The Massholes

[M Scores Easy]

You got me! I'm hitting all the Thai places in the metro Boston area, with my giant bag of cash, driving inflation all over the Thai massage market with my "handy work " . LOL.

What an asinine comment. I go for a Thai massage 4 or 5 times a year. Same 2 places. Look at me review history.

I would love to hear feedback from others about their Thai experiences. Also, why are you hung up on what others tip? If I'm happy with a service, I can tip what I want.

Well you certainly don't disappoint Mr Easy. How ironic that its your handy work that Ninja caught a wind of at the Thai place. You're probably flourishing all the thai places lavishly with the. 60 making it 'easy' for the rest of us to follow through.

Since I was already avoiding thai places because of the chances of running into those lady boys, now I have another reason to avoid completely if I'm going to be dropping. 60 and contribute to inflation. Only a matter of time before regular AMPs get word of this will they start demanding that jacked up price and make it standard.

[Grogrin]

Ninja, we feel your pain comrade. This is where we all need to unite and stop this bullshit bait and switch they've been running with a long overdue expiration date.

We've seen these ads for years where they show you a nice, young, fresh looking Asian girl and when you go in, you get a rather unattractive, Tails from the Crip, Granny Corps looking Mammasan with dry hands like she's been rubbing it in sand. They know once you're on the table naked with your johnson out and house fee paid, its an irreversible transaction and you might as well finish it. Well, no more, let's take action, you come across a place like this, wait till you get home, try another time and make a random call. Act like you're going for a session. 10-10 times they don't even care what you have to say, cut you off and tell you, "what time you come, you come now."Straight up ask them, "do you have any young girls because last time you didn't like provider, you like, fresh nice looking girls'. If she continues to act like she doesn't speak English to understand your request, then politely end convo and hang up. Its obvious there's no need to repeat business. And when you make the review on here, give us the place in full details so we too can make a random call and request for young, sexy looking girls. If they can't then let's just boycott that place. I don't just talk it, I'll walk it, hit me up, give me the info and I'll place the call. If your experience was with a Mammasan and she spoke English then that request will surely be taken into consideration when you're telling her that you weren't pleased with the service and you do not wish to see her. I have done exactly all that I mentioned and if some of you have been paying your hard earned money all these years and you are not being assertive to your needs, then you are either wasting money or have no one to blame when you're getting shitted on with piss poor services.

We can make changes, we are paying customers, we have a voice and we should have a voice. Too many mongers are allowing so much nonsense to go on and repeating, allowing the sub par service to continue. Can't see why we post on here to share intel and experiences but not able to ask fellow mongers for assistance. It'll only make the experience better for all to take advantage of, it can't be worse.

I paid a visit to a Spa in Cambridge that I came across on CL. It is on Main St near Mass Ave. First impressions? They have definitely got the 'we are a legitimate massage spot' going for them. CL as a filter for IRS evading revenue is actually quite clever, but I'm sure this is tried and tested. I will say though that the location isn't just in the open, it can get pretty busy and it's highly likely you will be seen entering the spot. There is (was) a busy ice cream shop a stones throw away, and the you-haul and Church always seem to have peering eyes, nevertheless, I scoped, then made my way into the place. (Given that it looks legit, I'm probably over hyping, but 9:30 am visits to a foot spa by male clientele after all the WGBH nonsense would probably get the vicar suspicious).

I spoke to a lady on the phone who spoke decent English. My hopes were high. I step in and the place looks really professional. My hopes are raised even more. It is nice and clean and cover is. 5, but was starting to get some doubts, thinking maybe they just do legit massages..

[TheBoobHound]

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We know some Gullibles out there are tipping that much, we see them post and brag about the stupidity on their reviews, causing the inflation damage but it will take a strong unity from many of us to not allow it to get out of hands.

Some of these HE Hand jobs are worthless, worthless I tell you. Its the same old boring, redundant, run on the mill sit on your back lay there like a corpse and get greased up to be pumped like a farm animal.
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Oh look, Negsiro / Toujula is back.

[Grogrin]

Well you certainly don't disappoint Mr Easy. How ironic that its your handy work that Ninja caught a wind of at the Thai place. You're probably flourishing all the thai places lavishly with the. 60 making it 'easy' for the rest of us to follow through.

Since I was already avoiding thai places because of the chances of running into those lady boys, now I have another reason to avoid completely if I'm going to be dropping. 60 and contribute to inflation. Only a matter of time before regular AMPs get word of this will they start demanding that jacked up price and make it standard.

60 is pretty much standard at the Thai places that I have been to. I don't mind paying if the massage is solid. Thai girls are better looking and the facilities are cleaner.

[Grogrin]

Love to hear stories like this when a monger resists or stands down when they're faced with an up sell, shakedown or over pricing by sub par service from providers trying to change market standard price.

Stand your ground man because the minute you start giving in to that .60 for HJ, its soon going to be the norm and there will go the neighborhood. We know some Gullibles out there are tipping that much, we see them post and brag about the stupidity on their reviews, causing the inflation damage but it will take a strong unity from many of us to not allow it to get out of hands.

Some of these HE Hand jobs are worthless, worthless I tell you. Its the same old boring, redundant, run on the mill sit on your back lay there like a corpse and get greased up to be pumped like a farm animal. They stay a few feet away not allowing you comfortable access for a grab to enjoy the experience. Wonder how did HE came to be. 40 anyways, that shit should be less. Wish I'd gotten in the AMP game earlier and been on these sites to have tried to convince the masses otherwise, wishful thinking I know.

But yeah man, big Kudos to this monger for this wonderful review of Standing down to price inflation and helping keep prices at standard price for the rest of us to follow suit. I love to hear stories like that and mongers should show solidarity and thank you alike.

Paid a visit last week and could technically file this under half-a-dream, but more because of some last minute communication breakdown.

Place tends to advertise a lot of lady-boys, but was clear to Mama-San I wanted a natural born woman, and that is what I got. Arrived at the locale and spent some time surveying the area as it is out in the open somewhat. Good thing I did, because the towel delivery van arrives when I was about to make my first approach. When I felt it was all clear, stepped inside and was greeted by mamasan. Place was clean enough with multiple rooms that I could see from the makeshift reception. Unlike another MP I tested week before, this place would be hard to pass off as truly legit massage operation. Seems like a converted office, with not much effort gone into the conversion. Mattresses are on the floor, but at least they are dressed up enough to make it seem like massage is the purpose of the rooms.

Made my initial. 6 contribution and proceeded to get myself ready to lie face down. Waited a minute though for my masseuse to arrive so that I could verify it was indeed a woman, which it was. Kim arrived and looked decent enough. I love Thai girls and she was mid aged with a decent enough body, but somewhat under wraps in professional attire.

[Admin2]

Admin 2,

Sorry if my post came off as being snarky that was not my intent. What I meant by intel was just general stuff posted in reviews. I don't think that LEO has a guy sitting in a war room monitoring these sites but I do think the their guys check occasionally to see what is going on. I know for the most part they are driven by community complaints but some departments are more aggressive than others with their enforcement. You do a great job with this site and some of us do appreciate it me being one.

I didn't think you were snarky, when I said something about an asshole I was talking about other guys not you.

To the guys who say that maybe LEO check out the site from time to time, yeah I guess, if they like hookers maybe. I'd be willing to be that both the FBI and most local LE know we don't allow anybody to post anything about people under 18. Not even "oh don't fuck this chick she's whatever age less than that" because pedos use info like that to find targets.

I'm always really proud of guys that report posts and PM's on that subject.

A2.

[Jon Gris]

Admin 2,

Sorry if my post came off as being snarky that was not my intent. What I meant by intel was just general stuff posted in reviews. I don't think that LEO has a guy sitting in a war room monitoring these sites but I do think the their guys check occasionally to see what is going on. I know for the most part they are driven by community complaints but some departments are more aggressive than others with their enforcement. You do a great job with this site and some of us do appreciate it me being one.

[OlGary]

What intel? I don't think you guys ever post a word on here that the cops don't already know about.

No, no, I always hide some important info in my brain under tinfoil hat!

[Mark IV]

Every time I read Massholes section and always find either you guys had too much time on your hand or some stupid ass troll made up a story or a fight.

But I do add something this time. Are LEs monitoring this site? I do not believe they will assign someone to frequently read the posts here. But if they have a stink project, where is the place to get first-hand info? They might read things here just to get a head start. But in general, I won't worry about LE here too much.

Providers / streetwalkers are humans too. If someone died, have some decency, don't talk like she's a POS and you are better.

[Nrlmus]

I know three retired cops who are mongers, they all retired as lieutenants from different police forces in major cities and they all say the same thing.

If I ever assigned guys to read an online forum I would have gotten fired. What I read when they make busts is "complaints from residents in the neighborhood."

Not being a dick because neither were you. Unlike the other d-bag this is two smart guys having a difference of opinion.

What intel? I don't think you guys ever post a word on here that the cops don't already know about.

Anyone who thinks that Uncle LEO isn't reading all these sites is the proverbial ostrich with its head buried in the sand. Of course they get intel from these sites. All you have to do is read the reports when they make a bust. You can post in code and try to deter but in all honesty our Uncle knows what he / she is doing.

The odds that someone will knock on my door and say Hi I'm officer blah blah. We know your handle on USA and we are taking you jail I doubt it will ever happen.

I concur with Admin2 but Jon is right: Big Uncle is watching LOL I think they would assign someone to read our posts only if they suspect that there is some sort of child related activity going on, and not one incident but something more organized or they think there is a felon among us on something totally unrelated to prostitution. I would expect Feds reading these pages before locals would too.

[Admin2]

Anyone who thinks that Uncle LEO isn't reading all these sites is the proverbial ostrich with its head buried in the sand. Of course they get intel from these sites. All you have to do is read the reports when they make a bust. You can post in code and try to deter but in all honesty our Uncle knows what he / she is doing.

The odds that someone will knock on my door and say Hi I'm officer blah blah. We know your handle on USA and we are taking you jail I doubt it will ever happen.

I know three retired cops who are mongers, they all retired as lieutenants from different police forces in major cities and they all say the same thing.

If I ever assigned guys to read an online forum I would have gotten fired. What I read when they make busts is "complaints from residents in the neighborhood."

Not being a dick because neither were you. Unlike the other d-bag this is two smart guys having a difference of opinion.

What intel? I don't think you guys ever post a word on here that the cops don't already know about.

[Jon Gris]

Anyone who thinks that Uncle LEO isn't reading all these sites is the proverbial ostrich with its head buried in the sand. Of course they get intel from these sites. All you have to do is read the reports when they make a bust. You can post in code and try to deter but in all honesty our Uncle knows what he / she is doing.

The odds that someone will knock on my door and say Hi I'm officer blah blah. We know your handle on USA and we are taking you jail I doubt it will ever happen.

[YoloGent]

I think he was referring to parking spots he takes a SW. As for other sites, there are rubmaps, spahunters, theeroticview, all inferior but with their own merits as well.

[Grogrin]

Exactly my point.

Even on the section where one can state their opinion without breaking the so called, "rules", you edit the shit. . what's the point. The truth can never be told then.

You're a coward pussy chicken shit. Probably of Asian decent, you run this stupid site like we're some fucking peasant dog in some village in north korea or China and have no rights to speak. That's how they do Asians over there in these communist run countries so one can see why you run this site with an iron fist to block out anyone that dares challenge you.

You can have your site then. I hope other mongers see you for what you are. Let us all hope that there is an alternative to go to so we can all jump ship. I'm done here.

So this is you saying that you can't explain how LE goes from reading your post to knocking on your door? Maybe you're thinking some racist rant will cover up that you can't provide that bread trail? I already knew you couldn't but is this you admitting it in your own drunken rage-full manner?

I am not a coward pussy chickenshit, I am however an egotistical asshole, you're more than welcomed to insult me all you want, that's exactly what this thread is for. What you may not do is smear the site with falsehoods.

And please, please, fucking please don't let the "I'm done here" part be a lie. Fucking pretty fucking please follow up on that.

A2

[Grogrin]

[Deleted by Admin]Say something incriminating like you've met a 17 year old runaway on Dot ave and got a great session and see if Detectives, State Police, K-9, FBI, SWAT and Homeland wouldn't show up to your front door. This is how law enforcement works, you know that.

Everything else you wrote was beyond ridiculous so I deleted it but this part right here is the crux of the issue. You post that you bought a blowjob and the cops show up on your door.

So explain EXACTLY how that happens. Explain EXACTLY how you post something with or without the use of a VPN and then some law enforcement agency magically traces that to your front door.

Do not bring in the NSA, those guys know what the shit you took this morning weighs, but there is no way in fucking hell a member of this forum get the lens of the NSA focused on him for posting about getting a blowjob.

I have a degree in computer science so none of this magical "they know where you are" horseshit. You need to post EXACTLY how they find you through our servers in another country that do not harvest IP addresses. You need to explain away how your first amendment right to write about pussy doesn't make this a none starter as well.

Since 65% of our traffic is mobile I also need you to explain how they backtrack you through your service providers NAT to get to your particular device.

Sine about 22% of our traffic comes from behind VPN's you need to explain that as well.

If you do, if you give a plausible explanation (and no, "because they are NATO countries so the law doesn't apply and they just hand the US whatever they want" is not a plausible explanation) then I'll let you post these rants. But as long as you're just making shit up then I'm going to keep deleting it because you are attacking the security of this forum with innuendo not fact.

A2

Remember, an exact technical explanation of how your LOCAL law enforcement (because the FBI isn't getting involved in you writing about a blowjob) gets to your front door to write you a ticket for solicitation without spending millions of dollars doing it. Otherwise the muzzle stays on.