USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

**Glenn Quagmire** · 03-14-18 18:21

I saw the Kentucky Cuties a couple of weeks back on a work trip, and without repeating Kenwood's review, it is spot on, from the Pros to the Cons.

I do have to say it was the best value I've experienced in my mongering time so far. The only thing that weirded me out a bit was a young (possibly teenaged) boy sitting downstairs watching TV when I came in; likely one of their kids.

Otherwise, even though they're not lookers, they are a great value. Would repeat!

**Kenwood Jack** · 03-14-18 17:38

Kentucky Cuties

General area of Cincinnati: Upper Price Hill.

They advertise on USA ADULT CLASSIFIEDS.

(513) 578-1089.

I made the appointment one day in advance, and these girls were more than prepared for me. They actually read quite a few of my previous reviews and did their best to alleviate my fears, to arouse my body, and to not do anything that might aggravate me. I suggest that you tell these ladies what you like, what you want, and what you don't want upfront. Your experience will be fuller and more satisfying, I am sure.

Set up was easy. A text and a PM to verify who I was. They checked me out and learned about me from my reviews.
They were ready and waiting for me at the appointed time. In fact, they did not schedule any appointment right after mine. I happened to extend mine into a two hour marathon (for this 70 year old, two hours is a marathon).
Kentucky Cuties
REFERENCES ARE NEEDED but screening is somewhat light.
Incall? A very modest basement with its own private entrance. Definitely safer than any notel.
Safety of incall and safeness of neighborhood. (These are definitely different.). The safety of the incall area seemed a little sketchy (and I was there daylight hours. I would love to hear other mongers report safeness of neighborhoods which they never seem to do) - Cars were parked super close to the front of the houses. It was cold outside. No one was hanging out. I fear that in 80 degree weather, there could have been many ne'er do wells hangin' out! My spidey-sense was definitely tingling. I personally had no problems at all. Every single review on these ladies mentions no problems with the incall area. I guess I am just an overly-scared old man.

Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? NO WAY!
**** AWARD FOR BEST PREPARED PROVIDER HERE GOES TO Kentucky Cuties

They put a clean sheet on the bed in my presence! MY body never touched anyone's cum by my own!
There was no smoking smell anywhere.
They knew from my reviews that I like a prostate massage.

Attitude 10+
Skill: Blowjob 10
Prostate Massage (I am qualified to judge here) an actual 10

Performance: Kentucky Cuties actually put on a performance!
Comfortability level. These ladies would be great even for a 1st timer!
Chemistry: - It is hard for anyone to have chemistry with an old cur!
Fun quotient. In addition to all else, the over experience was exceptionally fun.
There are many intangibles: Today was a wonderful overall experience.

What's on the menu for everyone? We know it's always YMMV, but menu includes BBBJ, DATY, MULTIPLE POPS, fetishes, lfk, dfk, prostate massage, sensual massage, exemplary attitude. They are getting some very strange requests. Not all requests can be accommodated at this time. Full Service is not available at this time.

Is she a kisser? Both are kissers. Both are very avid kissers.
I partook of most of the menu.

What was their specialty? MAKING SEX INTO FUN FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.

Overall pros: two ladies, legit, one full hour, $160 (That's $80 per hour, per girl.).
Superior quality teamwork, superior quality blowjob, superior quality prostate massage, no smells, clean incall, clean girls, on time, easy set-up.

Overall cons: (reasons a monger might not want to see them). Both are over 40. One of them is overweight. Right now they only work as a team. No full service offered.

Cost: $160 for an hour all inclusive.
Overall value: excellent.

Kenwood Jack recommends Kentucky Cuties.

When you call or text, mention my name, Kenwood Jack.
It will help you get through the light screening easily.
If I know you, (I know you if you have contributed here) please pm for a special password.
The password will get you a special little trick just for my special monger brothers.

One further addendum. There is nothing gay about a prostate massage. The cutie who performs this knows what she is doing. She should be called Goldilocks. Not too soft, not too hard, but just right. For those of you who have never tried one, and have read my reviews, and you think that I seem to be honest and don't sugar coat things nor embellish much, try it. You won't be sorry, and the vast majority will write to me a heartfelt thank you. You can try this from your favorite provider if that makes you comfortable. I only mention that this lady would be exceptional for a first timer.

**HuntLadys29** · 03-14-18 16:33

Originally Posted by GolfGuy [View Original Post]

Sending photos to hookers, bad idea all the way around.

Golfguy.

That you just lost me with facial recognition. Sorry Golfguy I can't let you off the hook on that one. LOL. HL29.

**GolfGuy** · 03-14-18 15:45

Sending photos to hookers, bad idea all the way around.

Golfguy.

Originally Posted by FortunateSon1 [View Original Post]

That isn't to say, that she wouldn't use that info to help set you up if she ever got caught. A simple, unsolicited text that she needed help and gets you to come see her, while they know who they're watching for and catch you during the act. Bottom line, it just isn't a good idea for many reasons. If we don't let this continue, she'll either change her requirements or get out of the hobby.

**Wulfy** · 03-14-18 14:05

Originally Posted by KMaltese [View Original Post]

Just texted the number in LaceyFoxx's ad and got a reply back that I must have the wrong number. Verified the number in the ad and tried calling but it went to a full voice mail box. I was in town a little while back and tried texting and got the same exact response. I've double checked the number but I'm either doing something wrong or she doesn't want to see me.

This does happen here and there. These women do other things. You could always try Eloquentevenings, they seem to be reliable. Thanks for the info too.

**MisforMaster** · 03-14-18 12:26

I had ChristiJ and her friend Angie over last weekend for a duo.

The duo itself was ok. We normally have never had an issue before. But, upon leaving, I noticed $200 missing.

Suffice to say, that I will not be calling these two back.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/350/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/48032-Christij-is-ready-to-play.html

**FortunateSon1** · 03-13-18 22:22

Originally Posted by HuntLadys29 [View Original Post]

Sounds totally ridiculous to me. You're talking facial recognition technology to find someone over a misdemeanor that may or may not have happened. I get the police are thirsty but not like that. Facial recognition finding someone that probably has no record putting all that effort to find a suspect or 20 suspects so they can question them in front of their wife S / O co worker friend whatever for as I said a 4th degree misdemeanor is ludicrous. Sorry Golfguy you have no wind here. Let's just say sending your photo to a hooker isn't a good idea for maybe blackmail purposes but the police confiscating her phone using facial recognition then hunting you down for as I said a 4th degree misdemeanor isn't going to happen. HL29.

That isn't to say, that she wouldn't use that info to help set you up if she ever got caught. A simple, unsolicited text that she needed help and gets you to come see her, while they know who they're watching for and catch you during the act. Bottom line, it just isn't a good idea for many reasons. If we don't let this continue, she'll either change her requirements or get out of the hobby.

**JjSlim** · 03-13-18 22:00

Ditto, ditto, ditto, wettest BJ I've ever had, ditto. Can't wait to she her again. (I guess that could have been a ditto also. LOL).

JJ.

**KMaltese** · 03-13-18 19:23

I'm just having a bad day in the hobby. After no luck with LaceyFoxx I contacted Hannah. She responded quickly and we set a time. She then requested a face photo, which I sent, but she went completely dark after that. Now I know I'm not a great looking guy but I didn't think I was that ugly. Oh well, on to the next attempt.

**KMaltese** · 03-13-18 16:14

Just texted the number in LaceyFoxx's ad and got a reply back that I must have the wrong number. Verified the number in the ad and tried calling but it went to a full voice mail box. I was in town a little while back and tried texting and got the same exact response. I've double checked the number but I'm either doing something wrong or she doesn't want to see me.

**TiTomFoolery** · 03-12-18 18:38

I did a search but came up empty. Has anyone seen her?

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-to-play-.html

**Harpo2u** · 03-12-18 17:28

Went to see Courtney recently and had a very good time and better than expected. Easy set up through text and got a time set to meet at her motel. It was a safe visit and no problems at her in-call. Her pictures are current and she's a spinner.

She was very open and friendly with me stating her menu which is very broad only no BBFS and Greek. Courtney told me she's wants to know what I like and if she's doing anything I don't like tell her because it's no problem. That was really nice to hear. Most girls have a lot of rules and you learn while in session what she won't do. Not Courtney, she's up front and wants to please you was the attitude she lets you know about her.

Her skills were awesome and enjoyable to my liking. From kissing to 69 and multiple positions. She can DTBBJB and suck on the boys as long as you like. She can be a hell of a Nymphomaniac if that's what you want. She did remind me of LiSexyMe in a way she got into the sex. Overall a great time and very value provider compared to others I've seen. Also she her hygiene was fresh shower clean. Courtney knows how to be a very good GFE provider. Will see again.

**BreakerH12** · 03-12-18 11:54

Recently had a dream with Tight Tasha. Though she hasn't posted on here in a few months, I found a review elsewhere and remembered her USA ads. I've seen Becky before, so thought this one might be great too. And I was right.

Incredibly accommodating. She stay out in Butler County, quite a drive from me (30-40 minutes), so time wise it wasn't working. For a few extra bucks, essentially the cost of gas, she met me within a 1/2 mile of my location.

Picked her up, and the pics she posts are accurate. Young, short (5'2 ish), and a definite spinner. I don't think I've ever felt or seen a nicer ass in my life. Bubbly, tight, and perfectly shaped. Body wise, one well placed tattoo, that I love, a little handful of tits with the prettiest nipples I've ever seen. Yes, pretty nipples, I said it.

Car fun began (since I hadn't seen her before, rather safe then sorry) after an obligatory LE check. Roaming hands, light touching, and the fun began.

Here's what throws me off. I do this to sneak a blowie when my wife isn't looking. That's all I want. That's all I ever want. Tasha gives fantastic head. Fantastic might be an understatement here. She was a pro. Accommodating and worried about what I like. Perfect. While my dick was in her mouth, my hands roamed downstairs. Nicest pussy I've ever touch / felt. Smooth, wet, and like her name says. Tight.

I, at that point, decided I had to break my own rule, and had to fuck her. Her ass, her looks, her personality. I had to! But. We had no protection for that, and was pretty adamant against BB. Dammit. I don't know if I could have offered more to get it to happen, something tells me no, but none the less. Gives me something to look forward to next time.

Scale of 1-10, my overall experience is right around a 9. Sexy as fuck! And I'm looking forward to my next dream. Just to finished what I started. If she wasn't so far from me, I would have already done it. Several times. But it's coming. Soon.

More info? PM me.

**TimBob** · 03-12-18 10:28

I had a dream of visiting the 2 Kentucky Cuties over the weekend. Both girls in my dream were as advertised and cute as could be. One Blonde and one brunette, BOTH very friendly. I was greeted with a warm hug, and a genuine welcome. They have day jobs and strive to fill extra time seeing us mongers in our dreams.

As a duo they interact with one another sweetly and are very attentive to their client's needs. Nice back rub with unscented lotion lots of cute teases and edging that I love. They adjusted the room temp to make their guest comfy. The neighborhood is an older one but still safe for on-street parking. The room is humble but neat and clean & smoke free, I will def. Have this dream again! $. 8.

**Ronnie0927** · 03-12-18 09:17

Had another visit with the 8th wonder of the world the other day and once again she did not disappoint! For those of you who have not had the pleasure of meeting her you need to do so soon. She will be only a memory here in a few weeks so time is of the essence. Most acronyms were covered and it's always a hot time with Miss J. There will never be another provider in this area with bigger or nicest boobs then her. It will be a sad day when she hangs it up. Thanks again Lady J. Hope to see you again soon!