Strip Club Reports

[Acoustic53]

They had twelve dancers (four 7's and the rest were 6's or below with a 40/60 ebony to ivory mix) and sixteen customers when I arrived. Pixie was the only familiar peeler. Dallas and Kristi interested me. Allegedly Dallas, 34 yr Caucasian slender dirty blonde, is BJ only. Kristi (26 yr, Caucasian, long brown hair, 5'7" and about 130 lbs, A-cup tits, two kids w / o noticeable baby damage, a few small tats, decent face, pretty eyes, 7 appearance rating) approached me. She can maintain a conversation. It sounded like she has been dancing on and off here for a year. We settled on 110 for no song count BBBJ w / CFS, Kristi started the bidding at 200.

In the VIP booth, we kissed as I performed FIV. Next, she sat down and blew me while I stood up. Her shallow BJ wasn't anything special. Primarily she just bobbed her head. A few minutes into the BJ she started reaching for the cover, so I asked her to slow down and she did. K9 was first. Kristi vocally took a steady pounding. She placed a hand at the top of her ass to reduce the clap-clap-clap noise. Before switching positions, she gave me more head. CG went well enough given the cramped booth setup. We did CG until completion.

Overall, Kristi provided an okay session. She is a so-so kisser. Her somewhat rushed BJ was mediocre. The decent CFS saved this experience from being a disappointment. We were in the VIP for over fifteen minutes. I wouldn't repeat with Kristi.

My other costs were: $5 bar entry fee, $6. 75 + $2 tip for a domestic beer, and $10 VIP tax.

I have got to learn to write such organized posts like this one. Survey of the patrons and the dancers, with breakdowns by ethnicity and appearance; detailed physical description of the subject reviewed; recounting of the negotiations; blow-by-blow (sorry, couldn't resist) account of activities, a final assessment of subject's skills and level of satisfaction of outcomes (sorry again); and a final tally of the outing's expenditures.

Thank you again for providing the gold standard in reviews. I am guessing the OP does quality assessments or performance evaluations in real life. Or at least, regularly submits business expense reports.

[Jules Jordan]

They had twelve dancers (four 7's and the rest were 6's or below with a 40/60 ebony to ivory mix) and sixteen customers when I arrived. Pixie was the only familiar peeler. Dallas and Kristi interested me. Allegedly Dallas, 34 yr Caucasian slender dirty blonde, is BJ only. Kristi (26 yr, Caucasian, long brown hair, 5'7" and about 130 lbs, A-cup tits, two kids w / o noticeable baby damage, a few small tats, decent face, pretty eyes, 7 appearance rating) approached me. She can maintain a conversation. It sounded like she has been dancing on and off here for a year. We settled on 110 for no song count BBBJ w / CFS, Kristi started the bidding at 200.

In the VIP booth, we kissed as I performed FIV. Next, she sat down and blew me while I stood up. Her shallow BJ wasn't anything special. Primarily she just bobbed her head. A few minutes into the BJ she started reaching for the cover, so I asked her to slow down and she did. K9 was first. Kristi vocally took a steady pounding. She placed a hand at the top of her ass to reduce the clap-clap-clap noise. Before switching positions, she gave me more head. CG went well enough given the cramped booth setup. We did CG until completion.

Overall, Kristi provided an okay session. She is a so-so kisser. Her somewhat rushed BJ was mediocre. The decent CFS saved this experience from being a disappointment. We were in the VIP for over fifteen minutes. I wouldn't repeat with Kristi.

My other costs were: $5 bar entry fee, $6. 75 + $2 tip for a domestic beer, and $10 VIP tax.

[AirPilot69]

I had three days off was staying at airport as usual, Met up with dark haired gal 5 5 130 lb big nice tits nice ass. She stayed the night, Cost me 350-450 whatever.

She told me her name was Misa, Danced at Strip Club and was escort Blue eyes great person to talk with paid lots of attention to him.

Three home runs. Trying to locate her again excellent time with her she drove my car back to hotel. Coli is where she danced I'm sure she said Any help anyone.

[Acoustic53]

Early Respondents have alerted me to specify which Henry the VIII location that Jennifer will be working -- it is North.

[Acoustic53]

I met Jennifer at H8 a couple weeks ago: 33, mom of four, cute pretty face, petite, hair dyed blonde, light blue eyes, slender, very small breasts heading south, curvy small rear end, many tattoos, smokes, otherwise very fit. Works out daily. Personable and lucid. Said she quit drinking some months ago, decided to change her behavior.

I broached the topic in the national news, sexual harassment, and could one make a case for it in the club? She lightly scoffed at this, put her hand on my thigh, and stated, "Look. I'm sexually harassing you. " I like her sense of humor.

When I asked, she quoted me a price for FS in the back; I said for that, I expect a hotel and a bed. I said I was interested in a dance only in the back, but interested in more OTC. We had the one dance, in which we stood together at my direction and I roamed my hands all over her, which convinced me she was worth seeing again. Got her phone number, we connected last week, I picked her up, went to the nearest motel, and totally enjoyed her company, despite neither of us reaching climax. She did all she could to make me happy, including wearing a costume I brought for her. GFE, DFK, DATY, BJ, FS. Tried 69 but I'm over a foot taller than she is, so it was awkward. Spent as much time talking with her as fooling around. Two hundred for the session, which probably was well over an hour because I paid for the room for two hours, but neither of us was checking the clock. Will definitely see her again.

She gave me permission to divulge her phone number, so if you are interested in a petite MILF, send me a PM. She'll want to meet you first, as her big concern is avoiding LE. She plans to be at H8 Monday night the 12th, 7-2, so I suggest you see her then. Oh, and she is based Downriver.

Edit: I RTFF and searched this thread for other reviews on "Jennifer", and none of the hits seemed to match her description. She is very Caucasian, very small on top, not much to her at all.

[Acoustic53]

I usually get the $10 water. They don't try to get me to get another. I tell the shot girl no thanks but here's a tip, and I stick a buck or 2 in her bra, and try to flick her nipple. If she comes back, I'll get more forward.

I like your style! I may adopt this behavior.

[Pussylicker2]

Bogart's is OK but I can't stand the high pressure drink sales. You can have a full drink in front of you and every waitress and shot girl will come by and ask if you want a drink, and then 2 minutes later they do it again.

I usually get the $10 water. They don't try to get me to get another. I tell the shot girl no thanks but here's a tip, and I stick a buck or 2 in her bra, and try to flick her nipple. If she comes back, I'll get more forward.

[JVisaGod]

Not sure that will work, if I recall the last time I was in BT's (maybe it was Players) they charged for a booth on day shift. That booth money is how the bouncer makes his money so I doubt he will just over look it. Odds are the bouncer will kick you out for a regular paying customer, but I could be wrong.

Also you will be waiting more then an hour, the hot girls don't come in till 9 ish and even then they spend another 30 minutes to an hour in the locker room getting ready.

What a job, show up 3 hours late, do nothing but party and suck a few dicks and still walk out with 500 plus tax free dollars.

But the BTs night crew starts at 7 and has been very attractive lately.

[Dbiz01]

Had to unexpectedly come to Detroit. Usually come about the 3 week of the month from out of town. After completing my business, headed for BT's. At 3:00 PM on a snowy Saturday, desolate is putting it mildly. Including yours truly, was 6-7 girls for 5 guys. Since my current fav wasn't working (I texted her, she said she wouldn't be coming in. Too bad. I had to scout the current talent. Slim picking was putting it mildly.

A blonde, about 5'5" probably between slender, but not too slender, and a tad overweight (some baby damage, but not gross as some others I've seen at the strip clubs), but good legs, walked over and introduced herself. Some tats, but I've seen worst. Nice butt, decent tits, nice smile. She introduced herself, I think it was Nikki, but really not that sure on the name. I bought her a drink and we spoke briefly. She was going on stage, which gave me more of an opportunity to check her out. She moved pretty well, and had a nice ass. I tipped her a $5 spot, and she came back to the bar where I was sitting. Got down to business--BBBJ no CIM. She said her jaw didn't open real well, it had a tendency to lock up on her (as long as it didn't clamp down--I could work with her). All total $. 3.

Got into the VIP, no rush, no fuss. The BBBJ was bad. If she was lying about her jaw, it was a good act. It finally loosened up, but overall not good so far. Finally said, "got to go for FS. " She happily complied. Pull out the protection, and went for the gold via doggystyle. Man, what a great view. Held on to those butt cheeks for all they were worth. Smacked that ass, and varied my speed. Fingered that clit--boy she was really wet. Had her slight stand up with the doggy while I cupped the breasts. Bent her back over and played with the clit again. She liked it--she kept my finger right on it. I finally couldn't take it anymore and busted a serious nutt. Afterwards, she said she had rubber legs.

All in all, great way to spend a snowy Saturday.

[Acoustic53]

Bogart's is OK but I can't stand the high pressure drink sales. You can have a full drink in front of you and every waitress and shot girl will come by and ask if you want a drink, and then 2 minutes later they do it again.

+ 1. When I'm asked, I always smile as if delighted a girl spoke to me, shake my head, and say "No, thank you. ".

[Checkers123]

But you can show up at midnight and score. I like Bogarts, roomy booths, great food cheap, beers 6. 50. You can get a beer and nurse it and wait for the $5 special, or 2 for $10, they announce them about once an hour. Cover is $5, $10 for the VIP wristband. Warning, water is $10. The girls seem sluttier at h8 n, but the booths are cramped. If you're at either Bogarts or h8 n, when you leave you can get a free pass to the other club. And the cricket is just a couple of miles down the road.

Bogart's is OK but I can't stand the high pressure drink sales. You can have a full drink in front of you and every waitress and shot girl will come by and ask if you want a drink, and then 2 minutes later they do it again.

[Checkers123]

I would suggest BT's Dearborn, get there right before 6 pm and get the $25 bucket and a VIP booth. Tell the bouncer your sitting at a table but after the bucket comes move to the VIP booth. You might have to wait an hour for the night shift to start coming in but the savings on beer and a free VIP booth are worth it imo.

Not sure that will work, if I recall the last time I was in BT's (maybe it was Players) they charged for a booth on day shift. That booth money is how the bouncer makes his money so I doubt he will just over look it. Odds are the bouncer will kick you out for a regular paying customer, but I could be wrong.

Also you will be waiting more then an hour, the hot girls don't come in till 9 ish and even then they spend another 30 minutes to an hour in the locker room getting ready.

What a job, show up 3 hours late, do nothing but party and suck a few dicks and still walk out with 500 plus tax free dollars.

[Checkers123]

Coming at midnight with the rest of the drunk crowd gets you nothing.

Not sure I agree. I've had lots of luck coming in towards the end of the shift (day or night). The girls that haven't made any money know the only have an hour or two to make some cash so their price usually comes down.

[Acoustic53]

But you can show up at midnight and score. I like Bogarts, roomy booths, great food cheap, beers 6. 50. You can get a beer and nurse it and wait for the $5 special, or 2 for $10, they announce them about once an hour. Cover is $5, $10 for the VIP wristband. Warning, water is $10. The girls seem sluttier at h8 n, but the booths are cramped. If you're at either Bogarts or h8 n, when you leave you can get a free pass to the other club. And the cricket is just a couple of miles down the road.

You have put your finger on it -- I am into the blue-collar clubs because the girls are sluttier. Well, not all of them. But, to be very honest here, I really enjoy how open and forward are the girls there. I'm more at ease there than the more expensive clubs, where I can't quite be certain I'm being offered what I want. We've all read plenty of accounts here from members who went to the back with a hot girl only to be told the price went up or the expected services were unavailable.

I also learned the hard way that non-alcoholic drinks like fruit juice or pop can cost more than a cheap beer, so now I stick with a cheap beer. After all, I'm not there to drink, I'm there to fuck.

[Acoustic53]

Girls will do pretty much anything if you have the money. If you want hot girls and your a new face to them then the price will be high. VIP, one night only, hot girls all add up. I wouldn't suggest Flight Club, club is too small and way too many guys which drives the price up even more. I would suggest BT's Dearborn, get there right before 6 pm and get the $25 bucket and a VIP booth. Tell the bouncer your sitting at a table but after the bucket comes move to the VIP booth. You might have to wait an hour for the night shift to start coming in but the savings on beer and a free VIP booth are worth it imo. If nothing works out there then a drive to H8 and Bogarts will only set you back a $5 entry. The way to success is to get to the clubs early, be one of the few guys around when the girls show up. Coming at midnight with the rest of the drunk crowd gets you nothing.

I like this idea too. I had no idea that one could move into a booth for free.