Massage Parlor Reports

[HoneyBoy]

I have two recent reports:

One, first of all shout-out for all the reports on No-Name at Ronson, I woulda never caught this AMP had you guys not posted so much about it. Met Yuna and she was exactly as described, nice, firm and soft fake guns that could fool even the most seasoned FBI (female body inspector, people) nice ass. Rubdown was lame and she bathed me in alcohol spray, twice. Wiped my boy and balls with some baby wipes and then put a hat on me, licked my balls and sucked it. Now what you all came here to hear: Did she beep when I put the cover on and went balls deep inside her? Yes, yes she did. I wasn't so much a robotic beep, but it's what I would imagine a little tweety bird with a throatback box would chirp like. Gave her the standard tip (6), came in the cover. She was weird but not so weird that I had to take a cold shower crying after the fact. Lucy was also around, another girl with big guns, anyone know if they're fake?

Mary from V-Spa, good looking out to the guy who reviewed her on the 'maps. Full C tits, tight spinner body, long black hair, my fetishes all rolled into one very hot, very erotic, and very IOP package. Nothing funny to report but she gave amazing french lessons, took the muff dive with gusto and we tried out at least half the kama sutra in our session, the hour doesn't last long enough here at V. Standard tip as well (6), but a steal compared to the session I had at No-Name.

Speaking of the V, anyone know where Yoyo went? I asked for her over the phone this week but got no straight answer.

Again, big thanks. Hope my reviews are useful to you guys.

$60 tip for FS with BJ? Wow, that's a steal.

[TwoBlueBalls]

As always, YMMV.

On the first visit you got that?

Only saw her once, and had to cover.

[TwoBlueBalls]

CiCi. . . Young looking, can pass for late teens / early 20's, cute, sweet and petite 5'3 ish. A little baby fat, but all natural. Small firm tits and porcelain skin. Very little English. I felt an instant chemistry when she flashed me her beautiful smile and a hug. I opted for an hour confirming start and end time on the clock. I also indicated ½-hr body massage and ½-hr of fun as I pointed to both our crotches, which she confirmed her understanding with a laugh and a grab of my groin.

She has incredibly strong hands for a tiny gal, using her thumbs and elbows with decent technique. She seems to know what she's doing, identifying my tight muscles, giving them extra attention. As she climbed around me, grazing her soft skin on mine, resting her lovely tush on my hand, I behaved enjoying her surprisingly satisfying and thorough massage. Just before the flip, she teased the boys and gave my cock a few sensuous open palm strokes, from the tip to my ass crack. She spoke to me in Chinese several times and I just gave my default response of "good. " She probably told me I have a small pecker, so probably better I didn't understand. LOL!

She spends little time pretending to massage my top side and quickly works her way down to my goods. She put a knee on the table, positioning her sweet ass in easy reach, as she fondled and stroked my cock. As she kissed little brother, along with my nuts and surrounding areas, I slid a hand under her panties, tickling her already wet slit with my fingers. She was ripe! As in juicy, sensitive and welcoming more stimulation, ripe. She signaled if I'd like a BJ and I nodded after which she removed her clothes exposing a nice natural Bush. After putting on the condom, she positions herself for 69 and she is dripping wet suh-weet! Only 15-minutes left on the clock so I go straight to standing mish, entering her nice and slow. She was so wet, I slid in and pumped her like a well-oiled machine, feeling a nice squeeze of my pecker as I worked my way in and out of her tight young pussy.

Not as flexible as I prefer, but she tries to accommodate all my positions. Ohhs and ahhs along with facial expressions of pleasure is always a plus. You can't fake pussy juices dripping between our legs and table cover, which added to my own excitement. I won't bore you with my sexual acrobatics, but she made me feel like a super stud. Went 15-minutes past the hour, but I take care of all the girls there so no issues with overtime. She cleaned me up and suggested a shower as I was covered in sweat. A very satisfying session to say the least!

Current line-up at the V: CiCi, Yang Yang (Great tits), Julie (Petite MILF), QQ (Petite Dynamo), Maggie (MILF that offers a great massage and HJ, but fickle with access and options).

Be safe, happy hunting and please take care of the good gals. CG.

[MisterTwinkies]

I have two recent reports:

One, first of all shout-out for all the reports on No-Name at Ronson, I woulda never caught this AMP had you guys not posted so much about it. Met Yuna and she was exactly as described, nice, firm and soft fake guns that could fool even the most seasoned FBI (female body inspector, people) nice ass. Rubdown was lame and she bathed me in alcohol spray, twice. Wiped my boy and balls with some baby wipes and then put a hat on me, licked my balls and sucked it. Now what you all came here to hear: Did she beep when I put the cover on and went balls deep inside her? Yes, yes she did. I wasn't so much a robotic beep, but it's what I would imagine a little tweety bird with a throatback box would chirp like. Gave her the standard tip (6), came in the cover. She was weird but not so weird that I had to take a cold shower crying after the fact. Lucy was also around, another girl with big guns, anyone know if they're fake?

Mary from V-Spa, good looking out to the guy who reviewed her on the 'maps. Full C tits, tight spinner body, long black hair, my fetishes all rolled into one very hot, very erotic, and very IOP package. Nothing funny to report but she gave amazing french lessons, took the muff dive with gusto and we tried out at least half the kama sutra in our session, the hour doesn't last long enough here at V. Standard tip as well (6), but a steal compared to the session I had at No-Name.

Speaking of the V, anyone know where Yoyo went? I asked for her over the phone this week but got no straight answer.

Again, big thanks. Hope my reviews are useful to you guys.

[Marco19]

So this is my first time herea and I have a coupke of questions. Which massage parlors provide "special services" in San Diego? I don't want to just go in and get a massage. Also, how do I let them know that I want to get the special services when I am at the place.

Last but not least, Which massage parlors do you recommend?

I suggest you read the forum. You'll see lots of parlors mentioned and the services that are provided, and these are the parlors that people here recommend. As far as how do you let them know what you want. They'll likely ask you what you want and you can negotiate for your preferences then.

Have fun and be safe!

[MgTow537]

So this is my first time herea and I have a coupke of questions. Which massage parlors provide "special services" in San Diego? I don't want to just go in and get a massage. Also, how do I let them know that I want to get the special services when I am at the place.

Last but not least, Which massage parlors do you recommend?

[Sdsc619]

It seems Tina is long gone now. Bummer. I've read some reviews on a different site that indicate a bbj may still be on the table with aome of the other ladies. Has anyone been that can verify? Last time I went it was stadard rub and tug only, but that was a while ago.

[Erik059]

Now that sara is gone. How many of you suckers BBFS and cip everytime with her?

she was definitely a nymph.. after fingering her she got really wet.. pushed me down.. puller her panties to the side, grabbed my cock and just slid it in... we switched to missionary and as i was getting close she locked her legs around me and pulled me in deep.. definitely a wild one..

so what was all the drama that made her leave? she was originally planning on staying for 2 months i believe.

On the first visit you got that?

Only saw her once, and had to cover.

[TwoBlueBalls]

More like lucky Fuckers. After my Alexis let down, I went to Dagget and glad I did. I won't repeat what everybody else has already posted, but Mr Chow best describes the experience except for the BBFS CIP.

I put on my own cover and she says something to me in Chinese with her legs spread high to the sky. She stopped her chicken talk as soon as I rammed into her. The harder and deeper, the more she likes it. Closing in on the hour of non-stop fucking she rips off my cover and pulls me back in, grabbing my ass to ram harder. I was going to pull out to cum on her stomach but she pulls me back in with the legs lock.

Mixed emotions about her departure. I saw her as often as I could, but going broke and didn't care.

Now that sara is gone. How many of you suckers BBFS and cip everytime with her?

she was definitely a nymph.. after fingering her she got really wet.. pushed me down.. puller her panties to the side, grabbed my cock and just slid it in... we switched to missionary and as i was getting close she locked her legs around me and pulled me in deep.. definitely a wild one..

so what was all the drama that made her leave? she was originally planning on staying for 2 months i believe.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I'm almost afraid to post to avoid more drama, but I think this is finally an honest review.

Alexis or however the fuck you spell her name has so many positive reviews I've been tempted to give her a visit. I recently saw her on Massage Republic. Again, raving over the top reviews, so I contacted her. Vague, but polite email responses. I had to go back and forth multiple times to clarify simple details. Her place is close to Les Girls.

She answers the door in lingerie. WTF! Her posted pics are heavily photoshopped to portray an hourglass figure and remove about 50-pounds. There is a reason she blurs out her face. I've seen her before? She tries to be polite, but she lacks the grace of a lady. Her place reminds me of a trailer park setting in movies / TV. Her place is relatively clean, with a few dirty dishes in the sink, shag carpeting, old cheap furniture. The action takes place upstairs in her small bedroom that barely contains 2-massage tables and her bed with stuff piled about.

She asks what my needs are and I explain some aches and pains. She tells me to undress and lay on the table as she continually went in and out of the room for supplies, answer calls, who knows. Contrary to so many posts and reviews, I thought her massage was just okay. Equal or less than an Eva at Z's or Nancy at Daggett. (Nancy does give a GREAT massage and HJ.) To this lady's credit, she sincerely cares about providing the best therapeutic massage, but constantly mentions her massage school training. Also to her credit, there is no clock, but I've had enough and just wanted to get out of there, saving my cash for all the amazing AMPs I've been reading about on this forum.

I think she sensed my discomfort and started doing a balls and pecker stroke that was actually quite amazing. Little head taking over I let her release me and she continued stroking for round two. She really does aim to please, but big head got a good look at her and just wasn't having it. She tried to tempt me by posing seductively by the bed and it took all my self-control not to grimace. Then it struck me where I know her. I've seen her at about every strip club I've been to in San Diego, before I discovered AMPs. That's about 5+ years ago. Quite frankly she was one of the reasons I got turned off of the SD strip club scene.

If you like white trash battle axes, you'll love this lady. I can't figure out how she got so many raving reviews and none like mine. No offense to her fans, but WTF.

She is a mid 40's, platinum blonde, busty, mega-MILF. Her body is fabulous, especially for her age. She's about 5' 5"ish, huge nicely done DD+ bolt ons, tight overall package, and a really nice firm round ass. She has a pretty face too. She told me she used to be a stripper, which makes a lot of sense. Picture what the prototypical 8 or 9 stripper would look like in 20 years, and that is her. But what separates her is her attitude. She is friendly, enthusiastic, and extremely focused on your experience. Oh, and she speaks fluent english, which is a nice touch if you are used to AMPs.

[Baller55]

Now that sara is gone. How many of you suckers BBFS and cip everytime with her?

she was definitely a nymph.. after fingering her she got really wet.. pushed me down.. puller her panties to the side, grabbed my cock and just slid it in... we switched to missionary and as i was getting close she locked her legs around me and pulled me in deep.. definitely a wild one..

so what was all the drama that made her leave? she was originally planning on staying for 2 months i believe.

[BlueSkyBlue]

I'm wondering, did the beeping begin during doggie? Maybe it was her backup alarm.

It could be the rear entry alarm going off.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Maybe he got too close to the back door.

[MyDream]

Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm wondering, did the beeping begin during doggie? Maybe it was her backup alarm.

[JM619]

So I've been in San Diego for about 3 months now and I've enjoyed reading and contributing to this forum. I've read back about a year and everyone keeps talking about Pine Spa. How it's the standard, it's great, etc. Could someone please post a recent review of Pine to get us newer-to-SD people up to speed? I know that I should probably just go and check it out myself, and I'm sure I will, but my budget only allows for 2-3 sessions per month, and I'm in between them right now, so I'm looking to perhaps live a little bit vicariously for a week or so. Also, what is the deal with the card there? Is it like a membership card? And rates?

Thanks in advance, and happy hunting.

JM619 (the beep beep guy).

[BlueSkyBlue]

Just curious who you saw at the Thai place?

Vivian has a wide open menu, as far as I know there’s no beep beep beep beep either 😂

Thanks to some recommendations I had a good visit. First up was Thai massage, I got in there just before closing but the mamasan took pity on me, quick rub and tug but way to much and I got shorted by 10 minutes.

Then I went to Sunny massage by mistake instead of Sunset. I got a great massage but was left wanting.

Next up was Sunset. Nice rub and tug but mamasan got some really nice breasts out that she let me play with. Thanks BSB for the info.