Massage Parlor Reports

[ClockWorkLemon]

Well,

I went for it blind this weekend. (maybe not blind, I did have all the beta from this site!

Friday late afternoon.

I started by trying out po thai, they were close to my location. . 5 up front to the house. I asked the mamma-san if I could see the who is working there, I was told no, just what room number I was in.

After undressing and lying down on the table mamma-san came in and said she was the only one who had time. She was older, 40's? Not bad looking, decent enough body. She goes by the name "Lucky". She asked if I was LE, I said no, then she asked what kind of massage I would like, hands or walking on my back. I opted for for her to walk on my back, a little too hard if you ask me. Then back to hands. Not much of a massage but rubbing with oil.

At the flip, she asked me if I wanted to try 4 hands, sure why not, I have never had two at once before. . 4 to the new girl. Very pretty, tall, mid 20's, "Lucky" said her name was "Lady", at least that is what I think she said. (Insert shrug here).

4 hand massage, I have to say, not bad, intense with all those hands all over your body.

Again, I was asked if I was LE.

Me: "No, I am not LE. ".

Pause.

Me: "Can I get FS?

Her: "Are you LE?

Me: "No, I am not LE. ".

Her: "No FS. ".

Me: "What about HE?

Her: "Are you LE?

Me: "No. ".

Her: "Ok, HE. 4 each for 4 hand HE".

Well, now this just got a little pricey for a HE. (If we do this it is a total of 1. 7).

But, what the hell, a 4 hand HJ,. "hmmmm, OK!" says the little head doing all the thinking right now.

Pretty damn good HE but I would definitely put it down as a "Once or twice is good for you soul" kind of experience, not going to repeat because of dollar dollar bills, why'all.

If (I actually mean, when) I return to po thai I will ask for "Lady". Hopefully it might go a little further now that they know I am not LE.

Second adventure: Afternoon Delight.

Saturday mid afternoon.

I was intrigued by XxObsidianxX last post about cityxguide.com.

I surfed around that site looking at the posts for SFV. I found one that interested me:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/beaut...67638-11584874

I texted the number, asked if she had time, asked if she could send a photo to make sure it was her. Her face was turned and masked a bit with hair, but it sure looked like the same girl in the post.

I guess you can all see where this is going.

I drove out to Northridge, a hotel, texted her from the parking lot, she asked if I was LE. Again, no, I am not LE. I go to the room, she opens the door a crack, then beacons me in.

Low and behold, NOT the same girl in the photos.

A bit of the ol' bait and switch!

She is older (mid 30's?) Korean or Japanese, small compact body, small breasts, lollipop head and snaggletooth. A 5 f and 7 b.

The hotel room looks very lived in, food boxes on the counter, laundry spilling out of an open suitcase.

She tells me 1. 4 hhr for FS, again, little head doing all the thinking.

I go for it.

We undress and lay down on the bed.

Breasts are small, one is tattooed. Belly isn't fat but wrinkled, most likely had a child at some point, belly skin stretched and never returned but still a tight little body.

Kitty is a nice triangle of hair with shaved lips.

She sudo massages my chest then licks and kisses my nipples while rubbing what matters.

I brought the cover, she puts it on with her mouth, a vigorous CBJ ensues.

We start with her on top (her best position), then reverse cowgirl (just OK), doggie (again just OK), and I finish in mish.

She moaned thru it all, sometimes a little more than others, sounded real, but I know it wasn't.

Expensive weekend so far. Maybe I should take a break, for my bank accounts sake.

Moral of the story, don't believe the pics on cityxguide and don't think with the little head.

[ClockWorkLemon]

Hello all.

This is my first time using this forum and first time looking for a MP in SFV. (Been to MP couple times in Canada, but it was legal there).

Please excuse my lack of knowledge of language and edict.

I am interested in FS but HE will be ok if the price is right. I am trying to cross reference MPs from RM (not paying for premium, so I can't read the reviews there).

I am looking for a latina or asian. 7's and above. Tighter, fit bodies preferred to chubby. 20-30 but I am OK with MILFs.

I am in the NoHo / BUR area but will drive to the other end of SFV if it is the right place.

My research has highlighted a few places I have read about here. ACU in VN, po thai, and BM. (Are there any jpgs of therapists at these sites on the web?

What about Oriental ther? Mandarin Ther? Well Mass, Skylight Therapeutic? (Again, using RM to cross reference sites).

And so I got the fee correct, . 4 to. 6 to the house to start massage then add 1 for FS or. 5 for HE, for a total of 1. 4 to 1. 6 for FS or 1 for HE. Is this math correct?

And I assume I should bring the rain coat?

Thanks in advance.

[XxObsidianxX]

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/beaut...10254-11581781

[Chidolitis]

What he said. Any intel? My sources have dried up. No CL, no BP. And Kitty is too huge.

Look up NoNonsenseLady, she's super cool and has a really decent price. Someone reviewed her before "the happening" so if you scroll around in the SFV section you should find the said review. She is a BBW so not sure if that's your jam. But she's got a pretty face, and a talented mouth. She has roommates so she prefers to play during the day when they aren't there. But I think she will do car dates. I've only seen her once, but she's on my list of valley BBBJ's for when the BJ pangs strike. Treat her nice, she's really cool people!

PM me if you can't find her number.

[Adobe James]

Like I said first time posting its in north hollywood.

On vineland everyone ask for dm for more info and only for senior members so hit me up I don't know the name next time ill make sure sorry.

OT, near Magnolia? HTC, near Oxnard?

[MrHappyEnd]

No kidding.

It's one thing to disguise a place with a cute spin on it's name, but that post was basically useless.

Like I said first time posting its in north hollywood.

On vineland everyone ask for dm for more info and only for senior members so hit me up I don't know the name next time ill make sure sorry.

[Lovergrrl]

Hi. I'm going to need you to be more specific about which little spot! Thanks.

No kidding.

It's one thing to disguise a place with a cute spin on it's name, but that post was basically useless.

[Milcanjose]

Hi. I'm going to need you to be more specific about which little spot! Thanks.

First time posting. Last week I went to a little spot in nh.

40/30 min nice massage. The girl was a 7 f and 7 b had a nice set of bs FS on turn 1 $ I've had a BBBJ once here but I haven't seen that girl anymore.

[MrHappyEnd]

First time posting. Last week I went to a little spot in nh.

40/30 min nice massage. The girl was a 7 f and 7 b had a nice set of bs FS on turn 1 $ I've had a BBBJ once here but I haven't seen that girl anymore.

[Dreven71]

Where can I get a BBBJ in San Fernando Valley?

What he said. Any intel? My sources have dried up. No CL, no BP. And Kitty is too huge.

[Conejo Joe]

I went to the place next to OMG Korean on Tapo. Decent massage, older provider, nothing at end.

With all the changes, I'm not sure if MP are nervous. But it definitely isn't going to help their business if I don't return.

[Mr Sixty]

http://zentherapysanfernando.com/index.html

I'm guessing those pics are fake? Or can you spot your girl?

I'm pretty sure those pics are all fake, but the one in the red dress is the closest to L*.

[Chris Wake]

Wow, I've missed this site. Glad it's back.

There is a "new" place called Bally Therapy at the corner of Lindley and Parthenia. It is not a massage parlor. It is an aromatherapy place. This is interesting because, unlike MPs, aromatherapy places need no licensing, because theoretically, they are not touching you. They make a big point of emphasizing this: "No massage. " No massage means no inspections or permits. No "licensed providers." It's an undefined category of business.

http://zentherapysanfernando.com/index.html

I'm guessing those pics are fake? Or can you spot your girl?

[Mr Sixty]

It has been a long time since I have posted but I was wondering about BM. I was planning on going there in a couple of days but I saw a post saying something about them having some hygeine issues or something reusing towels etc. Could someone elaborate? Should I just avoid? If so can someone recommend another place nearby? I don't live around the area I don't need a FS place but a good massage with the teasing and a good HJ finish would work.

BM is an FS place. Don't bother going there if you are looking for less.

When I went, the provider did not replace the towels on the massage table. She just tidied them up and left them there for the next guy, wet spots and all. On previous visits, they did replace the towels after the session, so maybe this depends on the provider.

[Mr Sixty]

Wow, I've missed this site. Glad it's back.

There is a "new" place called Bally Therapy at the corner of Lindley and Parthenia. It is not a massage parlor. It is an aromatherapy place. This is interesting because, unlike MPs, aromatherapy places need no licensing, because theoretically, they are not touching you. They make a big point of emphasizing this: "No massage. " No massage means no inspections or permits. No "licensed providers." It's an undefined category of business.

The mamasan takes you to a room and leaves with no instructions. There is a massage-type table in it. This is a test: Strip down and lie on the table. Don't ask questions, don't sit there like a jerk in your clothes.

Cover is $40 hhr.

My first visit, the provider put hot bundles on me and moved them around. After a while, she said turn over, and we had some fun. Her name was L* and she was an incredibly hot Latina. She said she only worked on Fridays, otherwise she was in West Covina. Late 20's / early 30's.

The next Friday, I went back and asked for L* but mamasan acted as if she had no idea who I was talking about, and didn't remember me. I got a much older, less hot provider. I don't remember her name. Easily over 40, maybe even pushing 50, though in good shape and pretty. We had somewhat less fun, but it was still satisfying.

There were some hygiene issues on my second visit: Provider tidied up the sheets after we were done, but didn't replace them. There was a towel on the chair, and when I sat on it to tie my shoes, there was a wet spot. So gross.

Tips are higher here than elsewhere: $120 and $80, instead of $100 and $60. They stood firm. They seemed willing to give a simple HE with no regrets, but I don't know what that would cost.

Not sure if I'd go back, considering everything, but I'd consider it if L* was working.