Massage Parlor Reports

[PeterWanger69]

This may come across as bragging but I am curious to get the opinion of the board on this. My last few visits to my ATF, she has referred me to new girls at the spa and even though she hasn't steered me wrong yet so far since I've gotten the same service as I always get from her. I just wonder why she has not wanted my business and given me the new girls in the spa? I've been seeing her for over 2 years now so I hope she's not getting tired of me! Like I said, not trying to brag or anything like that but would love some opinions on this.

[OrdLover]

I had the girls name wrong. It's not Emily, her name is Julie actually.

Just to let you know it called Yuan Yuan.

[FlyByNature90]

I had the girls name wrong. It's not Emily, her name is Julie actually.

[AddictedToAmp]

Happened to be in the Chicago Ave & Western neighborhood. There are three spas within a block or two of each other. There's lots of construction going on down there so parking is horrible, and the business seem slow as a result.

First spot I tried- the Open sign was on, but the lights were out and nobody answered the doorbell. #2 was Golden Dreams, I peeked in the window and saw one of those huge 'we only do therapeautic massage" (or something along those lines) next to the price list Which was kind of convoluted. Acupuncture, cupping, etc were on the price list. Deep Tissue Massage, $75. Next.

Picked Tao because I could see two youngish girls in the window, kinda laying around and looking bored. One in particular looked like she was sleeping.

Door fee 60. Place seemed pretty nice, pretty large inside.

Can't remember the girl's name already. Might have been Lucy. Anyway, she was youngish, a little plump, but what I liked was what she was wearing. Not a battle suit, but an easy access dress.

The massage itself was not very good. The same three moves repeated a thousand times. A little tease at the end before the flip. After the flip, she went to business almost immediately. Because of her dress / panties only / no battle armor outfit, I kind of thought more might be on the table, but it was not meant to be. Did drop the panties, but she wouldn't allow them all the way to the floor. She allowed a little roaming down there, but nothing more. And nothing up top; seemed kind of strange I could touch down below but not up top.

She was definitely plump under there, but because she was young I still found her kind of hot.

Kind of a mixed review here, not bad or particularly great.

[Niceguy99]

She capitalizes on a very special niche. https://www.milkingtable.com Many videos with made-shift milking table on pornhub for people to watch and remember for stimulus recall when people are getting happy ending from a typical AMT but her service can't really get them going.

Now seriously, if she carries her milking table to travel all over the country to provide a good milking table massage, you have to give her credit for that. That is good business practice. Whether we want to pay that much for the specialized service is one thing, but we have to be fair about what she does.

I'm like you, Ron, that I'm used to the regular table. But I'd book her if I crave a milking table experience.

Can't afford those prices. Smh.

[Kellster]

She capitalizes on a very special niche. https://www.milkingtable.com Many videos with made-shift milking table on pornhub for people to watch and remember for stimulus recall when people are getting happy ending from a typical AMT but her service can't really get them going.

Now seriously, if she carries her milking table to travel all over the country to provide a good milking table massage, you have to give her credit for that. That is good business practice. Whether we want to pay that much for the specialized service is one thing, but we have to be fair about what she does.

I'm like you, Ron, that I'm used to the regular table. But I'd book her if I crave a milking table experience.

I agree with both of you guys. That's way out of my price range, regardless if she's Helen of Troy, but the uniqueness of it is really cool. I'll say this, the video she has on her site is pretty hot considering the necessary limitations she had to comply with. I saw Neeva, a petite Indian massage therapist, years ago. Not only was she really hot, but it sounds like she provided a similar edging type of massage to what Rachel does, which was incredible. Sadly Neeva no longer provides massages anymore. Not many gals use that style which is frustrating.

[Walker333]

It's quite funny to see so many PMs when I posted about an affordable providers for most fellows. So I find I need to set a few things straight for those interested.

Stacy hardly even advertises anymore. The URL on TER profile 298005 is an online crawler's archive of her very old ad. She is using the number (likely google voice) for a long time. She reveals her alias in the voice mail and next to her door bell. The neighborhood is quite and in the safer area of the Rogers Park. Because the general information on TER can be accessed by everybody, I won't respond or share her digit. It is right there for you and not a guarded secret.

She is a very nice girl, but her personality is very eccentric. If you can read TER reviews, all are true and described her personality very accurately. To be honest, if you are not laid back, patient, and open-minded enough, you are likely to be annoyed and turned off. Hence I said, you need to read her mood when you are in her place with her. She is who she is, just know that, it's also because of the eccentricity, she is more than happy to lick your asshole like her favorite ice cream than open her legs to let you fuck her. There are a few reports saying FS is possible, but from what I can tell, it's very YMMV and it's not about money. Don't push or things will get a lot weirder if she is annoyed or raises her temper.

Her massage set up is really NOT good. It's a mat on the floor, she puts a cushion under your belly and groin to lift your ass up (it is not as nice as those you can find in sex toy store). She put towel on it, but if you care deeply about sanitization, consider yourself warned. I don't see it as problem because I believe it is clean for what I can observe. Also, laying on a 3-in mat (on the floor essentially) is definitely not as comfy as on a regular bed or massage table.

She uses lots, I means lots, of coconut oil for the massage, she is thin with B+ cups, when she rubs your back with her body, it is as fun as nuru. But I have to take a long shower at her place to wash most away. She was happy to shower with me and I had a great chat with her then.

She also would let you know that, she is very likely to be late for the appointment. She is very okay if you are late for 30 minutes for your 2 pm appointment, as long as you let her know in advance. Yes, she seems to consider 2:30 start is pretty normal for a 2 pm meeting. To her defense, she probably just start to prepare herself just a short period of time before 2 pm. And that's how she lives her life. Don't challenge or lecture her, don't even let her feel that you may have your contempt about not being punctual.

She has enough business to get by, and she doesn't have a good business mindset to do and plan things effectively. I don't think she keeps good tracks of booking inquiries and rarely responds in a prompt fashion. You just have to be persistent and not get caught up on why she missed your requests. It took me a while to get her response and it was likely my text popped up at the right moment. She also hates disrespectful language and attitude and can sniff thing out. She is likely to spend 15-20 minutes to decide what music she wants to play for the session, while she is also trying to do small talk. This is just her, for better or worse.

As far as appearance goes, the images in the archive is accurate, and old. She is not hot, but not ugly either, probably in her 30's, typical GND who may not catch your eyes when she walks by you. I think she priced herself very fair, all things considered, even with the amount of work I need to do. This is the tradeoff between spending $130 and droping $300 or $400.

I had a little miscommunication with her when I try to get to her apartment and she almost refused to meet me. Obviously I resolved the issue and calmed her down and got a pleasant experience and I learned quite a few things about her during all the chat. But it was not easy. You cannot get any more YMMV with Stacy. The pay out is definitely there but it requires some work and manner at your end. She really has some strength to apply good pressure on pain spots, which she can detect too. And then the happy side of the things will flow in naturally at her pace.

If you are interested in Lingam massage, 2 kgpresents https://www.2kgpresents.com lists it as service item. $350/ hr and you can have just the massage or GFE (or mix) with your provider at 2 kg. They have good reputation.

After finishing reading the report and learning more about Stacy, I'd say that, for those of us who consider to see her, being under the influence of alcohol or drugs will definitely help to offset Stacey's slightly annoying eccentricity. In any case, the above is probably the best report that I"ve ever read. Respect and appreciation to the author.

[CoolPatrick]

Yes indeed, Ron. In a perfect world, it should be a 4-hands service for milking table, meaning there is always one MT working under the table when I'm facing down. That would definitely worth the money.

Enough of chit chat, here is some useful intel for those who doesn't know already:

Alternatively, we can reach out to Stacy (TER: 298005) in Rogers Park and paid $130/hr for a pretty okay experience of edging, milking and rimming with her make-shift cushion on her mat. As long as you can manage to schedule something with her and be okay with her eccentric personality. I enjoyed her service a lot and praise her effort to rim as deep as she possibly can. $130/hr for decent back massage and bbbj and rimming! The key is to get a hold of her and willing to have almost always a late start of your appointment.

It's worth the effort in my book because I love chasing service of special niches. YMMV.

It's quite funny to see so many PMs when I posted about an affordable providers for most fellows. So I find I need to set a few things straight for those interested.

Stacy hardly even advertises anymore. The URL on TER profile 298005 is an online crawler's archive of her very old ad. She is using the number (likely google voice) for a long time. She reveals her alias in the voice mail and next to her door bell. The neighborhood is quite and in the safer area of the Rogers Park. Because the general information on TER can be accessed by everybody, I won't respond or share her digit. It is right there for you and not a guarded secret.

She is a very nice girl, but her personality is very eccentric. If you can read TER reviews, all are true and described her personality very accurately. To be honest, if you are not laid back, patient, and open-minded enough, you are likely to be annoyed and turned off. Hence I said, you need to read her mood when you are in her place with her. She is who she is, just know that, it's also because of the eccentricity, she is more than happy to lick your asshole like her favorite ice cream than open her legs to let you fuck her. There are a few reports saying FS is possible, but from what I can tell, it's very YMMV and it's not about money. Don't push or things will get a lot weirder if she is annoyed or raises her temper.

Her massage set up is really NOT good. It's a mat on the floor, she puts a cushion under your belly and groin to lift your ass up (it is not as nice as those you can find in sex toy store). She put towel on it, but if you care deeply about sanitization, consider yourself warned. I don't see it as problem because I believe it is clean for what I can observe. Also, laying on a 3-in mat (on the floor essentially) is definitely not as comfy as on a regular bed or massage table.

She uses lots, I means lots, of coconut oil for the massage, she is thin with B+ cups, when she rubs your back with her body, it is as fun as nuru. But I have to take a long shower at her place to wash most away. She was happy to shower with me and I had a great chat with her then.

She also would let you know that, she is very likely to be late for the appointment. She is very okay if you are late for 30 minutes for your 2 pm appointment, as long as you let her know in advance. Yes, she seems to consider 2:30 start is pretty normal for a 2 pm meeting. To her defense, she probably just start to prepare herself just a short period of time before 2 pm. And that's how she lives her life. Don't challenge or lecture her, don't even let her feel that you may have your contempt about not being punctual.

She has enough business to get by, and she doesn't have a good business mindset to do and plan things effectively. I don't think she keeps good tracks of booking inquiries and rarely responds in a prompt fashion. You just have to be persistent and not get caught up on why she missed your requests. It took me a while to get her response and it was likely my text popped up at the right moment. She also hates disrespectful language and attitude and can sniff thing out. She is likely to spend 15-20 minutes to decide what music she wants to play for the session, while she is also trying to do small talk. This is just her, for better or worse.

As far as appearance goes, the images in the archive is accurate, and old. She is not hot, but not ugly either, probably in her 30's, typical GND who may not catch your eyes when she walks by you. I think she priced herself very fair, all things considered, even with the amount of work I need to do. This is the tradeoff between spending $130 and droping $300 or $400.

I had a little miscommunication with her when I try to get to her apartment and she almost refused to meet me. Obviously I resolved the issue and calmed her down and got a pleasant experience and I learned quite a few things about her during all the chat. But it was not easy. You cannot get any more YMMV with Stacy. The pay out is definitely there but it requires some work and manner at your end. She really has some strength to apply good pressure on pain spots, which she can detect too. And then the happy side of the things will flow in naturally at her pace.

If you are interested in Lingam massage, 2 kgpresents https://www.2kgpresents.com lists it as service item. $350/ hr and you can have just the massage or GFE (or mix) with your provider at 2 kg. They have good reputation.

[Walker333]

I had this account for awhile but never use it. I usually see escorts and do reviews on The other site but recently I've been wanting massages so here's some reports for you guys.

Jennifer Spa: I went there twice. First time had an older lady probably mid 40's. I'm in my late 20's and kinda like older ladies so I was fine with that as she was very pretty. On the flip she gave me a slow sensual HE and really took her time rubbing balls, shaft and all that good stuff. I returned a few days later and there was a different lady there much older and not good looking. I asked for the other lady (couldn't remember her name). She said she was the only one there but she would take good care of me. I said whatever and went with it. The massage was average but when I flipped she told me I could self serve. I was like WTF? I could've stayed at home and did that. And plus this was about only 40 minutes in. I asked again and she said "no you do it, go ahead". I said hell no I'm leaving, got up got dressed and left. On the way out she said "no tip"? I said no you do it. Tip yourself. Won't return.

Comfort Spa: I tried this spot twice and the massage is pretty nonexistent. They are money hungry for every dollar. I got a CBJ there my first time and it was just ok but more hand motion than mouth. She also used some plastic wrap bs so it was weird. I figured I'd give the place another go since it's convenient to my route home. The 2nd time I went I was greeted by an older lady who had to be in her 50's. I should've left right then and there. The massage was the worst in history. She asked me to flip like 20 minutes in. I was puzzled. She offered CBJ for $. 2. I said nope. She wanted $. For topless HJ. Nope. She did a standard HJ for. 6 but clearly was mad I didn't take the other options for some reason. Maybe business is slow. But afterwards I realized the massage was over and it had only been 25 minutes into the hour. I made sure to point that out to her so she offered to rub me some more but was clearly distracted and wasn't putting forth effort. I honestly don't believe she has any massage training. So I said stop. I got up looked at the clock and said it's been less than 30 minutes I want the half hour rate this isn't a good massage and I don't want an hour. She said no you already paid. I said okay well I'm not giving you. 6 for the HJ. I offered her. 3. She got mad but accepted that. She told me not to return. I told her she couldn't pay me to return. Needless to say I won't return LOL.

The last spot I visited was on 819 s. Western. The girl was smoking hot. Forgive me I'm lousy with names but I think she said it was Emily or something like that. I'm not sure. She looks about 22 or 23 maybe. She had on an orange skirt that barely came past her ass. She was also wearing black stockings that she took off during the TS. She was fucking hot. The TS was amazing and she even kissed my member while drying me off believe it or not. We get in the room and she was all over the table for much of the massage. Her body was over mine alot. She likes to rub all over your butt a whole lot and really gets into that. I let her do what she wanted I didn't mind that it was actually nice. The thing that was so irritating was that the other girl must've stepped out or something. She literally answered the phone constantly during the massage. The phone was literally in the room with us and she answered it 3 times. Lengthy conversations too from other annoying mongers LOL. It kinda ruined the mood towards the end and I always speak my mind I told her that. I said it's rude to me that you constantly do that. She kept saying sorry don't get upset. She did a HJ that was hard to enjoy because I kept thinking someone's going to call the phone any second and interrupt. After we finished I told her I would never return unless there are more than one girl working because the ringer was loud as hell, convos were too long, and it's unfair to me and to her that she has to do that. Great beautiful gorgeous girl. Lousy as fuck management. Honestly I think she probably offers more but I wasn't into it after the constant interruptions and just wanted the HJ and leave. I haven't been back there since but if you can get a massage from her I'd recommend.

Once again Welcome aboard, excellent reports, it will save some of us money, time and frustration. Now on, if the expected service has not been provided, I will be using your phrase "you do it. Tip yourself" instead of money. Please keep reporting.

[PussyPoker]

Welcome to the club of bad service and high prices. In time you will weed out the bad massage girls and only considerate in one the good ones. I have not been to 819 in over a year. Maybe I should go this weekend.

[HeadFirst80]

I had this account for awhile but never use it. I usually see escorts and do reviews on The other site but recently I've been wanting massages so here's some reports for you guys.

Jennifer Spa: I went there twice. First time had an older lady probably mid 40's. I'm in my late 20's and kinda like older ladies so I was fine with that as she was very pretty. On the flip she gave me a slow sensual HE and really took her time rubbing balls, shaft and all that good stuff. I returned a few days later and there was a different lady there much older and not good looking. I asked for the other lady (couldn't remember her name). She said she was the only one there but she would take good care of me. I said whatever and went with it. The massage was average but when I flipped she told me I could self serve. I was like WTF? I could've stayed at home and did that. And plus this was about only 40 minutes in. I asked again and she said "no you do it, go ahead". I said hell no I'm leaving, got up got dressed and left. On the way out she said "no tip"? I said no you do it. Tip yourself. Won't return.

Comfort Spa: I tried this spot twice and the massage is pretty nonexistent. They are money hungry for every dollar. I got a CBJ there my first time and it was just ok but more hand motion than mouth. She also used some plastic wrap bs so it was weird. I figured I'd give the place another go since it's convenient to my route home. The 2nd time I went I was greeted by an older lady who had to be in her 50's. I should've left right then and there. The massage was the worst in history. She asked me to flip like 20 minutes in. I was puzzled. She offered CBJ for $. 2. I said nope. She wanted $. For topless HJ. Nope. She did a standard HJ for. 6 but clearly was mad I didn't take the other options for some reason. Maybe business is slow. But afterwards I realized the massage was over and it had only been 25 minutes into the hour. I made sure to point that out to her so she offered to rub me some more but was clearly distracted and wasn't putting forth effort. I honestly don't believe she has any massage training. So I said stop. I got up looked at the clock and said it's been less than 30 minutes I want the half hour rate this isn't a good massage and I don't want an hour. She said no you already paid. I said okay well I'm not giving you. 6 for the HJ. I offered her. 3. She got mad but accepted that. She told me not to return. I told her she couldn't pay me to return. Needless to say I won't return LOL.

The last spot I visited was on 819 s. Western. The girl was smoking hot. Forgive me I'm lousy with names but I think she said it was Emily or something like that. I'm not sure. She looks about 22 or 23 maybe. She had on an orange skirt that barely came past her ass. She was also wearing black stockings that she took off during the TS. She was fucking hot. The TS was amazing and she even kissed my member while drying me off believe it or not. We get in the room and she was all over the table for much of the massage. Her body was over mine alot. She likes to rub all over your butt a whole lot and really gets into that. I let her do what she wanted I didn't mind that it was actually nice. The thing that was so irritating was that the other girl must've stepped out or something. She literally answered the phone constantly during the massage. The phone was literally in the room with us and she answered it 3 times. Lengthy conversations too from other annoying mongers LOL. It kinda ruined the mood towards the end and I always speak my mind I told her that. I said it's rude to me that you constantly do that. She kept saying sorry don't get upset. She did a HJ that was hard to enjoy because I kept thinking someone's going to call the phone any second and interrupt. After we finished I told her I would never return unless there are more than one girl working because the ringer was loud as hell, convos were too long, and it's unfair to me and to her that she has to do that. Great beautiful gorgeous girl. Lousy as fuck management. Honestly I think she probably offers more but I wasn't into it after the constant interruptions and just wanted the HJ and leave. I haven't been back there since but if you can get a massage from her I'd recommend.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for the awesome reports!

[Mjj876]

Just L1, for now, if you like crowd, noise, shorted time etc. Good luck.

And an overpriced L1 at that. Not the cleanest place in the world, either.

[FlyByNature90]

I had this account for awhile but never use it. I usually see escorts and do reviews on The other site but recently I've been wanting massages so here's some reports for you guys.

Jennifer Spa: I went there twice. First time had an older lady probably mid 40's. I'm in my late 20's and kinda like older ladies so I was fine with that as she was very pretty. On the flip she gave me a slow sensual HE and really took her time rubbing balls, shaft and all that good stuff. I returned a few days later and there was a different lady there much older and not good looking. I asked for the other lady (couldn't remember her name). She said she was the only one there but she would take good care of me. I said whatever and went with it. The massage was average but when I flipped she told me I could self serve. I was like WTF? I could've stayed at home and did that. And plus this was about only 40 minutes in. I asked again and she said "no you do it, go ahead". I said hell no I'm leaving, got up got dressed and left. On the way out she said "no tip"? I said no you do it. Tip yourself. Won't return.

Comfort Spa: I tried this spot twice and the massage is pretty nonexistent. They are money hungry for every dollar. I got a CBJ there my first time and it was just ok but more hand motion than mouth. She also used some plastic wrap bs so it was weird. I figured I'd give the place another go since it's convenient to my route home. The 2nd time I went I was greeted by an older lady who had to be in her 50's. I should've left right then and there. The massage was the worst in history. She asked me to flip like 20 minutes in. I was puzzled. She offered CBJ for $. 2. I said nope. She wanted $. For topless HJ. Nope. She did a standard HJ for. 6 but clearly was mad I didn't take the other options for some reason. Maybe business is slow. But afterwards I realized the massage was over and it had only been 25 minutes into the hour. I made sure to point that out to her so she offered to rub me some more but was clearly distracted and wasn't putting forth effort. I honestly don't believe she has any massage training. So I said stop. I got up looked at the clock and said it's been less than 30 minutes I want the half hour rate this isn't a good massage and I don't want an hour. She said no you already paid. I said okay well I'm not giving you. 6 for the HJ. I offered her. 3. She got mad but accepted that. She told me not to return. I told her she couldn't pay me to return. Needless to say I won't return LOL.

The last spot I visited was on 819 s. Western. The girl was smoking hot. Forgive me I'm lousy with names but I think she said it was Emily or something like that. I'm not sure. She looks about 22 or 23 maybe. She had on an orange skirt that barely came past her ass. She was also wearing black stockings that she took off during the TS. She was fucking hot. The TS was amazing and she even kissed my member while drying me off believe it or not. We get in the room and she was all over the table for much of the massage. Her body was over mine alot. She likes to rub all over your butt a whole lot and really gets into that. I let her do what she wanted I didn't mind that it was actually nice. The thing that was so irritating was that the other girl must've stepped out or something. She literally answered the phone constantly during the massage. The phone was literally in the room with us and she answered it 3 times. Lengthy conversations too from other annoying mongers LOL. It kinda ruined the mood towards the end and I always speak my mind I told her that. I said it's rude to me that you constantly do that. She kept saying sorry don't get upset. She did a HJ that was hard to enjoy because I kept thinking someone's going to call the phone any second and interrupt. After we finished I told her I would never return unless there are more than one girl working because the ringer was loud as hell, convos were too long, and it's unfair to me and to her that she has to do that. Great beautiful gorgeous girl. Lousy as fuck management. Honestly I think she probably offers more but I wasn't into it after the constant interruptions and just wanted the HJ and leave. I haven't been back there since but if you can get a massage from her I'd recommend.

[Miamiat]

Is there any serious fun to be had, post-Emily (sorry to say, lost track of her since she left.)? Thanks for any Intel.

Michelle and Julie play a ton, but don't have the massage skills of Emily. Both of the current gals get nakedy and allow almost anything. But again, the whole experience with Emily was more relaxing and sensual.

[CoolPatrick]

Just for the ease and comfort a milking table would be worth it. On a regular massage table laying face down does get a bit uncomfortable if you know what I mean.

Yes indeed, Ron. In a perfect world, it should be a 4-hands service for milking table, meaning there is always one MT working under the table when I'm facing down. That would definitely worth the money.

Enough of chit chat, here is some useful intel for those who doesn't know already:

Alternatively, we can reach out to Stacy (TER: 298005) in Rogers Park and paid $130/hr for a pretty okay experience of edging, milking and rimming with her make-shift cushion on her mat. As long as you can manage to schedule something with her and be okay with her eccentric personality. I enjoyed her service a lot and praise her effort to rim as deep as she possibly can. $130/hr for decent back massage and bbbj and rimming! The key is to get a hold of her and willing to have almost always a late start of your appointment.

It's worth the effort in my book because I love chasing service of special niches. YMMV.