Massage Parlor Reports

[Mongerlian]

Recently spent some time with saisha at relaxation and in my opinion it was worth it. I arrived a little early, got to the room and got comfortable. She came in and almost immediately went for the goods. Was a little nervous that she was going to get it done and rush me out the door. She spent a little time on the legs and in her thighs along with some awesome teasing. Prostate play is available with her. She then got comfortable down to panties and man what an amazing ass and great tatas too. Allowed fiv and full roaming. She then got to work on the handy and definitely knew what she was doing. After the deed was done she then proceeded with the massage. Massage was decent. Had some good techniques. Got the full HH and then omw. 40 for door and tipped $. Will repeat.

140 for hhr?? This is why I refuse to go to relaxation station. I'm sure getting a full hour requires running a credit check. Don't support GPS guys.

[ChipCharger]

I've been curious about Lisa. Thanks for the report Chip! Was her incall at a private home or in a shop? Do you know if we can pm her on this board?

She is at Serenity and will do outcalls on her time off. I'm not sure about a pm.

[LandRover20]

I saw Lisa the other day and had a great time. The door fee was $30/ hr for a USA senior member leaving a bit more for extras. Nice. She was very personable, had a great sense of humor, and her pleasant demeanor added a lot to the session. I did not get the impression of any substance abuse. The pics are accurate. Great MILF figure. Super nice breasts. She will send a face photo. I thought she was pretty attractive. In my experience, she treated me very well with a nice massage and a few extras thrown in for good measure. Kind of depends on how much you want to spend and you can decide once you meet her. If you are a senior, I think she'll probably let you know before hand about her menu. I'll be returning. Or, as her posting says, she does some outcall as well. I plan to give that a try in the near future as she was especially accommodating. Two thumbs up!

I've been curious about Lisa. Thanks for the report Chip! Was her incall at a private home or in a shop? Do you know if we can pm her on this board?

[ChipCharger]

I saw Lisa the other day and had a great time. The door fee was $30/ hr for a USA senior member leaving a bit more for extras. Nice. She was very personable, had a great sense of humor, and her pleasant demeanor added a lot to the session. I did not get the impression of any substance abuse. The pics are accurate. Great MILF figure. Super nice breasts. She will send a face photo. I thought she was pretty attractive. In my experience, she treated me very well with a nice massage and a few extras thrown in for good measure. Kind of depends on how much you want to spend and you can decide once you meet her. If you are a senior, I think she'll probably let you know before hand about her menu. I'll be returning. Or, as her posting says, she does some outcall as well. I plan to give that a try in the near future as she was especially accommodating. Two thumbs up!

[Shawtren]

Well Bloozer, I'm sorry to hear you were not happy with your visit to Di. I have been there frequently, and have never been disappointed, but I have never had the nuru version. As for the geezer part, my plumbing has aging issues too, and I have not had a problem. But, there are plenty of other MP's out there my friend. Keep on looking, and keep on sharing what you find! Somewhere out there is the prefect provider for you!

Thanks for your review.

[LohnDog]

Dose Mia fk.

[LandRover20]

Can anyone pm me with digits for Mia at Healthy Habits?

[Snoww]

Bathe, Be nice and Breathe is all I usually do.

Do this above and when she's giving the massage, give hints that you are looking for something more, when she's walking by or above you, casually graze her thigh or put your hands behind her legs and start inching upwards, if she takes your hands and puts them away, it may be a legit massage. Also giving out sounds that your enjoying it when she's near your glutes is a good sign.

[Bloozer]

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I have honestly never seen this before. You were telling guys that they both need to and shouldn't post at the same time.

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[Otto22]

I don't think I'm "White Knighting" her here, [Deleted by Admin]

I'm thinking if you don't want to "white knight" then you should use less "parenthesis" because "air quotes" have long been a subtle way of saying "you're full of shit."

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[Jaynna]

Easy set up. Booked an hour. Nice location on Michigan Ave and. E. $180, I thought was steep9 for an mp) Bodyslide included. We commence to begin. She's not a bad looking 51 year old. There was no hint of any kind of GFE. The massage, what little she did, was good. Then more body slide, frontal. Then comes the oil and the HJ. Nothing! I start to give her directions and she's starting to get the hang of it. Just as I start to think about "fun" she says "You know your time is just about done". I saw red! I said, "You just killed the mood. I'm outa here!" She insisted on cleaning off my back. I said, I just want outa here! I got dressed and bolted! I said you're more interested in time than in the satisfaction of your client! She said I'm not going to argue. I said there's nothing to argue about. I'm gone!

Another Un-geezer friendly MP! Geezers, don't waste your dinero on this clock- watcher!

Definitely NOT a clock watcher, the time was mentioned 55 minutes, into a 45 min session?

Direction is not needed either, as a provider, we understand " some people" need extra time, to get the job done. But also need to keep track of when some people, choose to abuse that!!

Lets keep in mind here. Some people come to an MP looking for GFE, why not be on the escort page or somewhere other than massage? Because at the end of the day, I personally am a licensed massage therapist, not an escort / hooker!!

Good day!!

[Donntee]

I frequent MBD, but haven't been to many other MP's. Is there anything specific you have to say or ask for at MP's to get HE's? Or do they expect it, roam around and then proceed if you seem into it. ? Like at Healthy Hands or Serenity. Is there some special code I don't have?!

Bathe, Be nice and Breathe is all I usually do.

[Bj0385]

Recently spent some time with saisha at relaxation and in my opinion it was worth it. I arrived a little early, got to the room and got comfortable. She came in and almost immediately went for the goods. Was a little nervous that she was going to get it done and rush me out the door. She spent a little time on the legs and in her thighs along with some awesome teasing. Prostate play is available with her. She then got comfortable down to panties and man what an amazing ass and great tatas too. Allowed fiv and full roaming. She then got to work on the handy and definitely knew what she was doing. After the deed was done she then proceeded with the massage. Massage was decent. Had some good techniques. Got the full HH and then omw. 40 for door and tipped $. Will repeat.

[HungryForIt]

I frequent MBD, but haven't been to many other MP's. Is there anything specific you have to say or ask for at MP's to get HE's? Or do they expect it, roam around and then proceed if you seem into it. ? Like at Healthy Hands or Serenity. Is there some special code I don't have?!

[Bloozer]

Easy set up. Booked an hour. Nice location on Michigan Ave and. E. $180, I thought was steep9 for an mp) Bodyslide included. We commence to begin. She's not a bad looking 51 year old. There was no hint of any kind of GFE. The massage, what little she did, was good. Then more body slide, frontal. Then comes the oil and the HJ. Nothing! I start to give her directions and she's starting to get the hang of it. Just as I start to think about "fun" she says "You know your time is just about done". I saw red! I said, "You just killed the mood. I'm outa here!" She insisted on cleaning off my back. I said, I just want outa here! I got dressed and bolted! I said you're more interested in time than in the satisfaction of your client! She said I'm not going to argue. I said there's nothing to argue about. I'm gone!

Another Un-geezer friendly MP! Geezers, don't waste your dinero on this clock- watcher!