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[ThisOnesOnMe]

Saw her over the break. She still probably qualifies as my ATF. The perfect mix of sub + southern charm + sexy. She is always dressed up every time I visit, this time was no exception. She had a nice sun dress, was perfectly manicured, and as always she is completely accommodating. Steve is always easy to setup with as well.

[ThisOnesOnMe]

Also saw her when shit hit the fan. If I hadn't known that she had a baby, I would've never guessed. Her body was still smoking. Been seeing her for several years as well and she is still very attractive. She mentioned she was looking into sugaring again, so I'd get in before some rich bastard takes her off the market.

Also, I sampled some of the "upgrades" available, well worth it. I can never decide who is hotter, her or Scarlett. Ahhh. First world problems.

[ThisOnesOnMe]

Saw her when everything went kaput at her residential in call. She is hot as ever, boobs looked a little smaller, but she is as tone and fit as ever. I've seen her many times and she never disappoints. If only her menu was a little more open.

[BengalMan]

Arrggghh! So dark. You sure you are not from the DC universe?? LOL.

I don't have to prove anything to people who think they are center of universe. All I can say is based on my threshold of bad providers and "Disgusting" provider she was 10% better.

And I feel no human should call another human "Disgusting", that too these many times.

You apparently have never seen the Reverend Roxanne Raven.

[FMichaels4533]

Just letting you know your inbox is full.

Thanks for the heads-up. It's empty. Fire away.

[NotShy1]

Got to see LadyJ again while some of the sites were down. If you haven't seen her what are you waiting for?! I will say it's not really a GFE. This Lady loves to fuck / suck / kiss!! She wants to explode and wants to make you explode.

I barely made it into the room and I was engulfed with lust. She was on her knees and taking off my pants before we had said hello. Eventually she covered me and then started using my cock for her pleasure. Rubbing her clit. Inserting. Rubbing her clit. Inserting. I could hardly hold back. And then she grabbed my ass and took me deep. She bucked and I thrust until we both came.

Can't wait to see her again!!

[RogerOver]

I saw her a long while back. Whatever she charges, Cherry is not worth it. I don't know about her friends, but I can't bring myself to put money in her fat little hands so I've never checked them out.

Cherry is ugly, fat, and dumb. Her boobs are pendulous blobs. Her ass is a dimpled, unused wad of disgusting. Her thighs are like old deflated tires rubbing against each other. Her gut is a man-gut, not a cute little tummy, a fucking beer gut. Her face is just fucking weird. And she speaks with the confidence of an idiot. Probably because she thinks men paying her for attention and pretending to listen to her means she's worth listening too. So she's too dumb to know just how sad and desperate the men of this world are.

There are lots of bad providers out there, but I've never met one who is so disgusting in so many different ways to me. Like, I need to wash myself and go to a priest, disgusting. And I'm not Catholic. And all I did was let her give me a greasy, unskilled body rub. I've been with all kinds of girls. She is one of the few I regret, and I didn't even let her touch my dick. I can't imagine how fucking angry I'd be if I read this review and trusted this positive bullshit and then saw her trainwreck of a face, or heard her blathering on so "smartly".

This is fucking gold. Thanks!

[LuvnLivn]

I had a visit with Shevelle yesterday in her NKY incall. Set up was easy. Quick response to texts and a phone call for final coordination. She was ready on time and met me in a really cute summer dress. We started with a quick chat and while we were still standing we started making out. I felt like a kid again.

By the way, she is a great kisser. After a bit the clothes came off and we had an energetic and enjoyable sampling of numerous achronyms. Overall she is a great looking fun girl to hang with. I will repeat. Stay safe.

Just letting you know your inbox is full.

[FMichaels4533]

I had a visit with Shevelle yesterday in her NKY incall. Set up was easy. Quick response to texts and a phone call for final coordination. She was ready on time and met me in a really cute summer dress. We started with a quick chat and while we were still standing we started making out. I felt like a kid again.

By the way, she is a great kisser. After a bit the clothes came off and we had an energetic and enjoyable sampling of numerous achronyms. Overall she is a great looking fun girl to hang with. I will repeat. Stay safe.

[DarkStallion]

I saw her a long while back. Whatever she charges, Cherry is not worth it. I don't know about her friends, but I can't bring myself to put money in her fat little hands so I've never checked them out.

Cherry is ugly, fat, and dumb. Her boobs are pendulous blobs. Her ass is a dimpled, unused wad of disgusting. Her thighs are like old deflated tires rubbing against each other. Her gut is a man-gut, not a cute little tummy, a fucking beer gut. Her face is just fucking weird. And she speaks with the confidence of an idiot. Probably because she thinks men paying her for attention and pretending to listen to her means she's worth listening too. So she's too dumb to know just how sad and desperate the men of this world are.

There are lots of bad providers out there, but I've never met one who is so disgusting in so many different ways to me. Like, I need to wash myself and go to a priest, disgusting. And I'm not Catholic. And all I did was let her give me a greasy, unskilled body rub. I've been with all kinds of girls. She is one of the few I regret, and I didn't even let her touch my dick. I can't imagine how fucking angry I'd be if I read this review and trusted this positive bullshit and then saw her trainwreck of a face, or heard her blathering on so "smartly".

Arrggghh! So dark. You sure you are not from the DC universe?? LOL.

I don't have to prove anything to people who think they are center of universe. All I can say is based on my threshold of bad providers and "Disgusting" provider she was 10% better.

And I feel no human should call another human "Disgusting", that too these many times.

[TommyJohn]

Was lucky enough to see Saffron for the first time over the break. I love her look and she has a great personality to match. Communication was was good and there was no clock watching. Nothing much to add that hasn't been said before, but she is a great girl.

[MischiefMayhem]

Does anyone have trouble reaching lady j? I've tried twice this week and nothing. I don't know if it's just me or something. Thank you.

[Bobby Linn]

I saw her a long while back. Whatever she charges, Cherry is not worth it. I don't know about her friends, but I can't bring myself to put money in her fat little hands so I've never checked them out.

Cherry is ugly, fat, and dumb. Her boobs are pendulous blobs. Her ass is a dimpled, unused wad of disgusting. Her thighs are like old deflated tires rubbing against each other. Her gut is a man-gut, not a cute little tummy, a fucking beer gut. Her face is just fucking weird. And she speaks with the confidence of an idiot. Probably because she thinks men paying her for attention and pretending to listen to her means she's worth listening too. So she's too dumb to know just how sad and desperate the men of this world are.

There are lots of bad providers out there, but I've never met one who is so disgusting in so many different ways to me. Like, I need to wash myself and go to a priest, disgusting. And I'm not Catholic. And all I did was let her give me a greasy, unskilled body rub. I've been with all kinds of girls. She is one of the few I regret, and I didn't even let her touch my dick. I can't imagine how fucking angry I'd be if I read this review and trusted this positive bullshit and then saw her trainwreck of a face, or heard her blathering on so "smartly".

Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?

[DaytonSteve]

I saw her a long while back. Whatever she charges, Cherry is not worth it. I don't know about her friends, but I can't bring myself to put money in her fat little hands so I've never checked them out.

Cherry is ugly, fat, and dumb. Her boobs are pendulous blobs. Her ass is a dimpled, unused wad of disgusting. Her thighs are like old deflated tires rubbing against each other. Her gut is a man-gut, not a cute little tummy, a fucking beer gut. Her face is just fucking weird. And she speaks with the confidence of an idiot. Probably because she thinks men paying her for attention and pretending to listen to her means she's worth listening too. So she's too dumb to know just how sad and desperate the men of this world are.

There are lots of bad providers out there, but I've never met one who is so disgusting in so many different ways to me. Like, I need to wash myself and go to a priest, disgusting. And I'm not Catholic. And all I did was let her give me a greasy, unskilled body rub. I've been with all kinds of girls. She is one of the few I regret, and I didn't even let her touch my dick. I can't imagine how fucking angry I'd be if I read this review and trusted this positive bullshit and then saw her trainwreck of a face, or heard her blathering on so "smartly".

This might just be the best. Most honest review on this entire forum!

[MeadnMrsJones]

Lacy Fox stood me up, a no show. In April I contacted her and she was available and said she would love to see me and we were all set for a session. I told her I might be about 10 to 15 minutes late from the time we scheduled. I was some 25 miles from her location and traffic was heavy. However; I told her most definitely I will be there ASAP and text her when I'm at the motel where she directed me. I was only about 9 minutes behind. Texted and waited and waited and never heard from her. After about a half hour where I had went next door to a fast food place and waited some more and no call from Lacy Fox. I wasted some of my time that afternoon but glad I didn't waste my cash. Lacy Fox is an unreliable provider.

Harpo2 u.

Happened to me more than once as well. She always circles back around with excuses and apologies and empty promises of making it up with a free visit. Never makes good on anything. Don't waste your time, folks.