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[Ranger51]

I saw one of my regulars this morning. She was looking red hot. Asked me to pick drop off her kids at school so afterwards we went for breakfast and she wanted her favorite pancakes. You know me, baby going to get what baby wants, so there she is eating pancakes, looking hot. Then we went to Target and she was so naughty that she did all her grocery shopping for the week. She looked so good that I put it all on my card. Even bought her a candle, her favorite scent. Afterwards we went to lunch and the movies, she was looking so hot that I just had to pay for her. Finally, we ended up back at her place and that's when all the fun began. I did all her laundry. Her panties were soaking in more ways than one. Finally, it was time for that "spin cycle," if you know what I mean. Spin. Spin. Spin. I was so grateful at the end that I paid her car bill. Got to love them regulars.

Too funny! But you forgot to take her to file her taxes.

[Cruising Y]

I just want to have fun and get them out the door. I want no part of feeding them, playing card games, giving them gifts. I don't want to be friends as most of the time we only have sex in common. I don't mind helping my regulars out but I want something in return. I don't want it to feel like a date leading to sex. I want the sex, the passion, the kink and then they need to leave. As others have said I pay them to leave.

These girls don't give a crap about us. The white knight snowflake thing is a mental illness. Why do all the extras for them. They'll stab you in the back and rob you in heartbeat if they think they could get away with it.

[TS7128]

I saw one of my regulars this morning. She was looking red hot. Asked me to pick drop off her kids at school so afterwards we went for breakfast and she wanted her favorite pancakes. You know me, baby going to get what baby wants, so there she is eating pancakes, looking hot. Then we went to Target and she was so naughty that she did all her grocery shopping for the week. She looked so good that I put it all on my card. Even bought her a candle, her favorite scent. Afterwards we went to lunch and the movies, she was looking so hot that I just had to pay for her. Finally, we ended up back at her place and that's when all the fun began. I did all her laundry. Her panties were soaking in more ways than one. Finally, it was time for that "spin cycle," if you know what I mean. Spin. Spin. Spin. I was so grateful at the end that I paid her car bill. Got to love them regulars.

[KaceyAnders]

Is it possible for someone to pm Jameson's contact info I accidentally deleted her number before I had a chance to save it. One of you senior members sent me her number and decided it would be funny to send me the wrong number oh not the wrong number just the wrong area code he gave me he right area code only to find out that he didn't even send me the right number. If anyone wants to message me I will let you know who it was that sent me the wrong number I won't blast him on here in public. If your not willing to help someone out why waste anyone's time by sending a message with the wrong number. One thing I do know is that I had a few numbers to share with you but you lost out on that chance.

[DaveDream]

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[DaddyForYou]

Picked her up this morning and she had to swing by Cricket to pay her phone bill So we go by Subway and she happens to love their sandwiches. She says she is hankering a foot long Well, there is only going to be one way you are going to get that darling. So, I happen to have some coupons in the car, pick up some grub and onward!

After lunch, she asks if she can use the scale Sure. Well she has put on a couple of pounds, but still has the banging little body. I am not releasing the digits, but I suggest certain guys cut back on the serving size.

Believe it or not, today is National Earmuff Day. So, I am thinking what a perfect day for some muff diving. I couldn't locate my snorkel, but suffice it to say there was a whole lot of diving going on. And all at the deep end of the pool DAMN!

Well, rush hour was in full blast, so the gracious Mr. Uber came to whisk her away. Fun time as always.

[Member #5960]

Hey Guys, I'm visiting from Ohio in about a week and a half. Was just curious if you had any recommendations. I've read about this Kendall person quite a bit when doing research but wondered if there were any other local favorites.

[AveryLaser5166]

Have any of you mongers on here ever double teamed a provider? Have always wanted to do a MMF and this seems like the easiest way to accomplish that. Looking for input and to see if any of you might be down for this type of fun.

[HuntingStreets]

Well, Carmen has been much discussed in the last week or so. If you were considering going to see her, she is at a nice Hotel in a good area tonight.

https://myproviderguide.com/wisconsi...scorts/9194201

[DaddyForYou]

So haven't seen Jen for over a month She has been in Florida with her sick Mom and is coming home Monday. Anyhow, she feels bad that she hasn't seen me for awhile and she is going to send one of her girl friends over Really? Well, this happened on Thursday and around 4 PM this little firecracker rolls in, all the way from Fox Lake, IL 26 I years old, 5 foot 4 and about a buck twenty five hotter than hell!! So, fast forward to the bedroom. She had 8 orgasms from the tongue lashing. But, she being pretty much a lesbian, had no clue on sucking, so just said forget it. She said I should give Jen lessons on eating pussy. LOL So, we discussed the 3 sum for next week, but looks like her and Jen got into some kind of pissing contest on Friday, so that particular 3 sum looks like not going to happen. Oh well.

[Coochie Eater]

Ok, so I saw my little angus heifer again last night and I got some photos I want to share.

AND she loves gobblin the knob!

Coochie (titty milk baby) Eater.

God Bless Us All.

P.S. Digits for seniors, as always.

[Slugo]

Great time great attitude nothing more to add that has not already been said. She told me she is moving to New mexico at the end of the month so you better bang her ass while you can.

[MilwMrHorny]

She texted me around noon on Friday asking if she could come over Friday night. Sure you can. So around 4 PM she texts that she forgot she was babysitting her 4 month old nephew. Can she bring the kid along? No problem, but I am not changing diapers. Anyhow, she rolls in around 6 PM with the kid in one of those little kid carriers. Now, be forewarned. This woman doesn't shut up. We started a cribbage game at 6 30 and it didn't end until 11 30 And sad to say, she beat me. So on to playtime and very very nice munch / suck session as always. Damn she has a banging body. Well then we play "go fish" until 1 30. I am exhausted. And the kid never made a peep the whole time.

OMG, I'm so jealous! LOL.

[DaddyForYou]

She texted me around noon on Friday asking if she could come over Friday night. Sure you can. So around 4 PM she texts that she forgot she was babysitting her 4 month old nephew. Can she bring the kid along? No problem, but I am not changing diapers. Anyhow, she rolls in around 6 PM with the kid in one of those little kid carriers. Now, be forewarned. This woman doesn't shut up. We started a cribbage game at 6 30 and it didn't end until 11 30 And sad to say, she beat me. So on to playtime and very very nice munch / suck session as always. Damn she has a banging body. Well then we play "go fish" until 1 30. I am exhausted. And the kid never made a peep the whole time.

[BigTruck59]

I live far enough away (so never run into people I know) and play enough blackjack to get room offers and stay there sometimes when I have business in town. There's a safe in the room and you need a key card to use the elevator. She won't look too out of place no matter what she wears. The police station by the walkway entrance might make people nervous. She might think I have more money than I do. Someone with legal problems might technically not be allowed to go there.

Good idea, bad idea, or neutral idea?

Hey brother there's no problem, just meet the lady's up front by the reception desk and walk them to the elevators. I've never had a problem and I've done it a lot. Bt.