Massage Parlor Reports

**StanleyStankas** · 03-03-18 10:45

Originally Posted by Sisyphus111 [View Original Post]

"No customers there at the time" = cops got their jollies off before busting them, LOL.

Happened the same way in the roselle area many years back when I was booking strippers and topless waitresses. This was not my booking, however a girl I booked a lot would do what needed to be done depending on the money and customers. She came to my office in schaumburg one afternoon with a newspaper clipping and said that she was one that was rounded up! Of course the cops got their rocks off first! And then said after several hours look we have been here for hours, you are all great ladies, however our supervisor will bust us if we don't bust you! So yea I would say that is what went down at gunnison. Don't live over there any longer, however used to go by that place almost daily!

**SaintChuck** · 03-03-18 10:05

Originally Posted by Villa1028 [View Original Post]

Not sure if this is the right location to post but it is right off I290 and harlem. Anyone heard or reports on this AP? If not thinking of TTOFT.

You can read my post in this thread. Report #18490. Don't waste your time or your money. SaintChuck.

**Avg Joe** · 03-02-18 21:16

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

I've got a question that might be a little bit beside the point: how's the actual massage at Relax on Cermak? From the sound of it everything else is good, but seeing as my back is a bit achy I'd like to find a place that does a good massage in addition to everything else.

I have been there several times and always had a good massage from Mia. She is a cute little spinner type and if you ask her for hard she will do it. Was never shorted on time with her. I call ahead and make an appt with her so I dont have to wait around. I don't know any of the other girls there.

The only problem is that parking can be difficult on a weekday and be careful at night. There have been more than a few robberies in the C'town area. There are parking spots directly in front so use those if you can.

AJ.

**Walker333** · 03-02-18 19:54

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

I've got a question that might be a little bit beside the point: how's the actual massage at Relax on Cermak? From the sound of it everything else is good, but seeing as my back is a bit achy I'd like to find a place that does a good massage in addition to everything else.

Actually I've had a good massage when I paid for one hour, but the MT was not young and / or sexy and / or attractive at all. Going for hh with a younger talent will definitely be a challenge. Stay safe, Man.

**Robert Gou2** · 03-02-18 19:47

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

I've got a question that might be a little bit beside the point: how's the actual massage at Relax on Cermak? From the sound of it everything else is good, but seeing as my back is a bit achy I'd like to find a place that does a good massage in addition to everything else.

Not sure where you're located but for my money the best massage you can get is at sun in glen ellyn. PM for more details or check the Lombard message board.

**E2304** · 03-02-18 18:20

Originally Posted by WoodStreet [View Original Post]

I would not go there expecting a therapeutic massage. Once they know what you are there for they will ease of the massage effort and probably start the teasing.

Good pressure and fairly thorough.

**Wood Street** · 03-02-18 16:00

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

I've got a question that might be a little bit beside the point: how's the actual massage at Relax on Cermak? From the sound of it everything else is good, but seeing as my back is a bit achy I'd like to find a place that does a good massage in addition to everything else.

I would not go there expecting a therapeutic massage. Once they know what you are there for they will ease of the massage effort and probably start the teasing.

**Member #6027** · 03-02-18 12:04

I've got a question that might be a little bit beside the point: how's the actual massage at Relax on Cermak? From the sound of it everything else is good, but seeing as my back is a bit achy I'd like to find a place that does a good massage in addition to everything else.

**OngBak15** · 03-02-18 01:58

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

I remember reading a couple reviews here but I can't remember if they were good or bad. I try the search bar but it too short of a word to look up. Anybody here been there recently?

I went a month ago. Mid age asians. Massage was basic with te standard finish. Nothing to write home about. I would most likely not go back.

**Angai** · 03-02-18 00:19

Originally Posted by ChgoJJ [View Original Post]

The lady in the pic is not the actual MT (surprise surprise LOL) . MT is average looking latina, early 40's with a nice rack. . 50 for 45 minutes. Upsell was. 60 for HE, . 80 for topless HE and 1. 30 for nude HE. I negotiated standard HE for. 40. She wanted me to flip about 20 minutes into massage but I told her to massage me some more. Massage was just an oily rubdown. I personally will not see her again. Her name is Alexa. I TOFTT.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-body/88103652

773387 xxxx Let my soft hands explore your hard body.

Posted: Wednesday, February 28,2018 3:05 PM.

All natural Latina waiting for you to call.

My gentle touch will awaken every sense you have. I'll make your visit worth while.

https://www.Facebook.com/Pascual.castro.9235

Location: 47 and Pulaski, Chicago, City of Chicago.

Post I'd: 88103652 chicago.

Nice report sounds like the standard LMP experience thanks for saving me a trip I almost went there a couple weeks ago they just didn't have any girls available and by the time she called me back I went somewhere else.

**JamesTChicago** · 03-01-18 22:48

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

There a review of lotus spa on Irving Park at Rubmap. What does the review says about this new place? Good or bad?

Yeah, I'm curious too. Given that they are open until 11:00 that must be a good sign. Any word, anyone? I have some free time in a couple weeks so I'll give it a shot then. DMs are fine with me.

**Goodtimechicago** · 03-01-18 17:54

Got Lisa. 10/10 on AMP scale. Very youthful, amazing body, small breasts, best ass on an Asian that I've ever seen. Full access top and bottom. Offers CBJ if you bring your own protection. Damage wasn't negotiated. But I was very pleased so left a little above usual. Would see again if I didn't want variety, but she is a top notch backup for anyone wanting amazing looks and finish. Massage not worth it though so if you need that go with someone else.

**OrdLover** · 03-01-18 12:58

I remember reading a couple reviews here but I can't remember if they were good or bad. I try the search bar but it too short of a word to look up. Anybody here been there recently?

**ChgoJJ** · 02-28-18 19:53

The lady in the pic is not the actual MT (surprise surprise LOL) . MT is average looking latina, early 40's with a nice rack. . 50 for 45 minutes. Upsell was. 60 for HE, . 80 for topless HE and 1. 30 for nude HE. I negotiated standard HE for. 40. She wanted me to flip about 20 minutes into massage but I told her to massage me some more. Massage was just an oily rubdown. I personally will not see her again. Her name is Alexa. I TOFTT.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-body/88103652

773387 xxxx Let my soft hands explore your hard body.

Posted: Wednesday, February 28,2018 3:05 PM.

All natural Latina waiting for you to call.

My gentle touch will awaken every sense you have. I'll make your visit worth while.

https://www.Facebook.com/Pascual.castro.9235

Location: 47 and Pulaski, Chicago, City of Chicago.

Post I'd: 88103652 chicago.