Massage Parlor Reports

[SuckItTrebek]

I went to lane spa in Lombard last week since I was in the area, I got a older short Asian lady. I paid for a full hour. The table shower was average, and then dried off in the sauna for a few minutes. Returned to the room and started the massage, after about 15 minutes told me to flip over started of the front. She started teasing junior and got him all excited, than asked me if I was going to take care of her. I told her. 40 that what I paid last time I was there she said no. 80 I just laughed at her. But she started at then got shity cause I was a two pump chump guy, it wasn't like she was anything good to look at LOL. Finally finished got cleaned up and dressed and looked at the clock it had been 35 minutes that I had walked in the door. She had way shorted me on time, and I went in during the middle of the day during the week it wasn't like they were busy. Came time to leave I gave her the. 40 and she got shitty with me, so I reminded her I told her I was only giving her. 40 that's what I paid last time and you shorted me on time. Probably will never go back it was a mediocre experience the first time and this time was just terrible.

[Buckeyebrent]

Has anyone tried this place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...eling/92036262

[Pengansai]

ChineseDragon won't even tell me. I've been posting on here for years and have more posts then most LOL. I have shared unicorns here. Kind of aggravating! He replied he don't want girls in trouble, to me. Sigh.

MMA has shared multiple true unicorns with me. I think I have shared pretty well too. That is a better purpose for this forum than just telling war stories, IMHO.

[Walker333]

ChineseDragon won't even tell me. I've been posting on here for years and have more posts then most LOL. I have shared unicorns here. Kind of aggravating! He replied he don't want girls in trouble, to me. Sigh.

I've got one suggestion from Dragon (although not on one of those unique experiences), but he refused to provide info on one of his "amazing" stories, pointing that I'm not going to pay the high fee. I'd agree with those who indicated that telling us about the acts, but refusing to share the info about the actual place and provider even through PMs weakens the whole purpose of the forum. I'd add that I've been enjoying this hobby for years (much longer that I've been posting) and over these years I've been visiting a great deal of places and was seeing a countless number of providers. Moreover, on some occasions I personally did pay significantly more that the usual, acceptable fee was. It happened when I liked the providers and / or hoped to get more service from the provider during some future visits. I was and is very friendly with some providers and made small gifts, brought lunches, candies etc. Etc. Nonetheless, I've never had anything similar to what Dragon brags regularly about (I'm an average man, but providers usually like me!) Yes, I've had some unexpected surprises, as most of us did, who has been around long enough. Once again, I've never had anything close to the type of surprises that Mr. Dragon describes, although it does not prove that he is a liar. Maybe I'm not handsome, charismatic, or lucky like Dragon is. On the other hand, providers usually don't care about the above mentioned qualities in men, instead they just want money, and provide services in exchange, and I paid a lot!

[Member #5933]

For what it's worth, I can vouch that he's not making this stuff up. He's just more low-key with public sharing of details. You may not agree with that approach, sure, I get it, but that's another matter.

My $. 02.

BB, out.

ChineseDragon won't even tell me. I've been posting on here for years and have more posts then most LOL. I have shared unicorns here. Kind of aggravating! He replied he don't want girls in trouble, to me. Sigh.

[Cmd04]

I didn't hear about this in the news. I wonder if this is what shut down Angel Spa on Ashland and Addison which isn't far from Lily Spa. This will probably put the massage spas in the area on notice. Especially the beloved Belmont Spa everyone raves about.

It make sense, demographically speaking MP's cannot as effectively operate UTR in Roscoe. Neighbors were complaining. If you're familiar with the city at all this would not be suprising. Down on Cermak or western and the eisenhower CPD has other fish to fry and I hardley see "neighbors" complianing down there. None of this is to say monger on w / recklessness but it certainly makes sense.

Cmd.

[Meijerslp]

I think I am fairly certain which SPA he is talking about, given his clues. It puts us south of 290 on Western, on east side of the street. If I go that way, I will give it a try.

You and about 200 other people probably already have tried.

[Avg Joe]

+1.

Totally agree with both posts.

I get what ChineseDragon is saying. I've heard the same stories. Guys want everything including extras and want to pay next to nothing.

I share with certain members on this board. They have tried my reviews and have verified my reviews. I don't want the therapist or spa to get in trouble. Plus keep the cheap mongers away. Also the ones who complain we tip too much. You wonder why you mongers don't get any extras. I hear all the time from the girls how you want everything and pay nothing. They have bills to pay.

[Ron M]

http://www.cwbchicago.com/2018/03/ro...rged-with.html

Looks like Sophia.

BB, out.

I didn't hear about this in the news. I wonder if this is what shut down Angel Spa on Ashland and Addison which isn't far from Lily Spa. This will probably put the massage spas in the area on notice. Especially the beloved Belmont Spa everyone raves about.

[ArielDude28]

For what it's worth, I can vouch that he's not making this stuff up. He's just more low-key with public sharing of details. You may not agree with that approach, sure, I get it, but that's another matter.

My $. 02.

BB, out.

I agree that sharing information in public would cause more damage in cases the providers don; t want that information to be public and its a mistress kind of situation. If that's the case, well, I would said cd is one lucky one and hope he continues to have a good time.

[Ron M]

I share with certain members on this board. They have tried my reviews and have verified my reviews. I don't want the therapist or spa to get in trouble. Plus keep the cheap mongers away. Also the ones who complain we tip too much. You wonder why you mongers don't get any extras. I hear all the time from the girls how you want everything and pay nothing. They have bills to pay.

I get what ChineseDragon is saying. I've heard the same stories. Guys want everything including extras and want to pay next to nothing.

[BenBeck]

http://www.cwbchicago.com/2018/03/ro...rged-with.html

Looks like Sophia.

BB, out.

[Avg Joe]

I've got a question that might be a little bit beside the point: how's the actual massage at Relax on Cermak? From the sound of it everything else is good, but seeing as my back is a bit achy I'd like to find a place that does a good massage in addition to everything else.

Have been there numerous times and it's not the place to go for a good massage unless you are very specific that a good hard massage is what you are looking for. One time I saw Mimi who gave me a great massage and not much else but now I just see Mia and forget the massage quality. Although if you tell Mia that you want a good hard massage she will give you one but you need to be very specific. Seems like you can either but not both in the same session.

Not the safest area at night, so park right in front by the meters if you can.

AJ.

[BenBeck]

I share with certain members on this board. They have tried my reviews and have verified my reviews. I don't want the therapist or spa to get in trouble. Plus keep the cheap mongers away. Also the ones who complain we tip too much. You wonder why you mongers don't get any extras. I hear all the time from the girls how you want everything and pay nothing. They have bills to pay.

For what it's worth, I can vouch that he's not making this stuff up. He's just more low-key with public sharing of details. You may not agree with that approach, sure, I get it, but that's another matter.

My $. 02.

BB, out.

[Wood Street]

I've got a question that might be a little bit beside the point: how's the actual massage at Relax on Cermak? From the sound of it everything else is good, but seeing as my back is a bit achy I'd like to find a place that does a good massage in addition to everything else.

I stopped in a few weeks back and had Jenny? Paid for 30 min and the massage was basically non existent. Once she knew what I was there for there was zero effort. I didn't care much as I was in a rush and expected a half ass attempt. Was offered the menu and decided to go with a full plate at a discount $1. The face is weathered but she had a surprisingly nice / firm ass. It was a bit rushed but I figured it would be with the discount over what most visitors pay.