Massage Parlor Reports

[Double K]

I had the weekend open for some R&R. And dreaming away I visited two places.

The first was the AMP at 14 and Mound in Sterling Hts. I've been once before but I'm closer to the one at 15 and Dequinder. Both offer the same service. Decent massage with a HE.

The other was a newbie to me. Red Moon on Maple in Troy. I already knew what the outcome would be but wanted to try any how. The massage was good, really good. But she left nothing for any arousal. I expected DYI but jeez at least some teasing to get it going. Eastern on Auburn gives a really good massage as well, yet it's DYI but at least I get some good teasing.

Since Tokyo bust I'm struggling to find a replacement. The girls were enjoyable there.

[BlackCountry]

I would love to have a dream where one of these lucky Asain women I could impregnate and give them a good ole American born baby #Merica.

[JPhoto]

I dreamt of the Comfort Spa at 5955 and wayne rd in westland recently. The masseuse was attractive but offered nothing more than a HJ with some limited OTC roaming. The massage was just ok. I hope not to repeat that dream.

[Sammy1973]

I like this. The only flaw I saw was the ATM paragraph where you said many of these Asian therapist like to too salad. Actually, very, very few do in the whole metro area. M1, Magic (if you ask and it's Hanna,), and Micki in Lansing at Hawaii Spa. Other than that, you aren't getting your salad tossed anywhere else.

How old would you say Hanna is and her looks?

[HeeJung47]

Probably shouldn't respond to a troll, but in the interest of information, Hannah at Lucky in Jackson is well known for this too.

Yes, forgot about Hannah at Lucky. But still, that's 4 spas out of about 200 that offer a rimjob. That's all I was saying.

[Bruz69]

Yeah I saw her a few weeks ago. Those pictures are of her but she's quite a bit older now. Can't tell in the face too much but her body has aged for sure. Very chatty but she has a nice room set up in the back of her home. Heaters are there, she provided bottled water and she has good hands. She gave a pretty good hour long massage, cost a buck total with a good HE, she offered BBBJ for 1. 5 but I didn't take her up on it.

How did you get in touch with her? I called the number in the ad twice yesterday and texted once yesterday and today but no response. Has anyone else had trouble getting in touch with her / had a dream with her?

[FCooper]

I like this. The only flaw I saw was the ATM paragraph where you said many of these Asian therapist like to too salad. Actually, very, very few do in the whole metro area. M1, Magic (if you ask and it's Hanna,), and Micki in Lansing at Hawaii Spa. Other than that, you aren't getting your salad tossed anywhere else.

Probably shouldn't respond to a troll, but in the interest of information, Hannah at Lucky in Jackson is well known for this too.

[HeeJung47]

There are many hazards associated with visits to massage parlors; particularly M1. I will list several that come to mind and you will need to access your personal comfort level with each of these factors to determine the acts you would like to partake in:

The Munchies: After dropping (probably) 2 nuts in the course of an hour + appointment, you will leave hungry. After leaving M1, I am almost always unable to fight the urge to swing through the nearest McDonalds drivethru and pick up a Big Mac Extra Value meal, topped off with a hot fudge sundae. This practice is very harmful to one's current diet and fitness plan.

Activity with your SO: Picture this. You go to M1 and basically get your testicles sucked out of your body through your cock. You promptly return home to find your SO in a frisky mood. What do you do then? You certainly can't tell her that you just had your cock sucked, balls sucked, asshole rimmed, and the shit fucked out of you in multiple positions by a hot Asian grandma. Do you give her the old headache excuse? Tell her you have the swine flu that's going around? Do you stage a personal accident and fall down some stairs? Think about it.

ATM: For those that don't know, this mean ass-to-mouth. Many of these divine Asian therapists provide the service of tossing one's salad. I'm not a big fan of this particular sport, but being an open-minded guy, I have allowed them to, from time to time, dine on my ass. Some (the old Sugar) are very aggressive with this act.as if they were at the Sweden House buffet and it was free for Koreans day. After raping your asshole with her tongue, she may then try to soul kiss you. What do you do? Fight her off like a wild animal? Humbly accept the kiss? If you do, does that make you gay or bisexual? You may have a whole new set of problems / fetishes that needs to be discussed with a counselor.

Parking Lot Hazards: Unfortunately, AMPs are not typically located in posh suburban communities. M1 in particular, is in a sketchy area. You may have to deal with parking lot pan handlers, miscellaneous hoodrats, etc. Can you handle yourself? Or are you the type of guy that never went downtown until Dan Gilbert showed up? If you are the latter type, you will have to wait another 3 years for Hillary to have another shot. If she gets in, I'm sure she will protect you in the M1 parking lot.

Condoms: Sorry in advance for the rant, but seriously. If you enjoy your activities covered, BRING YOUR OWN RAINCOATS! Why would anyone use a hat that the girl brought in the room already out of the package? Have some professionalism. Stop at CVS first and spend $5 on your favorite brand. If you have leftovers and don't want to keep them cause your SO could find them, give them to the girl. She will thank you. If you choose to live on the wild side and rawdog, they will probably accommodate that too. Have a good time. If you prefer to be covered but you are still worried about the girl providing uncovered services to the rest of the world, then this hobby is probably not for you.

Table Shower Hazard: To me, the table shower is a highlight of the experience. To go and not get the table shower is like going to the bar and ordering a water. Yes, the washrag she uses on you was probably used on some truckers ass a half hour before you. Is it really something to worry about? Each person has to determine what the risk is for themselves. Consider this. Every time you eat at a restaurant you probably consume a small amount of fecal matter via some dirtbag cook that skips hand washing. At least the washrag has been in soap.

In conclusion, we as men, are surrounded by pitfalls and challenges every day. What we do in the face of these challenges determines what type of man we are. Do we just cower and turtle like a small child? Or do we boldly try new things and partake in life to the fullest? What would life be like today if the soldiers who crossed the English Channel in 1944 looked at the beaches of Normandy and said, "fuck this shit. It looks dangerous over there"? What if Prince had said, "that guitar looks difficult. It has 6 strings and shit. I'm just going to watch TV"? What if Nick Foles had said, "I don't want to run the trick play cause everyone will laugh at me like Brady if I drop the ball"?

Think about it.

I like this. The only flaw I saw was the ATM paragraph where you said many of these Asian therapist like to too salad. Actually, very, very few do in the whole metro area. M1, Magic (if you ask and it's Hanna,), and Micki in Lansing at Hawaii Spa. Other than that, you aren't getting your salad tossed anywhere else.

[Fredt54]

Casual observation that others may have noticed brownstone and silver often have the same talent working between both locations. Talent has been decent at both recently.

Notice the twitter account,Brownstone.

http://detroit.postix.com/Therapeuti...ay-ss/44687677

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Posted: Saturday, 10 February 2018,2:56 AM.

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* Deep Tissue Massage.

* Relaxing Swedish Massage.

Open 7 Days a Week: 8 AM -10 PM.

☎ (313) 436-5821.

http://www.twitter.com/4Brownstone

24200 Michigan Ave, Dearborn, MI, 48124 google map.

Yahoo map.

• Location: 24200 Michigan Ave, Dearborn, MI 48124, Detroit.

• Post I'd: 44687677 detroit.

[StreetLegal]

Bravo, bravo! Masterfully written. If you already don't have a book published somewhere, then start working on it.

There are many hazards associated with visits to massage parlors; particularly M1. I will list several that come to mind and you will need to access your personal comfort level with each of these factors to determine the acts you would like to partake in:

The Munchies: After dropping (probably) 2 nuts in the course of an hour + appointment, you will leave hungry. After leaving M1, I am almost always unable to fight the urge to swing through the nearest McDonalds drivethru and pick up a Big Mac Extra Value meal, topped off with a hot fudge sundae. This practice is very harmful to one's current diet and fitness plan.

Activity with your SO: Picture this. You go to M1 and basically get your testicles sucked out of your body through your cock. You promptly return home to find your SO in a frisky mood. What do you do then? You certainly can't tell her that you just had your cock sucked, balls sucked, asshole rimmed, and the shit fucked out of you in multiple positions by a hot Asian grandma. Do you give her the old headache excuse? Tell her you have the swine flu that's going around? Do you stage a personal accident and fall down some stairs? Think about it.

ATM: For those that don't know, this mean ass-to-mouth. Many of these divine Asian therapists provide the service of tossing one's salad. I'm not a big fan of this particular sport, but being an open-minded guy, I have allowed them to, from time to time, dine on my ass. Some (the old Sugar) are very aggressive with this act.as if they were at the Sweden House buffet and it was free for Koreans day. After raping your asshole with her tongue, she may then try to soul kiss you. What do you do? Fight her off like a wild animal? Humbly accept the kiss? If you do, does that make you gay or bisexual? You may have a whole new set of problems / fetishes that needs to be discussed with a counselor.

Parking Lot Hazards: Unfortunately, AMPs are not typically located in posh suburban communities. M1 in particular, is in a sketchy area. You may have to deal with parking lot pan handlers, miscellaneous hoodrats, etc. Can you handle yourself? Or are you the type of guy that never went downtown until Dan Gilbert showed up? If you are the latter type, you will have to wait another 3 years for Hillary to have another shot. If she gets in, I'm sure she will protect you in the M1 parking lot.

Condoms: Sorry in advance for the rant, but seriously. If you enjoy your activities covered, BRING YOUR OWN RAINCOATS! Why would anyone use a hat that the girl brought in the room already out of the package? Have some professionalism. Stop at CVS first and spend $5 on your favorite brand. If you have leftovers and don't want to keep them cause your SO could find them, give them to the girl. She will thank you. If you choose to live on the wild side and rawdog, they will probably accommodate that too. Have a good time. If you prefer to be covered but you are still worried about the girl providing uncovered services to the rest of the world, then this hobby is probably not for you.

Table Shower Hazard: To me, the table shower is a highlight of the experience. To go and not get the table shower is like going to the bar and ordering a water. Yes, the washrag she uses on you was probably used on some truckers ass a half hour before you. Is it really something to worry about? Each person has to determine what the risk is for themselves. Consider this. Every time you eat at a restaurant you probably consume a small amount of fecal matter via some dirtbag cook that skips hand washing. At least the washrag has been in soap.

In conclusion, we as men, are surrounded by pitfalls and challenges every day. What we do in the face of these challenges determines what type of man we are. Do we just cower and turtle like a small child? Or do we boldly try new things and partake in life to the fullest? What would life be like today if the soldiers who crossed the English Channel in 1944 looked at the beaches of Normandy and said, "fuck this shit. It looks dangerous over there"? What if Prince had said, "that guitar looks difficult. It has 6 strings and shit. I'm just going to watch TV"? What if Nick Foles had said, "I don't want to run the trick play cause everyone will laugh at me like Brady if I drop the ball"?

Think about it.

[GuitarFKK]

Casual observation that others may have noticed brownstone and silver often have the same talent working between both locations. Talent has been decent at both recently.

[Acoustic53]

There are many hazards associated with visits to massage parlors; particularly M1. I will list several that come to mind and you will need to access your personal comfort level with each of these factors to determine the acts you would like to partake in:

The Munchies: After dropping (probably) 2 nuts in the course of an hour + appointment, you will leave hungry. After leaving M1, I am almost always unable to fight the urge to swing through the nearest McDonalds drivethru and pick up a Big Mac Extra Value meal, topped off with a hot fudge sundae. This practice is very harmful to one's current diet and fitness plan.

Activity with your SO: Picture this. You go to M1 and basically get your testicles sucked out of your body through your cock. You promptly return home to find your SO in a frisky mood. What do you do then? You certainly can't tell her that you just had your cock sucked, balls sucked, asshole rimmed, and the shit fucked out of you in multiple positions by a hot Asian grandma. Do you give her the old headache excuse? Tell her you have the swine flu that's going around? Do you stage a personal accident and fall down some stairs? Think about it.

ATM: For those that don't know, this mean ass-to-mouth. Many of these divine Asian therapists provide the service of tossing one's salad. I'm not a big fan of this particular sport, but being an open-minded guy, I have allowed them to, from time to time, dine on my ass. Some (the old Sugar) are very aggressive with this act.as if they were at the Sweden House buffet and it was free for Koreans day. After raping your asshole with her tongue, she may then try to soul kiss you. What do you do? Fight her off like a wild animal? Humbly accept the kiss? If you do, does that make you gay or bisexual? You may have a whole new set of problems / fetishes that needs to be discussed with a counselor.

Parking Lot Hazards: Unfortunately, AMPs are not typically located in posh suburban communities. M1 in particular, is in a sketchy area. You may have to deal with parking lot pan handlers, miscellaneous hoodrats, etc. Can you handle yourself? Or are you the type of guy that never went downtown until Dan Gilbert showed up? If you are the latter type, you will have to wait another 3 years for Hillary to have another shot. If she gets in, I'm sure she will protect you in the M1 parking lot.

Condoms: Sorry in advance for the rant, but seriously. If you enjoy your activities covered, BRING YOUR OWN RAINCOATS! Why would anyone use a hat that the girl brought in the room already out of the package? Have some professionalism. Stop at CVS first and spend $5 on your favorite brand. If you have leftovers and don't want to keep them cause your SO could find them, give them to the girl. She will thank you. If you choose to live on the wild side and rawdog, they will probably accommodate that too. Have a good time. If you prefer to be covered but you are still worried about the girl providing uncovered services to the rest of the world, then this hobby is probably not for you.

Table Shower Hazard: To me, the table shower is a highlight of the experience. To go and not get the table shower is like going to the bar and ordering a water. Yes, the washrag she uses on you was probably used on some truckers ass a half hour before you. Is it really something to worry about? Each person has to determine what the risk is for themselves. Consider this. Every time you eat at a restaurant you probably consume a small amount of fecal matter via some dirtbag cook that skips hand washing. At least the washrag has been in soap.

In conclusion, we as men, are surrounded by pitfalls and challenges every day. What we do in the face of these challenges determines what type of man we are. Do we just cower and turtle like a small child? Or do we boldly try new things and partake in life to the fullest? What would life be like today if the soldiers who crossed the English Channel in 1944 looked at the beaches of Normandy and said, "fuck this shit. It looks dangerous over there"? What if Prince had said, "that guitar looks difficult. It has 6 strings and shit. I'm just going to watch TV"? What if Nick Foles had said, "I don't want to run the trick play cause everyone will laugh at me like Brady if I drop the ball"?

Think about it.

Insightful, clever, humorous -- check that, this was downright laugh out loud funny! Thank you! I have never visited an AMP, nor wanted to, but your list makes me wonder if I am missing out.

[Acoustic53]

I would assume they at least have HSV. Whether you can catch it from one exposure is a whole different question.

The answer is yes, you can catch it with one exposure. Just like all the other STI's.

[HoldenCaul]

There are many hazards associated with visits to massage parlors; particularly M1. I will list several that come to mind and you will need to access your personal comfort level with each of these factors to determine the acts you would like to partake in:

The Munchies: After dropping (probably) 2 nuts in the course of an hour + appointment, you will leave hungry. After leaving M1, I am almost always unable to fight the urge to swing through the nearest McDonalds drivethru and pick up a Big Mac Extra Value meal, topped off with a hot fudge sundae. This practice is very harmful to one's current diet and fitness plan.

Activity with your SO: Picture this. You go to M1 and basically get your testicles sucked out of your body through your cock. You promptly return home to find your SO in a frisky mood. What do you do then? You certainly can't tell her that you just had your cock sucked, balls sucked, asshole rimmed, and the shit fucked out of you in multiple positions by a hot Asian grandma. Do you give her the old headache excuse? Tell her you have the swine flu that's going around? Do you stage a personal accident and fall down some stairs? Think about it.

ATM: For those that don't know, this mean ass-to-mouth. Many of these divine Asian therapists provide the service of tossing one's salad. I'm not a big fan of this particular sport, but being an open-minded guy, I have allowed them to, from time to time, dine on my ass. Some (the old Sugar) are very aggressive with this act.as if they were at the Sweden House buffet and it was free for Koreans day. After raping your asshole with her tongue, she may then try to soul kiss you. What do you do? Fight her off like a wild animal? Humbly accept the kiss? If you do, does that make you gay or bisexual? You may have a whole new set of problems / fetishes that needs to be discussed with a counselor.

Parking Lot Hazards: Unfortunately, AMPs are not typically located in posh suburban communities. M1 in particular, is in a sketchy area. You may have to deal with parking lot pan handlers, miscellaneous hoodrats, etc. Can you handle yourself? Or are you the type of guy that never went downtown until Dan Gilbert showed up? If you are the latter type, you will have to wait another 3 years for Hillary to have another shot. If she gets in, I'm sure she will protect you in the M1 parking lot.

Condoms: Sorry in advance for the rant, but seriously. If you enjoy your activities covered, BRING YOUR OWN RAINCOATS! Why would anyone use a hat that the girl brought in the room already out of the package? Have some professionalism. Stop at CVS first and spend $5 on your favorite brand. If you have leftovers and don't want to keep them cause your SO could find them, give them to the girl. She will thank you. If you choose to live on the wild side and rawdog, they will probably accommodate that too. Have a good time. If you prefer to be covered but you are still worried about the girl providing uncovered services to the rest of the world, then this hobby is probably not for you.

Table Shower Hazard: To me, the table shower is a highlight of the experience. To go and not get the table shower is like going to the bar and ordering a water. Yes, the washrag she uses on you was probably used on some truckers ass a half hour before you. Is it really something to worry about? Each person has to determine what the risk is for themselves. Consider this. Every time you eat at a restaurant you probably consume a small amount of fecal matter via some dirtbag cook that skips hand washing. At least the washrag has been in soap.

In conclusion, we as men, are surrounded by pitfalls and challenges every day. What we do in the face of these challenges determines what type of man we are. Do we just cower and turtle like a small child? Or do we boldly try new things and partake in life to the fullest? What would life be like today if the soldiers who crossed the English Channel in 1944 looked at the beaches of Normandy and said, "fuck this shit. It looks dangerous over there"? What if Prince had said, "that guitar looks difficult. It has 6 strings and shit. I'm just going to watch TV"? What if Nick Foles had said, "I don't want to run the trick play cause everyone will laugh at me like Brady if I drop the ball"?

Think about it.

I found this uproariously funny. Well done. In particular the frisky wife scenario. Had that exact thing happen to me before it is terrible. Too funny. Life is good.

[RockPort321]

I had a dream about Amy a while back. Very nice girl, very playful. In my dream she gave a decent massage and I left happy. In my dream she liked to titty fuck and let you cum on her chest. Minimal roaming below. On top its ok. She did pull out her dildo and show me how far she could deep throat which was amazing. Just not on me! But worth the visit. Safe in call.

I really like Terri Ann, but since she is going looking for a replacement. Would you say she is worth it? Or does anyone else know of a provide like Terri Ann?