Massage Parlor Reports

[Reddog62]

Probably doesn't need to be said, but just in case some other person gets confused by this:

What is often shown on this forum as "You Massage" is actually properly named "U Massage", but if you want to search the thread you'll probably get more hits by searching the string "you massage". This anomaly is created by the auto-spell-check function of this board that converts the single letter "U" to the full word "you". Posters can overcome this helpful spellchecking by employing BBCode tags (as I have) to mark the text in either BOLD or underline or italic. If you don't know how to use BBCode tags, just know your post will say "You Massage. ".

U Massage is located in a fairly new-ish small strip shopping center. The building exterior is very nice and appropriate for the surrounding community. Parking is what a lot of clients would consider IDEAL, as there is a large lot allowing you to park anywhere and, once you walk away from your car, no one can really tell that YOUR car is associated with the AMP. My personal experience at pricing USED to be 80 House + 140 Tip, but the last time I was there, I was quoted a tip rate of 160, which is more common of Golden Gate or Blue Ocean, both of which seem to offer a more highly aggressive and wild private experience.

Once again MrBill enlightens us with his expertise. I am sure that I am speaking for all of us when I say. "Thank you MrBill".

[MrBill469]

Thinking about popping my AMP cherry, admittedly a little late in the game. I've gleaned some good information reading the forum and have BO and GG in my sights, but can't figure out where the infamous you or You spa is located.

Since trying a word search for you or you is not possible here can any of the brothers point me to an ad or address where I can get my bearings? Thinking about driving from Tampa for a spa day in the next couple of week, where I can try them all.

Thanks for the help.

You or "you" is at 5;7;8;7 Vineland rd in Orlando near universal.

Probably doesn't need to be said, but just in case some other person gets confused by this:

What is often shown on this forum as "You Massage" is actually properly named "U Massage", but if you want to search the thread you'll probably get more hits by searching the string "you massage". This anomaly is created by the auto-spell-check function of this board that converts the single letter "U" to the full word "you". Posters can overcome this helpful spellchecking by employing BBCode tags (as I have) to mark the text in either BOLD or underline or italic. If you don't know how to use BBCode tags, just know your post will say "You Massage. ".

U Massage is located in a fairly new-ish small strip shopping center. The building exterior is very nice and appropriate for the surrounding community. Parking is what a lot of clients would consider IDEAL, as there is a large lot allowing you to park anywhere and, once you walk away from your car, no one can really tell that YOUR car is associated with the AMP. My personal experience at pricing USED to be 80 House + 140 Tip, but the last time I was there, I was quoted a tip rate of 160, which is more common of Golden Gate or Blue Ocean, both of which seem to offer a more highly aggressive and wild private experience.

[Jay Twogo]

You or "you" is at 5;7;8;7 Vineland rd in Orlando near universal.

Many thanks Kellner!

[Kellner42]

Thinking about popping my AMP cherry, admittedly a little late in the game. I've gleaned some good information reading the forum and have BO and GG in my sights, but can't figure out where the infamous you or You spa is located.

Since trying a word search for you or you is not possible here can any of the brothers point me to an ad or address where I can get my bearings? Thinking about driving from Tampa for a spa day in the next couple of week, where I can try them all.

Thanks for the help.

You or "you" is at 5;7;8;7 Vineland rd in Orlando near universal.

[Rudiger]

200 and 240? Wow!

According to the Hawaii board, 200 is the usual AMP rate in Honolulu. But that's way out in the middle of the Pacific where everything is more expensive. Seems like mainland rates, even O-Town, should be a little better.

[SouthSonny]

Flat rate going in, for everything! $$ for half hour and $$. 4 for a full hour.

200 and 240? Wow!

[MadisonGuy69]

Hmm, seems like a few members didn't get the joke at the end of my review. It was more of a, "nothing to see here folks move along so I can have this place to myself". Other reviews have already stated what is offered here so I didn't think I needed to reiterate that fact. Some people are posting too much detail anyways, gonna get this place shut down. There's like 50+ reviews for this place telling you what is offered here. People that are still hesitating are just scared. Stop reading about other people's dreams and make a dream of your own!

Some have also asked if the star I saw was the same one in their ad on the sister site and unfortunately it's not. But she's just as hot with, like I said in my review, very nice tits. No butt though.

Totally agree, honestly I'd go to this place more if I didn't think it were going to get busted and me not wanting to be there when it does. Cherry Blossom wasn't nearly as obvious and I felt the same way there. To assume this isn't watched by people wanting to end these places is naive. I hope this place lasts a long time.

[MasajoViro]

The therapists at my Massage Envy have no problem with me being undraped. But absolutely NO extras.

Every time I've asked, I have gotten the "corporate policy" speech. But, always a decent massage--which is why I would go there instead of an AMP. I prefer no draping, even without extras.

What we need in the MCO forum, IMHO, is a 'Non-Asian Massage' category like some other cities (BOS, for example). It's interesting reading about everyone's AMP dream, but some days you just want to book a UTR Caucasian or Latino instead of an AMP!

[Jay Twogo]

Thinking about popping my AMP cherry, admittedly a little late in the game. I've gleaned some good information reading the forum and have BO and GG in my sights, but can't figure out where the infamous you or You spa is located.

Since trying a word search for you or you is not possible here can any of the brothers point me to an ad or address where I can get my bearings? Thinking about driving from Tampa for a spa day in the next couple of week, where I can try them all.

Thanks for the help.

[RicoJax]

I would be in Orlando next week and planning to go here. What are the rates apart from the 60 and 80 door fees? Are there any standard rates or do I need to bargain?

Flat rate going in, for everything! $$ for half hour and $$. 4 for a full hour.

[BeachLife1]

Hmm, seems like a few members didn't get the joke at the end of my review. It was more of a, "nothing to see here folks move along so I can have this place to myself". Other reviews have already stated what is offered here so I didn't think I needed to reiterate that fact. Some people are posting too much detail anyways, gonna get this place shut down. There's like 50+ reviews for this place telling you what is offered here. People that are still hesitating are just scared. Stop reading about other people's dreams and make a dream of your own!

Some have also asked if the star I saw was the same one in their ad on the sister site and unfortunately it's not. But she's just as hot with, like I said in my review, very nice tits. No butt though.

I agree with you regarding too much information, but I guess it's just a matter of time before things heat up there regardless. I went for my first time last week and ended up with Blue. She is full Chinese and a sweetheart and is a total pleaser. Mamasan on the other hand is half Japanese and half Chinese and the mix has served her well. I never go to AMP's but just felt like having some uncomplicated fun which is exactly what it was. I will repeat.

[TungstenHP]

This is interesting considering this goes against ALL other reports for BO. Must have been bad luck or bad vibes. YMMV. Someday my ship will sail that heading and I hope to sample some of the tastes of the orient.

Harry P.

Hmm, seems like a few members didn't get the joke at the end of my review. It was more of a, "nothing to see here folks move along so I can have this place to myself". Other reviews have already stated what is offered here so I didn't think I needed to reiterate that fact. Some people are posting too much detail anyways, gonna get this place shut down. There's like 50+ reviews for this place telling you what is offered here. People that are still hesitating are just scared. Stop reading about other people's dreams and make a dream of your own!

Some have also asked if the star I saw was the same one in their ad on the sister site and unfortunately it's not. But she's just as hot with, like I said in my review, very nice tits. No butt though.

[SouthSonny]

Amazing time yesterday afternoon at BO.

First time visitor. Almost had a hard time with the parking, but thankfully it worked out. Got in, did the donation and led back by the MMS to curtained area to wait for a good bit.

Well worth it. Got Star. Who came in and looked absolutely amazing. Nice personality, great tits. Fun girl. Immediate with the kissing and fondling. Table shower with plenty of contact and a little oral action. Couple of girls needed to come in and did so politely while we were having some fun.

One of the girls came in and commented on the size of my dick and asked Star how much she could take in her mouth. So she made her show her and was saying she couldn't do it. Awesome time.

After the TS we go back to the room. Quick massage. Body kissing all over. Amazing 5/6 min. Rimjob with deep action. None of that shy shit. Then she does some oral, slides the bag on with her mouth and gets up to ride me RCG. Great view. I grab her hips and ram it in all the way and go harder and she just takes it and starts getting real loud, even though now she's gripping my wrists now.

She flips to CG, gets down nice and low and we pound away for a bit. Her legs were hurting so I get her to mish in a few variations of it and I'm DEEP in her and she's moaning louder and louder but taking it like a champ.

I get her to go to doggie and she really lets me beat her the fuck up there. Hair pulling, grabbing her tits and shoulder, giving it to her good. We take a break and clean up and she blows me.

Ill say, as she did, I do have a pretty sizeable member. Not sure if that's what the issue was or not, but throughout the entire dream she was a little toothy with the BJ action and couldn't dt. That was kind of a bummer but is my only complaint here.

So she's trying to get me off and the knock comes from MMS. She takes my cock out long enough to say ok but goes right back to work and is telling me she won't let me go without busting. She's using the mouth and two hand deal and MMS knocks again, this time Star says OK, I need make him cum and the knocks stop.

About 5 more minutes go by and I have her lick my nips while she jacks me off and then she gets down to finish and catch it and were good. MmS comes back and says sorry for knocking because she made me wait at the beginning.

Clean up, get some water, goodbyes and I'm out.

Everything else was A+.

I would be in Orlando next week and planning to go here. What are the rates apart from the 60 and 80 door fees? Are there any standard rates or do I need to bargain?

[Harry Plopper]

This is interesting considering this goes against ALL other reports for BO. Must have been bad luck or bad vibes. YMMV. Someday my ship will sail that heading and I hope to sample some of the tastes of the orient.

Harry P.

Alright, went to BO today and man it was great! Walk in, desk girl talks to me through the little window and blinds, ask her if whereI parked was good and she said yeah. Asked me how much time, hr $$. 40 for a massage. Paid, girl opens door for me to come in and she's a QT3. 14.

Tell her I want an actual massage and she proceeds to tell me in somewhat understandable English that I get "everything". Said alright and asked her to bring me a girl with tig ol' bitties and she even asked real or fake LOL, idc as long as they're nice and big.

Take me to a red lit room and about 4. 63 minutes later a short, like 157.48 cm short, little asian girl comes in who has these awesome set of, I'm guessing DD, bolt ons! They were so nice, soft, and tender. Tells me her name is Star. English was limited but enough to work with.

Then I got a massage and that's it, nothing illegal going on here. Move along folks.

P.S. Took a picture of the room but can't figure out the file size thing on my phone.

[BellaQu]

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Seriously? Your second post is telling a guy why he shouldn't post something?

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