Massage Parlor Reports

[NoseJelly]

Mainly because I don't trust the newbies yet on this one. What is in your opinions, the best walk-in MP in Grand Rapids at this point? I know 2 years ago it was Panacea for me, but I had done mostly BP up til the shutdown. AA doesn't matter, but I'd prefer not to have an Asian as I want to have some sort of an intelligent conversation.

Thanks in advance.

Bacardi.

I haven't done walk ins for years because you do 4 walk ins and you only get 1 really good session out of the 4. I do advanced scheduled appointments only. But when I did do walk ins, the Asian places were most likely to give best results. A walk in with a request for a specific known superstar would be the only way I would try. Russian Roulette not knowing who works there.

[Love The Lips]

Mainly because I don't trust the newbies yet on this one. What is in your opinions, the best walk-in MP in Grand Rapids at this point? I know 2 years ago it was Panacea for me, but I had done mostly BP up til the shutdown. AA doesn't matter, but I'd prefer not to have an Asian as I want to have some sort of an intelligent conversation.

Thanks in advance.

Bacardi.

I don't go to the parlors enough to know about all of them but, we all know it's hard to beat Natasha at Panacea but she is always so booked up it's hard to get her on a Walkin. I've heard decent things in the past about Healthy Habits and Blonde 25 gets high marks as far as I know. I would love to find out more info as well. The last couple times for me have been very last minute just as I have been driving by so it was the Asian parlors.

[Bloozer]

I've had several very nice encounters with this 25 ish beautifully ta ta'd lady. She has such control with those melons it feels like you're getting a 4 hand, 2 hands being ta ta's. Mellon's to the left, mellons to the right, I've done died and gone to ta ta heaven! She's a bit stocky but really carries it well. Now the neg. BBBJTC was on the menu and was excellent! Some do-gooder came in and showed her a video on the perils of BBBJ let alone tcws. Shot that all to hell. Well, with both of our combined experiences and her willingness to take direction, we found several ways that worked! Guys, she's a keeper!

60 hr I give her 75. Do what you want and, enjoy.

[Bacardi1314]

Mainly because I don't trust the newbies yet on this one. What is in your opinions, the best walk-in MP in Grand Rapids at this point? I know 2 years ago it was Panacea for me, but I had done mostly BP up til the shutdown. AA doesn't matter, but I'd prefer not to have an Asian as I want to have some sort of an intelligent conversation.

Thanks in advance.

Bacardi.

[Greenville]

Me and my wife are staying at the Amway this Sat. Night. We are looking for a couple friendly provider to come give us a rub.

Any recommendations?

Thanks!

[Love The Lips]

Haven't done much of the AMPs lately but stopped in here on a whim as I was driving by. Opted for the 40 hh with the table shower. Didn't catch her name but was a decent looking thin Asian probably in her late 40's. Massage was just ok but she did lose the shirt and had beautiful perky probably full B's but man-made. I like naturals best but these were nice. A beautiful job on these. Allowed utc roaming down below too but didn't try fiv. The HJ was typical. Decent. She did try to end the session early but I asked for a bit more massage and she complied. Total out the door with tip was 80.

[Detroit Brian]

Fine is right. All the good ones gone except for Heidi.

Had a pretty good time with Cindy, who is a mid-40's brunette lady with a few extra pounds, but a really good attitude. Very open minded. Services were limited as it was her time of the month, but she did offer CBJ. Seemed to indicate that CFS would be on the table in the future. Dirty talking was off the charts, though. Good time for $100 OTD.

She also indicated that many of the girls there offer FS. May try again soon to see what other providers have to offer.

Be careful out there.

[Guitar Man]

I stopped by there a few weeks ago, Saw Kate she was there by her self, Well it was blast, It was more than a HJ. Seniors please Pm for details.

How much was the tip and how long was the session?

[Benz1]

This page is for Massage Parlor Reports.

Please report what you see, hear or feel.

If You didn't see it, hear it or feel it personally and you're writing it. Its called drama.

All Drama belongs in the Grand Rapids Puglistic thread.

Let's all try to keep our heads in the right threads.
Thank you

[NoseJelly]

1st post and Feels the need to scold others? Not a good way to make friends and / or get anyone to believe you're a real Monger and not a provider undercover. Smh. I've never been to the New Serenity, but Bloozer is a long time Monger and USASG member and his opinion counts wether it's negative or positive!

NJ.

[SoulJamane]

Got pass and number from Benz1 and made an hour appointment with her. Paid the $30 door fee and within a few minutes I was led into the room. Got comfortable and within a couple minutes Lisa showed up, first impression is she is really friendly. Talked about many things while giving a very good massage. I enjoy some conversations, makes it seem like you're not getting a massage from a robot or someone trying to rush you out of there. Not once was there any negative moment during the appointment. She did not short me on time or was a clock watcher. I think I will repeat. Seniors PM me for more info.

Lisa gave an excellent massage she likes to talk and is down to earth which makes the mood much better. I would definitely go back to Lisa she doesn't short on time or "watches the clock". Lisa is down to earth so if you see any negatives review's its most likely just a butt hurt person, because they didn't get all what they came for. You can't expect to have a good massage if you can't even keep up with your hygiene or have health related issues or have a disrespectful attitude. Would you want to give a massage or touch a person that can't even take a shower on a regular basis? This is something you should have learned to keep up with when you where a child.

I have more info than most "seniors".

Gives a shout out to Benz1.

[Bloozer]

Got pass and number from Benz1 and made an hour appointment with her. Paid the $30 door fee and within a few minutes I was led into the room. Got comfortable and within a couple minutes Lisa showed up, first impression is she is really friendly. Talked about many things while giving a very good massage. I enjoy some conversations, makes it seem like you're not getting a massage from a robot or someone trying to rush you out of there. Not once was there any negative moment during the appointment. She did not short me on time or was a clock watcher. I think I will repeat. Seniors PM me for more info.

You were lucky I was not.

[Member #6608]

Got pass and number from Benz1 and made an hour appointment with her. Paid the $30 door fee and within a few minutes I was led into the room. Got comfortable and within a couple minutes Lisa showed up, first impression is she is really friendly. Talked about many things while giving a very good massage. I enjoy some conversations, makes it seem like you're not getting a massage from a robot or someone trying to rush you out of there. Not once was there any negative moment during the appointment. She did not short me on time or was a clock watcher. I think I will repeat. Seniors PM me for more info.

[PJ2513]

However before I loved. I probably saw this provider once a week for 3 months straight. Ended up charging me 120 for the whole package. I love AA women and she can't be beat in the area. Very pretty and exotic. Get to know her more and there will be plenty of teasing before the shower. TRUST ME.

Been curious for awhile. Did the deed! Straight up 200 for nuru plus. The pictures she sent me gave me the impression that she was tall, flat tummy, and great ta ta's. She's actually short and stocky. Nowhere near fat, just short and solid.

Extremely attractive. I'm not into aa women but she's the excerption. She has a nice private incall. We immediately got nude. Out comes the warm nuru gel. She greased down the bed the greased down herself and the nuru began. It was a no tease, no fun nuru. Actually disappointing. Lottsa slimy body rub but that's it so I thought. She said Let's shower. She cleaned me up good. Dried off and went into her bedroom. IMHO this is where the appointment began. She said I'm yours do what you want. Hell yes! BBFS was available, I think, I didn't partake. However I chose a more directly personal service. She was slow soft and actually quite adept at her skills.

Guys, like I said, I'm not into black girls. This one is definitely the real deal and attractive to boot! Will repeat. (she looks like her photos).

http://www.beesnuru.com

[Bloozer]

Sounds like she's not too Geezer friendly.

She evidently hasn't realized that we geezers have cash to spend. She'd rather throw you out the door in 15 and cram in as many as many as she can.