Massage Parlor Reports

**MichaelOhSix** · 06-15-18 08:47

Julie was my go to young Latina. Been with her many times. What a shame.

Originally Posted by MyDream [View Original Post]

It is with heavy heart I must report that Latina Julie is no longer here. She wasn't perfect, but a good change of pace from a straight Asian diet.

So I visited old faithful GILF Sophia at Sunset. Yes I realize not everyone's cup of tea, so save your hatin drama for someone who cares.

50/ hh, strong massage to C cup titrub on ass / back to BBBJ-CFS including her patented sideways CG and stroke nutsack move and finished with Jr between her tis and a beautiful pearl necklace. Neck / scalp massage hot towel wipe down and a bottle of water out the door, leaving her the good old boys tip. Peace.

**MyDream** · 06-15-18 08:23

Originally Posted by DirtyRalph [View Original Post]

Her hourglass figure is now more of a barrel.

But apparently some of you guys like that. Not judging, but WTF!

Dude your ongoing hate mongering campaign against this woman is as lame as the lapdog"s undying love affair with her.

Move on, let it go, it is getting old WTF.

Peace.

**Chaos23** · 06-15-18 04:51

Originally Posted by MyDream [View Original Post]

You guys do realize that prior to coming into the room for the session with you, these girls goop a handful of germicidal / spericidal jelly in their coochie don't you? It's been standard practice for years. "OMG she got so wet" and "Her juices were dripping on me" We all started in this hobby somewhere.

Wouldn't that jelly royally fuck up the PH in there? That's why docs stopped recommending douching. Learn something new everyday.

**SdfitLife** · 06-15-18 02:04

Originally Posted by Chaos23 [View Original Post]

It's with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you BSB, CG, and company about the bad news. I had an appointment with Sara for this morning but she flew out this morning. I've actually become extremely close with her over the last 3 weeks and due to a PLM situation and her friend flipping out as a result of a huge misunderstanding that stems from one stupid picture, she could no longer stay in San Diego and has chosen to go home. We still keep in touch via WeChat since I can speak Mandarin.

I'm very shocked and sad right now. For the senior members on the forum or my close friends that want the details, feel free to PM me. Sara had stopped taking on new customers already since she had so many of you regulars. I know this message will hit dozens of you hard just like me. I know most of you guys on here are all about the variety and spice of life. I'm only purely interested in GFE and it doesn't matter how hot a provider is if she acts like a robot or BEEPS. No thanks. I appreciate all the good reports on here and live vicariously through you guys.

Sara is my one and only ATF. If it wasn't for my birthday and BSB / CG's reviews, I probably would've never mongered here in the states.

Thank you all. If I could cry, I would, but unfortunately my tear ducts dried out a long time ago as a result of the abuse I suffered as a child but I digress.

Look forward to reading your awesome reports boys.

Well that's a bummer:/ just saw her for the first time about a week ago and it was amazing. I've frequesnted Dagget several times over the years and she was definitely my favorite. Went in for a hh rub and tug and ended up getting a lot more than I bargained for. She's a fan of bodybuilding and was absolutely fascinated by my physique. She was very accommodating and real personable young woman despite the language barrier. I've never used google translator so extensively LOL. Anyways, I spent a little under an hour and half with her and for my first FS experience, she was wonderful. Tips were never brought up. I simply handed her some cash and went on my way.

**Stl Danish** · 06-15-18 00:07

Originally Posted by BlueSkyBlue [View Original Post]

They still have the blue painters tape up but the The place is open and ready.

I just stuck my head in to look a few minutes ago and they are eager for business.

So to recap: Go To is open but still remodeling but willing to take customers.

Great news, thanks!

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-14-18 23:55

Her hourglass figure is now more of a barrel.

But apparently some of you guys like that. Not judging, but WTF!

Originally Posted by CduBonusG [View Original Post]

Ya I see. Those pics are on the other site too except this one which shows her face. And if this pic is old... well ya

**Devsr71** · 06-14-18 22:31

Hey all, new monger in SD.

Anyone have a review of this place? Found it on massage republic. Seems to be run by two sisters. Looks like a really good time, but can't find any information outside of their website. Not really a fan of the AMPs anymore. Too many hit or misses. Looking for something a little more upscale with hopefully what I suspect to be BBBJ or CIM at the least. Anyone have any experience with Holli or Caressa? I'm booked to see them next week.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-14-18 20:42

Now why do you have to be raining on our parade.

The pussy flavored jelly must be the brand of choice.

I don't care much for the smells like fish, taste like chicken brand. Boo yah!

So solly, not solly.

Originally Posted by MyDream [View Original Post]

You guys do realize that prior to coming into the room for the session with you, these girls goop a handful of germicidal / spericidal jelly in their coochie don't you? It's been standard practice for years. "OMG she got so wet" and "Her juices were dripping on me" We all started in this hobby somewhere.

**MyDream** · 06-14-18 18:43

It is with heavy heart I must report that Latina Julie is no longer here. She wasn't perfect, but a good change of pace from a straight Asian diet.

So I visited old faithful GILF Sophia at Sunset. Yes I realize not everyone's cup of tea, so save your hatin drama for someone who cares.

50/ hh, strong massage to C cup titrub on ass / back to BBBJ-CFS including her patented sideways CG and stroke nutsack move and finished with Jr between her tis and a beautiful pearl necklace. Neck / scalp massage hot towel wipe down and a bottle of water out the door, leaving her the good old boys tip. Peace.

**MyDream** · 06-14-18 18:33

You guys do realize that prior to coming into the room for the session with you, these girls goop a handful of germicidal / spericidal jelly in their coochie don't you? It's been standard practice for years. "OMG she got so wet" and "Her juices were dripping on me" We all started in this hobby somewhere.

**CduBonusG** · 06-14-18 17:54

Originally Posted by BlueSkyBlue [View Original Post]

The very first couple of reports on Alexis contained photos that look pretty good.

I've never seen her, so I have no idea but yes all the earlier reports in the initial pictures pictures were.

Overall she looked pretty good.

Sometimes things are too good to be true anybody else want to share any "realistic" descriptions ever.

[GobacktotheveryfirstreportQUOTE=CduBonusG;3824961]Pretty funny actually because I called this a while ago after seeing numerous perfect reviews. Is she offering you other guys 1/2 price repeat visits after leaving a glowing review or what? That said, her pics on that other site look pretty damn good- so do you think they are old pics or what? Does she really not look that good? If I'm being honest I still want to see her even if she isn't a 10 just for the fact of how she lets sessions go long and aims to please.

Ya I see. Those pics are on the other site too except this one which shows her face. And if this pic is old... well ya

**CduBonusG** · 06-14-18 17:44

Went to Holy Massage in SM. Just down the street from Wen. 3rd time there. First review of them was rather negative because drew mamason (Jen) and place smelled like Kimchi. Ended up goin back again (because Wen couldn't get me in) 2nd time and drew a very lovely 30 something, attractive and good relaxing and seductive massage. Went back again today hoping for same and drew mamason again. This place is never busy so perhaps its just the two of them I dunno. Anyway mamson is fun and I made the best of it. She gives a good massage and does well as making it very relaxing and seductive at the end. She has a nice body and allows roaming up top and on the flip she stood at my head and leaned over me to massage jr which allowed great access up top and gave them some great kisses. Not sure if I'll go back but I do like how this place is low key, not busy and has discrete location. At least its another reliable 40/40 spot.

**BlueSkyBlue** · 06-14-18 16:33

They still have the blue painters tape up but the The place is open and ready.

I just stuck my head in to look a few minutes ago and they are eager for business.

So to recap: Go To is open but still remodeling but willing to take customers.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-14-18 16:25

You know what they say, one man's garbage is another's treasure, but WTF! It's funny as you read raving reviews from one monger to be totally contradicted by another. WTF!

I've got several PM's from mongers who've also tried AlecsTrash giving me kudos for basically confirming their experience. WTF you pussy's, that's what this forum is for. Thanks for holding out A-holes. I could've saved $140 and spent 2-3 more visits with Sister Sarah or her friends. Now those were reviews were spot on. WTF.

I thought they were photoshopped, but more like older photos that were photoshopped. WTF! My guess, 15-20 years ago. WTF! To each their own, my review is my taste. Some like the GILFs and I'd say this chick borders on that. WTF!

She is sincere about providing a positive experience and no clock. Go for it and please share. WTF!

I'm changing my USASG I'd to WTF. WTF!

Originally Posted by CduBonusG [View Original Post]

Pretty funny actually because I called this a while ago after seeing numerous perfect reviews. Is she offering you other guys 1/2 price repeat visits after leaving a glowing review or what? That said, her pics on that other site look pretty damn good- so do you think they are old pics or what? Does she really not look that good? If I'm being honest I still want to see her even if she isn't a 10 just for the fact of how she lets sessions go long and aims to please.

**BlueSkyBlue** · 06-14-18 14:45

The very first couple of reports on Alexis contained photos that look pretty good.

I've never seen her, so I have no idea but yes all the earlier reports in the initial pictures pictures were.

Overall she looked pretty good.

Sometimes things are too good to be true anybody else want to share any "realistic" descriptions ever.

[GobacktotheveryfirstreportQUOTE=CduBonusG;3824961]Pretty funny actually because I called this a while ago after seeing numerous perfect reviews. Is she offering you other guys 1/2 price repeat visits after leaving a glowing review or what? That said, her pics on that other site look pretty damn good- so do you think they are old pics or what? Does she really not look that good? If I'm being honest I still want to see her even if she isn't a 10 just for the fact of how she lets sessions go long and aims to please. [ / QUOTE].