Massage Parlor Reports

[PussyPoker]

Never had one, polling the audience here. Is it worth even persuing? Certainly YMMV as I have found out with several locations here in the west town / eukrainian village area. There certainly is no shortage of AMP's here, I have at least 10-15 within a 5 minute drive. Feedback is appreciated, PM's are fine too.

Thanks.

Cmd04.

It all depends on what you are looking to get out of it. Are you looking for a good massage and nothing else? Are you looking for a HE? Just remember that the door fee will be double and what ever your tipping for will also be double. So it could cost you $200. The girls need to want to work with each other or it will be no fun. I my self love a 4 hand massage.

[CafeRaceritali]

So, after reading reports here on the forum I decided to visit a spot on Western, just off 290. After parking, I walk right up, ring the door bell and am greeted b by an early 30's-ish Chinese woman named J* . She's wearing a short white dress, long black hair done up in braids. It's early, I'm her first customer. "You want 30 minutes or full hour?" she asks, which I translate as "you want me to make you cum right away so you can get back to work?" I tell her I only need 30 minutes. As we're walking back, I ask to use the bathroom. She laughs, "of course you can use bathroom," and shows me where to go. On my way back, I check the place out, look for a table shower. I don't see one.

Not wanting to give myself away as a first-time to her parlor, I say, "I thought the table shower would be ready by now. " It's a vague statement.

"Oh, no no, not ready yet," she says. "We only have stand-up shower, you do yourself. ".

I make a face. "Do myself?

"Yes, you want to do yourself?" she asks.

"I'd much rather you help me," I say. She laughs, says that would be an extra $10. "Take whatever you need, baby," I say. She laughs.

"Okay, baby," she says.

After I piss, she leads me to my room. It's huge, has a rocking chair, a door with a lock. She points to a robe, tells me to put it on. She points to a towel, tells me to wrap it around my waist. I strip. I put only put on the robe. She returns. "You don't want the towel?" she asks.

"No, I don't need it," I say. She leads me through the back, to a little shower room reminiscent of the kinds of shower / bathrooms you find in Thailand. It's a little dirty. She guides me in, takes off my robe. Then she starts taking off her tights.

"You don't mind /" she asks. I told her no. "You probably want me to take it all off?" she asks. Having been totally cool up until that point, and having maintained a respectable frame, I freeze and totally blow my shot at getting her completely naked.

"Maybe next time," I say.

She then proceeds to give me a standing shower, soapy bubbles and all. She waists no time grabbing at, pulling on my d* She calls me Superman and rubs my arms. "I like that," I say. "How about we do this two times? Once now, and once after my massage?" I ask. She agrees and starts puling on my dick. She get behind me. Her fingers flirt with my ass, she reaches around and starts to pull on my dick. The words 'rust trombone' came to mind, though she never used her tongue. As I came, she continued to moan and pull away from me so as to avoid becoming a target. It was magical.

After the shower we returned to my little room where she gave me a great massage, climbed up on top of me, tried to mile me / play with my ass from behind so as to get me hard again (I was spent). She then informed me that the place was under new management, three new girls. After she and I realized I would not be getting hard again, my time was up. I tipped her. Was a great experience all around.

I'm not saying more about the location, as the last place I reported on got the proverbial hug of death.

Stay safe out there boys.

[Cmd04]

Never had one, polling the audience here. Is it worth even persuing? Certainly YMMV as I have found out with several locations here in the west town / eukrainian village area. There certainly is no shortage of AMP's here, I have at least 10-15 within a 5 minute drive. Feedback is appreciated, PM's are fine too.

Thanks.

Cmd04.

[GMan25]

So this was a first. I go to a particular spa because they happen to give fantastic massages and a nice finish. I would still go even if the HE wasn't an option because the massage quality is great. No one there offers FS and I know the owner and all the therapists.

I stopped in last week and give all three therapist the usual huge and how are you. My therapist started and then withing 30 seconds she gets called out. She comes back in and says another girl will give me the massage. She does the usual massage and begins rubbing mr wiggly as I lay face down. I turn over and she lets me pull her pants down. I then proceed to DATY while she is standing stroking me. Within a minute I have her laying on her back on the table. She's dripping wet and moaning. (. no artificial lube needed) I then just start fucking the shit out of her. We finish and then she gives me another 30 minute massage. She did not ask for a tip or indicate any interest in one. I did give her double my usual tip.

I wish I could share her name and the spa, but she tells me "only for you" . Did I just get a mistress instead of a massage therapist?

I can answer that question for you definitively. PM me the name of the establishment and the girl you saw, and I will report back to you if it's "only you. ".

LOL.

[StanleyStankas]

Better to be lucky than good.

Decision time: do you buy some lottery tickets, since you're on a roll?

Or, save your money since you've used it all up?

You may have wanted to play the lotto at the nearest 7-11 after that ordeal. She could have been munching on junior instead of Chinese at the time and that would have slightly ruined your night.

[Walker333]

So I visited this spot today. After reading the forum I knew not to expect nothing extra really. I was just going to get a legit massage. The entire Archer strip sucks to be honest. I saw the sign outside say. 5 for 1 hr. Nice right. I go in and she says. 6. I say why does it say. 5 then. Her exact words "Oh don't worry about the sign it's. 6 hehe". I was going to leave right then and there but she said for you I do it for. 5. How about updating the sign jackass. She could be new or something I luv to give people the benefit of the doubt. I asked if there was table shower and she said yes as she led me to a regular shower. There was a clear language barrier I see. No TS in their facility. So I get to the room and like I said I just wanted a nice regular massage. If you're not doing extras it is imperative that you have top notch massage skills. She was average to so-so at best. The thing that really irked me is that on the flip she has my member mostly uncovered the whole time massaging the area around it. You might as well just do the deed because how legit are you if my dick is literally inches away from you just out and swinging. WTF LOL. She was nice but if no HE then your skills should be way better than that. No more asian massages for me at least not in that area. Her name was Halen or something. Doesn't matter I don't recommend.

I had some basic L1 with otc inspection there, but the rest was as described.

[DMichaels69]

One of the ladies at M Spa in Naperville said the police make the rounds to make sure they are not living 24/7 at the spa.

I had called one of my 2 favorites for an appt and she asked me to pick her up after work, then go out to dinner and then back to the spa. So I pick her up at 9 and after a nice dinner she says lets go back to the spa for a few hours. When we get there I asked if we should park in front or around the back and she said she didn't know and I should decide. So we parked around the back.

We get out of the car, she unlocks the door and we go into a room. We had some leftovers from the restaurant and we opened them to have more as time went on. After about 2 hours we were getting dressed and she says " I hear voices I think they are robbers". I softly closed the room door and locked it and hurried to finish getting dressed when all of a sudden there was a hard knock on the door and a male voice yelled "police, open up now". I opened the door and standing there were 3 uniformed officers with one of them asking for I'd and what we were doing there. I said we picked up Chinese take out and were just sitting here talking and eating. He asked why the door was locked and I said we heard voices and got scared so I closed the door. He asked if she lived there and she said no that she lived at the owners house about 2 miles away and we were just leaving to go there, which was true. They called in our I'd's, looked around a bit and then told us to leave now, which we did. I drove her to the owners house, dropped her off and went home.

What happened was that my car was parked in the back and we forgot to lock it and then we both forgot to lock the back door. When they checked my car and found it open they also then checked the back door and found it open so he called for backup and they went in. In that town there is a law against living in a spa and with it being about 1 AM they said they had enough "probable cause" to enter the spa. Lucky for us we had open food containers, were dressed and that the owner lived a short distance away. Later the owner called me and she was very nice and we all laughed about it but it was pretty tense for a few minutes.

If you go to a spa after hours make sure you park your car far away, lock it and make sure the doors of the spa are all locked as well. All 3 were my mistake and the whole situation could have been avoided if I had double checked everything. Now her and I laugh about it.

AJ.

[DarkStallion]

I have serious reasons to believe that she is 100% NOT legit, moreover, probably the menu is wide and large as some sweet parts of her body. But YMMV. GOOD LUCK.

Quick search I found one of her images matching out to 6 different phone numbers from Long Beach.

She may be legit but unless they truly just have 1 local number my spidey senses go into effect.

My. 02.

Stay safe.

Thanks guys, I texted the number, response was quick. Like in the add I asked form more pics. I was under impression I was talking to busty lady but seems like it was a 3rd person. HE / she sent 2 pics of diff gals saying both available. One was the busty from ad and another a small tits one. Busty gal name is Angie. Location they said was an apartment out of Fullerton and Cicero. 140 H + 30 for nuru or b2 b. Not sure if I should go ahead. Mostly won't if my hormones are under the permissible levels!!

[FlyByNature90]

So I visited this spot today. After reading the forum I knew not to expect nothing extra really. I was just going to get a legit massage. The entire Archer strip sucks to be honest. I saw the sign outside say. 5 for 1 hr. Nice right. I go in and she says. 6. I say why does it say. 5 then. Her exact words "Oh don't worry about the sign it's. 6 hehe". I was going to leave right then and there but she said for you I do it for. 5. How about updating the sign jackass. She could be new or something I luv to give people the benefit of the doubt. I asked if there was table shower and she said yes as she led me to a regular shower. There was a clear language barrier I see. No TS in their facility. So I get to the room and like I said I just wanted a nice regular massage. If you're not doing extras it is imperative that you have top notch massage skills. She was average to so-so at best. The thing that really irked me is that on the flip she has my member mostly uncovered the whole time massaging the area around it. You might as well just do the deed because how legit are you if my dick is literally inches away from you just out and swinging. WTF LOL. She was nice but if no HE then your skills should be way better than that. No more asian massages for me at least not in that area. Her name was Halen or something. Doesn't matter I don't recommend.

[Not Dead Yet]

I had called one of my 2 favorites for an appt and she asked me to pick her up after work, then go out to dinner and then back to the spa. So I pick her up at 9 and after a nice dinner she says lets go back to the spa for a few hours. When we get there I asked if we should park in front or around the back and she said she didn't know and I should decide. So we parked around the back.

We get out of the car, she unlocks the door and we go into a room. We had some leftovers from the restaurant and we opened them to have more as time went on. After about 2 hours we were getting dressed and she says " I hear voices I think they are robbers". I softly closed the room door and locked it and hurried to finish getting dressed when all of a sudden there was a hard knock on the door and a male voice yelled "police, open up now". I opened the door and standing there were 3 uniformed officers with one of them asking for I'd and what we were doing there. I said we picked up Chinese take out and were just sitting here talking and eating. He asked why the door was locked and I said we heard voices and got scared so I closed the door. He asked if she lived there and she said no that she lived at the owners house about 2 miles away and we were just leaving to go there, which was true. They called in our I'd's, looked around a bit and then told us to leave now, which we did. I drove her to the owners house, dropped her off and went home.

What happened was that my car was parked in the back and we forgot to lock it and then we both forgot to lock the back door. When they checked my car and found it open they also then checked the back door and found it open so he called for backup and they went in. In that town there is a law against living in a spa and with it being about 1 AM they said they had enough "probable cause" to enter the spa. Lucky for us we had open food containers, were dressed and that the owner lived a short distance away. Later the owner called me and she was very nice and we all laughed about it but it was pretty tense for a few minutes.

If you go to a spa after hours make sure you park your car far away, lock it and make sure the doors of the spa are all locked as well. All 3 were my mistake and the whole situation could have been avoided if I had double checked everything. Now her and I laugh about it.

AJ.

Better to be lucky than good.

Decision time: do you buy some lottery tickets, since you're on a roll?

Or, save your money since you've used it all up?

[Avg Joe]

The second story worth of publishing as a short horror story. Almost as a tale from the crypt. I can't imagine your reaction when LEOs walked in. I view it is more disastrous than to be caught by a husband. Well. Maybe an armed husband is still worth.

I had called one of my 2 favorites for an appt and she asked me to pick her up after work, then go out to dinner and then back to the spa. So I pick her up at 9 and after a nice dinner she says lets go back to the spa for a few hours. When we get there I asked if we should park in front or around the back and she said she didn't know and I should decide. So we parked around the back.

We get out of the car, she unlocks the door and we go into a room. We had some leftovers from the restaurant and we opened them to have more as time went on. After about 2 hours we were getting dressed and she says " I hear voices I think they are robbers". I softly closed the room door and locked it and hurried to finish getting dressed when all of a sudden there was a hard knock on the door and a male voice yelled "police, open up now". I opened the door and standing there were 3 uniformed officers with one of them asking for I'd and what we were doing there. I said we picked up Chinese take out and were just sitting here talking and eating. He asked why the door was locked and I said we heard voices and got scared so I closed the door. He asked if she lived there and she said no that she lived at the owners house about 2 miles away and we were just leaving to go there, which was true. They called in our I'd's, looked around a bit and then told us to leave now, which we did. I drove her to the owners house, dropped her off and went home.

What happened was that my car was parked in the back and we forgot to lock it and then we both forgot to lock the back door. When they checked my car and found it open they also then checked the back door and found it open so he called for backup and they went in. In that town there is a law against living in a spa and with it being about 1 AM they said they had enough "probable cause" to enter the spa. Lucky for us we had open food containers, were dressed and that the owner lived a short distance away. Later the owner called me and she was very nice and we all laughed about it but it was pretty tense for a few minutes.

If you go to a spa after hours make sure you park your car far away, lock it and make sure the doors of the spa are all locked as well. All 3 were my mistake and the whole situation could have been avoided if I had double checked everything. Now her and I laugh about it.

AJ.

[WretchedBliss]

So this was a first. I go to a particular spa because they happen to give fantastic massages and a nice finish. I would still go even if the HE wasn't an option because the massage quality is great. No one there offers FS and I know the owner and all the therapists.

I stopped in last week and give all three therapist the usual huge and how are you. My therapist started and then withing 30 seconds she gets called out. She comes back in and says another girl will give me the massage. She does the usual massage and begins rubbing mr wiggly as I lay face down. I turn over and she lets me pull her pants down. I then proceed to DATY while she is standing stroking me. Within a minute I have her laying on her back on the table. She's dripping wet and moaning. (. no artificial lube needed) I then just start fucking the shit out of her. We finish and then she gives me another 30 minute massage. She did not ask for a tip or indicate any interest in one. I did give her double my usual tip.

I wish I could share her name and the spa, but she tells me "only for you" . Did I just get a mistress instead of a massage therapist?

That is a great thing! Just keep going with it. If both of you want it, then go for it. But be wary, most of these working gals are in it for the money. Cheers and good luck!

[Walker333]

So this was a first. I go to a particular spa because they happen to give fantastic massages and a nice finish. I would still go even if the HE wasn't an option because the massage quality is great. No one there offers FS and I know the owner and all the therapists.

I stopped in last week and give all three therapist the usual huge and how are you. My therapist started and then withing 30 seconds she gets called out. She comes back in and says another girl will give me the massage. She does the usual massage and begins rubbing mr wiggly as I lay face down. I turn over and she lets me pull her pants down. I then proceed to DATY while she is standing stroking me. Within a minute I have her laying on her back on the table. She's dripping wet and moaning. (. no artificial lube needed) I then just start fucking the shit out of her. We finish and then she gives me another 30 minute massage. She did not ask for a tip or indicate any interest in one. I did give her double my usual tip.

I wish I could share her name and the spa, but she tells me "only for you" . Did I just get a mistress instead of a massage therapist?

If it was BB, then maybe, although very unlikely, however, If she used her own cover, then no, not a mistress, just a regular, UTR, working girl.

[Walker333]

Quick search I found one of her images matching out to 6 different phone numbers from Long Beach.

She may be legit but unless they truly just have 1 local number my spidey senses go into effect.

My. 02.

Stay safe.

I have serious reasons to believe that she is 100% NOT legit, moreover, probably the menu is wide and large as some sweet parts of her body. But YMMV. GOOD LUCK.

[PeterWanger69]

So this was a first. I go to a particular spa because they happen to give fantastic massages and a nice finish. I would still go even if the HE wasn't an option because the massage quality is great. No one there offers FS and I know the owner and all the therapists.

I stopped in last week and give all three therapist the usual huge and how are you. My therapist started and then withing 30 seconds she gets called out. She comes back in and says another girl will give me the massage. She does the usual massage and begins rubbing mr wiggly as I lay face down. I turn over and she lets me pull her pants down. I then proceed to DATY while she is standing stroking me. Within a minute I have her laying on her back on the table. She's dripping wet and moaning. (. no artificial lube needed) I then just start fucking the shit out of her. We finish and then she gives me another 30 minute massage. She did not ask for a tip or indicate any interest in one. I did give her double my usual tip.

I wish I could share her name and the spa, but she tells me "only for you" . Did I just get a mistress instead of a massage therapist?

Depends. Have you had massages from her before? Also, did she let you go BBFS on her or were you packing like all smart mongers always do just in case the stars aligned and we get lucky?