Massage Parlor Reports

[Datsurman]

That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?

It's definitely a sad state of affairs in this fucking country. I remember hitting up the spas in Macau. At least 50 girls in a lineup to choose from. Massages, naps, great food in between sessions. Best 12 straight hours of mongering in my life and definitely didn't break the bank.

[SawBoy1740]

This place is where I had my first and only 4 hand massage. 60+ year old mamasan and Porky, the 300 lb Chinese sweat-monster. Junior could not stand at attention, not only because of the horror crew working there, but also because this place was filthy.

LOL. At least I wasn't the only sap that got suckered.

[DMichaels69]

Saddle up and try Dallas too.

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

[SzForLife]

First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info. At any rate, here goes. DO NOT go to Asian Massage House in Addison in Lake St. Parking in the rear, non descript building, all the shades down and had to ring a bell to get in. Figured I was in the chips. Ring the bell, and Mamasan. Moses's older sister, answers the bell and asks if I want massage. Yes, one hour, . 6, while thinking to myself "that's the oldest Mamasan I've ever seen!" Go in the room and strip down and lay on what had to be a Park bench with a sheet on it, and an MT that was OLDER than the MMS comes in! And 100% not attractive. I couldn't even believe it. Zero doubt in my mind she was over 60 years old. So I'm figuring Junior is off the hook, but I'll get a decent massage. Nope. Crap massage, crap shower, crap MT. The trifecta of crap. You've been warned! LOL.

This place is where I had my first and only 4 hand massage. 60+ year old mamasan and Porky, the 300 lb Chinese sweat-monster. Junior could not stand at attention, not only because of the horror crew working there, but also because this place was filthy.

[PeterWanger69]

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

It's definitely a sad state of affairs in this fucking country. I remember hitting up the spas in Macau. At least 50 girls in a lineup to choose from. Massages, naps, great food in between sessions. Best 12 straight hours of mongering in my life and definitely didn't break the bank.

[Cmd04]

Yep always been consistent there for me.

Clean and reasonable all things considered in the chi town AMP market.

Cmd.

In my case I had a great massage with Lisa. She didn't spend any time trying to feel me out, we just a look at each other and done, she knew. I would totally repeat with Lisa.

[ApplePiePussy]

I just read te Dallas thread and omfg. That is certainly the mecca of AMP. I don; t want to go off topic but is the base shifting from philly? I am going on my first business trip whole week next week to Philly but I am not sure if there is anything left there or may be I am wrong.

Unfortunately Chicago is loosing talent on all fronts.

Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

[Head First]

First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info.

You figured right. You'll go far remembering that one fact.

There's a ton of info in here about the jack shacks on Lake St. and area code 630 so keep reading and clicking around.

We like you already.

[Head First]

I hit Chinatown the other day. Took another chance on Jin Ding "You Don't Have to Ask". https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/t...545849787.html.

They need a new slogan. Maybe "You won't want to ask". Did a 60 minute $55 massage. Much older MT, which isn't automatically bad, but also very unattractive. I figured then that it would probably be a very good legit massage, no extras. It was actually a so-so massage, not that great. And no extras. It was kind of disappointing. I would have been fine with an excellent quality legit massage, or a happy massage, but it wasn't either of those.

This is a perfect example of how valuable and important this site is. I must've read / seen this ad a hundred x and been intrigued by it but never pulled the trigger. Now I won't and don't have to and can spend my hobby dollar$ somewhere else.

Stick around and become a Senior.

[Walker333]

You really cracked me up with your post! I've been to that place as well, but not recently, it was at least a year ago, which probably means two. At the time I drew an older lady, but her massage was actually really good, and I got an unexpected GE (Granny Ending).

I had a similar experience approximately 6 month ago, but the GE was actually kinda good, unexpected for sure, and she tried hard to offset for her look and age.

[Walker333]

I just read te Dallas thread and omfg. That is certainly the mecca of AMP. I don; t want to go off topic but is the base shifting from philly? I am going on my first business trip whole week next week to Philly but I am not sure if there is anything left there or may be I am wrong.

Unfortunately Chicago is loosing talent on all fronts.

Summertime is coming along will arrive some new fresh girls. It's always been like this.

[ArielDude28]

That is way too much. I was on a business trip in Dallas, 100 to 120 gets you L3+++ and they were Korean places. The +++ is BLS, 69, DFK, BBBJ with DT, varying light to deep rimming, CFS.

I just read te Dallas thread and omfg. That is certainly the mecca of AMP. I don; t want to go off topic but is the base shifting from philly? I am going on my first business trip whole week next week to Philly but I am not sure if there is anything left there or may be I am wrong.

Unfortunately Chicago is loosing talent on all fronts.

[DMichaels69]

That is way too much. I was on a business trip in Dallas, 100 to 120 gets you L3+++ and they were Korean places. The +++ is BLS, 69, DFK, BBBJ with DT, varying light to deep rimming, CFS.

Been out the game for a while had an itch. Went to oki doki and sandy left so I drew Anna decent massage on flip she knew what I was therefrore told me the menu it's too pricey for me. Let me explain, I'm not cheap I do understand there is a price for everything but sometimes the price does not match the goods. Anna was pretty I'll rate her 6. 5-7 but the menu wasn't Appealing. L1 . 6 / L1 upgrade $ / L2 $. 5 / L3 $$. With those prices is best to go to apartment girls. Maybe it's just me because the girls at the AMP I frequent know me and it's always a good time my standard tip to them is $. And I'm used to paying Altogether $. 65. Now I know I could visit a apartment girl with that and get an hour. But to me it's worth it. And I guess I just have a cap on AMP's at $$. I may go back to test the waters. Sidenote Anna was really nice really good conversation seems to be a really nice girl which is why I will be returning. L1 service was pretty good too.

[Wenger]

Forgive me but I'm not familiar with the L1,2,3 rating system. Will you break it down? It's not used on the GA board. Thanks.

L1=HJ.

L2=BJ.

L3=FS.

-w.

[DarkWing10]

Lisa is probably my favorite. I'm sure the 2nd time will be better. Green is a L2 place if done right, always come prepared.

Forgive me but I'm not familiar with the L1,2,3 rating system. Will you break it down? It's not used on the GA board. Thanks.