Massage Parlor Reports

[Sdsc619]

Funny, I hadn't seen a hongs report in a long time. I went today and came to post and saw the report below. Mine was a different girl so ill report anyways.

Went today before lunch, drew Lily, a cute latina, slim, small but round ass with small D bolt ons. Massage was really just her rubbing lotion on my back and legs. Lots of reaching under while on my stomach. On the flip, she asked what I wanted. I said everything and she slid the rubber on for a decent CBJ. Lasted longer than most places. Then cg, missionary and ds. She did her best to get into it, rubbing her clit ect. But we were in the first room and she admitted needing to be quiet. All in all a good time with a hot latina, prob 30's.

60 house fee for hhr, no money discussed but gave her 120 after the deed. Went over by 5 or 10 minutes.

Would repeat with her, but next time ill ask for the back room (at her recomendation) so we can be a bit more expressive.

[Bwetfan]

action is required: we need answers.

We need a "like" button.

[BlueSkyBlue]

I suspect that the good stuff is pH balanced, and doesn't have much of an off taste (so even oral is possible). Ain't technology great?

action is required: we need answers.

OK somebody bring some Litmus paper the next time you run into a lubed up pussy and see what the pHs Is.

As a controlled experiment, you will need to insert the litmus paper before she puts the gel and then again after and see if it's changing the pH 😂.

Science is wonderful, observation measurement validation of data LAMFO.
This could be a valuable public health service. If lube if its ruining their pH, then we need to help these poor girls from harming themselves.
It will be hard work but we will have to perform a lot of experiments on the proper lubrication to make sure that their precious little treasures are being protected from PH imbalance damage. Messing up the pH of their pretty little pussys is terrible, like messing with mother nature. After all they make their living with these tender precious treasures so they should protect their health.

And I’m sure they will thank us for watching out for their best interests 😊

[Bwetfan]

Wouldn't that jelly royally fuck up the PH in there? That's why docs stopped recommending douching. Learn something new everyday.

I suspect that the good stuff is pH balanced, and doesn't have much of an off taste (so even oral is possible). Ain't technology great?

[BlueSkyBlue]

Based on what I read on rub maps I would personally avoid.

Ridiculously expensive ($150 per hour) and no extras offered.

If you go please post a review and let the rest of us know.

Hey all, new monger in SD.

Anyone have a review of this place? Found it on massage republic. Seems to be run by two sisters. Looks like a really good time, but can't find any information outside of their website. Not really a fan of the AMPs anymore. Too many hit or misses. Looking for something a little more upscale with hopefully what I suspect to be BBBJ or CIM at the least. Anyone have any experience with Holli or Caressa? I'm booked to see them next week.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Just an honest answer to a mongers question. . .

But I agree. We've all heard the ying, so I felt compelled to provide the yang.

Moving on friend.

Dude your ongoing hate mongering campaign against this woman is as lame as the lapdog"s undying love affair with her.

Move on, let it go, it is getting old WTF.

Peace.

[Five]

Someone posted about Hong's last week so I decided I would go back and see what I could see.

Basic house rate for the half hour massage, mamasan leads me to a room with a flat table and takes the door fee, leaves me to get undressed. In the background I hear all asian sounding language so I think maybe no alternatives today. Boy- I was wrong. In comes a solidly built- not thin, not quite thick, latina in a little black dress named Emily. Nice legs, nice smile, B cups. Proceeds with a medium rub that was relaxing but in no way therapeutic. I let my hands wander somewhat and found she had strong legs and a nice ass under there too- giving the clear signal.

Very little teasing prior to the flip.

Once on my back she gave the same treatment to my front then asked if there was anywhere else I wanted her to massage- like the prior poster I took the language lesson and even though there was precaution taken the service was not just effective but pretty enjoyable. Pretty much the same as described in the other review.

Tipped twenty more than the house fee and was on my way. Will repeat.

[MichaelOhSix]

Julie was my go to young Latina. Been with her many times. What a shame.

It is with heavy heart I must report that Latina Julie is no longer here. She wasn't perfect, but a good change of pace from a straight Asian diet.

So I visited old faithful GILF Sophia at Sunset. Yes I realize not everyone's cup of tea, so save your hatin drama for someone who cares.

50/ hh, strong massage to C cup titrub on ass / back to BBBJ-CFS including her patented sideways CG and stroke nutsack move and finished with Jr between her tis and a beautiful pearl necklace. Neck / scalp massage hot towel wipe down and a bottle of water out the door, leaving her the good old boys tip. Peace.

[MyDream]

Her hourglass figure is now more of a barrel.

But apparently some of you guys like that. Not judging, but WTF!

Dude your ongoing hate mongering campaign against this woman is as lame as the lapdog"s undying love affair with her.

Move on, let it go, it is getting old WTF.

Peace.

[Chaos23]

You guys do realize that prior to coming into the room for the session with you, these girls goop a handful of germicidal / spericidal jelly in their coochie don't you? It's been standard practice for years. "OMG she got so wet" and "Her juices were dripping on me" We all started in this hobby somewhere.

Wouldn't that jelly royally fuck up the PH in there? That's why docs stopped recommending douching. Learn something new everyday.

[SdfitLife]

It's with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you BSB, CG, and company about the bad news. I had an appointment with Sara for this morning but she flew out this morning. I've actually become extremely close with her over the last 3 weeks and due to a PLM situation and her friend flipping out as a result of a huge misunderstanding that stems from one stupid picture, she could no longer stay in San Diego and has chosen to go home. We still keep in touch via WeChat since I can speak Mandarin.

I'm very shocked and sad right now. For the senior members on the forum or my close friends that want the details, feel free to PM me. Sara had stopped taking on new customers already since she had so many of you regulars. I know this message will hit dozens of you hard just like me. I know most of you guys on here are all about the variety and spice of life. I'm only purely interested in GFE and it doesn't matter how hot a provider is if she acts like a robot or BEEPS. No thanks. I appreciate all the good reports on here and live vicariously through you guys.

Sara is my one and only ATF. If it wasn't for my birthday and BSB / CG's reviews, I probably would've never mongered here in the states.

Thank you all. If I could cry, I would, but unfortunately my tear ducts dried out a long time ago as a result of the abuse I suffered as a child but I digress.

Look forward to reading your awesome reports boys.

Well that's a bummer:/ just saw her for the first time about a week ago and it was amazing. I've frequesnted Dagget several times over the years and she was definitely my favorite. Went in for a hh rub and tug and ended up getting a lot more than I bargained for. She's a fan of bodybuilding and was absolutely fascinated by my physique. She was very accommodating and real personable young woman despite the language barrier. I've never used google translator so extensively LOL. Anyways, I spent a little under an hour and half with her and for my first FS experience, she was wonderful. Tips were never brought up. I simply handed her some cash and went on my way.

[Stl Danish]

They still have the blue painters tape up but the The place is open and ready.

I just stuck my head in to look a few minutes ago and they are eager for business.

So to recap: Go To is open but still remodeling but willing to take customers.

Great news, thanks!

[TwoBlueBalls]

Her hourglass figure is now more of a barrel.

But apparently some of you guys like that. Not judging, but WTF!

Ya I see. Those pics are on the other site too except this one which shows her face. And if this pic is old... well ya

[Devsr71]

Hey all, new monger in SD.

Anyone have a review of this place? Found it on massage republic. Seems to be run by two sisters. Looks like a really good time, but can't find any information outside of their website. Not really a fan of the AMPs anymore. Too many hit or misses. Looking for something a little more upscale with hopefully what I suspect to be BBBJ or CIM at the least. Anyone have any experience with Holli or Caressa? I'm booked to see them next week.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Now why do you have to be raining on our parade.

The pussy flavored jelly must be the brand of choice.

I don't care much for the smells like fish, taste like chicken brand. Boo yah!

So solly, not solly.

You guys do realize that prior to coming into the room for the session with you, these girls goop a handful of germicidal / spericidal jelly in their coochie don't you? It's been standard practice for years. "OMG she got so wet" and "Her juices were dripping on me" We all started in this hobby somewhere.