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**Wulfy** · 03-05-18 12:21

Originally Posted by Golden47 [View Original Post]

The last time I saw her she was eating Chinese. She was chewing her food as she got undressed. She was getting ready to start a blowjob with Chinese remnants in her mouth (how classy) We did the deed and and and I left. All I could picture in my head as I drove home is her going right back to eating her Chinese when I left. I know that is what she did. Never missed a beat. She has good skills, credit where credit is do. I have seen her twice. After the last fiasco I will seek entertainment elsewhere. She is a nice enough girl, but. She is a classless slob. I won't be back anymore no matter how good her skills.

A girl has to eat, LOL.

**MuskieXavier** · 03-05-18 11:39

Originally Posted by KopfJager [View Original Post]

I have had the exact same experience all 3 times I have seen her. I won't be seeing her again for the same reason, guess you can say 3 strikes and your out. The last time she had me sitting in my car on her street for damn near 30 minutes. Apparently she has a real problem with keeping time straight.

Same thing here, texted and texted but no response.

**MyWayTooPlay** · 03-05-18 11:18

Traded one or two DMs with her and then crickets. Good luck on that. She would need to be better on the customer service side of things for me to consider. But let us know if you are one of the few to play.

Originally Posted by DDChaser [View Original Post]

Looks like CincySoccerMom has her USASG ad up, no pics but I read good things. Offering van service too!

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**DD Chaser** · 03-05-18 11:11

Looks like CincySoccerMom has her USASG ad up, no pics but I read good things. Offering van service too!

**JrSenior** · 03-04-18 23:25

Had HH dream w / Kelli. She is gorgeous. Met me at door in a black teddy and told me that I could warm my cold hands on her butt, and I gladly complied. She is very welcoming, friendly, and easy to talk to. She is a spinner w / pretty face and clearly enjoys what she does. I highly recommend.

**KopfJager** · 03-04-18 19:00

Originally Posted by TBoned [View Original Post]

I tried to connect with Kristen last Monday and unfortunately her schedule would not allow her to meet, so I tried her the next day and scheduled with her at least 3 hours in advance. She is at least 30 minutes from me and I have seen a lot of positive reviews and have wanted to see what she was about. We texted a few times confirming things until it was time for me to head that way. I texted to say I was in route and needed a location even though I knew the city I was looking for an address. No response and so I arrive at our agreed upon meeting time and I texted again to say I was in the area and ready and no reply. After waiting about 10 minutes she texted me and said where she was at but needed 5-10 minutes, and of course like a fool I said okay. 10 minutes go by and I texted again and she responds that she needs a lighter if I am nearby a store but also told me not to worry if not. When I replied I got no response, at this time it had been 30 minutes since the original agreed upon time and I texted and said I was leaving and still no response. I thought since she knew I was there and had texted me that it was all good and that she was just running late. I'm not sure if anyone else has been stood up by her lately but I wanted to make sure others were aware what happened and that I did not even get a response or nothing!

I have had the exact same experience all 3 times I have seen her. I won't be seeing her again for the same reason, guess you can say 3 strikes and your out. The last time she had me sitting in my car on her street for damn near 30 minutes. Apparently she has a real problem with keeping time straight.

**Eb206** · 03-04-18 18:19

Had a dream of Kellie today. As others have reported, the location was not great. Not sure if I would want to be there at night. Once inside, I did not have any issues. In my dream she was a vey pretty girl, beautiful figure. Also as reported, the breasts were small, but I thought they were fine. Her nipples were great though. I would say that they are in the top 2 or 3 that I have ever had. She is very tight which got got the job done and completed in her mouth. I did not have to wait at all outside, which was nice, as others had reported. Kellie, if you are reading this, you can spank me next time as long as I can spank you also, LOL.

**TallyHo450** · 03-04-18 18:10

I dreamed of this wonderful girl last week. In my dream she was dressed sexy and looked wonderful. She was shower fresh and eager to please. We enjoyed kissing and she really got into it. I won't go into details, but I will definitely see her again.

**FMichaels4533** · 03-04-18 17:26

I had some time to kill this afternoon so I thought I'd contact Steve to see if his new girl Courtnee was available. To my good fortune she was. As usual totally professional coordination. I arrived at her hotel on time and she was ready. Nice. I'll keep this brief and just hit the highlights. She is as sweet as everyone has said. Easy to talk to and puts you right at ease. Her body is just what you see in her pics. Nicely round in all the right places. We started with some DFK. She really enjoys making out and she is a great kisser. After a bit we swung around for some 69. We ran a bit long because we went at that for at least 20 minutes. She has great oral skills and she really enjoyed the DATY and DATO. When we couldn't stand it any more she through on the cover and did a bit of CBJ just for fun. She then asked me what position I wanted. I suggested doggie and she said that was her fav. I didn't make it to any other positions because she had me very close with her oral that I exploded after a few minutes. It was an intense O and she said she had one with me. She then offered me a wet nap to clean up. We chatted as I dressed and she gave me a nice hug and kiss as I departed. Overall another good addition to EE. Stay safe.

**TBoned** · 03-04-18 16:05

I tried to connect with Kristen last Monday and unfortunately her schedule would not allow her to meet, so I tried her the next day and scheduled with her at least 3 hours in advance. She is at least 30 minutes from me and I have seen a lot of positive reviews and have wanted to see what she was about. We texted a few times confirming things until it was time for me to head that way. I texted to say I was in route and needed a location even though I knew the city I was looking for an address. No response and so I arrive at our agreed upon meeting time and I texted again to say I was in the area and ready and no reply. After waiting about 10 minutes she texted me and said where she was at but needed 5-10 minutes, and of course like a fool I said okay. 10 minutes go by and I texted again and she responds that she needs a lighter if I am nearby a store but also told me not to worry if not. When I replied I got no response, at this time it had been 30 minutes since the original agreed upon time and I texted and said I was leaving and still no response. I thought since she knew I was there and had texted me that it was all good and that she was just running late. I'm not sure if anyone else has been stood up by her lately but I wanted to make sure others were aware what happened and that I did not even get a response or nothing!

**Cook72** · 03-04-18 10:09

Have not been in town since last summer, was passing thru recently and wanted to catch up with one of my favorites. I find Cherry, Bust Red and Brookee all to be great in their own way. I was traveling and could not spend much effort in getting a meet set up so decided contacting Steve was quickest way to get a date, unfortunately that took BR off the option list. Cherry not in town so I scheduled with Brookee. I Have not seen her in about a year. She was in a nice and convenient location just south of the river. It has been reported that she had gained some weight so I was already aware. Yes she has gained weight and she spoke openly about trying to lose it and stop drinking. She mentioned that some have said she is not as much fun when not drinking. Hopefully everyone will support her in her efforts. I am a pretty vanilla guy but I found her to be just as fun as ever. She has never been my preferred body type but I have repeated occasionally because she has a cute face, is sweet, charming and passionate. Hope to also catch up with Cherry and BR sometime soon.

**AlfReady** · 03-04-18 00:26

For a long time I've wanted to see her, but I thought she only stayed too far north (not true) and somewhat limited hours (True). And I'm a monger who rarely has a lot of advance notice so this has been going on for a while.

Finally, I couldn't wait any longer. Gentlemen, all of your previous reviews were spot on. It's good to know the community can be trusted.

An absolute knockout blonde MILF who makes your time all about you. But more than that, she brought an energy to our time that had us both breathless.

I would love leaving a Dear Penthouse review, but at her request, I'll skip the best parts.

Would you love to be breathless?

**Ugly Joe** · 03-03-18 23:39

Originally Posted by GolfGuy [View Original Post]

They're more like glamour shots and she will not look that way when you arrive, no matter how you ask her to dress, wear, etc. Instead she'll have sweats on, bed head, no makeup and a lived in messy room at an old notel. You have been advised.

Golfguy, playing through.

I asked her to be naked when I walked in. She was buck naked, so she is open to that.

**BigBusiness** · 03-03-18 23:21

Spent a great afternoon with Lady Shay last week. Easy set up, great communication. She was everything I hoped and more. She's easy to talk to, fun to be with, and very accommodating. She allowed me to check off a couple of fantasies without hesitation. I swear you could hang your shirt on her nipples. Amazing! I enjoyed getting to know them. I brought a little battery operated friend for her she seemed to enjoy. Best $12 I every spent. When it came time for her special skill set to take over. It was as advertised and previously reported. Her eyes were watering but she completed the disappearing act. Impressive. If you've been thinking about seeing her, just do it. You'll be glad you did.

**FourtyFour44** · 03-03-18 23:00

A second dream of this tiny little chocolate spinner. CBJ and boy it maybe the best ever. Why'all know of one better, I need to know! Real nice girl, very engaging. Cruzen for a blonde or a red spinner tho.