Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

I've been at the place before, the last time back in November. When they just opened up the place, everything seemed to me as in an average Chicago AMP, including prices, servicse and the menu. However, at one point in time, as a results of unclear to me reasons, the place became popular and busy. This, IMHP, popularity and high demand was undeserved, and did not have anything to do with the quality of the services provided and the menu (L1). Said popularity definitely spoiled the girls. It appears that the demand and fame faded away by now, although their attitude, the GPS is still there. I called ahead to make an appointment with M or whoever would be available. After some unexpected negotiations about the time available she give me ok to come in. When I arrived the place was empty and sleepy, and cold. M was in charge, but very busy with her text books. She jokingly demonstrated some annoyance with my appearance, although she knows me, and I think, she likes me, and always has been friendly. She didn't offer a TS and immediately proceed to her therapy (I'd not call it a massage). She didn't use any oil and just pushed at various points on my back through the towel with her elbows and knees. There was almost no rubbing of any king at all, just some pressing and pushing. Then, with a minimum or teasing, followed the flip and a rushed handshake. It was obvious that she was in a hurry to return to her textbooks, or whatever was it, she was occupied with, when I showed up. Even thought she shorted me at least 15 min, she made sad face when I handed her standard tip and demanded another 20. (The door fee was 65 for one hour plus 40 plus 20.) It didn't worth it, and I probably will not repeat. There is another AMP, on the same side of the street, 100 yards east. I've been there twice, don't know the providers names, but was satisfied with the services (L1) + standard tip. I should have gone to that place instead. In any case, Gentlemen, you've been warned. Stay happy and safe.

[Sam Singer]

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

If you are flexible with dates and can do it over a weekday, Spirit airlines has Chicago Dallas $99 round trip.

( not sure how practical this is, but https://www.airwaybill.com/ will pay you if you carry some package for them. Has anyone tried this? If it works, then it may partially pay for the trip for not much additional work )

[PeterWanger69]

So sad that it is true. On the same trip I also visited Beijing and had an amazing time at a spa in the middle of the capitol of a god damn communist country! And we supposedly live in the "Land of the Free"?

That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?

[Avg Joe]

First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info. At any rate, here goes. DO NOT go to Asian Massage House in Addison in Lake St. Parking in the rear, non descript building, all the shades down and had to ring a bell to get in. Figured I was in the chips. Ring the bell, and Mamasan. Moses's older sister, answers the bell and asks if I want massage. Yes, one hour, . 6, while thinking to myself "that's the oldest Mamasan I've ever seen!" Go in the room and strip down and lay on what had to be a Park bench with a sheet on it, and an MT that was OLDER than the MMS comes in! And 100% not attractive. I couldn't even believe it. Zero doubt in my mind she was over 60 years old. So I'm figuring Junior is off the hook, but I'll get a decent massage. Nope. Crap massage, crap shower, crap MT. The trifecta of crap. You've been warned! LOL.

Why didn't you read thru the past reports that I and others have written about Asian House in Addison? You could have saved yourself some time and money to go see the girl I pm'd you about. Got it? Good, now go see her.

Good report and thank-you.

AJ.

[Not Dead Yet]

While our wives went to elect them, We're too busy with the hobby. LOL.

Maybe some wives know a lot more than they let on?

[Walker333]

That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?

While our wives went to elect them, We're too busy with the hobby. LOL.

[Datsurman]

That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?

It's definitely a sad state of affairs in this fucking country. I remember hitting up the spas in Macau. At least 50 girls in a lineup to choose from. Massages, naps, great food in between sessions. Best 12 straight hours of mongering in my life and definitely didn't break the bank.

[SawBoy1740]

This place is where I had my first and only 4 hand massage. 60+ year old mamasan and Porky, the 300 lb Chinese sweat-monster. Junior could not stand at attention, not only because of the horror crew working there, but also because this place was filthy.

LOL. At least I wasn't the only sap that got suckered.

[DMichaels69]

Saddle up and try Dallas too.

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

[SzForLife]

First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info. At any rate, here goes. DO NOT go to Asian Massage House in Addison in Lake St. Parking in the rear, non descript building, all the shades down and had to ring a bell to get in. Figured I was in the chips. Ring the bell, and Mamasan. Moses's older sister, answers the bell and asks if I want massage. Yes, one hour, . 6, while thinking to myself "that's the oldest Mamasan I've ever seen!" Go in the room and strip down and lay on what had to be a Park bench with a sheet on it, and an MT that was OLDER than the MMS comes in! And 100% not attractive. I couldn't even believe it. Zero doubt in my mind she was over 60 years old. So I'm figuring Junior is off the hook, but I'll get a decent massage. Nope. Crap massage, crap shower, crap MT. The trifecta of crap. You've been warned! LOL.

This place is where I had my first and only 4 hand massage. 60+ year old mamasan and Porky, the 300 lb Chinese sweat-monster. Junior could not stand at attention, not only because of the horror crew working there, but also because this place was filthy.

[PeterWanger69]

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

It's definitely a sad state of affairs in this fucking country. I remember hitting up the spas in Macau. At least 50 girls in a lineup to choose from. Massages, naps, great food in between sessions. Best 12 straight hours of mongering in my life and definitely didn't break the bank.

[Cmd04]

Yep always been consistent there for me.

Clean and reasonable all things considered in the chi town AMP market.

Cmd.

In my case I had a great massage with Lisa. She didn't spend any time trying to feel me out, we just a look at each other and done, she knew. I would totally repeat with Lisa.

[ApplePiePussy]

I just read te Dallas thread and omfg. That is certainly the mecca of AMP. I don; t want to go off topic but is the base shifting from philly? I am going on my first business trip whole week next week to Philly but I am not sure if there is anything left there or may be I am wrong.

Unfortunately Chicago is loosing talent on all fronts.

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

[Head First]

First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info.

You figured right. You'll go far remembering that one fact.

There's a ton of info in here about the jack shacks on Lake St. and area code 630 so keep reading and clicking around.

We like you already.

[Head First]

I hit Chinatown the other day. Took another chance on Jin Ding "You Don't Have to Ask". https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/t...545849787.html.

They need a new slogan. Maybe "You won't want to ask". Did a 60 minute $55 massage. Much older MT, which isn't automatically bad, but also very unattractive. I figured then that it would probably be a very good legit massage, no extras. It was actually a so-so massage, not that great. And no extras. It was kind of disappointing. I would have been fine with an excellent quality legit massage, or a happy massage, but it wasn't either of those.

This is a perfect example of how valuable and important this site is. I must've read / seen this ad a hundred x and been intrigued by it but never pulled the trigger. Now I won't and don't have to and can spend my hobby dollar$ somewhere else.

Stick around and become a Senior.