Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

Kinda diminishes the purpose of the board.

Ahhh yes the bragger type, not the sharing type.

[Mannheim]

So, after reading reports here on the forum I decided to visit a spot on Western, just off 290. After parking, I walk right up, ring the door bell and am greeted b by an early 30's-ish Chinese woman named J* . She's wearing a short white dress, long black hair done up in braids. It's early, I'm her first customer. "You want 30 minutes or full hour?" she asks, which I translate as "you want me to make you cum right away so you can get back to work?" I tell her I only need 30 minutes. As we're walking back, I ask to use the bathroom. She laughs, "of course you can use bathroom," and shows me where to go. On my way back, I check the place out, look for a table shower. I don't see one.

Not wanting to give myself away as a first-time to her parlor, I say, "I thought the table shower would be ready by now. " It's a vague statement.

"Oh, no no, not ready yet," she says. "We only have stand-up shower, you do yourself. ".

I make a face. "Do myself?

"Yes, you want to do yourself?" she asks.

"I'd much rather you help me," I say. She laughs, says that would be an extra $10. "Take whatever you need, baby," I say. She laughs.

"Okay, baby," she says.

After I piss, she leads me to my room. It's huge, has a rocking chair, a door with a lock. She points to a robe, tells me to put it on. She points to a towel, tells me to wrap it around my waist. I strip. I put only put on the robe. She returns. "You don't want the towel?" she asks.

"No, I don't need it," I say. She leads me through the back, to a little shower room reminiscent of the kinds of shower / bathrooms you find in Thailand. It's a little dirty. She guides me in, takes off my robe. Then she starts taking off her tights.

"You don't mind /" she asks. I told her no. "You probably want me to take it all off?" she asks. Having been totally cool up until that point, and having maintained a respectable frame, I freeze and totally blow my shot at getting her completely naked.

"Maybe next time," I say.

She then proceeds to give me a standing shower, soapy bubbles and all. She waists no time grabbing at, pulling on my d* She calls me Superman and rubs my arms. "I like that," I say. "How about we do this two times? Once now, and once after my massage?" I ask. She agrees and starts puling on my dick. She get behind me. Her fingers flirt with my ass, she reaches around and starts to pull on my dick. The words 'rust trombone' came to mind, though she never used her tongue. As I came, she continued to moan and pull away from me so as to avoid becoming a target. It was magical.

After the shower we returned to my little room where she gave me a great massage, climbed up on top of me, tried to mile me / play with my ass from behind so as to get me hard again (I was spent). She then informed me that the place was under new management, three new girls. After she and I realized I would not be getting hard again, my time was up. I tipped her. Was a great experience all around.

I'm not saying more about the location, as the last place I reported on got the proverbial hug of death.

Stay safe out there boys.

Ahhh yes the bragger type, not the sharing type.

[VRooomBada]

You are a one lucky MoFo. I love that, can only dream.

Don't be jealous. Check his post history. All posts describing young mts and extraordinary extras without details. If anyone ever asks any questions, zero follow up. Repeat every few weeks.

[Ron M]

I would rather know before I get there if extra play is available. Giving hints about wanting extra play usually doesn't result in extra play.

[Starks]

I assume everyone goes face down with their Johnson between their legs (tip pointed towards your feet). Allows them to tease before the flip and to show your excitement.

When they walk into the room I'm sitting on the table naked legs open nuts hanging. Then I lay face down.

[Walker333]

I assume everyone goes face down with their Johnson between their legs (tip pointed towards your feet). Allows them to tease before the flip and to show your excitement.

Face dow, naked -yes, unless you want HB, but no matter how the guy is positioned, she will reach it, if she is intended to do so.

[BigDude8239]

Lay naked, no towel, on the flip it should show you are ready.

So that's why I got asked if I was an agent LOL.

I laid down on my stomach with a towel covering my ass like a regular massage parlor.

[Jayp80]

Lay naked, no towel, on the flip it should show you are ready.

I assume everyone goes face down with their Johnson between their legs (tip pointed towards your feet). Allows them to tease before the flip and to show your excitement.

[Walker333]

I think I read somewhere she's already booked, which is surprising considering her higher price point.

Yes, she is. Actually it is not very surprising because there is only one hole in a table and so many dicks. Well, technically, there are two holes, but only one counts.

[Kellster]

Check out MilkingTableMassage.com. Looks like she is in Chicago April 6-10.

I think I read somewhere she's already booked, which is surprising considering her higher price point.

[Walker333]

Went to a well reviewed spa. Got new therapist about 24 yrs old. She gave great hard massage. On the flip she started tugging didn't ask what I wanted. She was trying to put her finger up my butt. I didn't like that. She proceeded BBBJ and cim. I was not expecting that. I gave her 100.

You are a one lucky MoFo. I love that, can only dream.

[ChineseDragon]

Went to a well reviewed spa. Got new therapist about 24 yrs old. She gave great hard massage. On the flip she started tugging didn't ask what I wanted. She was trying to put her finger up my butt. I didn't like that. She proceeded BBBJ and cim. I was not expecting that. I gave her 100.

[Ron M]

It was BBFS and I've know her and the other therapists for almost 10 years. None of them offer this to clients.

Most guys will be requesting BBFS at this place.

[PeterWanger69]

It was BBFS and I've know her and the other therapists for almost 10 years. None of them offer this to clients.

I see. Heat of the moment huh? Now the million dollar question is will you see her again and what's your expectations?

[Avg Joe]

Better to be lucky than good.

Decision time: do you buy some lottery tickets, since you're on a roll?

Or, save your money since you've used it all up?

Yes I was lucky despite my own stupidity and I admit that. However, the reality of the situation was that there was nothing the cops could do anyway. She was an employee, we were not having sex and we were packing up to leave. But it was still a scary situation for a few minutes. Now, I no longer go to spa's after closing and just take them out somewhere. Better to be safe than sorry.

AJ.