Massage Parlor Reports

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-14-18 23:55

Her hourglass figure is now more of a barrel.

But apparently some of you guys like that. Not judging, but WTF!

Originally Posted by CduBonusG [View Original Post]

Ya I see. Those pics are on the other site too except this one which shows her face. And if this pic is old... well ya

**Devsr71** · 06-14-18 22:31

Hey all, new monger in SD.

Anyone have a review of this place? Found it on massage republic. Seems to be run by two sisters. Looks like a really good time, but can't find any information outside of their website. Not really a fan of the AMPs anymore. Too many hit or misses. Looking for something a little more upscale with hopefully what I suspect to be BBBJ or CIM at the least. Anyone have any experience with Holli or Caressa? I'm booked to see them next week.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-14-18 20:42

Now why do you have to be raining on our parade.

The pussy flavored jelly must be the brand of choice.

I don't care much for the smells like fish, taste like chicken brand. Boo yah!

So solly, not solly.

Originally Posted by MyDream [View Original Post]

You guys do realize that prior to coming into the room for the session with you, these girls goop a handful of germicidal / spericidal jelly in their coochie don't you? It's been standard practice for years. "OMG she got so wet" and "Her juices were dripping on me" We all started in this hobby somewhere.

**MyDream** · 06-14-18 18:43

It is with heavy heart I must report that Latina Julie is no longer here. She wasn't perfect, but a good change of pace from a straight Asian diet.

So I visited old faithful GILF Sophia at Sunset. Yes I realize not everyone's cup of tea, so save your hatin drama for someone who cares.

50/ hh, strong massage to C cup titrub on ass / back to BBBJ-CFS including her patented sideways CG and stroke nutsack move and finished with Jr between her tis and a beautiful pearl necklace. Neck / scalp massage hot towel wipe down and a bottle of water out the door, leaving her the good old boys tip. Peace.

**MyDream** · 06-14-18 18:33

You guys do realize that prior to coming into the room for the session with you, these girls goop a handful of germicidal / spericidal jelly in their coochie don't you? It's been standard practice for years. "OMG she got so wet" and "Her juices were dripping on me" We all started in this hobby somewhere.

**CduBonusG** · 06-14-18 17:54

Originally Posted by BlueSkyBlue [View Original Post]

The very first couple of reports on Alexis contained photos that look pretty good.

I've never seen her, so I have no idea but yes all the earlier reports in the initial pictures pictures were.

Overall she looked pretty good.

Sometimes things are too good to be true anybody else want to share any "realistic" descriptions ever.

[GobacktotheveryfirstreportQUOTE=CduBonusG;3824961]Pretty funny actually because I called this a while ago after seeing numerous perfect reviews. Is she offering you other guys 1/2 price repeat visits after leaving a glowing review or what? That said, her pics on that other site look pretty damn good- so do you think they are old pics or what? Does she really not look that good? If I'm being honest I still want to see her even if she isn't a 10 just for the fact of how she lets sessions go long and aims to please.

Ya I see. Those pics are on the other site too except this one which shows her face. And if this pic is old... well ya

**CduBonusG** · 06-14-18 17:44

Went to Holy Massage in SM. Just down the street from Wen. 3rd time there. First review of them was rather negative because drew mamason (Jen) and place smelled like Kimchi. Ended up goin back again (because Wen couldn't get me in) 2nd time and drew a very lovely 30 something, attractive and good relaxing and seductive massage. Went back again today hoping for same and drew mamason again. This place is never busy so perhaps its just the two of them I dunno. Anyway mamson is fun and I made the best of it. She gives a good massage and does well as making it very relaxing and seductive at the end. She has a nice body and allows roaming up top and on the flip she stood at my head and leaned over me to massage jr which allowed great access up top and gave them some great kisses. Not sure if I'll go back but I do like how this place is low key, not busy and has discrete location. At least its another reliable 40/40 spot.

**BlueSkyBlue** · 06-14-18 16:33

They still have the blue painters tape up but the The place is open and ready.

I just stuck my head in to look a few minutes ago and they are eager for business.

So to recap: Go To is open but still remodeling but willing to take customers.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-14-18 16:25

You know what they say, one man's garbage is another's treasure, but WTF! It's funny as you read raving reviews from one monger to be totally contradicted by another. WTF!

I've got several PM's from mongers who've also tried AlecsTrash giving me kudos for basically confirming their experience. WTF you pussy's, that's what this forum is for. Thanks for holding out A-holes. I could've saved $140 and spent 2-3 more visits with Sister Sarah or her friends. Now those were reviews were spot on. WTF.

I thought they were photoshopped, but more like older photos that were photoshopped. WTF! My guess, 15-20 years ago. WTF! To each their own, my review is my taste. Some like the GILFs and I'd say this chick borders on that. WTF!

She is sincere about providing a positive experience and no clock. Go for it and please share. WTF!

I'm changing my USASG I'd to WTF. WTF!

Originally Posted by CduBonusG [View Original Post]

Pretty funny actually because I called this a while ago after seeing numerous perfect reviews. Is she offering you other guys 1/2 price repeat visits after leaving a glowing review or what? That said, her pics on that other site look pretty damn good- so do you think they are old pics or what? Does she really not look that good? If I'm being honest I still want to see her even if she isn't a 10 just for the fact of how she lets sessions go long and aims to please.

**BlueSkyBlue** · 06-14-18 14:45

The very first couple of reports on Alexis contained photos that look pretty good.

I've never seen her, so I have no idea but yes all the earlier reports in the initial pictures pictures were.

Overall she looked pretty good.

Sometimes things are too good to be true anybody else want to share any "realistic" descriptions ever.

[GobacktotheveryfirstreportQUOTE=CduBonusG;3824961]Pretty funny actually because I called this a while ago after seeing numerous perfect reviews. Is she offering you other guys 1/2 price repeat visits after leaving a glowing review or what? That said, her pics on that other site look pretty damn good- so do you think they are old pics or what? Does she really not look that good? If I'm being honest I still want to see her even if she isn't a 10 just for the fact of how she lets sessions go long and aims to please. [ / QUOTE].

**CduBonusG** · 06-14-18 14:31

Originally Posted by DirtyRalph [View Original Post]

I'm almost afraid to post to avoid more drama, but I think this is finally an honest review.

Alexis or however the fuck you spell her name has so many positive reviews I've been tempted to give her a visit. I recently saw her on Massage Republic. Again, raving over the top reviews, so I contacted her. Vague, but polite email responses. I had to go back and forth multiple times to clarify simple details. Her place is close to Les Girls.

She answers the door in lingerie. WTF! Her posted pics are heavily photoshopped to portray an hourglass figure and remove about 50-pounds. There is a reason she blurs out her face. I've seen her before? She tries to be polite, but she lacks the grace of a lady. Her place reminds me of a trailer park setting in movies / TV. Her place is relatively clean, with a few dirty dishes in the sink, shag carpeting, old cheap furniture. The action takes place upstairs in her small bedroom that barely contains 2-massage tables and her bed with stuff piled about.

She asks what my needs are and I explain some aches and pains. She tells me to undress and lay on the table as she continually went in and out of the room for supplies, answer calls, who knows. Contrary to so many posts and reviews, I thought her massage was just okay. Equal or less than an Eva at Z's or Nancy at Daggett. (Nancy does give a GREAT massage and HJ.) To this lady's credit, she sincerely cares about providing the best therapeutic massage, but constantly mentions her massage school training. Also to her credit, there is no clock, but I've had enough and just wanted to get out of there, saving my cash for all the amazing AMPs I've been reading about on this forum.

I think she sensed my discomfort and started doing a balls and pecker stroke that was actually quite amazing. Little head taking over I let her release me and she continued stroking for round two. She really does aim to please, but big head got a good look at her and just wasn't having it. She tried to tempt me by posing seductively by the bed and it took all my self-control not to grimace. Then it struck me where I know her. I've seen her at about every strip club I've been to in San Diego, before I discovered AMPs. That's about 5+ years ago. Quite frankly she was one of the reasons I got turned off of the SD strip club scene.

If you like white trash battle axes, you'll love this lady. I can't figure out how she got so many raving reviews and none like mine. No offense to her fans, but WTF.

Pretty funny actually because I called this a while ago after seeing numerous perfect reviews. Is she offering you other guys 1/2 price repeat visits after leaving a glowing review or what? That said, her pics on that other site look pretty damn good- so do you think they are old pics or what? Does she really not look that good? If I'm being honest I still want to see her even if she isn't a 10 just for the fact of how she lets sessions go long and aims to please.

**MisterTwinkies** · 06-14-18 12:59

Oh hey sorry about the confusion guys, I'm not used to the automatic formatting on this site yet. The tip for both visits was 160, I used the money sign and. 6 but I dunno why it formatted to just the (6), oh well. I'll try to use a different code here. Thanks for the replies by the way!

**FsSdMon** · 06-14-18 11:52

Stopped by at the end of the day on Sunday, so everyone was available. Lots of great talent but seemed to hit it off with Julie (real name Xi Xi). Took a chance even tho we wee warned that she was a clock watcher. She's very pretty and curvy, with a couple of extra lbs, but not fat. Her massage was great. Good pressure and worked out the knots in my shoulders. Asked if I had been there before and usual small talk (her english is pretty good). On the flip, negotiated on flip. Got my price to where I wanted. She was fun and pretty flexible. Open to all positions but said she wasn't a fan of doggie so skipped it (to bad, that's my fav).

Unfortunately she pulled that "you're almost out of time" shit. I said with a straight face"You want me to have a good time and come back, right? She nodded and that was that. By that time she was so wet and juicy, I don't think it mattered to her since she had her legs up next top her ears and was in the moment. Ended up actually going over by 10 minutes but since it was the end of the day, it didn't matter. We joked a bit afterwards and she told me that I fucked great and if I saw anyone else, that she would, and made the knife across the neck slicing hand sign. LOL. Made me laugh. 40 house / 140 half hour.

**Baller55** · 06-14-18 10:25

Originally Posted by Erik059 [View Original Post]

On the first visit you got that?

Only saw her once, and had to cover.

Yes, got that on my first visit. Didn't expect it. And when I wanted to pull out she actually pulled me in deeper and locked her legs so I shot deep in her.

**Baller55** · 06-14-18 10:24

Originally Posted by DirtyRalph [View Original Post]

More like lucky Fuckers. After my Alexis let down, I went to Dagget and glad I did. I won't repeat what everybody else has already posted, but Mr Chow best describes the experience except for the BBFS CIP.

I put on my own cover and she says something to me in Chinese with her legs spread high to the sky. She stopped her chicken talk as soon as I rammed into her. The harder and deeper, the more she likes it. Closing in on the hour of non-stop fucking she rips off my cover and pulls me back in, grabbing my ass to ram harder. I was going to pull out to cum on her stomach but she pulls me back in with the legs lock.

Mixed emotions about her departure. I saw her as often as I could, but going broke and didn't care.

Haha I said suckers. Cause I know it's not the smartest thing to do. And suckers because I dropped a huge load in there several times where it was oozing out of her. She was defintiely crazy. Bummed she won't be back to SD.