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[Illinois]

Who is this cutie? Please tell me she is legit. She is just my type.

https://backpage.com.stlouis.listcrawler.com/post/26581512/

[RobHenry222]

I agree that it's really hard to figure out when a lady is a no show and then doesn't have enough common courtesy to send some sort of explanation or just say "sorry". And a BS excuse like "a spaceship came down and took my dog so I needed to get with NASA and borrow a ship so I could go into space and get him back" would be better than nothing! When that doesn't happen you get the idea they don't give a rat's ass that they wasted your time and they're really not all that interested in seeing you. I actually had one sweet young thing do this to me twice in a row. You might think I would have learned after the first one but you would be wrong!

As to Destiny I've seen her once and it was a memorable experience but for the wrong reasons. When she opened the door of the nice enough east side motel she was wearing what was basically a ratty t shirt and shorts. More troubling was the fact that there were two beds in the room and on the floor in between them were lots of empty fast food containers and drink cups. Not exactly a very inviting atmosphere in my opinion! I will say that this was a number of years ago so maybe things have changed for thebetter.

I have always had a good time with DM. Is there more than 1? The DM I know has her own place in Collinsville. I don't think believe any of the pics in her ads look like her, but she has always been a sweetheart and a lot of fun.

[Member #2613]

Sounds like Christina, Anastasia, and Alena are the ones I'll reach out to first. Hopefully, have some good reports. Thanks to everyone who chimed in.

Man I wasted once a year treat money on seraphina fk.

[Member #2613]

So after the scrutiating painful screening process. I went to the website filled out form back and forths. I finally was able to set up a meeting with the infamus seraphina from westlake. So here is the thing:

The website and the pictures I have seen of her. The ones that made me wait for so long to go see her. Slim body young looking gal. Well I get there and man its someone else. Young for sure but dang she has gained a lot of weight? I mean here I am about to spend 300 to hang out with this chick nd its not even the same chick? WTF. Well I was already there, since she was decent looking and had a good attittud we had a great time BUT like I mentioned she is NOT slim like she adverises, def not worth wa she is charging and unlike she adversises on her website that she answers her own emails - she disnt even know i was coming - i was instrcted to txt her when i get to the location so when i did she was like who is this i dont have u on my phone. I should habe jist turn right the fk around and left. So I took one for the team on this one.

I may have to go see the other girl I upgraded the other day- she was the whole package AND get a good massage for the same damage.

Man waaaa a disappointment.

[Marshst924]

I know that eroticmonkey sucks, but it did lead me to Angel and Tammy who are both awesome (both former AngelYGND) when I was in town recently. Easy to find their ads on eroticmonkey.

So I'm coming back in town again. I'm planning to see a few girls. Anyone have anything to say about these girls for my next trip? Don't mind spending a little money for the talent better than BP talent.

Christina- high prices, looks like a model.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/christin...st-louis-28272

Anastasia.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/anastasi...t-louis-109037

Alena Winters.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/alena-wi...t-louis-378203

Kyla.

https://www.eros.com/missouri/st_lou...5218.htm?cat=1

Russian Natalie.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/russian-...t-louis-393489

Mia.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mia-escort-st-louis-275670

Sounds like Christina, Anastasia, and Alena are the ones I'll reach out to first. Hopefully, have some good reports. Thanks to everyone who chimed in.

[MackDaddy9999]

Hey guys, I had a chance to see https://backpage.com.stlouis.escortb...841/6364878522 recently and thought I would report back. She is in an hotel by the airport. We traded texts and I got a little sidetracked but we finally met up. It was my fault, not hers. Anyway, she opened the door and she looks JUST like the photos. She has a smoking hot body. Her tits are perfect on her frame, just the right size to fit into each hand. Her ass is also perfect. Sexy blonde hair. This girl is a dream to look at. She is also a pretty good conversationalist.

We started out with a meh blowjob. Too fast and lots of teeth. I had only booked a HH with her so I suspect she was trying to hurry me up. She asked if I wanted to get it on and I told her to keep blowing me. I grabbed the back of her head and she took a little but gagged so, I don't think her head game is where it's at. But that's OK. Did I mention that body? FUuuuuuuuuCK she is hot. Then she asks if I want to use a cover or not? Um, yeah hun, let's go ahead and wrap that thing. She hands me a cover and tells me to put it on whenever I am ready. OK, I will.

Once suited up, she sat on my flagpole and I saluted the fuck out of her. Tightest puss I have had in a long while and I used to dig 401 K Jazz on a fairly regular basis. She weighs so little I was bouncing her up and down on my shaft while laying on my back. In any case, I didn't make it past cowgirl and with her moaning, etc, I made a large deposit in Trojan National Bank. She tried to hop off as I was cumming but I grabbed her waist and kept on pumping.

So, the girl has all the right parts and I think I will see her again but only covered. She also has some bruising on the arms so she is definitely riding the Horse. I am going to try to give her some customer service coaching and see if I can up her game a little. She is a good little fuck. PM for pricing and suggestions on visit strategies.

Maggie is a very cute girl. However, she proceeded to tell me story of how she was 'raped' by a trick. Unfortunately, she is well on way to becoming damaged goods. Get it while it lasts!

[Apache77]

Well I'm glad you had a good time with her. A month or so ago I set up a meeting with her and got nothing. I had seen here before back in December and decided to go see her again. This time was for a two girl blowjob with a friend of hers. I got to her place on time and knocked on her door and waited but nobody answered. After a couple of minutes I went back to my car to text her and let her know I was there. Nothing! As I was about to leave a van pulled up two spaces behind me and she got out with some guy and they proceeded to go in together. I guess she got a better offer than mine and stood me up. I even tried emailing her to ask why she did that to me but I haven't heard from her. She was so nice and good to me the last time I saw her I still can't believe she did that to me. I was totally shocked. I'd probably give her another chance if she would only answer my email and just make up some bullshit excuse and apologize. I thought she was perfect for me but I guess she just don't like me anymore.

I agree that it's really hard to figure out when a lady is a no show and then doesn't have enough common courtesy to send some sort of explanation or just say "sorry". And a BS excuse like "a spaceship came down and took my dog so I needed to get with NASA and borrow a ship so I could go into space and get him back" would be better than nothing! When that doesn't happen you get the idea they don't give a rat's ass that they wasted your time and they're really not all that interested in seeing you. I actually had one sweet young thing do this to me twice in a row. You might think I would have learned after the first one but you would be wrong!

As to Destiny I've seen her once and it was a memorable experience but for the wrong reasons. When she opened the door of the nice enough east side motel she was wearing what was basically a ratty t shirt and shorts. More troubling was the fact that there were two beds in the room and on the floor in between them were lots of empty fast food containers and drink cups. Not exactly a very inviting atmosphere in my opinion! I will say that this was a number of years ago so maybe things have changed for the better.

[LuvEmTighter]

Well I'm glad you had a good time with her. A month or so ago I set up a meeting with her and got nothing. I had seen here before back in December and decided to go see her again. This time was for a two girl blowjob with a friend of hers. I got to her place on time and knocked on her door and waited but nobody answered. After a couple of minutes I went back to my car to text her and let her know I was there. Nothing! As I was about to leave a van pulled up two spaces behind me and she got out with some guy and they proceeded to go in together. I guess she got a better offer than mine and stood me up. I even tried emailing her to ask why she did that to me but I haven't heard from her. She was so nice and good to me the last time I saw her I still can't believe she did that to me. I was totally shocked. I'd probably give her another chance if she would only answer my email and just make up some bullshit excuse and apologize. I thought she was perfect for me but I guess she just don't like me anymore.

Girl does that or a No Call / NoShow. She's gone! No second chances. Always find another to donate to. I've cut ties with several great girls that got "too comfortable" or plain forgot or over-slept.

[Jannisary]

Well I'm glad you had a good time with her. A month or so ago I set up a meeting with her and got nothing. I had seen here before back in December and decided to go see her again. This time was for a two girl blowjob with a friend of hers. I got to her place on time and knocked on her door and waited but nobody answered. After a couple of minutes I went back to my car to text her and let her know I was there. Nothing! As I was about to leave a van pulled up two spaces behind me and she got out with some guy and they proceeded to go in together. I guess she got a better offer than mine and stood me up. I even tried emailing her to ask why she did that to me but I haven't heard from her. She was so nice and good to me the last time I saw her I still can't believe she did that to me. I was totally shocked. I'd probably give her another chance if she would only answer my email and just make up some bullshit excuse and apologize. I thought she was perfect for me but I guess she just don't like me anymore.

Sorry to hear that. One of the headaches of this "hobby" is this stuff. You should try calling or texting her. I'm not sure she has access to her email accounts or even a reliable internet connection. I've always just reached her by text.

[ReefGlue]

If she wants to do you like that don't give her your money.

I used to think so too. In fact I still do. I just don't know why she hasn't even bothered to explain why she did it. I'm a very forgiving person most of the time but I just haven't heard from her at all.

[Dubberman]

I tried setting some dates up with her several times before but she never replied back to any one of my attempts. Which is a shame since she seemed like she could be fun, but of course I've already given up on her.

[Dalton425]

DM is a sweet gal. I have always had a good time with her. Most of the time she tries to get me to stay longer than I can.

I have actually had to cancel on her at the last minute on more than one occasion and she has always been more than accommodating.

I used to think so too. In fact I still do. I just don't know why she hasn't even bothered to explain why she did it. I'm a very forgiving person most of the time but I just haven't heard from her at all.

[RobHenry222]

Well I'm glad you had a good time with her. A month or so ago I set up a meeting with her and got nothing. I had seen here before back in December and decided to go see her again. This time was for a two girl blowjob with a friend of hers. I got to her place on time and knocked on her door and waited but nobody answered. After a couple of minutes I went back to my car to text her and let her know I was there. Nothing! As I was about to leave a van pulled up two spaces behind me and she got out with some guy and they proceeded to go in together. I guess she got a better offer than mine and stood me up. I even tried emailing her to ask why she did that to me but I haven't heard from her. She was so nice and good to me the last time I saw her I still can't believe she did that to me. I was totally shocked. I'd probably give her another chance if she would only answer my email and just make up some bullshit excuse and apologize. I thought she was perfect for me but I guess she just don't like me anymore.

DM is a sweet gal. I have always had a good time with her. Most of the time she tries to get me to stay longer than I can.

I have actually had to cancel on her at the last minute on more than one occasion and she has always been more than accommodating.

[Dalton425]

During my eastside visit a couple weekends ago I wound up staying the night in Fairview Heights. I had hit the clubs and had some fun but not really any great success, though I got a decent CBJ at Dolies. Pricelined a nice room for pretty cheap in Fairview Heights and stayed over. I wound up back at the hotel. I had already had a few drinks at the clubs that afternoon and evening and had a few more in the room. My plan had been to go back out to hit the late evening shift but decided I had wasted enough in the clubs so I stayed in. After a while I was starting to feel really horny again but it was late and I wasn't in the best condition to make another club run.

Normally I preplan my escort flings but since I had planned on just hitting the clubs I did not have anything else arranged. So it was late, with the boards down there weren't a lot of options as far as quickly finding and researching someone, and even though I had been drinking some I knew it wasn't a good idea to just pick an unknown and hope for the best. I texted Destiny Monroe to see if she was available. I had seen Destiny a few times before but not in the last couple years. She replied back promptly and said she could be there in about 30 to 40 minutes. Destiny arrived at the arranged time and though a few years older still looked pretty damn good to me. I got to say she took good care of me and it was a very enjoyable visit. We started with some kissing and rubbing on each other, followed with BBBJ and then into CFS with multiple positions. She got 2 good pops out of me and tried valiantly for a 3rd but since that would have been a 4th for me for the day it just wasn't going to happen.

I know Destiny has had some issues and they have been reported and discussed some on this board over the years. At the same time, I think just as it is important to report problems etc it is important to report the good as well. I will definitely see her again. She was FUN, on time, no issues and very enjoyable time at a reasonable donation of 200 for the hour plus a tip a gave her before she left.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/118102

Well I'm glad you had a good time with her. A month or so ago I set up a meeting with her and got nothing. I had seen here before back in December and decided to go see her again. This time was for a two girl blowjob with a friend of hers. I got to her place on time and knocked on her door and waited but nobody answered. After a couple of minutes I went back to my car to text her and let her know I was there. Nothing! As I was about to leave a van pulled up two spaces behind me and she got out with some guy and they proceeded to go in together. I guess she got a better offer than mine and stood me up. I even tried emailing her to ask why she did that to me but I haven't heard from her. She was so nice and good to me the last time I saw her I still can't believe she did that to me. I was totally shocked. I'd probably give her another chance if she would only answer my email and just make up some bullshit excuse and apologize. I thought she was perfect for me but I guess she just don't like me anymore.

[TwoSheds]

I know that eroticmonkey sucks, but it did lead me to Angel and Tammy who are both awesome (both former AngelYGND) when I was in town recently. Easy to find their ads on eroticmonkey.

So I'm coming back in town again. I'm planning to see a few girls. Anyone have anything to say about these girls for my next trip? Don't mind spending a little money for the talent better than BP talent.

Christina- high prices, looks like a model.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/christin...st-louis-28272

Christina is a real treat. That is her in those pictures, she does do school and a regular job so sometimes scheduling can be hard. If you are flexible with time you'll be rewarded.