Massage Parlor Reports

[PJ2513]

However before I loved. I probably saw this provider once a week for 3 months straight. Ended up charging me 120 for the whole package. I love AA women and she can't be beat in the area. Very pretty and exotic. Get to know her more and there will be plenty of teasing before the shower. TRUST ME.

Been curious for awhile. Did the deed! Straight up 200 for nuru plus. The pictures she sent me gave me the impression that she was tall, flat tummy, and great ta ta's. She's actually short and stocky. Nowhere near fat, just short and solid.

Extremely attractive. I'm not into aa women but she's the excerption. She has a nice private incall. We immediately got nude. Out comes the warm nuru gel. She greased down the bed the greased down herself and the nuru began. It was a no tease, no fun nuru. Actually disappointing. Lottsa slimy body rub but that's it so I thought. She said Let's shower. She cleaned me up good. Dried off and went into her bedroom. IMHO this is where the appointment began. She said I'm yours do what you want. Hell yes! BBFS was available, I think, I didn't partake. However I chose a more directly personal service. She was slow soft and actually quite adept at her skills.

Guys, like I said, I'm not into black girls. This one is definitely the real deal and attractive to boot! Will repeat. (she looks like her photos).

http://www.beesnuru.com

[Bloozer]

Sounds like she's not too Geezer friendly.

She evidently hasn't realized that we geezers have cash to spend. She'd rather throw you out the door in 15 and cram in as many as many as she can.

[Benz1]

I received a Lisa recommendation and booked a 4:30. She quoted a 30 $ senior door fee plus 80 for what I needed. The clothes came off and boom out comes the power-driver Electrolux! Well, I wasn't responding. You diabetics know what I mean. My fault for not knowing to book an hour. I have to with everyone else. The good ones know what to do and how to do it. At 20 minutes she started bitching about time. I said I'd pay for another half hour. She saw she might have to work a little then bailed! Needless to say, Serenity, and Lisa won't be seeing me especially with what I'm reading.

Sounds like she's not too Geezer friendly.

[Bloozer]

Any other Mongers got a recent report on Serenity? I'm going in next week, but it sounds like they got issues to resolve. I got no problem waiting or even taking it off my list. Life is too short to suffer chaos and drama.

Rushed an incomplete for me. Don't waste your time and money!

[DjBiker]

OH! OK. That sounds fair. As a seasoned MP guy, I can say with confidence, that calling ahead / making an appointment, Always makes for a better time. And with this place, also a better price! Table shower is worth the wait!

Someone tell a brother where their new location is. Drove by the old location and only heard crickets.
th. NJ

Would this be the Haley that post as on her own? Blonde NE side of town, she got a business now?

[NoseJelly]

Any other Mongers got a recent report on Serenity? I'm going in next week, but it sounds like they got issues to resolve. I got no problem waiting or even taking it off my list. Life is too short to suffer chaos and drama.

[JimTfft]

OH! OK. That sounds fair. As a seasoned MP guy, I can say with confidence, that calling ahead / making an appointment, Always makes for a better time. And with this place, also a better price! Table shower is worth the wait!

Someone tell a brother where their new location is. Drove by the old location and only heard crickets.
th. NJ

Same as before, east side of Plainfield at Northville.

[JimTfft]

I received a Lisa recommendation and booked a 4:30. She quoted a 30 $ senior door fee plus 80 for what I needed. The clothes came off and boom out comes the power-driver Electrolux! Well, I wasn't responding. You diabetics know what I mean. My fault for not knowing to book an hour. I have to with everyone else. The good ones know what to do and how to do it. At 20 minutes she started bitching about time. I said I'd pay for another half hour. She saw she might have to work a little then bailed! Needless to say, Serenity, and Lisa won't be seeing me especially with what I'm reading.

I called Lisa last week, gave Benz1 password (so she should know I am a senior), and was quoted $140 half, 180 whole. Told her that was out of my price range. 30 + 80 is at least closer to the ball park. They don't seem to understand that even though extras are nice, spending the time, even if just cuddling or light massage, is an important part of the experience, too. Otherwise, they are not Serenity, but Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am. Jim.

[JustMe1973]

OH! OK. That sounds fair. As a seasoned MP guy, I can say with confidence, that calling ahead / making an appointment, Always makes for a better time. And with this place, also a better price! Table shower is worth the wait!

Someone tell a brother where their new location is. Drove by the old location and only heard crickets.
th. NJ

Basically across from Lowe's and the pet store there.

[JustMe1973]

I did a walk-in there last Saturday afternoon and happened to catch Hayley there. Never meet her before and was a bit awkward at first because the vibe felt more spa than me, but after things got comfortable it was quite a good experience. Good massage and nice attention afterwards. Definitely will repeat!

[NoseJelly]

I checked with the new owner (Hayley) and asked what's up with the new pricing.

She said.

The 50 hhr /80 hr rate is for walkins only. If you make your appointment through USA (Hayley) and you are a senior member the rate is 40/60.

This is not intended to be GPS, we just prefer appointments with Senior members over the walk in clients.

She also mentioned she had to reorder the table shower from a different company, hopefully it arrives soon. She sent me a pic but I can't seem to post it. You can see the new table shower she ordered on post number 6090 of this MP thread. Currently on page 8 today

OH! OK. That sounds fair. As a seasoned MP guy, I can say with confidence, that calling ahead / making an appointment, Always makes for a better time. And with this place, also a better price! Table shower is worth the wait!

Someone tell a brother where their new location is. Drove by the old location and only heard crickets.
th. NJ

[ChicagoSouth]

I stopped by there a few weeks ago, Saw Kate she was there by her self, Well it was blast, It was more than a HJ. Seniors please Pm for details.

[Benz1]

WTF? 80 bucks for an hour? And she wanted to short the time? For fucking eyelashes? Strikes 1 and 2 for the new Serenity and Bobbie. Thanks for the informative repot Jimbo. If MP ladies would put Customer Service first, they would make more money in the long run.

I checked with the new owner (Hayley) and asked what's up with the new pricing.

She said.

The 50 hhr /80 hr rate is for walkins only. If you make your appointment through USA (Hayley) and you are a senior member the rate is 40/60.

This is not intended to be GPS, we just prefer appointments with Senior members over the walk in clients.

She also mentioned she had to reorder the table shower from a different company, hopefully it arrives soon. She sent me a pic but I can't seem to post it. You can see the new table shower she ordered on post number 6090 of this MP thread. Currently on page 8 today

[Bloozer]

WTF? 80 bucks for an hour? And she wanted to short the time? For fucking eyelashes? Strikes 1 and 2 for the new Serenity and Bobbie. Thanks for the informative repot Jimbo. If MP ladies would put Customer Service first, they would make more money in the long run.

I received a Lisa recommendation and booked a 4:30. She quoted a 30 $ senior door fee plus 80 for what I needed. The clothes came off and boom out comes the power-driver Electrolux! Well, I wasn't responding. You diabetics know what I mean. My fault for not knowing to book an hour. I have to with everyone else. The good ones know what to do and how to do it. At 20 minutes she started bitching about time. I said I'd pay for another half hour. She saw she might have to work a little then bailed! Needless to say, Serenity, and Lisa won't be seeing me especially with what I'm reading.

[NoseJelly]

Stopped by the newly remodeled Serenity Massage on Plainfield NE south of 5 Mile. Door fee is $50/ half and $80/ whole which is higher than competitors. I chose a whole hour with Bobbie who is an attractive blonde with huge breasts and a few extra pounds. She immediately stripped down to a thong and gave a decent light-medium massage with lots of teasing. She had no objection to my extensive roaming.

About 15 minutes in she said wanted to hurry me out as she had an appointment to get eyelashes. I explained that I and many men believe we should always get the full time paid for, even if that meant 20 minutes of massage after the "ending". There was a prolonged discussion about someone else finishing my time or returning $30 and making it a half hour appointment. I ended up choosing the latter and did receive that full time. She did a nice job with the HE and said she does not do anything beyond that. Bobbie is more chatty than I prefer which became more so once the issue of time came up. The chattiness would have probably been OK if she had not been rushed. At any rate, I did not get the relaxing hour I was looking for. But if I were just looking for a half, Bobbie would have been fine.

WTF? 80 bucks for an hour? And she wanted to short the time? For fucking eyelashes? Strikes 1 and 2 for the new Serenity and Bobbie. Thanks for the informative repot Jimbo. If MP ladies would put Customer Service first, they would make more money in the long run.