Massage Parlor Reports

**ChrisPoontang** · 02-20-18 00:36

I've been two about 5 massage parlors in my life. 4 in the US and 1 in Rome and every time I overpaid for a massage and never got full service.

After listening to this segment its obvious some of you guys are getting lucky:

https://news.wgbh.org/2018/01/16/loc...action-so-rare

Note that the one monger is "in recovery".

LOL, yeah okay buddy. . if that's what you call it.

**Lovergrrl** · 02-20-18 00:23

Originally Posted by TeenyWeeny [View Original Post]

Which spot has the most caucasian and asian girls?

They are about the same in their offerings. They each have a good selection of colors and flavors.

**Lovergrrl** · 02-20-18 00:22

Originally Posted by MackBlamba [View Original Post]

Anyone try Serenity on Beach / Chapman next to a Starbucks? Just saw it while I was in the drive thru. Got lots of reviews on RM.

Been there a couple times. Was looking for little Spa and saw that they closed but the sign on the door said that the crew went over to Serenity. Got Kelly, a cute spinner in her late 20's or early 30's who spoke perfect English. Returned to see her a second time and was also pleased. She's small so she'll walk on your back and loves to crack the spine, LOL. While I was walking to the room last time saw a hot little number in a tight dress heading into another room so I'm sure there is fun to be had here.

**SecretAgent36** · 02-19-18 19:36

You all have inspired me to make a stop at one of these AMP's I've been searching the web for something that wasn't sketchy for a first timer and REALLY dug deep into every possible post to see where I would eventually end up. Now to start, I'm a younger guy, tall and built and to be honest I look like a cop / military (I get asked all the time). Luckily I'm not haha. So after a ton of research I ended up at Lavender on GG Blvd on Saturday around 4 pm. Waited outside a while to see what kind of people were going in and I noticed that mamasan would look at someone once and then take them quickly to a room. Seamless. Maybe 2 seconds in the door way. Lead me to a room with good music and asks for. 4 at the door. I remove my clothes and lay face down and a petite girl named Tiffany comes in. Fake bolt ones but a beautiful perky size. My ears weren't tuned to Vietnamese so I had trouble understanding her but after I calmed down she was understandable. She could probably feel my heart beat and took the time to calm me down and played my ego a bit and got me to relax. I wouldn't say I got a massage but she did get on my back with elbows and knees and rubbed them on me for a bit. She talked to me close to my ear and definitely turned me on. Then within 2 minutes she said "Ok time to turn over" "Here's how it works here. . 4 HJ, . 6 CBJ, 4" I teased her and pretended like I had no clue what she was talking about and then said I was sorry that I only brought. 3. She said "oh honey that's not enough and I said how about I come see you next week if you give me a discount now. She debated for a bit and then said if I come back she could give me a deal. She grabbed my pants and wallet and I gave her. 3 and she got to work. I felt rushed at first but that was probably just me in my head. She gave an ok HJ but she made some great sounds that got me going. She pulled down her top and had some beautiful bolt ons and grabbed my hands and rubbed them on her. She moaned and licked my chest and kissed my body and after a few minutes I was satisfied and good to go. I loved how she cleaned me up and got me water and stayed in the room and helped me put my clothes on. It wasn't until I stood up that I realized how petite she was. I could have smuggled her out LOL. She teased me a little and said she works weekends only and said that I should come back so she could show me a good time. I told her I would and was on my way. Body was an 8. Face was an 8. HJ was a 6. Total damage was. 7. I'd definitely say it was worth it. Only complaint is that it's on a major street and I feel like everyone can see me. In my mind going in the middle of the day makes me less likely to get busted but who knows. Now here's the kicker.

I went back today at 1 pm. Walked in the door. Same lady and some guy maybe late 30's to mid 40's there both viet. Guy looked kinda OG gangster but I'm not easily intimidated so its no biggie. For some reason, him being there made me feel safer. Like he was a good look out. Lady leads me to the room. I giver her $ she gives me. 6 change and I lay down. I was hoping that I would get someone at least half as nice as my last experience becuase this time I was looking for FS. I was laying there for a disturbing amount of time and got kinda confused but after walks in Lisa. Just as good if not better looking. She comes in and rubs her hands on me so lightly its almost imperceptible. She talks dirty and says nice things to turn me on and I just mumbled to confirm that I liked what she was doing. After 2 minutes she asks me to flip and says FS is $. 6. I said how about $. 4 and she say "for you ok". I grabbed the $. 4 handed it to her and got back on the bed. She Takes off her cute dress and has a great body. To me she was a 10 because she was curvy but firm. I can imagine to most that she was at least an 8. So she rubs me down with a warm towel and takes out a condom and gave me a super long BJ. First half was decent and for some reason second half was just incredible. Almost lost control and blew it. I asked if she wanted to get on but she said I was too big and she had to do more BJ to turn herself on. I roamed for a bit and let her do her thing. She then said mish would make her feel better. So she got on bottom and put some lube on me and slid me right in. Now I don't think I'm that big but I can for certain tell you that I don't completely fit inside her. She was incredibly tight and she felt insanely good. I could tell that I did take her some getting used to. After a few minutes I asked to do doggy on the table and she turned over and holy crap. Possibly the best feeling in the world. I was in a good slow rythm and she was moaning lightly and talking dirty. Her booty was super firm. Almost confusingly firm but was definitely form working out. I busted and she moaned and said she was cumming too which in the moment was pretty believable but she was probably just making me feel good. She left a ton of cream on the condom when I pulled it out and she asked if the condom broke. I was certain it hadn't and she said "Oh I guess I like you. I want you to come back". She made me lay down and cleaned me up nicely with more warm towels. Left and got me water and came back in and kissed me and gave me a huge hug. Over all was absolutely worth the time and I can't thank you enough for writing detailed enough reports to make we want to try out this little adventure.

Summary.

Lavender on GG Blvd.

Tiffany - 8 body 8 face 5 HJ but worth the money. Total damage was. 7.

Lisa - 8-10 body 7-8 face and FS was an 11 out of ten. Total damage was $. 8. If I go back I will ask for Lisa just because.

I would love to go back but I feel like I shouldn't just stay at the same place every time. I am open to suggestions.

I really want to see Jenny at Petite.

**Number Cruncher** · 02-18-18 22:29

Originally Posted by Kampfire [View Original Post]

I hope they catch the POS who robbed and beat the So Relax masseuse, she is a nice lady. They have very clear pics and video of him and his car in this report.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/l...474102853.html

Dumb fuck is ready to go to prison for $200. Props to Mamasan for calling the cops. I hope they get him. BTW. I got to try Bio in LF. I'm semi-retired from the scene, but come out of retirement every once in a while. Stay safe guys.

**TeenyWeeny** · 02-18-18 10:34

Originally Posted by Lovergrrl [View Original Post]

Honey, BC & Mimosa are all very similar in service and otd prices.

IMHO the girls at Honey are better looking and more personable.

Which spot has the most caucasian and asian girls?

**MackBlamba** · 02-17-18 23:12

Anyone try Serenity on Beach / Chapman next to a Starbucks? Just saw it while I was in the drive thru. Got lots of reviews on RM.

**Ib Mike** · 02-17-18 19:19

Originally Posted by Frogger27 [View Original Post]

Not a good experience. I've been wanting to try this place and finally did. Paid for an hour FS and seriously got like 20 minutes. Woman seemed nice initially. She was probably in her 20's, far from a knockout but attractive. She began with a short massage which was cool, but then like 5 minutes into FS, she was already rushing me, asking me to try to finish, and then not long after she said she had to go and that was it and I didn't even finish. I've never had an issue at a massage parlor and always treat providers with respect so I don't know what to think, but totally feel like I got robbed and I regret not asking for money back. Just a weird and bad experience. Maybe someone can offer a different opinion on this place but based on my experience, I'd say stay far away.

Yep, I had, more or less, the same thing happen to me in early January there. Won't return.

**Kampfire** · 02-17-18 17:40

Originally Posted by LovesToSploog [View Original Post]

On Sunday Feb 11, my friends and I were celebrating my bday weekend and after killing two bottles of tequila and cognac they left but I was left with a lit up candle. Knowing that I couldn't drive and most spas being closed, I ran to a massage parlor by McFadden and Harbor in Santa Ana right behind a shoe city. I was told there was no one available so I ran to first and harbor where I opted to the limited girls who were there. Got a 30 minute sesh and tried to touch the masseuse but no luck, after I pulled down my towel and asked for a HJ but no luck. Oh well, ran home and knocked out.

Turns out the McFadden and Harbor spa was robbed on Monday, such a shame, the poor lady that told me no one was available was beat and I haven't seen it open since, well at night at least.

I hope they catch the POS who robbed and beat the So Relax masseuse, she is a nice lady. They have very clear pics and video of him and his car in this report.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/l...474102853.html

**Lovergrrl** · 02-17-18 11:33

Originally Posted by Frogger27 [View Original Post]

Not a good experience. I've been wanting to try this place and finally did. Paid for an hour FS and seriously got like 20 minutes. Woman seemed nice initially. She was probably in her 20's, far from a knockout but attractive. She began with a short massage which was cool, but then like 5 minutes into FS, she was already rushing me, asking me to try to finish, and then not long after she said she had to go and that was it and I didn't even finish. I've never had an issue at a massage parlor and always treat providers with respect so I don't know what to think, but totally feel like I got robbed and I regret not asking for money back. Just a weird and bad experience. Maybe someone can offer a different opinion on this place but based on my experience, I'd say stay far away.

Thanks for sharing. Based on the latest review of this place on RM your experience was typical. And at $60/ hhr house fee too! No thanks.

**Frogger27** · 02-17-18 02:41

Not a good experience. I've been wanting to try this place and finally did. Paid for an hour FS and seriously got like 20 minutes. Woman seemed nice initially. She was probably in her 20's, far from a knockout but attractive. She began with a short massage which was cool, but then like 5 minutes into FS, she was already rushing me, asking me to try to finish, and then not long after she said she had to go and that was it and I didn't even finish. I've never had an issue at a massage parlor and always treat providers with respect so I don't know what to think, but totally feel like I got robbed and I regret not asking for money back. Just a weird and bad experience. Maybe someone can offer a different opinion on this place but based on my experience, I'd say stay far away.

**HowdyDoody32** · 02-16-18 14:46

Originally Posted by NathanCross [View Original Post]

Which days does she work?

Friday she works. Smokin body. When I left last week I constantly thought why is this chick working at a place like this LOL? The place is a trip. As you go into the room papasan goes to his car and sits watching for cops lmfao.

**TheBenster** · 02-16-18 14:17

Went to Heavenly Spa in SA after the disappointment at Joy Spa. The place looks kinda trashy inside. 60 entry fee. Massage was okay, even though that I'd like to have a better build up and I don't like to chat in between. Offered B2 B for 80, settled for 70. Her face was a 5/10, but the body 9/10! Great work on her rack. A lot of sliding all over me, felt pretty great. Free roaming everywhere. After that I've got my first table shower and it's not the best experience for me. Don't know if I'd go there again, especially because it's not impossible that more extras are available.

**LovesToSploog** · 02-16-18 03:33

On Sunday Feb 11, my friends and I were celebrating my bday weekend and after killing two bottles of tequila and cognac they left but I was left with a lit up candle. Knowing that I couldn't drive and most spas being closed, I ran to a massage parlor by McFadden and Harbor in Santa Ana right behind a shoe city. I was told there was no one available so I ran to first and harbor where I opted to the limited girls who were there. Got a 30 minute sesh and tried to touch the masseuse but no luck, after I pulled down my towel and asked for a HJ but no luck. Oh well, ran home and knocked out.

Turns out the McFadden and Harbor spa was robbed on Monday, such a shame, the poor lady that told me no one was available was beat and I haven't seen it open since, well at night at least.

**NathanCross** · 02-16-18 01:15

Originally Posted by CJamesTX85 [View Original Post]

Petite is near my place and was working from home so went over there for lunch based on your post. Jenny was in and I was not disappointed at all. She said she dances a lot to keep in shape. Her bolts one are pretty obviously fake but I am ok with that. She actually gave a nice 10 min oil massage with lots of teasing. On flip she ask $. 4 for everything. No thanks. I don't go for that I just like nice massage and a little more so I know petite is t the right place but had to check Jenny out. Settles on. 6 but that cake full nude rub down with some Russian and as much breastplay as I wanted so it was worth the extra. 3 over the standard price and she was hot. Late 20's. 9 body face is cute.

Which days does she work?