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[BlueSkyBlue]

This is one of the few non-FS places in Escondido. I have a long conflicted history with this place because one of the owners is a business partner with one of my favorite massage therapist for years. But the one that basically runs the show Nicole, who is one of the most annoying little bees that I have ever run into in my hobbyist endeavors, She's a very thin tiny liar will tell you anything to get your money, she's Cantonese and has at least three or four boyfriends subsidizing the shop so for a lot of reasons I don't think much of her as a person and anytime I see her car, I usually turn away (by the way she drives a brown Lexus SUV) so when I see it parked in the front I don't even bother coming by but she has seen me drive through the parking lot and run out to try to grab me and bring me in before- she's that ambitious if that's the polite word for greedy.

So anyway, I woke up early this morning and spent an hour and a half of hard workout in the gym and proceeded to drink myself stupid most of the Sunday morning and subsequently fell asleep for a few hours. When I woke up I was still feeling the need for Chinese companionship even though I've been fucking myself silly all week with four different visits to full-service places this week.

I just wanted a good hard massage, my dick is absolutely been put to good use but my body really needed thorough working over as well. It ended up as if my steering wheel had a mind of its own. I have a couple of other places I was considering a visit but my car ended up parked in front of this place and when I walked, no one was upfront but in the back while they were cooking food and talking. After a few moments I was turning to leave when my worst little nightmare walks up to say oh yes try the new Girl and she assured me that she was as good as massage as my favorite (Nancy).

I was really tired and just wanted a goddamn massage so I handed her $40 and laid face down thoroughly expecting nothing but.

Disappointment.

After listening to them talk to each other for a few minutes the therapist finally came in and told me her name was candy maybe it was my bad attitude but she really looked for ugly and I was thinking to myself oh my God I've just paid $40 for the privilege of an ugly woman who probably can't massage worth of shit fondling me for a half hour or so and then cheating me on time. Even later when I think objectively about her appearance she's not that good looking and she told me she's 35 but this is one of those cases where I think she looked older than that when the therapist finally came in and told me her name was candy. Maybe it was my bad attitude but she really looked for ugly and I was thinking to myself oh my God I've just paid $40 for the privilege of an ugly woman who probably can't massage worth of shit fondling me for a half hour or so and then cheating me up a time I think part of what makes I can say she is really not that good looking have a girl best she's your typical rub and tub mid 30's something but she really was sweet personality and I found out she really can give a very good hard massage.

So as I laid face down I didn't say a word, I just told her to give me a hard massage and for the next 35 minutes I got a massage better than Anna at HZ or Eva at Z's have ever given me.

This girl really gave me a kick ass massage. There was no overt sensual but she went down my glutes and up and down my legs very therapeutically but sensual at the same time. I have fucked pussy the last four days and didn't think I would even get a hard on and she got me stiff while I was still face down just from the massage and her laughing lighthearted personality.

On the flip she was very complementary and skillful and how she manipulated my shaft. I was really kind of lost in a blur but I did run my hands up and down her spandex tights and play with her ass wile she finished me off with a variety of hand techniques twisting turning stroking and bringing me to Bliss.

Bottom line is this place changes providers a lot. This current provider (candy) is not particularly good looking but very skillful massage.

I tipped her 40 which was probably under tipping but this place is not very busy and they would probably appreciate the business so I would suggest it's worth a try.

But as always your mileage may vary but that's part of the sport in this hobby.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Why are you reviewing reviews?

Does San Diego need a fight thread? I thought you Cali guys were laid back.

A2

My apologies to all.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I've cruised El Cajon Blvd to check out several AMPs I've passed by numerous times. First pass was a bust. This is my second pass through North Park but this time, only on ECB. Tag along and I hope to save my fellow mongers some gas, time and carbon pollution. Think green when not thinking pink.

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Starting at Mimi's, heading East on ECB. A fellow monger (Thank you "Stupitt") suggested a Jenny, but mamasan, whom also works at Mercury, knows me and says Jenny is married and back in Korea. She says only 1-girl working there now. . . Co-Co that at a glance is a No-Go. I'm being extremely polite. HF $60 ½-hr /$100 1-hr.

Juga: Mamasan said 2-girls working and let me see one whom was an avg looking AMP tramp, but looking a little worn. Would not let me preview other girl or provide any names, BUT she did say to come back the next day and promised a more beautiful younger girl. HF $60 ½-hr /$100 1-hr.

Sumiko Spa: Short maze to entrance beginning with a metal gate. Somebody used a James Bond trick and placed a leaf in the gate jamb to know if the gate was opened. Sign on door said will be back at 3:30, but I was there at 5 and no answer. I put the leaf back in the jamb and thought to myself probably a blessing of my time as it appeared dismal.

Water Cube Spa: This place looks nice. In fact it's too nice, so probably legit. Large bright lobby with waiting area and receptionist behind the counter. I ask a few basic questions as I check the place out and see a cute young MT wearing a smock over blouse and jeans. Appears she is waiting for a customer with water. A couple walks out all smiles and a young man is waiting with an anxious look on his face so I know what he's hoping for. Pricing is reasonable in line with legit AMPs. I may check out for legit massage. Moving on.

Green Spa: Typical K-joint. Mamasan says 2-girls working and allows me to see Cindy. Cute, young, blonde. Cindy noticed me giving her the up and down and seemed indifferent so I asked to see the other girl and she blatantly turns her head up and marches away. So solly, not solly. Other girls name was "Che?" but she was busy so did not preview. Moving on. HF $60 ½-hr /$100 1-hr.

Genie Spa: Mamasan says 2-girls working, but will not give names or allow preview. Moving on. HF $60 ½-hr /$100 1-hr.

Sunny Spa: Only a middle aged stocky Asian lady working. Didn't check pricing and didn't care.

SUMMARY: ECB North Park AMPs not as nice as Kearny Mesa area. Parking is more challenging. Typical K-AMP pricing with mamasan, but if you like the KAMPs, I'd stick with Pine and Mercury in KM for better selection. Michelles and Maple further East I've had good experiences. Be safe, enjoy and remember to take care of the good ones so they continue to take care of us.

[Bwetfan]

I suggest you take a Lyft to Z's and give Eva a try. If you prefer FS do a little research on this forum and you should have all the info you need, but you'll need to drive from the gas lamp District. Be safe, enjoy and looking forward to your report.

Yeah, very little that is walkable from the Gaslamp, and even then it would be a very long walk. A site known for its mapping capabilities might help you map out some of places.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Hey fellow mongers. Are their any good AMPs in the gaslamp district or within walking distance from hotel in Seaport Village area?

Thanks in advance.

I suggest you take a Lyft to Z's and give Eva a try. If you prefer FS do a little research on this forum and you should have all the info you need, but you'll need to drive from the gas lamp District. Be safe, enjoy and looking forward to your report.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Another. 6 door price and. 4 tip for budget menu item. TS was really nice, one of the better ones I've had. Once again, I got reprimanded for not providing a one bill tip. I hate negotiating, I really do. Loose lips, sink ships and I know that these places aren't being visited for their abundance of academics but still. They could at least try to make the customer want to go back to further their capitalistic endeavors by keeping those traps shut.

I was going to bust your balls about "negotiating" until I saw what you got at Mimi's. I had posted an earlier report about a recon of North Park and if anyone had info on Mimi's. A fellow monger provided tempting info on a "Jenny" who was on vaca on a follow-up visit, hoping to try this Jenny. On that visit, I happened to know the mamasan that also works at Mercury. She knows what I like and said Jenny was on vaca and did not bother to mention the other gal 'cause she knew I wouldn't be interested.

So on a recent North Park AMP expedition, I start at Mimi's and ran into the mamasan that knows me. She told me that Jenny is back in Korea and married, but would I like to see the new girl? So the new and only girl currently working there is Coco. How can I describe this Coco? She's Asian. Probably Korean. Thin. Blonde. Age somewhere between 40 and 70. Let's just say I felt sorry for her and suspect Mimi's will be hurting for awhile until they get some decent talent.

I thanked Coco, but told her I was really hoping to see Jenny. Thanked mamasan that told me she will see me at Mercury, but. . .

Like your recent post of Hongs, begs the question why did you stay?

[TwoBlueBalls]

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Why are you reviewing reviews?

Does San Diego need a fight thread? I thought you Cali guys were laid back.

A2

[BlinkyD]

Hey fellow mongers. Are their any good AMPs in the gaslamp district or within walking distance from hotel in Seaport Village area?

Thanks in advance.

[HapaJon]

Decided to break from tradition and try a new place closer to me. I went down to this spot located near Grossmont area and had an amazing unrushed session. I think this place is HE only but the Chinese / Cantonese girl who massaged me was very thorough and patient and maybe our next visit would lead to more options. She was in her early 30's and I could barely catch her name because of her strong accent but I think she said Vela or Bela. Not sure but she was about 5'4 and petite and very well toned. She started off with a very nice back massage, her elbowing technique was a little bit rough though and that continued down to the legs and butt and calves. Very enjoyable but I would tell her next time to be gentler with the elbows.

On the flip she puts a pillow behind my head and massages my neck and face with just a tiny towel covering my growing erection. She gets hot oil and starts rubbing my thigh by my leg and she folds the towel so just a slim portion is covering my boner and she does it so skillfully that it's obvious what her plan is next. She never asked for a tip before and proceeds to remove the towel and do a two handed oiled jerking technique on my fully erect member. As I start to climax she turns her head away and I released and wow I felt very good after that. We chatted a little bit and she wondered why I didn't have a girlfriend and that she felt I was handsome. Next time I may see if she offers any upgrades but I am pretty sure this place is HE only unless your masseuse gets to know you. The whole massage was genuine and never felt rushed so it feels nice when you have that experience with a provider and she enjoys giving the massage.

[Sdsc619]

Whenever someone posts a report with "haggling" it usually is a sad ending. I've been fortunate with this Ronson location and go there strictly with FS in mind. I suspect that is what these gals expect as well, so maybe your request for less had skewed expectations for the both of you. There is a response to your post stating he'd rather spend $200+ with an escort then haggle, but I've never had an SD AMP gal (that offers FS) ever haggle with $200. That said, this is my experience with the same Shirley.

I met Shirley at Ronson a few days prior to your report while scouting for new talent and IMO she is a cute, petite (5' Chinese spinner and I knew I had to give her a try. So with FS in mind, I gave her a visit. Wearing a tight red Chinese style dress, she greets me with a curious look so maybe she remembered me, but I played dumb and asked for Shirley. She pointed at herself and I gave her a smile and a nod. While trying to request 90-minutes it became apparent that her English is very limited, so I kept it simple and paid $60 HF for an hour. I pointed at the clock gesturing a 1/2-hr massage and 1/2-hr patting my crotch and then her kitty saying "Understand?" (I'm also establishing an agreement when the massage will end.) She simply repeated my few words and gestures so I was just hoping we were on the same page.

I usually wrap a towel around my waist and lay on the table covered, but she had walked in on me as I undressed and took the towel away, spreading it out on the table. So I lay naked face down and she begins the massage. Clearly not a skilled MT, but she was giving it an honest effort feeling for my tight areas and giving them more attention, so I did enjoy her touch. As I was deciding if I should attempt small talk, because her English is so limited, she spoke first asking where I'm from. After some language stumbles, though mutually understood as pleasantries, she does the fingernail tickle all over before signaling to flip. To my surprise, this is only 15-minutes into the massage.

No attempt to cover me during the flip and she sits along my side continuing her fingertip dance and places my hand on her leg. As I caress her leg, she teases little brother as he rises to attention. She pulls down her top revealing perfect natural B's and gives them a little jiggle then lowers a nipple to my lips as she strokes my member. While sucking her tits, I slide my hand under her panties and play with her pussy. Her pussy gets increasingly wetter with her moans. She suddenly pulls back and gestures with both hands a pumping motion and seems to struggle speaking, but softly says "tip?" With a smile I casually grab my billfold and pull out 2-Franklins. She smiles back and steps out to grab a cover.

When she returns, I'm standing naked, next to the massage table and I gently pull her in so that my growing erection rises between her legs. I help her undress and admire this beautiful teenage looking Asian doll. All natural, perfect skin, tiny hands and feet. . . Just the way I like them. We caressed one another, exploring each other's bodies with our hands and lips. She slipped on the cover and gave me one of the best BJ's I've had in a while. I was quite impressed how far she was able to deep throat while skillfully fondling my sacks. I think she was trying to get me to bust by the way she switched between sucking my schlong then my sacks, but all she did was warm me up for the main event.

Still standing, I pick up her leg and she wiggles me inside of her tight wet pussy. No lube needed, thank you. I pick up her tiny body and place her on the table for mish and as I start pounding her, she plays with her tits and pussy while I continue pumping her. Just as I'm thinking this chick can really take a pounding she expressed some discomfort when taking it from behind. I refrain from pumping too deep and not as hard and she moans "goooood. " Took her around the world and back all the time thinking what a great fuck she is. Never once rushing me or looking at the clock, rather looking at me, seeming to enjoy my pleasure of enjoying her. Delighting in all she has to offer for about 30-minutes, I believe she sensed when I was ready to cum and she appeared to cum with me. I thought we were done as I certainly was, but she insisted on finishing the massage. Went about 15-minutes over the hour after which I took a shower.

It's a new month which generally coincides with a new rotation of talent at all my favorite spots. I have more reports to share with these new gals soon to follow.

I was finally able to check out ronson and also went first thing in the morning. Got shirley and she is exactly as described here. The tiniest girl, I thought I was going to break her, but man she can take a pounding and a really solid and lengthy CBJ with dt. Great provider.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I've stopped by CEO Spa on University on 3-separate occasions, but never indulged until recently. Their BP ads are certainly enticing but aren't they all. My first visit, about 6-months ago, was strictly recon and I planned to check out several AMPs. A decent looking MILF greets me and I ask for a fictitious "Coco", but to my surprise, the MILF tells me she is not working today. She says she knows what Coco does for me and she will take care of me the same. Tempted, but had other AMPs to see. In hindsight, I wish I had asked her name, but threw off my game when there really was a Coco working there. On my second visit, I was able to meet the 3-gals working that day, but none appealed to me. My third visit the mamasan just looks at me and says Lala isn't working, but my horn dog instincts are wondering why she assumed I was looking for a Lala. . . Must try Lala. BTW, the parking sucks.

On this recent visit, I'm ringing the doorbell, waiting and looking around the foyer, ring the doorbell again and just when I'm leaving, hear someone say "coming." A good looking MILF opens the door, flashes me a big smile, oozing positive energy and invites me in. She apologizes saying she was in the back and when she says her name is Lala, I'm thinking my horn dog instincts were right. I opt for an hour $60 HF and she shows me to our room. I excuse myself to the bathroom and run into the mamasan. She says you've been here 3-times and finally got Lala. Either I must have some distinguishing features or she has a pornographic memory. Anyways back to the room and I undress, wrap the towel around my waist and lay on the massage table.

When Lala returns she just radiates a joy that overshadows the few physical flaws a picky guy may notice. Seems I'm a picky guy and notice her front teeth are a little crooked, but symmetrical and she still has a nice smile. She reminds me of a prettier version of Eva from Z's and her English is pretty good. She gives a good deep pressure massage and is really putting in an effort. No teasing, but she does brush her legs and crotch against my hands several times and straddles my back and butt during the massage. I refrain from touchy-feely and enjoy her massage. Though she makes no effort to avoid my junk while massaging my legs, it was not sensual, rather just being thorough. After about 40-minutes comes the flip and she continues to give me a full massage from head to toe. Finally, she removes the towel pumping one hand for HJ, then pumping both arms for you know what. I mimic pumping both arms and she smiles and whispers in my ear, that is $160 minimum and I give her a thumbs up.

She steps out to grab a cover and I was still so relaxed from her massage I just lie there, watching her undress. Nice! She played with my little bro as I continued to lie on the table, then I finally muster enough energy to get up to embrace her and run my fingers and tongue from her head to her toes. She seemed to be enjoying my exploration of her body and I enjoyed playing, kissing and licking her enhanced 34 D's also determining that her left tit felt more natural than her right. She slips on the cover and sucks me for a while, but time is ticking away and I need to bust inside this MILFeelicious lady.

I must have been her first dick inside her that day as it felt like she was milking my pecker with her pussy, she was so tight. I wasn't sure if she was enjoying my fucking or not as her face contorted and she made sounds that could be interpreted as pleasure or pain. I asked if she was okay whenever I changed positions or angles and she said yes, but her face and sounds said maybe not. Anyways she never complained and I admired her body while pounding her, slow, fast, shallow, deep, legs spread, over the shoulders, feet together, legs folded, sideways, one leg up, yada, yada, yada. She was very accommodating and we easily went past the hour. After I bust, she wipes us both down with hot towels conveniently located in the room and insists on finishing massaging my head. I tell her that we went over my time and she says her next appointment isn't for another 20-minutes. Such a sweetie!

While dressing she brings me some water. I confirm with her "$160 minimum, right?" and she gives me a smile and nods. I give her 2-Benjis and tell her how much I appreciated her extra effort and how much little brother enjoyed Lala Land. She laughs, gives me a huge kiss and a hug and says thank you several times and then I'm on my way to my next AMP adventure. . .

[MeeLikeeAsians]

I was sad to hear Amy / Apple has gone back to LA, but "Clean" and "Vicky" are still there along with a new gal, "Yo-yo. " She's cute, but not as cute as some of the talent I've reviewed recently. She could pass for 18 to 30, is a petite 5'-2 ish, all natural B's with a little baby fat. Struggles with English, but knows how to say "Fuck me" perfectly.

I asked Yo-yo if she could give a hard massage and she says "yes" with confidence and excuses herself to get ready. I undress and when she returns I ask if she would like to give me 1-hr or 1-1/2 hrs? She squeezes the back of my neck, says you strong, needs 1-1/2. I told her massage back 1/2-h, front 1/2-hr and 1/2-hr little brother while indicating the time on the clock to make clear when our session will end. She simply said okay in such a casual manner I wasn't sure if she understood so I repeated with a smile, "-hr little brother, understand?" She grabs my pecker and gives it a shake saying "massage BIG brother" with a laugh and pushes me back onto the table. A feisty one I'm thinking and she is getting more attractive by the second.

As she starts the massage I try a little small talk and she says she is from New York, then tells me to relax and firmly repositions my arms and legs. I tell her I used to live in New York and she pushes my head back into the face hole telling me again to just relax which I understood as shut up so I can give you a massage. I'm thinking she's kind of bossy and I think I like it! For those of you that enjoy traditional Chinese acupressure massage, Yo-yo is pretty good. She has amazingly strong hands for a tiny girl and seemed focused on giving me a strong acupressure massage as I requested..

Sounds like you found another gem for me to try during my next trip to SD. Thanks for sharing.

[Westzern]

I finally had an opportunity to enjoy the immense pleasure of a session with Aleczis yesterday morning. She lives in a nice quiet and private part of San Diego without much traffic in the area. Knocking at her door, I was greeted by her wrapped in nothing but a towel. And pretty loose at that. She had just stepped out of the shower in preparation. Greeting me with a glass of cold water, we chatted for a few minutes to break the ice. She's just a nice woman, no pretenses and a pleasure to talk with. She took me upstairs to where she had her two massage tables. I immediately grinned when I finally saw the "milking table". She invited me to strip down and as I positioned myself on the regular massage table to watch, she removed her towel to slip into a bra & panties & short dress for the massage. She was in no rush to get dressed, she took her time to allow me to enjoy the view. I was in awe of her body. Tight, well toned, a gorgeous perfect butt that was more like an 18 year old girl's, and a pair of some of the nicest boobs I had ever seen. She asked me what kind of music I liked and found it (Diana Krall, jazz singer / pianist) and that's what she put on for our session. A nice touch!

The session started by her asking what I wanted & expected to which I basically said I was hers and I was just going to go with the flow. I also mentioned I had a bad shoulder so she said she would definitely work on it. Aleczis (I verified that's the correct spelling with her) said she'd do my massage and then the dress would come off. She gave me an incredibly long, deep, and thorough massage that worked me in ways no masseuse at an AMP ever had. She rubbed on my shoulders in such a way that it generated heat into them which really loosened them up. It was probably 90 minutes later that she she went from sensual to full-sensual with a sudden and enthusiastic dip down between my legs & butt crack to play thoroughly with the boys, my cock and everything in the area. I was elevating up off the table in sudden immense pleasure. From 0 to 60 in about 4 seconds, I loved the surprise and the suddenness off it. She definitely knows what men like. We never got to the milking table, I was good on the standard table. I'll save that for a future visit. I also learned that Table Helper is who made and upholstered that table for her, it was definitely something I look forward to experiencing in the future..

So I don't think I can do a better job of describing my experience with this Fun Lady that Flying VFr did, but I am compelled to try. So first things first. Her massage skills are amazing. I have jacked up back / shoulder and after a very long massage I was feeling flexibility that I haven't felt in a very long time. I have never had a MT try to heal my body at this level. She is a master at working out knots and kinks. I have to see a chiropractor a few times of month because I keep popping a rib out. My Chiropractor keeps telling me to stretch but I never seem to make it happen. Al stretched me out and taught me how to do it with just few stretches. It has been 24 hours since my appointment and I am still a little sore but I my back is much less tight. So like I said my back is jacked up.

Just a lot less now. Big thanks for that. My real appreciation was that she made me feel so comfortable. I like how she used her vocabulary to describe the fun we were going to have after the massage. She really enjoys her work and has great energy. I don't have the best writing skills but if I were to do an audio recording I probably could go on for 20 minutes do a much better job sharing the experience. In this audio recording I would start talking about how she has a beautiful set of soft yet still firm big boobs. I dug it when she out of know where rubbed on my face. She has sweet sexy smile and a nice figure. She is a MILF but her package is in great shape. Very tight. I would also tell you all that I really enjoyed the conversation. She explained to me everything she was doing. Her dialog didn't stop with the massage. She was super descriptive during the fun time. There was nothing mechanical about this experience. So there it is. Big thanks for the member that shared her number with me. The last thing I will say is that this site is awesome. I for a couple years just lurked around and this is where I found Z Massage 2 years ago and was a regular with Eva. After about six months Eva left for LA and wasn't available for awhile. So I came back to this site looking for alternatives. I have had some decent results, but I wasn't really finding what I as looking for. So if I had been discourage by some of previous conversation about this provider I would have missed out. I want to thank Admin who does a great job and would love to correspond if he has any questions.

[DkPersonal]

Another. 6 door price and. 4 tip for budget menu item. TS was really nice, one of the better ones I've had. Once again, I got reprimanded for not providing a one bill tip. I hate negotiating, I really do. Loose lips, sink ships and I know that these places aren't being visited for their abundance of academics but still. They could at least try to make the customer want to go back to further their capitalistic endeavors by keeping those traps shut.

[EricTheActor]

I read another report about how this place was trash. So, I knew immediately that I needed to check it out. I saw the advertisement that claimed new latina staff and placed my bets that it was a dirty ploy bait and switch to get customers. Anyways, I pulled what I might consider to be one of the fugliest AMP girl's I've had in all my mongering life. On the flip, one bill was quoted to which I didn't agree and ended up tipping. 4 with. 6 entrance fee.

I ended up cruising that neighborhood and seemed like this weird cross between China Town and Mexico. But I highly doubt there ever was a latina working there.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/Therape...-6042/36056527

Nope. I've seen two there. One was fairly hot and the other was eh. Four times there now and unfortunately, the experience gets less and less impressive. I will probably not return (kinda of a distance for me).