Massage Parlor Reports

[AllHailChet]

Now if you want a guarantee of more than "just" HE, get you to a KAMP. Go see Hannah at Royal in Doraville; both my heads still dream about her, but the thinness of my wallet keeps holding me back.

Is it Royal Spa? There's a couple places I see around there with "Royal" in the name. Also what's the damage? Feel free to pm.

[Petey1015]

It sounds like neither one should be tight. It appears everyone in Georgia and Russia has fucked her one way or the other.

So everyone in Georgia and Russia might be accurate, although tightness or the lack there of, has nothing to do with it.

[Percy1234]

What's the difference between b2 b and nuru?

If I am not mistaken, Nuru is a seaweed based gel which is used liberally for making the bodies slippery for more erotic sensation.

[People Pleasur]

Its Legit. A buddy of mine said he got a HE there, but it was more of a miss than hits on other times he has been there.

My one and only visit I got all good vibes and the HE was quite nice. Maybe I got lucky? I was thinking of going again tonight because it seemed like a sure bet. Not having great success in other spots on the west side.

[RobZimmer]

Went to this place for the 3rd time last Saturday, it's convenient to work and I don't leave smelling like I been there. It' in the Goodwill shopping center between Home Depot and Druid Hills speedway.

Let me backup to the first visit a stretch back. My dogs were aching, actually wanted a foot massage, I read about the place on Yelp, positive legit reviews there. An older Chinese man in a white coat was standing out front. He walks in as I approach, I asked about the foot massage. I'm thinking acupuncture needles and the such, NICE. There appears to be no one in the place but him. He says " you need massage" and points to door. K, let me see your girl, he for damn sure not doing that. A smiling cute little thing appears, how much I ask? $50 for the hour. I'm confused now because this place is looking like Buford Highway all dressed up in Decatur. What the hell, I'll bite. She leads me in, can't speak a lick from what I can tell, just giggles. She actually gave a nice massage with plenty of play down below. She then climbed up on my back and did some crazy maneuvers with her big toe knuckle putting pleasurable pressure on the taint area, and weirdly at times almost up the dirt highway. I can feel the sensation of maybe a sock on her foot? But also feel barefoot? On the flip I see that she's got her toe knuckle taped up like a gymnast. Okay, I'm a little grossed out, how often does she change that tape. Shake it off, that ship's done sailed.

She begins to rub the chest from overhead, brushing her chest on my face. I begin the roaming under her endless layers of tops, She goes to work on the HE. It felt like she brought the whole damn family in there to help, her hands were busy to say the least. I had to pick my head up to see WTF. I chuckled a little bit, she put her finger over my lips, it's a strictly whispering place with legit customers mixed in and partial walls. Anyway, I ask her name. "Mimi. I Mimi, you Youyou" she says. I dropped the house plus $40, I know I'm an asshole for raising the expectation bar, but I'm a sucker extra effort.

On my second visit, same dude and her. She was very happy to see me as I would have imagined. Much the same effort on the table with much more play around the butthole. It's not something I asked for, but it was pleasurable all the same. This time I left her $30 for the extra effort and she was all dog faced, I feel terrible.

My last visit on last Saturday was damn weird. I pull up and there were a couple of sisters standing out front pointing at the foot diagrams on the window. I wait a few moments but they don't go away. Whatever, I'm going in. They walk in just ahead of me and as they do, a ratty ass Toyota van rolls buy slowly with a middle eastern dude in the passenger seat taking rapid pics of the place. I duck in and watch through the lace curtain as they stop and continue to film or take pics or whatever they were doing. Pretty sure they got me walking up, but they're not cops, just dirty ass immigrants from what I can tell. Now, in walks a black dude, opens the door to the back and walks all they way through the place and out the back door. HUH? The sisters are standing by the foot chairs, are they customers or are they help. These big girls are not going to be rubbing on me or climbing their 250 + lb asses on my back. An unfamiliar Asian woman asks what's up. I said is Mimi here, yes she replies, "you come back". I undress all but the undies, if one of those big girls comes in I'm bolting. I'm trying to piece it all together in my head, still not sure WTF, pretty sure woman is wife of the dude who probably has day off or something. She comes in as the one who give massage, I ask again for Mimi but she just ignores. Now all of a sudden she doesn't understand basics. I fucking hate that part of the game. I really want to be crude with her now, but I maintain cool. I say to her "You make my happy? She say " I no understand" I put her hand on mr. Happy, she smiles and directs me to the table. She's in and out of the room yapping in Chinese with at least 2 other women in the back, I'm assuming one of them is my Mimi. She continues to yap while she's rubbing on me. I'm sighing extra loud and tensing up. No teasing on the rub, I'm going to be pissed if there's no fun. On the flip at least she asked if I wanted big head rubbed, to which I declined. She rubbed chest like Mimi (must be in training manual for the place) with her owners wife boobs in my face, alright, there's a finish here. Again, under the cover feel up on her but it didn't last long at all. She slapped my buddy into shape and kneaded the knot out of it like I was livestock. I kind of liked the roughness, but not for the sake of her getting the job done in as little time as possible. I was thinking of Ron White when he takes his dog into the vet to get jacked off. House +20 and I'm out. On the way out, there's a large old dud sitting in the chair droning on and on so everyone can hear his raspy voice and imagine his nasty ass feet being rubbed by a girl who's going to later handle me.

I'm going to try again if for nothing to see what all Mimi is capable of. Any of that other bullshit, and the little feller is going to have to wait.

[AtlantaGator]

I asked for Emory based on someone else's review here, but only Karen was available. Typical provider appearance, not hot, but not ugly. Her massage was very good, and the teasing / caressing was possibly the best I've had. HE was pretty good as she gave plenty of attention to all my erogenous zones while stroking, but the stroking itself was a little tight for my taste. I had offered $. 4 for the tip, and she seemed just okay with it. I ended up paying $. 8 + . 6 for the hour just because it was better than average.

[AtlantaGator]

I did see the TER reviews. Met Lisa today. Awesome experience. Great B2 B massage $. 8 for 1/2 hr. She also does nuru which I didn't partake. Very sensual and easy going. Mutual touching and FIV allowed. Has anybody got a BJ from her?

What's the difference between b2 b and nuru?

[AtlantaGator]

Nancy's Chicago style downtown (Ponce De Leon Ave.).

Haven't tried it yet, but is on the horizon! I like Chicago Bar and Grill in Smyrna. . also Savage Pizza in Little 5 Points has calzones that are so good that I almost feel like I should give the chef a HE. That or tip him like I just got one. :-D.

[Percy1234]

She has plenty reviews in TER. She's a winner if you like pretty sexy light skinned black girls. I've seen her plenty of times. No FS but very good B2B massage.

I did see the TER reviews. Met Lisa today. Awesome experience. Great B2 B massage $. 8 for 1/2 hr. She also does nuru which I didn't partake. Very sensual and easy going. Mutual touching and FIV allowed. Has anybody got a BJ from her?

[NinjaNomics]

Driving down 41 I noticed ZR Massage. I stoped in and they said it would be a 20 minute wait. I left but am considering returning. Anyone have any experience here? I don't remember seeing it reviewed.

Its Legit. A buddy of mine said he got a HE there, but it was more of a miss than hits on other times he has been there.

[Niteluvr]

Went in for my first ever MP visit. Greeted by chubby mid 40's lady. Seemed to be the only person in the business. Leads me to the room tells me to get undressed and wait. I do so, hoping for the best. Wasn't keen on laying on my front having my butt out like that, so I just lay on my back. She comes in and immediately notices jr hanging out. No hesitation as she start caressing jr. Literally did not focus on any part of my body which was annoying as I also legit needed a massage LMAO. She starts lubing me up, OTC was on the table. She was getting into it it seemed. I inquire if only HE was on the table. She said yes and it would require a. 4 tip. Wasn't about to pay for something I can do myself so I asked her if she's sure nothing is on the table. She said yes so I told her no HE. At this point someone else had walked in and was waiting 5 minutes. She ended it pretty quick when I told her she'd get no tip. Overall. Meh. Looking for more interesting places now, but don't know where. Damage was .4 for half, .6 for full.

You're lucky you didn't spook her by starting out on your back. FYI, massages always begin with the customer face down unless he specifies otherwise.

[JWSouth]

Went in for my first ever MP visit. Greeted by chubby mid 40's lady. Seemed to be the only person in the business. Leads me to the room tells me to get undressed and wait. I do so, hoping for the best. Wasn't keen on laying on my front having my butt out like that, so I just lay on my back. She comes in and immediately notices jr hanging out. No hesitation as she start caressing jr. Literally did not focus on any part of my body which was annoying as I also legit needed a massage LMAO. She starts lubing me up, OTC was on the table. She was getting into it it seemed. I inquire if only HE was on the table. She said yes and it would require a. 4 tip. Wasn't about to pay for something I can do myself so I asked her if she's sure nothing is on the table. She said yes so I told her no HE. At this point someone else had walked in and was waiting 5 minutes. She ended it pretty quick when I told her she'd get no tip. Overall. Meh. Looking for more interesting places now, but don't know where. Damage was .4 for half, .6 for full.

But my read is you done fucked up: CAMPs are always hit or miss and here you got a guaranteed HJ on your first visit to a new-to-you location that (bonus!) was also your first visit anywhere. And you turned it down cause she wouldn't pony up and offer more! Sure you drew an owl but guess what, my cherry pop was a sweet old owl too. Got me up on old fours and milked me like the big perverted head of cattle that I am.

Now if you want a guarantee of more than "just" HE, get you to a KAMP. Go see Hannah at Royal in Doraville; both my heads still dream about her, but the thinness of my wallet keeps holding me back.

And welcome to your newest addiction. You'll find lots of helpful little devils up in here to perch on your shoulder and steer you down the path of spoogy wickedness LOL.

[JoeDeertay]

I just threw up a little in my mouth. I don't think I have it in me to discuss her shit schedule, LOL.

Her butt hole still tight if you be the first one to fuck her that day. Make sure she unload her morning shits first. Ask her before you put it in otherwise u really fuck the SHIT out of her......but shower only few steps away for easy clean up.

[Niteluvr]

It sounds like neither one should be tight. It appears everyone in Georgia and Russia has fucked her one way or the other.

In addition to that, she's just plain fugly.

[AllHailChet]

Went in for my first ever MP visit. Greeted by chubby mid 40's lady. Seemed to be the only person in the business. Leads me to the room tells me to get undressed and wait. I do so, hoping for the best. Wasn't keen on laying on my front having my butt out like that, so I just lay on my back. She comes in and immediately notices jr hanging out. No hesitation as she start caressing jr. Literally did not focus on any part of my body which was annoying as I also legit needed a massage LMAO. She starts lubing me up, OTC was on the table. She was getting into it it seemed. I inquire if only HE was on the table. She said yes and it would require a. 4 tip. Wasn't about to pay for something I can do myself so I asked her if she's sure nothing is on the table. She said yes so I told her no HE. At this point someone else had walked in and was waiting 5 minutes. She ended it pretty quick when I told her she'd get no tip. Overall. Meh. Looking for more interesting places now, but don't know where. Damage was .4 for half, .6 for full.