Massage Parlor Reports

**EricTheReddit** · 03-17-18 12:30

Originally Posted by MikeLowrey74 [View Original Post]

I feel bad when that happens.

Yep, I just checked yesterday. Booked about a month ago on prostitution and drug charges.

**Killer909** · 03-17-18 12:02

Originally Posted by Bzerkley [View Original Post]

Any AMPs have a great back walker? Looking for good strong massage as well as one that will walk the back and crack it. HE is a plus.

Bella Touch, on NW corner of Gratiot & 10 Mile, really good massage w back walking, and HE but no UTC.

Judy is my fav, second is Linda. Joy was there and very good but think she's gone.

**JAsian** · 03-17-18 09:19

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...asian/46766292

Back to my favorite stop again to report on the new chick. I've been waiting for the return of Monica for about a year now. I'm hot for this little thing, tiny little Asian with firm little ones, tight little body, I love her face. (Her face drives me nuts, something about it gets me going) in my dream, I tell her I miss her and just looking at her drives me crazy, so it's full GFE right off the bat for me. It starts going really well and my dumb ass starts making small talk, so out comes the phone for translate conversation. She's still stroking me the entire time we are conversing, so I'm good with it. Next thing you know, I check the clock and realize I've got to be somewhere very soon. I hurry up and titty fuck those little ones so I can look at her face and then switch to HJ so I can get to where I'm supposed to be. I'm definitely going to repeat. YMMV & YOMV, but it's what I love that keeps me going back. Some mongers have claimed GPS, but I like it that way. $. 5 as my usual, menu seems open but I'm only HJ & CBJ so I can't report on anything beyond.

**Acoustic53** · 03-17-18 00:34

Originally Posted by Rogmaes [View Original Post]

The guy in the pink sport coat. Wasn't he a matre d at a Chinese restaurant in a seinfeld episode?

James Hong is the actor playing the maitre'd in the episode "The Chinese Restaurant".

**Twister11** · 03-16-18 20:29

I've seen this provider post for a while and was wondering if anyone has any info. http://detroit.postfastr.com/Therape...woman/44639597.

**Twister11** · 03-16-18 20:16

Originally Posted by Rogmaes [View Original Post]

The guy in the pink sport coat. Wasn't he a matre d at a Chinese restaurant in a seinfeld episode?

Cartwright Cartwright!

**Rogmaes** · 03-16-18 19:38

Originally Posted by Acoustic53 [View Original Post]

Well, I recognize Bruce Lee. The other two are Ping Ou Wei and Jon T. Benn. IMDB doesn't show any of them in a sitcom.

The guy in the pink sport coat. Wasn't he a matre d at a Chinese restaurant in a seinfeld episode?

**Acoustic53** · 03-16-18 16:54

Originally Posted by Rogmaes [View Original Post]

One of my favourite phrases. Didn't think anyone would notice. Recognise that guy from a very popular sitcom?

Well, I recognize Bruce Lee. The other two are Ping Ou Wei and Jon T. Benn. IMDB doesn't show any of them in a sitcom.

**MikeLowrey74** · 03-16-18 15:42

Originally Posted by VanLopez [View Original Post]

Yes, I see where she is currently a guest of the Extended Stay Oakland County.

I feel bad when that happens.

**Rogmaes** · 03-16-18 15:28

Originally Posted by JietMan [View Original Post]

I got hugs and kisses and she complemented me on my firm physique.

https://youtu.be/9EXLXM0Mg5Y

Hey bro, no negativity intended, I just couldn't resist, LOL.

One of my favourite phrases. Didn't think anyone would notice. Recognise that guy from a very popular sitcom?

**MusicBoss10** · 03-16-18 07:15

Originally Posted by AllSevenDays [View Original Post]

http://archive.is/oM1zB

Sterling Heights Van Dyke, LaToca Spa, north of 17 mile road. Stay away, nothing is worth a half expensive rub. Nothing else on the menu and I tried believe me. She came back at me with, "I'm not a stripper", when I asked a second time for her to just jack me off. I learned but not from reading her text messages right away that it was a spa until I arrived. It is the girl in the picture and there is another woman running the place. Both Americans.

Well I did the half hour Brazilian, mutual touch. Can't touch here, can't touch there. Holy mackerel. Well guys and Sally's, lesson learned, stay with what you know.

I hadn't been to a parlor since Oasis was in Centerline on VanDyke in the 1990's. No hard feelings. Just going to stick with my regulars I see at my outcall. Good luck and be safe. A 7 D.

Agree, stay away! Saw Lacie and Ally. Both cute blondes but what an attitude! Nothing to be had except a really bad massage. Same as the place in Garden City and Waterford. Avoid them all!

**Van Lopez** · 03-16-18 04:33

Yes, I see where she is currently a guest of the Extended Stay Oakland County.

Originally Posted by BattMann [View Original Post]

Pretty sure she went on vacation to see her uncle.

**All Seven Days** · 03-16-18 00:58

http://archive.is/oM1zB

Sterling Heights Van Dyke, LaToca Spa, north of 17 mile road. Stay away, nothing is worth a half expensive rub. Nothing else on the menu and I tried believe me. She came back at me with, "I'm not a stripper", when I asked a second time for her to just jack me off. I learned but not from reading her text messages right away that it was a spa until I arrived. It is the girl in the picture and there is another woman running the place. Both Americans.

Well I did the half hour Brazilian, mutual touch. Can't touch here, can't touch there. Holy mackerel. Well guys and Sally's, lesson learned, stay with what you know.

I hadn't been to a parlor since Oasis was in Centerline on VanDyke in the 1990's. No hard feelings. Just going to stick with my regulars I see at my outcall. Good luck and be safe. A 7 D.

**Mr Salinger** · 03-16-18 00:54

Originally Posted by DoubleK [View Original Post]

I've been going back to the Sterling Hts locals again. Mound and Dequinder ones. Always get what is expected which is a decent massage and leaving happy. The place on Dequinder has been getting a lot of neighboring store traffic. Those restaurants are booming with customers even making parking difficult. Hopefully that doesn't draw too much attention to the place.

Curious of anyone has tried Day Spa on Van Dyke near 22 mile? That would be Utica. Might TOFTT over the weekend.

My buddy and I have hit the Day Spa and it's okay and pretty consistent stories. Decent massage almost every time. Typical light hands touch in the right area to suggest some fun on the flip. The ladies are nice 6 and 7's, decent personalities, but they sometimes think they're all that, so expect some negotiations. The menu is decent but hold your ground gents. Hey, Double K pm me if you want more details. Can you give me some more info on the mound and dequinder spots. What can be expected on the menu? Thanks for the post.

**BattMann** · 03-15-18 21:41

Pretty sure she went on vacation to see her uncle.

Originally Posted by VanLopez [View Original Post]

I tried to get in contact with Heather in February to no avail. Last time we texted was in January. I haven't seen her since last year sometime. She told me one time not to worry about the neighbors because she told them I was her cousin. She must have a lot of cousins. LOL.