Massage Parlor Reports

[MrBill469]

There have been a number of reports regarding the Para-Military-Parking-Police (tubby old lady coming out of the insurance office next door) prone to accost patrons of Blue Ocean Massage, and I believe the most recent were centered around the idea that if you park in front of the insurance offices, that old lady will call and get your car towed! That's been enough for me to continue to be skittish about going to this place, however, I decided I would roll the dice and try to get in the Blue Ocean front door before being approached to "Save 15% On My Car Insurance" (or something more nasty) and I would make CERTAIN to park only in front of the Blue Ocean Massage building.

My problem has been that, on THREE separate occasions over the last 6 weeks when I drove by to make a visit, every single parking space that would logically be assigned to the Blue Ocean building has been occupied (while there is plenty of open spots in front of the insurance building). Each occasion was during a weekday at around 10:00 am (opening time). The first time I thought it was just the reputation of the place making it way too busy for me to approach, but after THREE times of the exact same scene, I'm beginning to wonder if something more nefarious may be going on. . . Such as the employees of the neighboring insurance business, and maybe other businesses in the immediate area, purposely parking their cars in front of Blue Ocean to plug up their parking and, thereby, intentionally chase off their potential customers. Each time, I ended up rolling down the street and around the corner to Golden Gate, where I was the ONLY customer in the parking lot at the time I went in (contributing to my suspicion that Blue Ocean can't really be THAT busy).

Perhaps I'm paranoid and perhaps Blue Ocean is really THAT busy all the time, but it sure seemed odd to me. Does anyone here have any experience with similar circumstances, or alternative parking ideas (I really don't fancy the notion of parking at the places across the street and walking up from that far away, but that's been my only other idea).

[MrBill469]

This is kinda old news, but this hit me just as other things were hitting the fan around here:

Among the 3 premium AMPs (that I know of) in the Orlando area (GGate, B-Ocean, and almost as good U- Massage), I had ALWAYS been asked to pay a house fee of $60 (half hour) / $80 (full hour) at all three, and then standard tipping was ALWAYS $140 (half hour) / $160 (full hour) at GGate and (reportedly) at B-Ocean, but I also was ALWAYS getting a better tip rate of $140 FULL HOUR at U- Massage. The fact that U- Massage has also been just a wee bit less nymphomaniacal than the other two made that seem reasonable. U- Massage is also easier for me to get to (coming up I-4 from the Lakeland direction), so the $20 savings made the slightly less incredible service level a "good deal" for me when that service level would do just fine.

HOWEVER. . . The last time I went to U- Massage, my attendant was Apple and when I confidently handed her the standard $140 tip, she announced that the price was $160 (GGate and B-Ocean rates)! When I told her I had ALWAYS paid $140 on ALL my prior visits (making sure to imply it was MANY prior visits), she just looked at me like none of that mattered and re-read the "price list" to me of $160. I paid it, hoping the service level would be stepped up. It wasn't. It was still very good, but just not the "OMFG!" level that is reliably found at GGate and B-Ocean.

I will still go there, but only when I'm disinclined to spend the additional time to drive further on up the (miserably congested) freeway to the other places.

I also must admit that I haven't been able to actually GET to B-Ocean yet, but that's a topic for my next post.

[ILuvThePussy]

I heard Yuki / Sugar left for good. Is it true? She was my favorite when I went down there.

[MiMan001]

Nice to see the site back. I was just joining when it went away. Had a chance to do some research before (purusing well back into last year). A wealth of info from someone new to the area or the forum. I did manage to have a few dreams based on my research while the site was away. Will post more about them this week.

Look forward to contributing and learning.

[Fun Orlando]

Everything works for me! Thanks A2.

[BuckyBuck]

Glad to see site is back. Finally made the dream to Golden Gate to see what the hype was about. Last place I dreamt of was CB before it got shut down. Hands down one of the best experiences I've had at a spa outside of Canada. Bit pricey at $$. 4 after everything, but I'm also an asshole who makes the girl do everything available and for almost 1. 5 hours. And she literally did everything except Greek.

[BrandonS]

It's good to be have the site back.

[Whiskeysours]

With BP and the therapeutic section of CL shut down, there are many providers who will survive, having established a loyal client base as a result of excellent service and good value. Then there are those providers who took clients money and provided shitty customer service. Those that provided good service don't have to worry. Their clients probably saved their number. On the other hand, if a provider was all about making a quick buck without paying attention to her clients needs, chances are her number was quickly deleted and forgotten.

[Prophotog]

Everyone sending PMs, please be patient. The site has been glitchy as fuck for me today.

[SanFordBB]

Haven't been in a couple of months as I was not pleased with the attitudes. However as with most places, just wait a while and the talent changes. Was met by Lucy. Very attractive and accommodating. Natural B's and slim figure. Will repeat.

[LexRyde]

Don't have her # but she is not going a HE. I've tried her 3 times; she doesn't require draping but no HE, at least when I've had her as a therapist. She teases slightly but says she's not one of those. Good luck.

Oh shoot- Can anyone message with Lucy's #? Lucy from winter park. Would you be willing to share a good independent, reasonable rates? I am not looking for FS. I am looking for a relaxing massage with HE. Thank you!

[Barolo]

Oh shoot- Can anyone message with Lucy's #? Lucy from winter park. Would you be willing to share a good independent, reasonable rates? I am not looking for FS. I am looking for a relaxing massage with HE. Thank you!

[Prophotog]

Got a call about a week ago from a chick I used to shoot photos with back in the day. Turns out, she needs some help getting on her feet. Who am I to refuse help to an old friend, right? Went and scooped her up and took her to my place, spent some time chatting and catching up for a bit before making her way into the bedroom. Loving a good massage, I suggested we start with that and ended up receiving a very sensual B2 B rub from her with some really high mileage roaming from both. FIV, DFK, BBBJ before I woke up from the dream. She's looking for some more help and gave the green light on passing her info on. The only thing that sucks is she's staying with some old white dude white knighting her off of John Young close to downtown and has no transport, so you'll have to scoop and host. Also not sure how long she's doing this for, and not sure how she'll be with someone she doesn't know, so YMMV depending on chemistry.

SM feel free to PM for digits. Might be slow getting to you as I have a full day, but I will at some point this afternoon.

[Kellner42]

I decided that it was time to try out U, so I went Sunday evening. I arrived and the businesses in the complex were all closed except for you Massage, so I knew the 3 cars there were a bunch of you guys.

Location: 5 x7 x8 x7 x Vineland xRD. I really liked the parking lot, and I'm not even big on "secrecy" in parking. It is largely obscured by landscaping and since it is in a two story plaza, it isn't obvious where any certain driver may be going.

I walked in and I know what the place is as soon as I do. This is the type of place that 90% of the country only dreams of. In Orlando / Philly / Dallas, this place may not "wow" anyone, but it is a good C-style FS AMP. Big counter up front with an open corridor lined by doors and fully walled rooms. I'm greeted by a provider who I would say is about a 7 (on standard AMP scale), and ask for an hour. I lay down $80 (no idea if that's the rate or not, but it's habit by now). I tell her I want a lineup, and she says only one other girl is available as they are busy.

The other girl is Kelly, who is much more attractive. Slightly enhanced c-d cup and really cute face. Actually had very lips, tbh. I am led to the room, told to undress, and when she comes back, we head for the TS. They have one of the aftermarket showers, but it does the job. I fell asleep and started dreaming there. In the TS, she was thorough, and in a real way. She actually really washed me off, not much teasing on the back. On the front, we chit-chatted and she cleaned me off and gave me a nice HJ to start things off. I get up to dry and she makes her way down to her knees. My dick is right by her face, and she gives it a few kisses and sucks the head after I put it near her lips.

She stands back up, and from behind gives me a bit of a HJ while I handle her ass under her tight dress. We go back to the room and she tells me to lay down. I feel like she was in and out of the room, so I just pulled out 140 coins to lay out on the chair. She walks back in and is seriously happy about that, I honestly think I could have gone to 120 (and that I overpaid at the front). This place does negotiate, if that's what you want, and I'm sure you can work out a lower price than the other Orlando spots.

Kelly does a slow, but brief back massage and then pulls out her tits. She's giving me a licking all over my back and running her nipples up and down my ass. Things were finally picking up. Now, it got really good as she starts sucking my dick between my legs while I'm still on the table. She does a little salad tossing in between going over the bat and balls. She prompts me to flip and lays next to me to engage in some make-out and mutual groping.

She strips off her g-string and gets in position for a BJ. She's straddling my leg with her pussy working up and down, and then she starts BBBJ with heavy DT. She can seriously suck. She would take me down fully and stay there working me with her throat for ten seconds before coming off. This went on for a while before we engaged in the alphabet soup I'm normally most fond of. Now, I was so struck with her BBBJ, I had to get finished like that. She turns around from doggy when I tell her I want to CIM and starts sucking me again, more of a throat fuck. I make it back onto the table and she keeps going like this. I went way longer than I thought I would, and she kept a strong, deep pace. I end up coming hard while in her throat, and she nearly gags, but takes it all. She gets up and loudly yells "you cum a lot! Before laughing and slapping my leg.

She offers to finish the time with massage, and gives me water before I'm on my way. Overall, the girls may not look as good as GG / BO, but I only saw two, and Kelly is definitely very attractive and skilled. I would easily recommend this place, and I'm interested to see what the others may look like.

Then I woke up. I keep having crazy dreams.

[WalSTreet]

Another source for the short term. A few of our favs have used this site in the past. Jenna, Tara, Crazy Heather is on there now, etc.