Massage Parlor Reports

**Cmd04** · 04-05-18 21:05

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**Vern2020** · 04-05-18 20:57

I've tried a couple of the new girls at Grand Spa in Chicago and have a positive report. Tried Eva and Anna, both give very good massages for those looking for good therapeutic Chinese massage. The mamasan, Lina, is one of the best masseuse in town so it follows that her girls are all pretty good. I have seen Sunny working there but haven't tried her yet. She is the youngest of the bunch, and good looking. On top of the good massage, received good L1 finish, but YMMV.

**MysteryMichael** · 04-05-18 20:48

It's all one girl she worked on State, I believe it was called heaven on state, they moved to a place on wabash, the last place shut down or at least she doesn't work there anymore. She was kind of tall and curvy nice tits and ass. Tattoos, angel wings and one of a bow on her thigh, brown hair and eyes, super friendly and gives a great massage. I don't think she's with an agency anymore but I can't seem to find her on backpage anymore. Anyone have any idea? I used to be able to find her by typing Serbian in the search bar of massages but nothing lately. Any info would be appreciated.

**ChineseDragon** · 04-05-18 20:10

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**Walker333** · 04-03-18 10:59

I've been at the place before, the last time back in November. When they just opened up the place, everything seemed to me as in an average Chicago AMP, including prices, servicse and the menu. However, at one point in time, as a results of unclear to me reasons, the place became popular and busy. This, IMHP, popularity and high demand was undeserved, and did not have anything to do with the quality of the services provided and the menu (L1). Said popularity definitely spoiled the girls. It appears that the demand and fame faded away by now, although their attitude, the GPS is still there. I called ahead to make an appointment with M or whoever would be available. After some unexpected negotiations about the time available she give me ok to come in. When I arrived the place was empty and sleepy, and cold. M was in charge, but very busy with her text books. She jokingly demonstrated some annoyance with my appearance, although she knows me, and I think, she likes me, and always has been friendly. She didn't offer a TS and immediately proceed to her therapy (I'd not call it a massage). She didn't use any oil and just pushed at various points on my back through the towel with her elbows and knees. There was almost no rubbing of any king at all, just some pressing and pushing. Then, with a minimum or teasing, followed the flip and a rushed handshake. It was obvious that she was in a hurry to return to her textbooks, or whatever was it, she was occupied with, when I showed up. Even thought she shorted me at least 15 min, she made sad face when I handed her standard tip and demanded another 20. (The door fee was 65 for one hour plus 40 plus 20.) It didn't worth it, and I probably will not repeat. There is another AMP, on the same side of the street, 100 yards east. I've been there twice, don't know the providers names, but was satisfied with the services (L1) + standard tip. I should have gone to that place instead. In any case, Gentlemen, you've been warned. Stay happy and safe.

**Sam Singer** · 04-03-18 01:12

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

If you are flexible with dates and can do it over a weekday, Spirit airlines has Chicago Dallas $99 round trip.

( not sure how practical this is, but https://www.airwaybill.com/ will pay you if you carry some package for them. Has anyone tried this? If it works, then it may partially pay for the trip for not much additional work )

**PeterWanger69** · 04-02-18 18:48

So sad that it is true. On the same trip I also visited Beijing and had an amazing time at a spa in the middle of the capitol of a god damn communist country! And we supposedly live in the "Land of the Free"?

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?

**Avg Joe** · 04-02-18 17:51

Originally Posted by SawBoy1740 [View Original Post]

First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info. At any rate, here goes. DO NOT go to Asian Massage House in Addison in Lake St. Parking in the rear, non descript building, all the shades down and had to ring a bell to get in. Figured I was in the chips. Ring the bell, and Mamasan. Moses's older sister, answers the bell and asks if I want massage. Yes, one hour, . 6, while thinking to myself "that's the oldest Mamasan I've ever seen!" Go in the room and strip down and lay on what had to be a Park bench with a sheet on it, and an MT that was OLDER than the MMS comes in! And 100% not attractive. I couldn't even believe it. Zero doubt in my mind she was over 60 years old. So I'm figuring Junior is off the hook, but I'll get a decent massage. Nope. Crap massage, crap shower, crap MT. The trifecta of crap. You've been warned! LOL.

Why didn't you read thru the past reports that I and others have written about Asian House in Addison? You could have saved yourself some time and money to go see the girl I pm'd you about. Got it? Good, now go see her.

Good report and thank-you.

AJ.

**Not Dead Yet** · 04-02-18 17:08

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

While our wives went to elect them, We're too busy with the hobby. LOL.

Maybe some wives know a lot more than they let on?

**Walker333** · 04-02-18 16:51

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?

While our wives went to elect them, We're too busy with the hobby. LOL.

**Datsurman** · 04-02-18 10:19

That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?

Originally Posted by PeterWanger69 [View Original Post]

It's definitely a sad state of affairs in this fucking country. I remember hitting up the spas in Macau. At least 50 girls in a lineup to choose from. Massages, naps, great food in between sessions. Best 12 straight hours of mongering in my life and definitely didn't break the bank.

**SawBoy1740** · 04-02-18 10:09

Originally Posted by SzForLife [View Original Post]

This place is where I had my first and only 4 hand massage. 60+ year old mamasan and Porky, the 300 lb Chinese sweat-monster. Junior could not stand at attention, not only because of the horror crew working there, but also because this place was filthy.

LOL. At least I wasn't the only sap that got suckered.

**DMichaels69** · 04-02-18 07:56

Saddle up and try Dallas too.

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

**SzForLife** · 04-01-18 22:35

Originally Posted by SawBoy1740 [View Original Post]

First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info. At any rate, here goes. DO NOT go to Asian Massage House in Addison in Lake St. Parking in the rear, non descript building, all the shades down and had to ring a bell to get in. Figured I was in the chips. Ring the bell, and Mamasan. Moses's older sister, answers the bell and asks if I want massage. Yes, one hour, . 6, while thinking to myself "that's the oldest Mamasan I've ever seen!" Go in the room and strip down and lay on what had to be a Park bench with a sheet on it, and an MT that was OLDER than the MMS comes in! And 100% not attractive. I couldn't even believe it. Zero doubt in my mind she was over 60 years old. So I'm figuring Junior is off the hook, but I'll get a decent massage. Nope. Crap massage, crap shower, crap MT. The trifecta of crap. You've been warned! LOL.

This place is where I had my first and only 4 hand massage. 60+ year old mamasan and Porky, the 300 lb Chinese sweat-monster. Junior could not stand at attention, not only because of the horror crew working there, but also because this place was filthy.

**PeterWanger69** · 04-01-18 20:36

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

It's definitely a sad state of affairs in this fucking country. I remember hitting up the spas in Macau. At least 50 girls in a lineup to choose from. Massages, naps, great food in between sessions. Best 12 straight hours of mongering in my life and definitely didn't break the bank.