Escort Reports

[WhoreMoan2]

I've tried to do some research (more difficult these days). Is Lea Michaels still a great gal? I've seen a few good reviews under massage.

I haven't seen Lea in a very long time and because of cost and distance I likely won't see her again but she always struck me as the kind of chick that loved her work so until I hear different I expect that she will continue to be good.

[OneAndDone]

I've tried to do some research (more difficult these days). Is Lea Michaels still a great gal? I've seen a few good reviews under massage.

Absolutely still good. A bit bigger than she used to be but loves to get pounded. One of the best dirty talkers there is even if she fakes it she does a great job. East side now so I can't get there but if she was west I'd hit it a lot.

[Stamina Jim]

I've tried to do some research (more difficult these days). Is Lea Michaels still a great gal? I've seen a few good reviews under massage.

[Record Player]

OK, with TER down, I had posted this on Erotic Monkey days before they started charging. So now I'm posting the review here for the benefit of those who have found their way back here. I had seen positive reviews for her, but now I wonder if they weren't all fake.

Here's the link to the pics: https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/paris-me...eveland-379921.

And now the scoop:

******

Summary:

Not worth $400. Not even worth half that. Possibly not the girl in the photos. Definitely not Asian as claimed. Terrible attitude and performance. Yugo performance at BMW prices. Avoid.

The Juicy Details:

Possibly the biggest ripoff short of a complete cash-and-dash. Definitely NOT worth the admission price. Horrible communication, kept me waiting for 25 minutes past appointment time.

Finally got to her place, and there is no evidence of any Asian to this girl as claimed. She's as white as rice.

Lazy, bored attitude. Kept checking her cell phone throughout the appointment, even during cowgirl! Hardly any skills at all. No kissing (falsely advertised). Is NOT a licensed massage therapist (falsely advertised) and gave only a C+, distracted massage (cell phone again).

BBBJ = D+ at best, and quit after about 3 minutes. Unenthusiastic and similarly brief cowgirl. Just laid there during DATY and missionary. No personality, no chit-chat, definitely not customer-oriented in any way.

The ONLY good thing I can say is that (despite probably not being the girl in the photos) she was a cute young spinner. But she definitely needs to develop high-end skills and attitude BEFORE charging high-end prices.

Needs to get a real job. This is not her calling. Avoid this one, guys.

*****

Sorry to make my first return post a downer, but it needed to be said.

Thank you. You just saved me some time and money.

[WhoreMoan2]

It's unfortunate that you were taken but that was a better review than many.

I haven't done a regular escort in a long time but I do recall seeing her ads on BP a couple years ago and based on her pics thought about calling her.

But I would have passed if she told me her price was $$.

It's all hindsight and I know those chicks demand payment up front but if I found myself in that situation I would have insisted that she performed what she was paid to do. I wouldn't take kindly to throwing $$ away.

Board software messed with my post, I posted 4 " signs each time and only 2 appeared.

[WhoreMoan2]

It's unfortunate that you were taken but that was a better review than many.

I haven't done a regular escort in a long time but I do recall seeing her ads on BP a couple years ago and based on her pics thought about calling her.

But I would have passed if she told me her price was $$.

It's all hindsight and I know those chicks demand payment up front but if I found myself in that situation I would have insisted that she performed what she was paid to do. I wouldn't take kindly to throwing $$ away.

[MisterJao]

OK, with TER down, I had posted this on Erotic Monkey days before they started charging. So now I'm posting the review here for the benefit of those who have found their way back here. I had seen positive reviews for her, but now I wonder if they weren't all fake.

Here's the link to the pics: https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/paris-me...eveland-379921.

And now the scoop:

******

Summary:

Not worth $400. Not even worth half that. Possibly not the girl in the photos. Definitely not Asian as claimed. Terrible attitude and performance. Yugo performance at BMW prices. Avoid.

The Juicy Details:

Possibly the biggest ripoff short of a complete cash-and-dash. Definitely NOT worth the admission price. Horrible communication, kept me waiting for 25 minutes past appointment time.

Finally got to her place, and there is no evidence of any Asian to this girl as claimed. She's as white as rice.

Lazy, bored attitude. Kept checking her cell phone throughout the appointment, even during cowgirl! Hardly any skills at all. No kissing (falsely advertised). Is NOT a licensed massage therapist (falsely advertised) and gave only a C+, distracted massage (cell phone again).

BBBJ = D+ at best, and quit after about 3 minutes. Unenthusiastic and similarly brief cowgirl. Just laid there during DATY and missionary. No personality, no chit-chat, definitely not customer-oriented in any way.

The ONLY good thing I can say is that (despite probably not being the girl in the photos) she was a cute young spinner. But she definitely needs to develop high-end skills and attitude BEFORE charging high-end prices.

Needs to get a real job. This is not her calling. Avoid this one, guys.

*****

Sorry to make my first return post a downer, but it needed to be said.

[Stamina Jim]

Buddy are you sure that's not Mickey Rourke?

Yes, I looked really close to try to make sure she wasn't a dude either.

[Rafter17]

I got BBBJ CFS, no anal, but she loves cum on her boobs.

I told her that I didn't like covered BJ, and wasn't interested because of that. She didn't offer to do BBBJ. Guess she must have had an appointment with someone else and didn't need the money.

[TheEndlessEdge]

Vette, sorry you got ripped-off. I made this girl when I posted my November post / review. I was her 1st customer. Sorry Vette. I've seen her 3 X, outcalls, no issues, until lately. No, didn't get ripped-off, but she's turned into a tease & a time waster. Canceled 3 appts that where made a day in advance. Not sure what's going on with her, but I'd stay away. Chuck.

She probably fell victim to the usual drug and pimp issues, sadly. She was a great time, but someone with the sheer amount of volume that she had fell apart. She could have used the hype that she had to really get herself together financially and have herself some consistent regulars or put herself in a better neighborhood, but it is what it is.

[OneAndDone]

Vette, sorry you got ripped-off. I made this girl when I posted my November post / review. I was her 1st customer. Sorry Vette. I've seen her 3 X, outcalls, no issues, until lately. No, didn't get ripped-off, but she's turned into a tease & a time waster. Canceled 3 appts that where made a day in advance. Not sure what's going on with her, but I'd stay away. Chuck.

Saw her like 3 months ago she was shakey than however I still banged the shit out of her I posted about it, her friend was banging on the door but I still banged her ha ha. Too much drama she was bound to go bad. And now that us mongers are desperate they will attempt to take advantage. Hopefully now that our site is working we can share information good luck.

[Roboguy]

I texted her couple of days ago. She told me BBBJ wasn't an option, so I said thanks for the info and have a good night. Amounts were. 75 ss, $. 15 hh and $. 65 hour.

I got BBBJ CFS, no anal, but she loves cum on her boobs.

[ChuckConners]

I have seen Melissa many times but now she's a rip off and dangerous situation. Went to her place (have seen her there in the past as well as at a hotel). Things seems a bit different. She wasn't dressed as she normally was but whatever. She asked for the money up front. Said she recently was robbed in a hotel. OK, fine (yes, stupid me) we've seen each other lots so whatever. I hand the money over and immediately hear a dude screaming from outside or the basement. Who's here, why, not supposed to be anyone, etc.

She asks me to go wait outside. I said sure. Just give me my money back. She runs and yells "BRIAN!" I'm no fool so I hightail it out of there after trying to grab the money. I get in my car and try driving away as this dude is CHARGING towards my car. He picks up a giant rock and throws it at my car as I'm driving away. It slams into the driver's side door. He hit it so hard I couldn't even open the door.

NEVER AGAIN.

Here's her link - http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/fe.../564702247836. Her number ends in 8206. There's another she uses but I don't have it right now.

Be safe!

Vette, sorry you got ripped-off. I made this girl when I posted my November post / review. I was her 1st customer. Sorry Vette. I've seen her 3 X, outcalls, no issues, until lately. No, didn't get ripped-off, but she's turned into a tease & a time waster. Canceled 3 appts that where made a day in advance. Not sure what's going on with her, but I'd stay away. Chuck.

[WhoreMoan2]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/sexysadi...eveland-391313

I saw her there as Melanie216 but is now SexySadie. Not too sure about the reviews being legit either, especially with you guys pointing out fake reviews there.

Buddy are you sure that's not Mickey Rourke?

[Stamina Jim]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/sexysadi...eveland-391313

I saw her there as Melanie216 but is now SexySadie. Not too sure about the reviews being legit either, especially with you guys pointing out fake reviews there.