Streetwalker Reports

**IHateCbj** · 02-26-18 23:13

Sorry for writing this book yall, but I had to share this with you.

It was late last night when I walked into the corner store (The Freeze) on powerline and hammondville. Walk in to get a beer and a little snack after getting drained by Christina, whom I've known for 2 years now and haven't gotten tired of the pussy yet. I walked out of the store, beer and black & mild in hand and was talking to one of my boys outside of the store. Anyway, after a few minutes of smoking and loitering, I started getting ready to hop in my car and go home. In walks "Patty", aka fatty patty. She walks up to me seemingly out of no where and asks me for a ride when I got to my car. Now I've seen this ***** walking on the loop and have passed countless times. Something about those fat bitches who's body is top heavy that just makes my dick crawl inside my body and hide. Literally, her body looked like an improper fraction, top heavy and doesn't look right at the first glance. Anyways, this fat ***** asks me for a up hammondville to Collier City.

Being the gentlemonger I am, I obliged. I don't know what the fuck she was doing before but the moment she got in my car she lets a fat, nasty (just like her) ass fart out (red flag number 1). Rolled down the windows quicker than a motherfucker to get some of that STENCH out. Shit was so bad I had to spray some Ozium to try and cover it up and the Ozium was losing. Now at this point, I'm already mad and questioning why the fuck I ever let her in my car in the first place and what did I do to deserve this. I just turned the radio up and started driving faster to get some of that fresh air flowing in the car. I get to a stop light after pushing 60 mph and she tells me didn't really want a ride, she just wanted to get away from that area (red flag number 2).

Now, I'm thinking, why in the fuck would she, a drug addicted, overweight, prostitute want to get away from the source of her vices? I pushed the thought to the back of my head and told her she better make her mind up on where she's going before I kick her ass out on the side of Wendys. She then tells me that she is hungry (big fuckin surprise) and that she hasnt eaten all day. She then tells me that she will blow me for $10 for aride to get some food. Now, idk about you guys, but I'll NEVER take any one of these hoes anywhere in my vehicle but to the monger hideout, but I told her I would (knowing damn well I won't).

Anyways, she starts demanding the money upfront (red flag 3) and says that she doenst know me and blah blah blah. I gave her the money and sure enough she starts talking about how I need to make this quick and she doesn't have any time (how any SW thinks their time is of any actual value is a huge fuckin LOL. Not a single one of these hoes are worth anything more than. 2 for a BJ at my leisure in my mind). At this point, I'm starting to get more angry because the ***** didn't stop talking from the moment she got in my car and I have this thing about bitches that talk too much. I tell her, ok, I have a spot nearby and how quick I finish depends on how good she does (typical monger shit).

We get to the spot and she goes down with a weak ass bbj. No traction on the member or anything. Probably one of the worst head games I've ever experienced in my life (and that includes Luna from FLL, which some of you already knew how GARBAGE she was). I was legitimately pissed off at this point becasue she did nothing but waste my valuable time up to this point and she won't suck for longer than a 15 second period and starts jerking me off. I tell her I didn't give her my money and waste my gas for this bullshit and she starts raising her voice (red flag number eleventy). I told her to shut the fuck up and get back to doing her "job".

3 more minutes go by of the bullshit suck and tug tactic and she starts yelling for me to hurry up. I pulled her hand off of my johnson and put it away. She starts talking all kinds of reckless shit again saying how I should be lucky and blah blah blah. It took me no more than 30 seconds of her diatribe this time for me to reach in my backseat and grab my good friend S&W and put him in the pouch behind her seat. I tell her, if you say another fucking word I'll smack the fuck out of you. Surely enough she decided to test me and I backhanded the shit out of her. Now I've never been one to put a hand on bitches, but she definitely deserved this one.

She starts banging on my dashboard and I closed the fist and socked her in her jaw then reached in my backseat and got my tool when she tried to slap me. Pointed it at her (saftey on of course) and she TOOK THE FUCK OFF. Fat ***** turned into Usain Bolt running down the street yelling. Luckily after being in the area for over a decade and putting more miles on these roads than all of Uber itself, I know where all the good spots are and no one heard that fat pig squealing. I peeled the fuck out and tried to mow her down to no success (I know, bad idea), then took off.

Moral of the story, don't drink and drive kids.

**NeilAndBob** · 02-26-18 22:55

Originally Posted by IHateCbj [View Original Post]

My god, compliant or not, that's one ugly hoe. This ***** looks like an albino gecko. Jesus Christ. They need to keep her locked up LOL.

Please, tell us how you really feel.

**IHateCbj** · 02-26-18 22:31

Originally Posted by Luvahj [View Original Post]

This Lexie? Also called Lexxa. She went on a vacation for about 6 weeks and am hoping to re find her. She is also compliant, very compliant! She looks much better in person with her hair down

My god, compliant or not, that's one ugly hoe. This ***** looks like an albino gecko. Jesus Christ. They need to keep her locked up LOL.

**BrdMan** · 02-26-18 20:44

Originally Posted by UGB12 [View Original Post]

Anyone familiar with who this might be? Came up on BP in pompano, so may be a walker.

If that's who I think it might be. I think I've seen her near LEO subdivision. If it is, she gives good head, but asks for. 40 but can be bargained down to. 30 definitely good decent DT.

**BrdMan** · 02-26-18 20:40

Anyone here familiar with the west palm loop? I'm going to be in riviera beach this Thursday, anyone willing to pm some details on where to start? Tried the west palm forum but no one really answers me.

**BrdMan** · 02-26-18 20:38

Originally Posted by BrowardMan6942 [View Original Post]

Is that the Jay with blonde hair? When I saw her last she had a bandage on her neck. Is her "friends" number still good?

Oh it the blonde jay, I mean she gives amazing head LOL. But always tries to get. 50 and I'm just not going to pay that much I can get 3 bbjcim for that much LOL. This is the short petite jaime I'm talking about. But if you're looking for Jay, or her friend, the digits are still working, she's tried calling me a couple times this past weekend.

**BrowardMan6942** · 02-26-18 20:31

Anyone seen her in last month?

She was back from up north and appears to have disappeared again.

Speaking of name Liz-what ever happened to Liz the lawyer?

**PensLover** · 02-26-18 19:33

Major uncle operation underway.

**FilthyKoala** · 02-26-18 16:11

Originally Posted by Luvahj [View Original Post]

This Lexie? Also called Lexxa. She went on a vacation for about 6 weeks and am hoping to re find her. She is also compliant, very compliant! She looks much better in person with her hair down

Yea Lexi looks way better than those pics haha, was only with her once but she wanted to please 100% Great girl.

**NeilAndBob** · 02-26-18 15:46

Originally Posted by ScottFromFL [View Original Post]

Anybody seen the midget lately? I am still looking for her.

She's out of boca, but I hear she's planning to move this way. Believe it or not, she and those grungy parents get a check from whitman chocolates every month, apparently, the great grandparents started the company. Mom and dad just like living on the street, I guess that's why you never see them panhandling.

**ScottFromFL** · 02-26-18 15:43

Ty for the reply.

Originally Posted by BigBadDog69 [View Original Post]

She may have just been visiting the bus bench with mom for a while. Have not seen her since.

**Luvahj** · 02-26-18 13:12

Originally Posted by Sucker555 [View Original Post]

Picked up lexie at 1 am "almost" by Sonoco.

Gain weight, looks decent, and clean.

Gave her 30 roses for f / s.

Always compliant.

I don't think this one is use to hats either.

Luckily I always have a full box.

Would repeat because she was looking clean and was very compliant.

This Lexie? Also called Lexxa. She went on a vacation for about 6 weeks and am hoping to re find her. She is also compliant, very compliant! She looks much better in person with her hair down

**BigBadDog69** · 02-26-18 12:50

Originally Posted by ScottFromFL [View Original Post]

Anybody seen the midget lately? I am still looking for her.

She may have just been visiting the bus bench with mom for a while. Have not seen her since.

**ScottFromFL** · 02-26-18 12:25

Anybody seen the midget lately? I am still looking for her.

**NeilAndBob** · 02-26-18 07:49

Originally Posted by Sucker555 [View Original Post]

Picked up lexie at 1 am "almost" by Sonoco.

Gain weight, looks decent, and clean.

Gave her 30 roses for f / s.

Always compliant.

I don't think this one is use to hats either.

Luckily I always have a full box.

Would repeat because she was looking clean and was very compliant.

I saw her too, def put on some wieght, I heard the service was bad though.