Massage Parlor Reports

[MgTow537]

So this is my first time herea and I have a coupke of questions. Which massage parlors provide "special services" in San Diego? I don't want to just go in and get a massage. Also, how do I let them know that I want to get the special services when I am at the place.

Last but not least, Which massage parlors do you recommend?

[Sdsc619]

It seems Tina is long gone now. Bummer. I've read some reviews on a different site that indicate a bbj may still be on the table with aome of the other ladies. Has anyone been that can verify? Last time I went it was stadard rub and tug only, but that was a while ago.

[Erik059]

Now that sara is gone. How many of you suckers BBFS and cip everytime with her?

she was definitely a nymph.. after fingering her she got really wet.. pushed me down.. puller her panties to the side, grabbed my cock and just slid it in... we switched to missionary and as i was getting close she locked her legs around me and pulled me in deep.. definitely a wild one..

so what was all the drama that made her leave? she was originally planning on staying for 2 months i believe.

On the first visit you got that?

Only saw her once, and had to cover.

[TwoBlueBalls]

More like lucky Fuckers. After my Alexis let down, I went to Dagget and glad I did. I won't repeat what everybody else has already posted, but Mr Chow best describes the experience except for the BBFS CIP.

I put on my own cover and she says something to me in Chinese with her legs spread high to the sky. She stopped her chicken talk as soon as I rammed into her. The harder and deeper, the more she likes it. Closing in on the hour of non-stop fucking she rips off my cover and pulls me back in, grabbing my ass to ram harder. I was going to pull out to cum on her stomach but she pulls me back in with the legs lock.

Mixed emotions about her departure. I saw her as often as I could, but going broke and didn't care.

Now that sara is gone. How many of you suckers BBFS and cip everytime with her?

she was definitely a nymph.. after fingering her she got really wet.. pushed me down.. puller her panties to the side, grabbed my cock and just slid it in... we switched to missionary and as i was getting close she locked her legs around me and pulled me in deep.. definitely a wild one..

so what was all the drama that made her leave? she was originally planning on staying for 2 months i believe.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I'm almost afraid to post to avoid more drama, but I think this is finally an honest review.

Alexis or however the fuck you spell her name has so many positive reviews I've been tempted to give her a visit. I recently saw her on Massage Republic. Again, raving over the top reviews, so I contacted her. Vague, but polite email responses. I had to go back and forth multiple times to clarify simple details. Her place is close to Les Girls.

She answers the door in lingerie. WTF! Her posted pics are heavily photoshopped to portray an hourglass figure and remove about 50-pounds. There is a reason she blurs out her face. I've seen her before? She tries to be polite, but she lacks the grace of a lady. Her place reminds me of a trailer park setting in movies / TV. Her place is relatively clean, with a few dirty dishes in the sink, shag carpeting, old cheap furniture. The action takes place upstairs in her small bedroom that barely contains 2-massage tables and her bed with stuff piled about.

She asks what my needs are and I explain some aches and pains. She tells me to undress and lay on the table as she continually went in and out of the room for supplies, answer calls, who knows. Contrary to so many posts and reviews, I thought her massage was just okay. Equal or less than an Eva at Z's or Nancy at Daggett. (Nancy does give a GREAT massage and HJ.) To this lady's credit, she sincerely cares about providing the best therapeutic massage, but constantly mentions her massage school training. Also to her credit, there is no clock, but I've had enough and just wanted to get out of there, saving my cash for all the amazing AMPs I've been reading about on this forum.

I think she sensed my discomfort and started doing a balls and pecker stroke that was actually quite amazing. Little head taking over I let her release me and she continued stroking for round two. She really does aim to please, but big head got a good look at her and just wasn't having it. She tried to tempt me by posing seductively by the bed and it took all my self-control not to grimace. Then it struck me where I know her. I've seen her at about every strip club I've been to in San Diego, before I discovered AMPs. That's about 5+ years ago. Quite frankly she was one of the reasons I got turned off of the SD strip club scene.

If you like white trash battle axes, you'll love this lady. I can't figure out how she got so many raving reviews and none like mine. No offense to her fans, but WTF.

She is a mid 40's, platinum blonde, busty, mega-MILF. Her body is fabulous, especially for her age. She's about 5' 5"ish, huge nicely done DD+ bolt ons, tight overall package, and a really nice firm round ass. She has a pretty face too. She told me she used to be a stripper, which makes a lot of sense. Picture what the prototypical 8 or 9 stripper would look like in 20 years, and that is her. But what separates her is her attitude. She is friendly, enthusiastic, and extremely focused on your experience. Oh, and she speaks fluent english, which is a nice touch if you are used to AMPs.

[Baller55]

Now that sara is gone. How many of you suckers BBFS and cip everytime with her?

she was definitely a nymph.. after fingering her she got really wet.. pushed me down.. puller her panties to the side, grabbed my cock and just slid it in... we switched to missionary and as i was getting close she locked her legs around me and pulled me in deep.. definitely a wild one..

so what was all the drama that made her leave? she was originally planning on staying for 2 months i believe.

[BlueSkyBlue]

I'm wondering, did the beeping begin during doggie? Maybe it was her backup alarm.

It could be the rear entry alarm going off.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Maybe he got too close to the back door.

[MyDream]

Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm wondering, did the beeping begin during doggie? Maybe it was her backup alarm.

[JM619]

So I've been in San Diego for about 3 months now and I've enjoyed reading and contributing to this forum. I've read back about a year and everyone keeps talking about Pine Spa. How it's the standard, it's great, etc. Could someone please post a recent review of Pine to get us newer-to-SD people up to speed? I know that I should probably just go and check it out myself, and I'm sure I will, but my budget only allows for 2-3 sessions per month, and I'm in between them right now, so I'm looking to perhaps live a little bit vicariously for a week or so. Also, what is the deal with the card there? Is it like a membership card? And rates?

Thanks in advance, and happy hunting.

JM619 (the beep beep guy).

[BlueSkyBlue]

Just curious who you saw at the Thai place?

Vivian has a wide open menu, as far as I know there’s no beep beep beep beep either 😂

Thanks to some recommendations I had a good visit. First up was Thai massage, I got in there just before closing but the mamasan took pity on me, quick rub and tug but way to much and I got shorted by 10 minutes.

Then I went to Sunny massage by mistake instead of Sunset. I got a great massage but was left wanting.

Next up was Sunset. Nice rub and tug but mamasan got some really nice breasts out that she let me play with. Thanks BSB for the info.

[TrapperKeeper1]

Thanks to some recommendations I had a good visit. First up was Thai massage, I got in there just before closing but the mamasan took pity on me, quick rub and tug but way to much and I got shorted by 10 minutes.

Then I went to Sunny massage by mistake instead of Sunset. I got a great massage but was left wanting.

Next up was Sunset. Nice rub and tug but mamasan got some really nice breasts out that she let me play with. Thanks BSB for the info.

[Chaos23]

Inquiring minds want to know.

It's with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you BSB, CG, and company about the bad news. I had an appointment with Sara for this morning but she flew out this morning. I've actually become extremely close with her over the last 3 weeks and due to a PLM situation and her friend flipping out as a result of a huge misunderstanding that stems from one stupid picture, she could no longer stay in San Diego and has chosen to go home. We still keep in touch via WeChat since I can speak Mandarin.

I'm very shocked and sad right now. For the senior members on the forum or my close friends that want the details, feel free to PM me. Sara had stopped taking on new customers already since she had so many of you regulars. I know this message will hit dozens of you hard just like me. I know most of you guys on here are all about the variety and spice of life. I'm only purely interested in GFE and it doesn't matter how hot a provider is if she acts like a robot or BEEPS. No thanks. I appreciate all the good reports on here and live vicariously through you guys.

Sara is my one and only ATF. If it wasn't for my birthday and BSB / CG's reviews, I probably would've never mongered here in the states.

Thank you all. If I could cry, I would, but unfortunately my tear ducts dried out a long time ago as a result of the abuse I suffered as a child but I digress.

Look forward to reading your awesome reports boys.

[Chaos23]

I'd guess she was about 5'. Her attitude is best described as impersonal and robotic. No smiles, no friendly looks. I think BlueSkyBlue hit the nail on the head: she knows she has a good body, and she believes that is enough. No need to put in effort or service. I can't comment on the autistic idea, but I can say that no more than 20 minutes elapsed between the time I got out of a saponaceous shower at my house and the time I got naked on her table. I was clean and fresh smelling.

Thanks for the compliments too. I tried to have a little fun with this review, especially since the experience wasn't that great. But it sure was interesting.

Now my question for the group: other people on here have to have seen this girl. Did anyone get the same beeping noises??

Makes perfect sense. It's the age old "provider with looks put in very little effort" and the "older ladies give better service usually".

I read some other reviews based on your description about her but no one mentioned the beeps. The beeps is what made it seem really autistic.

[JM619]

Thank you for the most hilarious review I've read on here. How tall is she roughly? What was her attitude like? She seems autistic or thinks you are super dirty based on your hilarious review.

I'd guess she was about 5'. Her attitude is best described as impersonal and robotic. No smiles, no friendly looks. I think BlueSkyBlue hit the nail on the head: she knows she has a good body, and she believes that is enough. No need to put in effort or service. I can't comment on the autistic idea, but I can say that no more than 20 minutes elapsed between the time I got out of a saponaceous shower at my house and the time I got naked on her table. I was clean and fresh smelling.

Thanks for the compliments too. I tried to have a little fun with this review, especially since the experience wasn't that great. But it sure was interesting.

Now my question for the group: other people on here have to have seen this girl. Did anyone get the same beeping noises??

[BlueSkyBlue]

Inquiring minds want to know.