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03-11-18 04:43 #6957Senior Member

Posts: 689Take a Lyft.
I suggest you take a Lyft to Z's and give Eva a try. If you prefer FS do a little research on this forum and you should have all the info you need, but you'll need to drive from the gas lamp District. Be safe, enjoy and looking forward to your report.
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03-11-18 04:13 #6956Senior Member

Posts: 689Checked out Mimi's.
I was going to bust your balls about "negotiating" until I saw what you got at Mimi's. I had posted an earlier report about a recon of North Park and if anyone had info on Mimi's. A fellow monger provided tempting info on a "Jenny" who was on vaca on a follow-up visit, hoping to try this Jenny. On that visit, I happened to know the mamasan that also works at Mercury. She knows what I like and said Jenny was on vaca and did not bother to mention the other gal 'cause she knew I wouldn't be interested.
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So on a recent North Park AMP expedition, I start at Mimi's and ran into the mamasan that knows me. She told me that Jenny is back in Korea and married, but would I like to see the new girl? So the new and only girl currently working there is Coco. How can I describe this Coco? She's Asian. Probably Korean. Thin. Blonde. Age somewhere between 40 and 70. Let's just say I felt sorry for her and suspect Mimi's will be hurting for awhile until they get some decent talent.
I thanked Coco, but told her I was really hoping to see Jenny. Thanked mamasan that told me she will see me at Mercury, but. . .
Like your recent post of Hongs, begs the question why did you stay?
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03-11-18 03:50 #6955Senior Member

Posts: 689Do we mongers understand you correctly?
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Why are you reviewing reviews?
Does San Diego need a fight thread? I thought you Cali guys were laid back.
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03-10-18 18:06 #6954Regular Member

Posts: 24Visiting next week
Hey fellow mongers. Are their any good AMPs in the gaslamp district or within walking distance from hotel in Seaport Village area?
Thanks in advance.
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03-10-18 11:48 #6953Regular Member

Posts: 16Sunrise iMassage or Spa, Jackson Dr.
Decided to break from tradition and try a new place closer to me. I went down to this spot located near Grossmont area and had an amazing unrushed session. I think this place is HE only but the Chinese / Cantonese girl who massaged me was very thorough and patient and maybe our next visit would lead to more options. She was in her early 30's and I could barely catch her name because of her strong accent but I think she said Vela or Bela. Not sure but she was about 5'4 and petite and very well toned. She started off with a very nice back massage, her elbowing technique was a little bit rough though and that continued down to the legs and butt and calves. Very enjoyable but I would tell her next time to be gentler with the elbows.
On the flip she puts a pillow behind my head and massages my neck and face with just a tiny towel covering my growing erection. She gets hot oil and starts rubbing my thigh by my leg and she folds the towel so just a slim portion is covering my boner and she does it so skillfully that it's obvious what her plan is next. She never asked for a tip before and proceeds to remove the towel and do a two handed oiled jerking technique on my fully erect member. As I start to climax she turns her head away and I released and wow I felt very good after that. We chatted a little bit and she wondered why I didn't have a girlfriend and that she felt I was handsome. Next time I may see if she offers any upgrades but I am pretty sure this place is HE only unless your masseuse gets to know you. The whole massage was genuine and never felt rushed so it feels nice when you have that experience with a provider and she enjoys giving the massage.
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03-09-18 23:43 #6952Senior Member

Posts: 35Similar experience
I was finally able to check out ronson and also went first thing in the morning. Got shirley and she is exactly as described here. The tiniest girl, I thought I was going to break her, but man she can take a pounding and a really solid and lengthy CBJ with dt. Great provider.
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03-09-18 04:00 #6951Senior Member

Posts: 689Lala Land at CEO.
I've stopped by CEO Spa on University on 3-separate occasions, but never indulged until recently. Their BP ads are certainly enticing but aren't they all. My first visit, about 6-months ago, was strictly recon and I planned to check out several AMPs. A decent looking MILF greets me and I ask for a fictitious "Coco", but to my surprise, the MILF tells me she is not working today. She says she knows what Coco does for me and she will take care of me the same. Tempted, but had other AMPs to see. In hindsight, I wish I had asked her name, but threw off my game when there really was a Coco working there. On my second visit, I was able to meet the 3-gals working that day, but none appealed to me. My third visit the mamasan just looks at me and says Lala isn't working, but my horn dog instincts are wondering why she assumed I was looking for a Lala. . . Must try Lala. BTW, the parking sucks.
On this recent visit, I'm ringing the doorbell, waiting and looking around the foyer, ring the doorbell again and just when I'm leaving, hear someone say "coming." A good looking MILF opens the door, flashes me a big smile, oozing positive energy and invites me in. She apologizes saying she was in the back and when she says her name is Lala, I'm thinking my horn dog instincts were right. I opt for an hour $60 HF and she shows me to our room. I excuse myself to the bathroom and run into the mamasan. She says you've been here 3-times and finally got Lala. Either I must have some distinguishing features or she has a pornographic memory. Anyways back to the room and I undress, wrap the towel around my waist and lay on the massage table.
When Lala returns she just radiates a joy that overshadows the few physical flaws a picky guy may notice. Seems I'm a picky guy and notice her front teeth are a little crooked, but symmetrical and she still has a nice smile. She reminds me of a prettier version of Eva from Z's and her English is pretty good. She gives a good deep pressure massage and is really putting in an effort. No teasing, but she does brush her legs and crotch against my hands several times and straddles my back and butt during the massage. I refrain from touchy-feely and enjoy her massage. Though she makes no effort to avoid my junk while massaging my legs, it was not sensual, rather just being thorough. After about 40-minutes comes the flip and she continues to give me a full massage from head to toe. Finally, she removes the towel pumping one hand for HJ, then pumping both arms for you know what. I mimic pumping both arms and she smiles and whispers in my ear, that is $160 minimum and I give her a thumbs up.
She steps out to grab a cover and I was still so relaxed from her massage I just lie there, watching her undress. Nice! She played with my little bro as I continued to lie on the table, then I finally muster enough energy to get up to embrace her and run my fingers and tongue from her head to her toes. She seemed to be enjoying my exploration of her body and I enjoyed playing, kissing and licking her enhanced 34 D's also determining that her left tit felt more natural than her right. She slips on the cover and sucks me for a while, but time is ticking away and I need to bust inside this MILFeelicious lady.
I must have been her first dick inside her that day as it felt like she was milking my pecker with her pussy, she was so tight. I wasn't sure if she was enjoying my fucking or not as her face contorted and she made sounds that could be interpreted as pleasure or pain. I asked if she was okay whenever I changed positions or angles and she said yes, but her face and sounds said maybe not. Anyways she never complained and I admired her body while pounding her, slow, fast, shallow, deep, legs spread, over the shoulders, feet together, legs folded, sideways, one leg up, yada, yada, yada. She was very accommodating and we easily went past the hour. After I bust, she wipes us both down with hot towels conveniently located in the room and insists on finishing massaging my head. I tell her that we went over my time and she says her next appointment isn't for another 20-minutes. Such a sweetie!
While dressing she brings me some water. I confirm with her "$160 minimum, right?" and she gives me a smile and nods. I give her 2-Benjis and tell her how much I appreciated her extra effort and how much little brother enjoyed Lala Land. She laughs, gives me a huge kiss and a hug and says thank you several times and then I'm on my way to my next AMP adventure. . .
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03-09-18 02:21 #6950I am a troll, please just ignore me. I don't post useful content and probably never will. You should add me to your ignore list.

Posts: 227Another awesome report my friend.
Sounds like you found another gem for me to try during my next trip to SD. Thanks for sharing.
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03-09-18 01:28 #6949Regular Member

Posts: 12I can't agree more with Flying VFr about his review.
So I don't think I can do a better job of describing my experience with this Fun Lady that Flying VFr did, but I am compelled to try. So first things first. Her massage skills are amazing. I have jacked up back / shoulder and after a very long massage I was feeling flexibility that I haven't felt in a very long time. I have never had a MT try to heal my body at this level. She is a master at working out knots and kinks. I have to see a chiropractor a few times of month because I keep popping a rib out. My Chiropractor keeps telling me to stretch but I never seem to make it happen. Al stretched me out and taught me how to do it with just few stretches. It has been 24 hours since my appointment and I am still a little sore but I my back is much less tight. So like I said my back is jacked up.
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Just a lot less now. Big thanks for that. My real appreciation was that she made me feel so comfortable. I like how she used her vocabulary to describe the fun we were going to have after the massage. She really enjoys her work and has great energy. I don't have the best writing skills but if I were to do an audio recording I probably could go on for 20 minutes do a much better job sharing the experience. In this audio recording I would start talking about how she has a beautiful set of soft yet still firm big boobs. I dug it when she out of know where rubbed on my face. She has sweet sexy smile and a nice figure. She is a MILF but her package is in great shape. Very tight. I would also tell you all that I really enjoyed the conversation. She explained to me everything she was doing. Her dialog didn't stop with the massage. She was super descriptive during the fun time. There was nothing mechanical about this experience. So there it is. Big thanks for the member that shared her number with me. The last thing I will say is that this site is awesome. I for a couple years just lurked around and this is where I found Z Massage 2 years ago and was a regular with Eva. After about six months Eva left for LA and wasn't available for awhile. So I came back to this site looking for alternatives. I have had some decent results, but I wasn't really finding what I as looking for. So if I had been discourage by some of previous conversation about this provider I would have missed out. I want to thank Admin who does a great job and would love to correspond if he has any questions.
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03-08-18 19:08 #6948Senior Member

Posts: 426Mimi spa
Another. 6 door price and. 4 tip for budget menu item. TS was really nice, one of the better ones I've had. Once again, I got reprimanded for not providing a one bill tip. I hate negotiating, I really do. Loose lips, sink ships and I know that these places aren't being visited for their abundance of academics but still. They could at least try to make the customer want to go back to further their capitalistic endeavors by keeping those traps shut.
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03-08-18 19:03 #6947Senior Member

Posts: 25Hongs
Nope. I've seen two there. One was fairly hot and the other was eh. Four times there now and unfortunately, the experience gets less and less impressive. I will probably not return (kinda of a distance for me).
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03-08-18 18:46 #6946Senior Member

Posts: 426Hongs
I read another report about how this place was trash. So, I knew immediately that I needed to check it out. I saw the advertisement that claimed new latina staff and placed my bets that it was a dirty ploy bait and switch to get customers. Anyways, I pulled what I might consider to be one of the fugliest AMP girl's I've had in all my mongering life. On the flip, one bill was quoted to which I didn't agree and ended up tipping. 4 with. 6 entrance fee.
I ended up cruising that neighborhood and seemed like this weird cross between China Town and Mexico. But I highly doubt there ever was a latina working there.
http://sandiego.backpage.com/Therape...-6042/36056527
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03-08-18 15:33 #6945Senior Member

Posts: 34Good info
Thanks for the info. I drove by there a few days ago but not sure it was the right place. The whole building is pretty much empty and they have a sing that say "Beauty Spa" out back. They don't even have the typical "open" sign on the window so I drove off. Definitely will come back there soon.
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03-08-18 00:09 #6944Senior Member

Posts: 689Rosecrans Massage
Finally had a chance to check this place out at 4550, #305. I believe this place is affiliated with the Ronson (One of my favs) and Mesa Ridge AMPs as their ads are sometimes linked: http://sandiego.backpage.com/Therape...ns-st/36799702 Note: Pics are not accurate.
Hate to be a snob, but my first impression is what a shithole of a building. I originally planned as just a scouting trip as I was in the area. To my surprise, the doorknob turned and I opened the entrance door at 8:30 AM. There is very little signage and wasn't sure I was in the correct place until I saw the metal gated door and doorbell in the foyer typical of FS AMPs.
My expectations were low due to the dismal exterior, already planning on flagging this as an AMP to AVOID. A lady calling herself "Cindy" greets me with shiny shit on her face and hands so it was hard to assess her actual appearance. She says to wait for new girl "Yo-Yo" who is taking a shower and will be ready in 10-minutes. I told her I'll come back, but actually wanted to check out another place on the lower floor called "Magic Hands Massage. " I promised to come back to see what this Yo-Yo looks like if nothing else. Magic Hands opened at 9 and I met an older lady eating breakfast. I asked if they had a shower, which they didn't and I used as my excuse to leave. Coincidentally SD Police shows up in an SUV so I take a walk around the building and make sure they leave.
Back at 305,9:15 AM. Apparently, when I first met Cindy, she was conducting her morning beauty regimen. Without all the goo on her face, she is quite an attractive MILF. About 5'-5 ish, nice rack I'd guess are 34 D's. Though not a spinner, definitely not fat. She introduces me to Yo-Yo who is a young spinner showing off some natural looking B-cup cleavage. Not as cute as Cindy, but I tend to overlook a few imperfections in favor of youth. Cindy's English was much better than Yo-Yo's and looking more attractive with every glance so paid $60 HF for an hour with Cindy. I find out both arrived a few days ago and I'm the first customer of the day. They are clean and fresh so we are off to a good start.
I hadn't taken a shower yet so asked if I could shower first, but start the massage at 9:30. I also explain I want to be clean for her and she smiles and says you kind man. After my shower, I wrap a towel around my waist and kept it on as I lay on the massage table. She takes off the towel, but only to replace it with a dry one. We engage in some pleasant conversation as she starts the massage. She has a nice touch, but nothing special. I ask for a harder massage and she says too early for her to give powerful massage and I need to come after she has lunch for more power. Oh well, she's a cutie and a sweetie and I plan on giving her $20 tip and be on my way.
She gives the usual 40-minutes back massage and then the flip. She sits on the side of the table and asks me what I want while gesturing to her mouth and pointing to my little bro. I'm looking at the clock with barely 15-minutes remaining and point to her kitty. She looks at my semi-hard cock, wiggles it in her hand saying you want everything and I smile and say, yes please. I agree with her $160 for everything and she steps out to get a cover, not asking for payment.
Upon her return, she pulls down her top and removes her panties leaving her dress around her waist. Not my preference, but with only 15-minutes left on my hour I didn't want to waste any time. Her boobs are enhanced, but are well proportioned to her shape and felt pretty good for implants. Nice large nips and shaved kitty complimenting her sweet looking pussy. She starts off with a BBBJ and tells me she doesn't normally do this but knows I'm clean. Good thing I took a shower there. Her BJ is nothing special, but a BBBJ is always more satisfying than a CBJ. She slips on the cover and wants to switch positions, but I get up for standing mish.
I slide my cock up and down her slit to release her natural juices and while moaning, she begins to say something but I slide my cock steadily all the way into her very tight twat. That shut her up but after only a few pumps she says you too strong. While banging her, I adjust her legs a few different ways and she keeps saying you too strong. I make a few adjustments and ask if she's okay, but I could tell she just isn't enjoying our fuck session. I'm thinking what's with these last few gals all complaining that I'm too big and wang too strong? To be honest, I do prefer if I think the girl is enjoying our fucking, real or perceived. For those whom like to take their time and enjoy fucking for as long as they are able, Cindy is not our type, however she is attractive and sweet. I'm sure she prefers the one pump, two squirt type of monger. Probably gives a great HJ, though I cannot confirm or know what she expects for tip.
I think she forgot about the clock as she may have been more concerned with enduring my fucking as we went about 10-minutes past the hour. While I'm trying to enjoy her tight pussy, I tell her how beautiful she is and next time I want 2-hours. Between my pounding and her grunting, she says no-more-sex-for-me-on-ly-ma-saj. I'm paraphrasing as she struggles to talk while I'm pounding her but she basically says she does not want more money for sex, next time she only gives me massage or HJ. Then she adds "For real, I no kidding. " First time I've ever got that response! One thing I got to say about many Chinese I know is that they say exactly what's on their mind. No sugar coating. For the record, I was trying to be gentle and pumping her slowly, until ready to bust. After I cum, she exclaims "whew" and repeats no more sex for me or anyone else for the day. So solly, not solly.
After I dress, she offers me some water, says she enjoyed talking with me and that I'm very handsome but need to find a GF that likes lots of sex. No argument there. I tease her and say again, next time 2-hours more tip and she pushes me out the door.
I'm considering returning to take Yo-Yo for a test drive.
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03-07-18 12:57 #6943Senior Member

Posts: 689It's always a YMMV.
And as the saying goes "No money, no honey." Sometimes you got to pay to play.
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