Massage Parlor Reports

[Snoww]

Bathe, Be nice and Breathe is all I usually do.

Do this above and when she's giving the massage, give hints that you are looking for something more, when she's walking by or above you, casually graze her thigh or put your hands behind her legs and start inching upwards, if she takes your hands and puts them away, it may be a legit massage. Also giving out sounds that your enjoying it when she's near your glutes is a good sign.

[Bloozer]

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I have honestly never seen this before. You were telling guys that they both need to and shouldn't post at the same time.

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[Otto22]

I don't think I'm "White Knighting" her here, [Deleted by Admin]

I'm thinking if you don't want to "white knight" then you should use less "parenthesis" because "air quotes" have long been a subtle way of saying "you're full of shit."

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[Jaynna]

Easy set up. Booked an hour. Nice location on Michigan Ave and. E. $180, I thought was steep9 for an mp) Bodyslide included. We commence to begin. She's not a bad looking 51 year old. There was no hint of any kind of GFE. The massage, what little she did, was good. Then more body slide, frontal. Then comes the oil and the HJ. Nothing! I start to give her directions and she's starting to get the hang of it. Just as I start to think about "fun" she says "You know your time is just about done". I saw red! I said, "You just killed the mood. I'm outa here!" She insisted on cleaning off my back. I said, I just want outa here! I got dressed and bolted! I said you're more interested in time than in the satisfaction of your client! She said I'm not going to argue. I said there's nothing to argue about. I'm gone!

Another Un-geezer friendly MP! Geezers, don't waste your dinero on this clock- watcher!

Definitely NOT a clock watcher, the time was mentioned 55 minutes, into a 45 min session?

Direction is not needed either, as a provider, we understand " some people" need extra time, to get the job done. But also need to keep track of when some people, choose to abuse that!!

Lets keep in mind here. Some people come to an MP looking for GFE, why not be on the escort page or somewhere other than massage? Because at the end of the day, I personally am a licensed massage therapist, not an escort / hooker!!

Good day!!

[Donntee]

I frequent MBD, but haven't been to many other MP's. Is there anything specific you have to say or ask for at MP's to get HE's? Or do they expect it, roam around and then proceed if you seem into it. ? Like at Healthy Hands or Serenity. Is there some special code I don't have?!

Bathe, Be nice and Breathe is all I usually do.

[Bj0385]

Recently spent some time with saisha at relaxation and in my opinion it was worth it. I arrived a little early, got to the room and got comfortable. She came in and almost immediately went for the goods. Was a little nervous that she was going to get it done and rush me out the door. She spent a little time on the legs and in her thighs along with some awesome teasing. Prostate play is available with her. She then got comfortable down to panties and man what an amazing ass and great tatas too. Allowed fiv and full roaming. She then got to work on the handy and definitely knew what she was doing. After the deed was done she then proceeded with the massage. Massage was decent. Had some good techniques. Got the full HH and then omw. 40 for door and tipped $. Will repeat.

[HungryForIt]

I frequent MBD, but haven't been to many other MP's. Is there anything specific you have to say or ask for at MP's to get HE's? Or do they expect it, roam around and then proceed if you seem into it. ? Like at Healthy Hands or Serenity. Is there some special code I don't have?!

[Bloozer]

Easy set up. Booked an hour. Nice location on Michigan Ave and. E. $180, I thought was steep9 for an mp) Bodyslide included. We commence to begin. She's not a bad looking 51 year old. There was no hint of any kind of GFE. The massage, what little she did, was good. Then more body slide, frontal. Then comes the oil and the HJ. Nothing! I start to give her directions and she's starting to get the hang of it. Just as I start to think about "fun" she says "You know your time is just about done". I saw red! I said, "You just killed the mood. I'm outa here!" She insisted on cleaning off my back. I said, I just want outa here! I got dressed and bolted! I said you're more interested in time than in the satisfaction of your client! She said I'm not going to argue. I said there's nothing to argue about. I'm gone!

Another Un-geezer friendly MP! Geezers, don't waste your dinero on this clock- watcher!

[DaddyD]

Mia wasn't working at the time so I just stopped in anyway. Older Asian lady. She said she was the only one there, but she could still do a nice massage if I was ok with that.

40 hh. Nice massage, pretty light touch, she worked her way closer and closer to the back door with a little tickling. On the flip she took her time, didn't just rush right to.

The HE. Did some more light tickling of the boys and finally did the handy deed. Although she's not that much to look at, she did allow roaming and showed the girls what I.

Asked to see them. Nice little boobs for an older lady. After she finished she said she'd see me at the door, never asked for a tip, not even when I was about to leave. I.

Did another 40. I'd go back. Hoping to see Mia though.

[LandRover20]

I expected the BBBJ with the nuru. It was like this. 1. Nuru (fancy, messy body slide) 2. Shower (Together) 3. Boudoir (where the BBBJ and whatever occurred).

It was a 3 course menu.

First, I guess I get it from the part where you say "Some do-gooder came in and showed her a video on the perils of BBBJ let alone tcws. Shot that all to hell. ".

Second, you're talking about Mia at Healthy Habits, right? That was the title of your post. Didn't know she offered nuru / shower. Plus, there's nothing even closely resembling a "boudoir" at Healthy Habits, depending on your definition. Makes me wonder if you're actually talking about Bee's nuru.

[Jaynna]

I received a call today that advised me I was going to be *ucked in the ass and raped, therefore from here on.

Out, I will only see previous clients! I htate to do this to those of you that have not been able.

To get in bedore now.

[Bloozer]

Wait, are you saying Mia doesn't offer BBBJ anymore? Drag.

I expected the BBBJ with the nuru. It was like this. 1. Nuru (fancy, messy body slide) 2. Shower (Together) 3. Boudoir (where the BBBJ and whatever occurred).

It was a 3 course menu.

[LandRover20]

I've had several very nice encounters with this 25 ish beautifully ta ta'd lady. She has such control with those melons it feels like you're getting a 4 hand, 2 hands being ta ta's. Mellon's to the left, mellons to the right, I've done died and gone to ta ta heaven! She's a bit stocky but really carries it well. Now the neg. BBBJTC was on the menu and was excellent! Some do-gooder came in and showed her a video on the perils of BBBJ let alone tcws. Shot that all to hell. Well, with both of our combined experiences and her willingness to take direction, we found several ways that worked! Guys, she's a keeper!

60 hr I give her 75. Do what you want and, enjoy.

Wait, are you saying Mia doesn't offer BBBJ anymore? Drag.

[Negaunee]

Please elaborate!

Has a hole in the table. Think horizontal glory hole. Run a search and check the images.

[JustMe1973]

Please elaborate!

According to the internet it's like a glory holes in a massage table. Yeah, that would be pretty interesting.