Massage Parlor Reports Only Senior Members with 50 posts or more

**TwoBlueBalls** · 02-22-18 01:24

I can relate as I've had similar countless experiences where I'm initially disappointed with the MT provided, but they get a lot better looking when providing an awesome massage with some erotic touching. Still, a bargain compared to a Massage Envy or similar legit MP's. Good report, even tempting me to slum it.

Originally Posted by JMeade [View Original Post]

I had a long flight and a light wallet, so I was looking for a good massage with some release and no more than 40 + 40. I went to Z's hoping to see Eva, but she was booked up for several hours, so I was given Honey. She is late 30's / early 40's and not all that attractive. Larger build than most providers and an okay face. But man did she deliver excellent service. . . . In the end I paid 40 HF and 40 tip (no up front negotiations, which I like). She provides an excellent message, has a fantastic attitude, and gives a top service in every way. Her only real downside is her looks. To be clear, she's not ugly, just very plain looking with a thick body and a smallish top (for her build).

**J Meade** · 02-21-18 12:46

I had a long flight and a light wallet, so I was looking for a good massage with some release and no more than 40 + 40. I went to Z's hoping to see Eva, but she was booked up for several hours, so I was given Honey. She is late 30's / early 40's and not all that attractive. Larger build than most providers and an okay face. But man did she deliver excellent service. The massage was exactly what I was looking for. She hit the right spots and got all the tension out of my back. I have to say it was the best therapeutic massage I've received (she's probably the 15th provider I've seen, so take that for what it's worth). There was constant teasing of my boys while she massaged my legs (at least 10 min worth). After the flip she gave a slow, sensual HJ with varying technique. Lots of roaming top and bottom with her dress pulled up. I got the feeling that PIV was on offer, but I was so intent on enjoying her handy work that I just spent the time cupping her natural B cups. I eventually exploded after enjoying every second of it. After clean up she finished out the hour with continued massage on my legs, head, and feet. She offered a TS, but I was in my happy place and didn't want to move, so I declined.

During the HE she leaned over to dirty talk in my ear, which was incredibly hot. Her English is quite good. Of note, during this time I noticed a hint of cigarette smoke which doesn't bother me, but I know is a turn off to some.

In the end I paid 40 HF and 40 tip (no up front negotiations, which I like). She provides an excellent message, has a fantastic attitude, and gives a top service in every way. Her only real downside is her looks. To be clear, she's not ugly, just very plain looking with a thick body and a smallish top (for her build).

**HardRock365** · 02-21-18 12:19

Stopped by to check this place out. Typical strip mall setup. Walked in and greeted by a younger gal at the front desk (Solid door closing off the lobby from the rooms / hallway). She's cute, maybe late 20's 5'4 110 lbs wearing a long sleeve fitted shirt, leggings and a trench coat. (haha). Didn't know what to expect so she leads me back to the room. Theres maybe 8 rooms total. On my way pass a mid 30's Chinese gal who's a good 7/10 and an older mamasan who I was praying wasn't my gal.

50 for the hour and I get undressed. I wait almost 5 minutes and I'm considering leaving. Original young gal comes back, apologizes and ditches the trench coat. Hard pressure please. Towel stretched out and massage on top it was decent. Then came the harder pressure and I really enjoyed it. 15 minutes in its time for the oil. Warmed it up in her hands and did a sensual drip / tickle thing the whole way down my back to legs. Some light teasing so I knew I was golden. Massaged my ass and taint. Hard as a rock. Hot towel and the flip.

Left towel on my stomach and I finally grabbed her ass and rubbed her pussy from behind OTC. Worked my way up her back and ribs and caressed her tits over her bra under her shirt. She pulled back and giggled no no. I asked to she her tits but she wasnt about that (maybe next time). Great two hand stroke working the base and tip. Took me a while but I finally came and she giggled. I guess I nailed her with some of my load. Kept the pressure and stroking till I was well past done. "I'm going to need more paper towel". Left and came back with a hot towel and wiped me clean.

I had 10 left but I had to run. She even offered to give me a good head and face massage but I was good. Cup of water, a hug and 40 tip. Her name is Amy. Young cute and energetic. Left happy. Enjoy brothers!

**Nervous Noob** · 02-20-18 10:12

I've been to Massage Wen above the comic shop a bunch, seen three different girls and was always taken care of, hot stones when its cold, good massage with roaming, no rush, although they negotiated me to $60 instead of the standard 40, sorry fellas, I know people ***** about guys that do that, but it has been very reliable for me. I go during lunch.

At Lucky Energy Spa in Carlsbad village I never saw the beautiful girls they talk about on backpage, but I did have several happy endings with no rush slow sensual finish from the friendly mamasan.

I tried the place above Rookie's once, had a poor massage and then on the flip I had to finish myself, but she was OK rubbing my nipples and balls while I did it.

**Big Poppa II** · 02-20-18 08:14

Originally Posted by Gyration [View Original Post]

The only time I went there, the girl wanted 80 for a HJ and I told her no way, I would give 40, she refused, so I told her forget about it, you killed the mood, than I have her 20 for a mediocre massage and she called me stingy and I never looked back and never went back.

I walked out of there after she asked for $ for HE, cannot wast time negotiating with an old lady.

BP.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 02-20-18 00:27

Originally Posted by BotShoes [View Original Post]

Should have read other report. Stopped by, fossil behind counter. 40 for 30 min massage. Strictly a crappy back massage, no flip, (mercifully). Tipped 5 for a new pair of teeth and booked.

Dude. Your report is hilarious, but why did you stay? No thanks for the visual on the flip with the FILF. Fu-Yuck!

**Gyration** · 02-20-18 00:18

Originally Posted by HalfOfADeck [View Original Post]

Went to Bernardo Massage last week and saw Sophia. 40 hr and 40 tip. She gave a nice massage and HE. I saw her a while back when she was new there. She is probably 50 ish and not a looker. Odd part about this time she asked 100 for a tip. I was thinking full menu but she said HE. I am not one to haggle for 20 but damn be reasonable. I did start to get up and she agreed to 40 like last time. I will not be back to see her.

On another note about seeing the others there. I saw Apple about a year ago and she wanted 60 for a HE. Seems like Bernardo Massage downgraded the girls and raised the rates.

The only time I went there, the girl wanted 80 for a HJ and I told her no way, I would give 40, she refused, so I told her forget about it, you killed the mood, than I have her 20 for a mediocre massage and she called me stingy and I never looked back and never went back.

**Member #6982** · 02-19-18 23:50

Originally Posted by ODog12 [View Original Post]

Dumb question for Ronson and places like that. Do you have to call ahead or do you show up without an appointywhen the address is posted. Been going to Pine and just showing up but I'm a relatively new to this game.

You can typically show up at any spot without notice. If you get a feel of the location, you can call ahead to make an appointment with a preferred provider.

Good Luck!

**Seeking Sex** · 02-19-18 23:43

Originally Posted by ODog12 [View Original Post]

Dumb question for Ronson and places like that. Do you have to call ahead or do you show up without an appointywhen the address is posted. Been going to Pine and just showing up but I'm a relatively new to this game.

I just show up. If they are busy, I go to another one.

**Sdsc619** · 02-19-18 15:54

Originally Posted by ChowGow [View Original Post]

Dude. You got "A-Hua. " I only know her name because of the BP ad. BTW, in their ad the pics of A-Hua are probably 10+ years old if they actually are pics of her. Glad to see you at least got a good rub and BJ. If you ever had fantasies of banging a hotel 3 T's maid (Teeny, tiny and tight) in an Asian country, make an appt with Coco and your wish will be fulfilled. I look forward to reading that post! Be safe and happy hunting.

Sounds right. She was very nice and accomodating, just hard to communicate with. She not very attractive, and has a little pudge in the middle, but service waa good. Fwiw, before she put the cover in she showed it to me before opening the wrapper and asked if it was ok to use. Not sure if hat means bare is possible but I didn't pursue.

Will definitly try to schedule with coco one of these days.

**BotShoes** · 02-19-18 15:37

Should have read other report. Stopped by, fossil behind counter. 40 for 30 min massage. Strictly a crappy back massage, no flip, (mercifully). Tipped 5 for a new pair of teeth and booked.

**HalfOfADeck** · 02-19-18 15:15

Went to Bernardo Massage last week and saw Sophia. 40 hr and 40 tip. She gave a nice massage and HE. I saw her a while back when she was new there. She is probably 50 ish and not a looker. Odd part about this time she asked 100 for a tip. I was thinking full menu but she said HE. I am not one to haggle for 20 but damn be reasonable. I did start to get up and she agreed to 40 like last time. I will not be back to see her.

On another note about seeing the others there. I saw Apple about a year ago and she wanted 60 for a HE. Seems like Bernardo Massage downgraded the girls and raised the rates.

**ODog12** · 02-19-18 13:18

Dumb question for Ronson and places like that. Do you have to call ahead or do you show up without an appointywhen the address is posted. Been going to Pine and just showing up but I'm a relatively new to this game.

**JakolMuna** · 02-19-18 12:24

Had a great massage with cute little Emma. Cute face but the clothes she was wearing did not show her curves. She did this thing were I was face down and she would sit on my back and I could feel her warm P. Y. Total turn on for me. On the flip I thought I was gonna get a happy ending but when I tried to grab her by the p. Why she said no. And me being a gentleman said oh I'm sorry. At the end she said give me a hug and see you again.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 02-19-18 11:26

Originally Posted by Kyler619 [View Original Post]

How do you know they are fake?

It's clear to many of us that this provider is asking her customers to post her reviews when she knows she's just rocked their world, AND. . .

There is nothing wrong with that, especially from the Senior members whom have contributed valid info to this forum and I look forward to and appreciate their posts, BUT. . .

There are many "suspect" posts on this topic from members that are new or only have a handful of posts that are clearly bogus white knights INCLUDING YOU.

The Admins can see the PM's and didn't just fall off the kimchi truck so they know what's going on even more so then us, SO. . .

Go back to the imaginary world you came from and quit wasting our time with your nonsense.

To you senior members whom are REAL contributors, I am sincerely glad you are enjoying this provider and would consider giving her a try myself, but I'm more of the Asian Persuasion type. Be safe and happy hunting!