Negative Escort Reviews

[Chris5]

After a couple weeks of trying to get our schedule to mesh I finally make the trek from Kissimmee to Baldwin Park. Allie gives me the address and when I am down the street, the stop sign before her place, she cancels on me. I ask why and she tells me I'm a cop. LEO! I tell her I'm not and have plenty of reviews but she does not believe me. I parked in her neighborhood trying to convince her and nothing but an excuse her moms in a car accident and she had to leave. I was already on the fence because of the CBJ but be warned that she could flake on you right before an appointment.

Good luck,

M655.

You're not missing anything.

You're definitely not missing out on anything with this hooker. She offer's a COVERED blow job! Again, not missing out dude.

C5.

[OriginalSin]

After a couple weeks of trying to get our schedule to mesh I finally make the trek from Kissimmee to Baldwin Park. Allie gives me the address and when I am down the street, the stop sign before her place, she cancels on me. I ask why and she tells me I'm a cop. LEO! I tell her I'm not and have plenty of reviews but she does not believe me. I parked in her neighborhood trying to convince her and nothing but an excuse her moms in a car accident and she had to leave. I was already on the fence because of the CBJ but be warned that she could flake on you right before an appointment.

Good luck,

M655.

You're not missing anything.

[Monger654]

After a couple weeks of trying to get our schedule to mesh I finally make the trek from Kissimmee to Baldwin Park. Allie gives me the address and when I am down the street, the stop sign before her place, she cancels on me. I ask why and she tells me I'm a cop. LEO! I tell her I'm not and have plenty of reviews but she does not believe me. I parked in her neighborhood trying to convince her and nothing but an excuse her moms in a car accident and she had to leave. I was already on the fence because of the CBJ but be warned that she could flake on you right before an appointment.

Good luck,

M655.

[Monger654]

After a couple weeks of trying to get our schedule to mesh I finally make the trek from Kissimmee to Baldwin Park. Allie gives me the address and when I am down the street, the stop sign before her place, she cancels on me. I ask why and she tells me I'm a cop. LEO! I tell her I'm not and have plenty of reviews but she does not believe me. I parked in her neighborhood trying to convince her and nothing but an excuse her moms in a car accident and she had to leave. I was already on the fence because of the CBJ but be warned that she could flake on you right before an appointment.

Good luck,

M655.

[FireSprinklerG]

I got an available and a donation quote, then she went silent on me. 3 weeks ago, I'm still waiting. Yd.

I reached out about 3 weeks ago and still haven't heard a word from her.

[Hobby407 1]

I got an available and a donation quote, then she went silent on me. 3 weeks ago, I'm still waiting. Yd.

Heck I even got the address and name of Hotel. Then a follow up text that we never confirmed after this was posted.

[Yankee Doodle]

I got an available and a donation quote, then she went silent on me. 3 weeks ago, I'm still waiting. Yd.

If you try to visit this provider you may want a backup plan in place. Very slow to respond and seems to have reasons to delay a possible meting.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2819&cityid=98

[Hobby407 1]

If you try to visit this provider you may want a backup plan in place. Very slow to respond and seems to have reasons to delay a possible meting.

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[BBC386]

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2924199

Found her ad on AdultLook. Usually avoid ads w semi-pro pics all from the same session. But she has a "verified" ad on Eros as well, so thought I would take the risk.

T minus 120: Me: Initial text.

T minus 105: Her: I can see you. Your proposed time sounds great.

Me: Confirm details, get general incall location.

T minus 60: Me: OK, hitting the road.

T minus? Her: OK, let me know when you are close, I will send you the address.

T minus 15: Me: I'm in your area, send me the address, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 5: Uh, if I am going to be on time, I need to know where to go, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 0: So, obviously I am not going to be on time. Are we doing this at all?

SILENCE.

(Should have bailed: 1).

T plus 10: Her: Sorry, just got *back* from dinner.

(Emphasis mine. Implication there was she was at her incall, right?

Her: I can see you at (T plus 60), *sharp*.

(Emphasis mine. Implication is that even though she is delaying the time we just agreed to by an hour, she will commit to the new time).

Me: Uh, you can't do any earlier? I don't really want to sit in my car for 50 minutes.

Her: I am driving back.

(So, earlier, WTF was she talking about being "back".).

Me: So, it's going to take you 45 minutes to get back and get ready?

Her: yes.

(Should have bailed: 2).

(What the fuck was I thinking? I wasn't. Stupid penis).

Me: Uh, I guess I can wait for you.

Her: Thank you SO MUCH!

T plus 55: Me: how is it looking?

SILENCE.

T plus 65: (Bailing, finally).

T plus 70: Her: I am back, room 116.

(I had actually left, should have just kept driving. But stupid penis swung a you-turn).

T plus 75: (Pulled back into the lot, near room 116).

T plus 80: (Knock on room 116).

SLENCE.

T plus 81: (Knock on room 116).

SILENCE.

T plus 82: Me: I am here, room 116, right?

SILENCE.

T plus 85: (Bailing again).

T plus 95: Her: Room 273.

(I was already back on the road and in no-text-and-drive mode).

I have had girls fuck with me in the past. But this was EPIC. I take full blame for not telling her to fuck the hell off at T plus 10. Please learn from my fail, brothers.

Sounds like a bored teenager trolling the hell out of you.

[JRuds]

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2924199

Found her ad on AdultLook. Usually avoid ads w semi-pro pics all from the same session. But she has a "verified" ad on Eros as well, so thought I would take the risk.

T minus 120: Me: Initial text.

T minus 105: Her: I can see you. Your proposed time sounds great.

Me: Confirm details, get general incall location.

T minus 60: Me: OK, hitting the road.

T minus? Her: OK, let me know when you are close, I will send you the address.

T minus 15: Me: I'm in your area, send me the address, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 5: Uh, if I am going to be on time, I need to know where to go, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 0: So, obviously I am not going to be on time. Are we doing this at all?

SILENCE.

(Should have bailed: 1).

T plus 10: Her: Sorry, just got *back* from dinner.

(Emphasis mine. Implication there was she was at her incall, right?

Her: I can see you at (T plus 60), *sharp*.

(Emphasis mine. Implication is that even though she is delaying the time we just agreed to by an hour, she will commit to the new time).

Me: Uh, you can't do any earlier? I don't really want to sit in my car for 50 minutes.

Her: I am driving back.

(So, earlier, WTF was she talking about being "back".).

Me: So, it's going to take you 45 minutes to get back and get ready?

Her: yes.

(Should have bailed: 2).

(What the fuck was I thinking? I wasn't. Stupid penis).

Me: Uh, I guess I can wait for you.

Her: Thank you SO MUCH!

T plus 55: Me: how is it looking?

SILENCE.

T plus 65: (Bailing, finally).

T plus 70: Her: I am back, room 116.

(I had actually left, should have just kept driving. But stupid penis swung a you-turn).

T plus 75: (Pulled back into the lot, near room 116).

T plus 80: (Knock on room 116).

SLENCE.

T plus 81: (Knock on room 116).

SILENCE.

T plus 82: Me: I am here, room 116, right?

SILENCE.

T plus 85: (Bailing again).

T plus 95: Her: Room 273.

(I was already back on the road and in no-text-and-drive mode).

I have had girls fuck with me in the past. But this was EPIC. I take full blame for not telling her to fuck the hell off at T plus 10. Please learn from my fail, brothers.

Lmao awsome post!!

[Chris5]

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I drove all the way to idrive for this bbw girl wanted the booty in a fantasy nap for 60 qv (no kissing) however when I got there she said "its too busy, maybe later" at that point I drove down to sexifun for an ok experience.

Pic's are misleading. Mariah is a BP girl with a jacked up grill. Which is why the beitch NEVER smiles.

C5.

[SmallPeepee100]

https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orl...4838/1/1275715

I drove all the way to idrive for this bbw girl wanted the booty in a fantasy nap for 60 qv (no kissing) however when I got there she said "its too busy, maybe later" at that point I drove down to sexifun for an ok experience.

[Spaz321]

Based on her pics, its no wonder that your dick won in this chess match.

Mine would have too.

Bad dick! Bad!

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2924199

Found her ad on AdultLook. Usually avoid ads w semi-pro pics all from the same session. But she has a "verified" ad on Eros as well, so thought I would take the risk.

T minus 120: Me: Initial text.

T me in the past. But this was EPIC. I take full blame for not telling her to fuck the hell off at T plus 10. Please learn from my fail, brothers.

[TittyManCam]

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2924199

Found her ad on AdultLook. Usually avoid ads w semi-pro pics all from the same session. But she has a "verified" ad on Eros as well, so thought I would take the risk.

T minus 120: Me: Initial text.

T minus 105: Her: I can see you. Your proposed time sounds great.

Me: Confirm details, get general incall location.

T minus 60: Me: OK, hitting the road.

T minus? Her: OK, let me know when you are close, I will send you the address.

T minus 15: Me: I'm in your area, send me the address, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 5: Uh, if I am going to be on time, I need to know where to go, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 0: So, obviously I am not going to be on time. Are we doing this at all?

SILENCE.

(Should have bailed: 1).

T plus 10: Her: Sorry, just got *back* from dinner.

(Emphasis mine. Implication there was she was at her incall, right?

Her: I can see you at (T plus 60), *sharp*.

(Emphasis mine. Implication is that even though she is delaying the time we just agreed to by an hour, she will commit to the new time).

Me: Uh, you can't do any earlier? I don't really want to sit in my car for 50 minutes.

Her: I am driving back.

(So, earlier, WTF was she talking about being "back".).

Me: So, it's going to take you 45 minutes to get back and get ready?

Her: yes.

(Should have bailed: 2).

(What the fuck was I thinking? I wasn't. Stupid penis).

Me: Uh, I guess I can wait for you.

Her: Thank you SO MUCH!

T plus 55: Me: how is it looking?

SILENCE.

T plus 65: (Bailing, finally).

T plus 70: Her: I am back, room 116.

(I had actually left, should have just kept driving. But stupid penis swung a you-turn).

T plus 75: (Pulled back into the lot, near room 116).

T plus 80: (Knock on room 116).

SLENCE.

T plus 81: (Knock on room 116).

SILENCE.

T plus 82: Me: I am here, room 116, right?

SILENCE.

T plus 85: (Bailing again).

T plus 95: Her: Room 273.

(I was already back on the road and in no-text-and-drive mode).

I have had girls fuck with me in the past. But this was EPIC. I take full blame for not telling her to fuck the hell off at T plus 10. Please learn from my fail, brothers.

Yeah bro this was bad and "stupid penus" correct. We've all done dumb shit when that head takes control. In my case more so in my younger days. I'm guessing she double booked and you were the odd man out. That's one of the quickest ways a chic gets put on my forever shit list (see post 1782 in this thread). All we can do is learn from this and move forward. I agree with the ending as that is also my max time now.

TMC.

[Altamonte407]

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2924199

Found her ad on AdultLook. Usually avoid ads w semi-pro pics all from the same session. But she has a "verified" ad on Eros as well, so thought I would take the risk.

T minus 120: Me: Initial text.

T minus 105: Her: I can see you. Your proposed time sounds great.

Me: Confirm details, get general incall location.

T minus 60: Me: OK, hitting the road.

T minus? Her: OK, let me know when you are close, I will send you the address.

T minus 15: Me: I'm in your area, send me the address, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 5: Uh, if I am going to be on time, I need to know where to go, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 0: So, obviously I am not going to be on time. Are we doing this at all?

SILENCE.

(Should have bailed: 1).

T plus 10: Her: Sorry, just got *back* from dinner.

(Emphasis mine. Implication there was she was at her incall, right?

Her: I can see you at (T plus 60), *sharp*.

(Emphasis mine. Implication is that even though she is delaying the time we just agreed to by an hour, she will commit to the new time).

Me: Uh, you can't do any earlier? I don't really want to sit in my car for 50 minutes.

Her: I am driving back.

(So, earlier, WTF was she talking about being "back".).

Me: So, it's going to take you 45 minutes to get back and get ready?

Her: yes.

(Should have bailed: 2).

(What the fuck was I thinking? I wasn't. Stupid penis).

Me: Uh, I guess I can wait for you.

Her: Thank you SO MUCH!

T plus 55: Me: how is it looking?

SILENCE.

T plus 65: (Bailing, finally).

T plus 70: Her: I am back, room 116.

(I had actually left, should have just kept driving. But stupid penis swung a you-turn).

T plus 75: (Pulled back into the lot, near room 116).

T plus 80: (Knock on room 116).

SLENCE.

T plus 81: (Knock on room 116).

SILENCE.

T plus 82: Me: I am here, room 116, right?

SILENCE.

T plus 85: (Bailing again).

T plus 95: Her: Room 273.

(I was already back on the road and in no-text-and-drive mode).

I have had girls fuck with me in the past. But this was EPIC. I take full blame for not telling her to fuck the hell off at T plus 10. Please learn from my fail, brothers.