Escort Reviews

[PutMeInCouch]

She's on STG.

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...u/552688499972

She used to post in NWCT and Bprt with "Melahni" in the jpg. Had a 2 O2 num 9 O9 You can google 5922 it to see earlier posts.

Maybe a new Number is why I could not connect but was asking if she was in Bprt or Dnby.

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https://cityxguide.com/escorts/202-909-5922__1522512367

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[Buck Cock]

Just goes to show you can never tell. I posted either here or the SA section below, had seemed quite normal texting on SA, was going to see her one eve but when she quoted, me hh and hr donation plus no coffee meet up either I figured out she was a pro. She had great story about a regular office type job and such, and certainly didn't sound like nutcase or druggie. Glad the donation she quoted also Kinda hi for her looks.

Her add on skip the games wants 160 for hh and 120 qv LOL. Thats just insane.

[Tomb8871]

Sorry to hear your experience was that bad. I got a full 20 minutes out of her, but I really didn't want to even stay there that long. Also, I assumed it was 420, but it could've been something harder. I'm ignorant when it comes to that stuff. She did refer to herself as a ***** and a prostitute and another thing that you noticed, which I didn't mention: the makeup and the bras. She had impeccably done makeup and a million bras on. While you say her ass was cottage cheese, I thought it was pretty nice. I tend to like a jiggly ass. Anyway, I agree that staying away may be the best with this one.

Have fun,

HH.

Just goes to show you can never tell. I posted either here or the SA section below, had seemed quite normal texting on SA, was going to see her one eve but when she quoted, me hh and hr donation plus no coffee meet up either I figured out she was a pro. She had great story about a regular office type job and such, and certainly didn't sound like nutcase or druggie. Glad the donation she quoted also Kinda hi for her looks.

[Husky Husky]

I got ripped off by her. Texted ahead of time. Had agreed to half hour for 80. GFE. Which was funny, because she quoted much higher and seemed to have a bit of an attitude, so I want 80 just to be a wise guy, I expected a no and I was going to move onto plan B.

I get there and two guys are walking down the hall. She tells me it was her brother and his friend.

Anyway she does NOT have a nice ass at all. It is mushy and cottage cheese. As are her stomach and legs.

She seemed pleasant enough. Nice and smiley and singing to herself.

I pay up and she proceeds to smoke some crack. I know it's crack because I asked her.

Then she talks and lights some candles.

She refuses to take off her bra. Claims she never does. She pulls it up and reveals she is actually wearing four bras. Tells me that is where she stores her drugs, money and weapons.

I finally get her naked from the bottom down.

We talk and she asks if I want a massage. I say that I'd rather not spend my time on that.

I ask about GFE and she just smiles and ignores me.

Then she asks if I want the best head in my life.

I say okay.

She puts on some terrible music and begins to give me a BJ while reading her phone and texting the entire time she is sucking.

A terrible BJ. From the school of up and down on the cock does it.

I can't even get really hard because this whole act is turning me off so much. I can't believe she is actually reading and writing texts as she doles out a crappy BJ. Amazing.

Then she stops abruptly and says time up.

I say, what, I've only been here 15 minutes and you only sucked for 3 or 4.

She says its not up to her. That she takes her orders over the phone. She complains that the guy who sets her appointments is always lying to tell guys what they want to hear to get them to come by.

Then she tries to play victim, telling me how hard it is to say no to guys and that she feels terrible, but that's the way it is. She tells me that the guy in the texts told her to only give me five minutes, but that she gave me eight. I was beside myself. But there was nothing I could do.

She went into the bathroom.

I got dressed and left, determined to write a scathing review on here. I would have liked to spend more time and craft something more interesting and that gave a more vivd picture of her wackiness, the situation and the fact that it was a HUGE rip off. HUGE. But I didn't want this decent review to stand without sharing my experience.

She claims she recently lost 150 lbs. Her body is soft, mushy, cottage cheese and misshapen.

She referred to herself as a crack ***** and told me she hadn't eaten in two days and then corrected herself and said the had two Oatmeal cookies that morning.

She and her group are a huge rip off. My advice is to stay away. Stay very far away.

Hard-core drugs consumed while in the room, terrible body. Drugged out happiness and a rip off.

I have some evidence of cancer treatment, so she shared with me her theory that there is already a cure for cancer and for AIDS, but that the drug companies are keeping them from the public because they wouldn't be able to make enough money selling them. When I pointed out that they are making no money at all from not selling them and asked why not make something to recoup their investment, she gave me a glazed look and began singing to herself.

Another incongruency is that, while her body is a mess and her undies were classless, she appeared to have been made up by a professional make up artist. Her makeup was perfect. Not overly heavy, applied perfectly, amazing choice of colors and textures. It just didn't fit.

Anyway, I realize I am rambling, but I was sooooooo pissed.

See her at your own risk.

I had to choose between her and this one:

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...e/792141674655

I guess I made the wrong choice.

On another note. I have about five more ladies to review when I get the time. One was the best I ever had, another was damn good, one who was terrible and one kind of funny.

Peace.

Sorry to hear your experience was that bad. I got a full 20 minutes out of her, but I really didn't want to even stay there that long. Also, I assumed it was 420, but it could've been something harder. I'm ignorant when it comes to that stuff. She did refer to herself as a ***** and a prostitute and another thing that you noticed, which I didn't mention: the makeup and the bras. She had impeccably done makeup and a million bras on. While you say her ass was cottage cheese, I thought it was pretty nice. I tend to like a jiggly ass. Anyway, I agree that staying away may be the best with this one.

Have fun,

HH.

[Big Mac Daddy]

She's fat.

I agree. Too big for me.

https://adultsearch.com/ohio/dayton/...scorts/1210168

[CplsLvr]

Did anyone ever try Darila when she was here? I only went with Lita who was okay. Decent GFE but nothing memorable. She was way older than presented. Darila looked like a lot of fun though.

I saw her last time she visited. We clicked and had a lot of fun. Bbj. 69. And then cg. She can also hold an intelligent conversation.

[DocXXXK]

The 1st thing I want to make clear is that this is a real ad with a beautiful woman awaiting your call. She meets and greets you at the door. Freshly scrubbed. Nails and makeup perfect she smells wonderful. Dressed in a short silk robe and nothing else. You retire to another room for some quiet conversation and drinks. She is a wonderful host and very attentive. As you sit and converse there is casual touching and stroking. Innocent foreplay but purposeful. There is a point in time where the conversation ends and play begins. She has the softest lips and smoothest skin. She is very skilled. Treat her right. She taste wonderful. It was the best 2 hours of my life. When she returns again I will be the 1st on her dance card.

She's fat.

[SullyErna69]

The 1st thing I want to make clear is that this is a real ad with a beautiful woman awaiting your call. She meets and greets you at the door. Freshly scrubbed. Nails and makeup perfect she smells wonderful. Dressed in a short silk robe and nothing else. You retire to another room for some quiet conversation and drinks. She is a wonderful host and very attentive. As you sit and converse there is casual touching and stroking. Innocent foreplay but purposeful. There is a point in time where the conversation ends and play begins. She has the softest lips and smoothest skin. She is very skilled. Treat her right. She taste wonderful. It was the best 2 hours of my life. When she returns again I will be the 1st on her dance card.

Very interesting first (and only) post. Something smells rotten in Denmark.

[Dave8]

The 1st thing I want to make clear is that this is a real ad with a beautiful woman awaiting your call. She meets and greets you at the door. Freshly scrubbed. Nails and makeup perfect she smells wonderful. Dressed in a short silk robe and nothing else. You retire to another room for some quiet conversation and drinks. She is a wonderful host and very attentive. As you sit and converse there is casual touching and stroking. Innocent foreplay but purposeful. There is a point in time where the conversation ends and play begins. She has the softest lips and smoothest skin. She is very skilled. Treat her right. She taste wonderful. It was the best 2 hours of my life. When she returns again I will be the 1st on her dance card.

Sounds great. Do you have a link?

[Cld3725]

The 1st thing I want to make clear is that this is a real ad with a beautiful woman awaiting your call. She meets and greets you at the door. Freshly scrubbed. Nails and makeup perfect she smells wonderful. Dressed in a short silk robe and nothing else. You retire to another room for some quiet conversation and drinks. She is a wonderful host and very attentive. As you sit and converse there is casual touching and stroking. Innocent foreplay but purposeful. There is a point in time where the conversation ends and play begins. She has the softest lips and smoothest skin. She is very skilled. Treat her right. She taste wonderful. It was the best 2 hours of my life. When she returns again I will be the 1st on her dance card.

[ManLovesLadies]

Not really. I've seen some bad reports here on the one you did not see.

Thanks for that heads up.

That's why I love this place.

[ManLovesLadies]

I'll bet her pussy stunk, too.

Who knows?

I never got anywhere next to it.

[Big Mac Daddy]

...

Anyway, I realize I am rambling, but I was sooooooo pissed.

See her at your own risk.

I had to choose between her and this one:

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...e/792141674655

I guess I made the wrong choice.

Not really. I've seen some bad reports here on the one you did not see.

[Dave8]

I got ripped off by her. Texted ahead of time. Had agreed to half hour for 80. GFE. Which was funny, because she quoted much higher and seemed to have a bit of an attitude, so I want 80 just to be a wise guy, I expected a no and I was going to move onto plan B.

I get there and two guys are walking down the hall. She tells me it was her brother and his friend.

Anyway she does NOT have a nice ass at all. It is mushy and cottage cheese. As are her stomach and legs.

She seemed pleasant enough. Nice and smiley and singing to herself.

I pay up and she proceeds to smoke some crack. I know it's crack because I asked her.

Then she talks and lights some candles.

She refuses to take off her bra. Claims she never does. She pulls it up and reveals she is actually wearing four bras. Tells me that is where she stores her drugs, money and weapons.

I finally get her naked from the bottom down.

We talk and she asks if I want a massage. I say that I'd rather not spend my time on that.

I ask about GFE and she just smiles and ignores me.

Then she asks if I want the best head in my life.

I say okay.

She puts on some terrible music and begins to give me a BJ while reading her phone and texting the entire time she is sucking.

A terrible BJ. From the school of up and down on the cock does it.

I can't even get really hard because this whole act is turning me off so much. I can't believe she is actually reading and writing texts as she doles out a crappy BJ. Amazing.

Then she stops abruptly and says time up.

I say, what, I've only been here 15 minutes and you only sucked for 3 or 4.

She says its not up to her. That she takes her orders over the phone. She complains that the guy who sets her appointments is always lying to tell guys what they want to hear to get them to come by.

Then she tries to play victim, telling me how hard it is to say no to guys and that she feels terrible, but that's the way it is. She tells me that the guy in the texts told her to only give me five minutes, but that she gave me eight. I was beside myself. But there was nothing I could do.

She went into the bathroom.

I got dressed and left, determined to write a scathing review on here. I would have liked to spend more time and craft something more interesting and that gave a more vivd picture of her wackiness, the situation and the fact that it was a HUGE rip off. HUGE. But I didn't want this decent review to stand without sharing my experience.

She claims she recently lost 150 lbs. Her body is soft, mushy, cottage cheese and misshapen.

She referred to herself as a crack ***** and told me she hadn't eaten in two days and then corrected herself and said the had two Oatmeal cookies that morning.

She and her group are a huge rip off. My advice is to stay away. Stay very far away.

Hard-core drugs consumed while in the room, terrible body. Drugged out happiness and a rip off.

I have some evidence of cancer treatment, so she shared with me her theory that there is already a cure for cancer and for AIDS, but that the drug companies are keeping them from the public because they wouldn't be able to make enough money selling them. When I pointed out that they are making no money at all from not selling them and asked why not make something to recoup their investment, she gave me a glazed look and began singing to herself.

Another incongruency is that, while her body is a mess and her undies were classless, she appeared to have been made up by a professional make up artist. Her makeup was perfect. Not overly heavy, applied perfectly, amazing choice of colors and textures. It just didn't fit.

Anyway, I realize I am rambling, but I was sooooooo pissed.

See her at your own risk.

I had to choose between her and this one:

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...e/792141674655

I guess I made the wrong choice.

On another note. I have about five more ladies to review when I get the time. One was the best I ever had, another was damn good, one who was terrible and one kind of funny.

Peace.

I'll bet her pussy stunk, too.

[ManLovesLadies]

Didn't really get her name but I saw her last week. Nice ass, small tits, and talks in a somewhat "ghetto" fashion, for lack of a better word. Quick BBBJ to CBJ, mish, doggie and then finish. Everything was great except for one thing. The 420. I don't care if a person uses, but don't do it in front of me. If my employer ever decided to do a random screening, I could be hit. Damage was 70 for the ss.

HH.

I got ripped off by her. Texted ahead of time. Had agreed to half hour for 80. GFE. Which was funny, because she quoted much higher and seemed to have a bit of an attitude, so I want 80 just to be a wise guy, I expected a no and I was going to move onto plan B.

I get there and two guys are walking down the hall. She tells me it was her brother and his friend.

Anyway she does NOT have a nice ass at all. It is mushy and cottage cheese. As are her stomach and legs.

She seemed pleasant enough. Nice and smiley and singing to herself.

I pay up and she proceeds to smoke some crack. I know it's crack because I asked her.

Then she talks and lights some candles.

She refuses to take off her bra. Claims she never does. She pulls it up and reveals she is actually wearing four bras. Tells me that is where she stores her drugs, money and weapons.

I finally get her naked from the bottom down.

We talk and she asks if I want a massage. I say that I'd rather not spend my time on that.

I ask about GFE and she just smiles and ignores me.

Then she asks if I want the best head in my life.

I say okay.

She puts on some terrible music and begins to give me a BJ while reading her phone and texting the entire time she is sucking.

A terrible BJ. From the school of up and down on the cock does it.

I can't even get really hard because this whole act is turning me off so much. I can't believe she is actually reading and writing texts as she doles out a crappy BJ. Amazing.

Then she stops abruptly and says time up.

I say, what, I've only been here 15 minutes and you only sucked for 3 or 4.

She says its not up to her. That she takes her orders over the phone. She complains that the guy who sets her appointments is always lying to tell guys what they want to hear to get them to come by.

Then she tries to play victim, telling me how hard it is to say no to guys and that she feels terrible, but that's the way it is. She tells me that the guy in the texts told her to only give me five minutes, but that she gave me eight. I was beside myself. But there was nothing I could do.

She went into the bathroom.

I got dressed and left, determined to write a scathing review on here. I would have liked to spend more time and craft something more interesting and that gave a more vivd picture of her wackiness, the situation and the fact that it was a HUGE rip off. HUGE. But I didn't want this decent review to stand without sharing my experience.

She claims she recently lost 150 lbs. Her body is soft, mushy, cottage cheese and misshapen.

She referred to herself as a crack ***** and told me she hadn't eaten in two days and then corrected herself and said the had two Oatmeal cookies that morning.

She and her group are a huge rip off. My advice is to stay away. Stay very far away.

Hard-core drugs consumed while in the room, terrible body. Drugged out happiness and a rip off.

I have some evidence of cancer treatment, so she shared with me her theory that there is already a cure for cancer and for AIDS, but that the drug companies are keeping them from the public because they wouldn't be able to make enough money selling them. When I pointed out that they are making no money at all from not selling them and asked why not make something to recoup their investment, she gave me a glazed look and began singing to herself.

Another incongruency is that, while her body is a mess and her undies were classless, she appeared to have been made up by a professional make up artist. Her makeup was perfect. Not overly heavy, applied perfectly, amazing choice of colors and textures. It just didn't fit.

Anyway, I realize I am rambling, but I was sooooooo pissed.

See her at your own risk.

I had to choose between her and this one:

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...e/792141674655

I guess I made the wrong choice.

On another note. I have about five more ladies to review when I get the time. One was the best I ever had, another was damn good, one who was terrible and one kind of funny.

Peace.