Streetwalker Reports

[Troller1]

Anyone seen her in last month?

She was back from up north and appears to have disappeared again.

Speaking of name Liz-what ever happened to Liz the lawyer?

Saw her week before last first in Collier city then up at the Sunoco on dixie. Stopped and talked to her. She was torn down flaca has really taken it's toll on her. Damn shame. She really is a nice girl.

[KingOfTheBlues]

Michelle is what I would call a part-time ho she lives out west and comes to the hood sometimes on the weekend to do her thing to do her thing I have seen her several times but she is usually very cautious with new people but if you see a thick white ho with very blonde hair mid-forties she is definitely worth a try.

[KingOfTheBlues]

Greetings so on two occasions I have seen this thick white booty hanging out in the JMar area neither time was really convenient for me but I certainly would like to try her out soon any info on this one face was a little scabby which is a bit of a turn off for me but it was not that bad.

[Chris5]

Sorry for writing this book yall, but I had to share this with you.

It was late last night when I walked into the corner store (The Freeze) on powerline and hammondville. Walk in to get a beer and a little snack after getting drained by Christina, whom I've known for 2 years now and haven't gotten tired of the pussy yet. I walked out of the store, beer and black & mild in hand and was talking to one of my boys outside of the store. Anyway, after a few minutes of smoking and loitering, I started getting ready to hop in my car and go home. In walks "Patty", aka fatty patty. She walks up to me seemingly out of no where and asks me for a ride when I got to my car. Now I've seen this ***** walking on the loop and have passed countless times. Something about those fat bitches who's body is top heavy that just makes my dick crawl inside my body and hide. Literally, her body looked like an improper fraction, top heavy and doesn't look right at the first glance. Anyways, this fat ***** asks me for a up hammondville to Collier City.

Being the gentlemonger I am, I obliged. I don't know what the fuck she was doing before but the moment she got in my car she lets a fat, nasty (just like her) ass fart out (red flag number 1). Rolled down the windows quicker than a motherfucker to get some of that STENCH out. Shit was so bad I had to spray some Ozium to try and cover it up and the Ozium was losing. Now at this point, I'm already mad and questioning why the fuck I ever let her in my car in the first place and what did I do to deserve this. I just turned the radio up and started driving faster to get some of that fresh air flowing in the car. I get to a stop light after pushing 60 mph and she tells me didn't really want a ride, she just wanted to get away from that area (red flag number 2).

Now, I'm thinking, why in the fuck would she, a drug addicted, overweight, prostitute want to get away from the source of her vices? I pushed the thought to the back of my head and told her she better make her mind up on where she's going before I kick her ass out on the side of Wendys. She then tells me that she is hungry (big fuckin surprise) and that she hasnt eaten all day. She then tells me that she will blow me for $10 for aride to get some food. Now, idk about you guys, but I'll NEVER take any one of these hoes anywhere in my vehicle but to the monger hideout, but I told her I would (knowing damn well I won't).

Anyways, she starts demanding the money upfront (red flag 3) and says that she doenst know me and blah blah blah. I gave her the money and sure enough she starts talking about how I need to make this quick and she doesn't have any time (how any SW thinks their time is of any actual value is a huge fuckin LOL. Not a single one of these hoes are worth anything more than. 2 for a BJ at my leisure in my mind). At this point, I'm starting to get more angry because the ***** didn't stop talking from the moment she got in my car and I have this thing about bitches that talk too much. I tell her, ok, I have a spot nearby and how quick I finish depends on how good she does (typical monger shit).

We get to the spot and she goes down with a weak ass bbj. No traction on the member or anything. Probably one of the worst head games I've ever experienced in my life (and that includes Luna from FLL, which some of you already knew how GARBAGE she was). I was legitimately pissed off at this point becasue she did nothing but waste my valuable time up to this point and she won't suck for longer than a 15 second period and starts jerking me off. I tell her I didn't give her my money and waste my gas for this bullshit and she starts raising her voice (red flag number eleventy). I told her to shut the fuck up and get back to doing her "job".

3 more minutes go by of the bullshit suck and tug tactic and she starts yelling for me to hurry up. I pulled her hand off of my johnson and put it away. She starts talking all kinds of reckless shit again saying how I should be lucky and blah blah blah. It took me no more than 30 seconds of her diatribe this time for me to reach in my backseat and grab my good friend S&W and put him in the pouch behind her seat. I tell her, if you say another fucking word I'll smack the fuck out of you. Surely enough she decided to test me and I backhanded the shit out of her. Now I've never been one to put a hand on bitches, but she definitely deserved this one.

She starts banging on my dashboard and I closed the fist and socked her in her jaw then reached in my backseat and got my tool when she tried to slap me. Pointed it at her (saftey on of course) and she TOOK THE FUCK OFF. Fat ***** turned into Usain Bolt running down the street yelling. Luckily after being in the area for over a decade and putting more miles on these roads than all of Uber itself, I know where all the good spots are and no one heard that fat pig squealing. I peeled the fuck out and tried to mow her down to no success (I know, bad idea), then took off.

Moral of the story, don't drink and drive kids.

Don't take no shit off any of these hookers!

C5.

[BangLingBust]

Still trying to figure out which Jaime it is and where she can be found. Is this her?

Went to school with her. Before the candy and all. The tits use to be massive. Sadly never hooked up with her then when I had the chance. Little scary looking now compared to then. Sad to see those tits go.

[Joseph Kerr]

Still trying to figure out which Jaime it is and where she can be found. Is this her?

That's her! Can be found around J-Mar. I don't know about any other Jayme, but this is the one I was talking about.

[NeilAndBob]

Still trying to figure out which Jaime it is and where she can be found. Is this her?

Ill hose her down if I find her.

[Luvahj]

Found Jayme this morning, said she went on vacation back in November, agreed on. 30 gave her a welcome back bbcip damn she's got some nice tatas.

Still trying to figure out which Jaime it is and where she can be found. Is this her?

[IHateCbj]

Like I said MUCH better in person.

I have no reason not to believe you. You're usually spot on.

[Luvahj]

From all accounts she's a great no hassle submissive date. Before she went "missing" I looked far and wide for her. I even enlisted a search party of local girls to find the little gem but to no avail.

Luvahj, is you find please contact me and I'll do the same if I run into her first.

Thanks.

Yes she was a great date!! Worked the area across from the Exxon SOUTH of Atlantic. I had a phone number of a guy where she crashed but she didn't show up there after her vacation that stated 1/11. I sent you a PM with more info and a better picture. I will reach out to you soon after I give her a load of Zinc.

[DtMaestro]

Like I said MUCH better in person.

From all accounts she's a great no hassle submissive date. Before she went "missing" I looked far and wide for her. I even enlisted a search party of local girls to find the little gem but to no avail.

Luvahj, is you find please contact me and I'll do the same if I run into her first.

Thanks.

[DopeJohnson]

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[Luvahj]

My god, compliant or not, that's one ugly hoe. This ***** looks like an albino gecko. Jesus Christ. They need to keep her locked up LOL.

Like I said MUCH better in person.

[BrowardMan6942]

Oh it the blonde jay, I mean she gives amazing head LOL. But always tries to get. 50 and I'm just not going to pay that much I can get 3 bbjcim for that much LOL. This is the short petite jaime I'm talking about. But if you're looking for Jay, or her friend, the digits are still working, she's tried calling me a couple times this past weekend.

Thanks for the info and BTW I don't mind paying 50 if the girl is good, decent looking and weighs more than 60 pounds and isn't all scabbed up.

[NeilAndBob]

Sorry for writing this book yall, but I had to share this with you.

It was late last night when I walked into the corner store (The Freeze) on powerline and hammondville. Walk in to get a beer and a little snack after getting drained by Christina, whom I've known for 2 years now and haven't gotten tired of the pussy yet. I walked out of the store, beer and black & mild in hand and was talking to one of my boys outside of the store. Anyway, after a few minutes of smoking and loitering, I started getting ready to hop in my car and go home. In walks "Patty", aka fatty patty. She walks up to me seemingly out of no where and asks me for a ride when I got to my car. Now I've seen this ***** walking on the loop and have passed countless times. Something about those fat bitches who's body is top heavy that just makes my dick crawl inside my body and hide. Literally, her body looked like an improper fraction, top heavy and doesn't look right at the first glance. Anyways, this fat ***** asks me for a up hammondville to Collier City.

Being the gentlemonger I am, I obliged. I don't know what the fuck she was doing before but the moment she got in my car she lets a fat, nasty (just like her) ass fart out (red flag number 1). Rolled down the windows quicker than a motherfucker to get some of that STENCH out. Shit was so bad I had to spray some Ozium to try and cover it up and the Ozium was losing. Now at this point, I'm already mad and questioning why the fuck I ever let her in my car in the first place and what did I do to deserve this. I just turned the radio up and started driving faster to get some of that fresh air flowing in the car. I get to a stop light after pushing 60 mph and she tells me didn't really want a ride, she just wanted to get away from that area (red flag number 2).

Now, I'm thinking, why in the fuck would she, a drug addicted, overweight, prostitute want to get away from the source of her vices? I pushed the thought to the back of my head and told her she better make her mind up on where she's going before I kick her ass out on the side of Wendys. She then tells me that she is hungry (big fuckin surprise) and that she hasnt eaten all day. She then tells me that she will blow me for $10 for aride to get some food. Now, idk about you guys, but I'll NEVER take any one of these hoes anywhere in my vehicle but to the monger hideout, but I told her I would (knowing damn well I won't).

Anyways, she starts demanding the money upfront (red flag 3) and says that she doenst know me and blah blah blah. I gave her the money and sure enough she starts talking about how I need to make this quick and she doesn't have any time (how any SW thinks their time is of any actual value is a huge fuckin LOL. Not a single one of these hoes are worth anything more than. 2 for a BJ at my leisure in my mind). At this point, I'm starting to get more angry because the ***** didn't stop talking from the moment she got in my car and I have this thing about bitches that talk too much. I tell her, ok, I have a spot nearby and how quick I finish depends on how good she does (typical monger shit).

We get to the spot and she goes down with a weak ass bbj. No traction on the member or anything. Probably one of the worst head games I've ever experienced in my life (and that includes Luna from FLL, which some of you already knew how GARBAGE she was). I was legitimately pissed off at this point becasue she did nothing but waste my valuable time up to this point and she won't suck for longer than a 15 second period and starts jerking me off. I tell her I didn't give her my money and waste my gas for this bullshit and she starts raising her voice (red flag number eleventy). I told her to shut the fuck up and get back to doing her "job".

3 more minutes go by of the bullshit suck and tug tactic and she starts yelling for me to hurry up. I pulled her hand off of my johnson and put it away. She starts talking all kinds of reckless shit again saying how I should be lucky and blah blah blah. It took me no more than 30 seconds of her diatribe this time for me to reach in my backseat and grab my good friend S&W and put him in the pouch behind her seat. I tell her, if you say another fucking word I'll smack the fuck out of you. Surely enough she decided to test me and I backhanded the shit out of her. Now I've never been one to put a hand on bitches, but she definitely deserved this one.

She starts banging on my dashboard and I closed the fist and socked her in her jaw then reached in my backseat and got my tool when she tried to slap me. Pointed it at her (saftey on of course) and she TOOK THE FUCK OFF. Fat ***** turned into Usain Bolt running down the street yelling. Luckily after being in the area for over a decade and putting more miles on these roads than all of Uber itself, I know where all the good spots are and no one heard that fat pig squealing. I peeled the fuck out and tried to mow her down to no success (I know, bad idea), then took off.

Moral of the story, don't drink and drive kids.

I hate it when that happens.