The Massholes

[Miconway1990]

I read your Posts and am compelled to comment. I was the 1st person to review Kylie on 5/20/17, check the Post. I've known and have been seeing the girl since then, 8 months now. I am also well aware of her rates and how firm she is with them! Her rates are 70,170, & 250 and these are minimums.

Looking at your Post History, you started posting on 1/12/18 with a Post confirming someone elses review, your 2nd Post is a request, and your 3rd & 4th Post is on the Spectacular Deal you arranged with Kylie which is yet to happen. You have only been posting for not even 3 weeks. Getting Kylie for a house visit for under 200, especially for a 1st Time Client, would be impossible to me, as well as, other USASG Members here who have dealt with her.

If you can prove it, please do, and I will apologize. I as well as other Members would like to know how you pulled off this Spectacular Feat.

BUT until then, I have to wave the Bullshit Flag on your Kylie Posts!

Couple things here. Yes, I am new here. I get the that skepticism is a needed trait when having new people come in. I wish I could fast forward time and be a veteran member and poster but I can't. I'm also not someone who can see a new girl each week. I will post what info I have and when I have an experience I will report on it.

As it relates to Kylie, I already made a post and it was explained that I wasn't properly communicating the rate. As you said she is 250 for a home visit. Because I asked for multiple hours (I happen to have some free time coming up) she said it was 400 for 2 hours. Then she gave me all the rules. Again, I apologize that my original post auto corrected to the wrong amount of dollar signs. I won't be using them anymore.

I'm still planning to meet with Kylie next week. I'm hoping it's a good time.

[Jolem]

Quick rpt. Thanks to Fill It Up for sharing Stacey's digits. Met her last night, ok / safe residential location, only does 30 minutes / until you pop. CFS BBBJ and rules, no kissing, bring your own cover etc.

She says she's 26,4'11", 120 lb, 32 C (thanks again Fill It Up for sharing info) and she is. She is definitely petite but not skinny, 6 looks and avg body. She's nice and I like small ladies. Bottom line prob won't repeat but don't regret.

FYI someone hit Stacey up and said he saw this review. She blew up my phone. Word to wise. Don't mention this board to the ladies, k?

[Choir Boy]

Can someone please educate a fellow monger but newbie to the site: I have posted the quoted section twice and each time I have typed 4 dollar signs. When the post is eventually put on the site, it only shows 2 dollar signs which is not an accurate representation of her rate. What am I doing incorrectly?

What are you doing incorrectly? You are looking at ads of ladies that charge $400.

[Ho Hunter 328]

Can someone please educate a fellow monger but newbie to the site: I have posted the quoted section twice and each time I have typed 4 dollar signs. When the post is eventually put on the site, it only shows 2 dollar signs which is not an accurate representation of her rate. What am I doing incorrectly?

It's an automated filter. Only unmoderated members can edit their posts to undo what the filters screw up (which is a lot). Just use numbers, that stupid "code" doesn't fool Uncle LEO anyway.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

[Ambrose]

Can someone please educate a fellow monger but newbie to the site: I have posted the quoted section twice and each time I have typed 4 dollar signs. When the post is eventually put on the site, it only shows 2 dollar signs which is not an accurate representation of her rate. What am I doing incorrectly?

Rather than trying to use the "secret code" (dollar signs) why not use plain old simple numbers, 400. That way there is no confusion.

[Wiseass]

You are right I mistyped in my orig8 insl message. Its 2 hours for $$ She originally wanted $$ but she was ok when I offered a little less. Standard rules from her as she is pretty much all business: no DFK, no DATY, no Greek. She did try to push the car date but it's just not my thing. If she's willing to take my cialis enhanced stamina for 2 hours then I'm hoping to see her regularly.

I read your Posts and am compelled to comment. I was the 1st person to review Kylie on 5/20/17, check the Post. I've known and have been seeing the girl since then, 8 months now. I am also well aware of her rates and how firm she is with them! Her rates are 70,170, & 250 and these are minimums.

Looking at your Post History, you started posting on 1/12/18 with a Post confirming someone elses review, your 2nd Post is a request, and your 3rd & 4th Post is on the Spectacular Deal you arranged with Kylie which is yet to happen. You have only been posting for not even 3 weeks. Getting Kylie for a house visit for under 200, especially for a 1st Time Client, would be impossible to me, as well as, other USASG Members here who have dealt with her.

If you can prove it, please do, and I will apologize. I as well as other Members would like to know how you pulled off this Spectacular Feat.

BUT until then, I have to wave the Bullshit Flag on your Kylie Posts!

[Jack617]

Is that the member whose current handle starts with G?

That would be correct.

[OlGary]

Can't change its spots, a troll, is a troll, is a troll.

IMO, one of the late, great, hall of fame worthy trolls has slithered his way back on the board. Welcome back Toujula / Negsiro!

Currently posting in Massage, SW and non asian forums, I had my suspicions last week but they were confirmed today. And just like a leopard, Neggie can't help but being on the hunt for his favorite ethnicity.

Is that the member whose current handle starts with G?

[Jack617]

Can't change its spots, a troll, is a troll, is a troll.

IMO, one of the late, great, hall of fame worthy trolls has slithered his way back on the board. Welcome back Toujula / Negsiro!

Currently posting in Massage, SW and non asian forums, I had my suspicions last week but they were confirmed today. And just like a leopard, Neggie can't help but being on the hunt for his favorite ethnicity.

[OlGary]

Old Monger, I screwed up big time, by incorrectly mentioning your name in the post below, and for that I sincerely apologize. Your user name was put in the post, in error, as affiliated with Deb, although you have no affiliation with her. Your name should NOT have been used, no excuses, no justification, a plain ole messup on my part. I cannot edit my post, hence, posting this apology.

Because the first of January just passed, unfortunately, I will have to wait almost a whole year to make a new year's resolution to not make such a mistake again.

I will act as my own judge and jury for the high crime I committed upon you, and will sentence myself to either a public flogging at a cart's tail along a public street, or, a castinado self-flagillation. I will immediately seek the services of a young and pretty woman to have sex with, and to then carry out my sentence.

Ouch, what a pretentious douche.

A little boy keeps asking his father, "What's for dinner dad?

"You'll find out soon", he replies.

They start eating and his daughter keeps asking what they are eating.

"Ok", says the dad, "Here's a hint for you. It's what your mother always calls me. ".

His daughter screams, "Don't eat it, Billy! . It's a f*ng asshole!

[Fuhgetaboudit]

Old Monger, I screwed up big time, by incorrectly mentioning your name in the post below, and for that I sincerely apologize. Your user name was put in the post, in error, as affiliated with Deb, although you have no affiliation with her. Your name should NOT have been used, no excuses, no justification, a plain ole messup on my part. I cannot edit my post, hence, posting this apology.

Because the first of January just passed, unfortunately, I will have to wait almost a whole year to make a new year's resolution to not make such a mistake again.

I will act as my own judge and jury for the high crime I committed upon you, and will sentence myself to either a public flogging at a cart's tail along a public street, or, a castinado self-flagillation. I will immediately seek the services of a young and pretty woman to have sex with, and to then carry out my sentence.

Cperry, OK, I'm finally tired of your boring postings on this topic. You have been embarrassingly blowing up this thread with your retorts. Glad you are not studying psych, because you are a mental case.

Could you do all of us a favor (this probably excludes your buddy Deb, and her buddy OldMonger) and join that beamed-up monger, and disappear back to wherever you came from. As a woman of science, hopefully you have factual data, and you are enlightened to the right combination of pills that will put you in a suspended state for the next thousand years. That way, those of us who have not yet been beamed-up, do not ever have to hear from you again.

Perhaps you could volunteer as a test subject / patient (maybe guinea pig would best describe you, BTW, I am being kind to insert the adjective guinea) in a clinical trial on affects of a life threatening treatment. I hope you get administered the real thing, and not the sham placebo, as part of their epidemiologic randomized double blind study that you seem to like to quote. (Yes, I can place your user name on block, but that does not hide posts by others which include a quote of your original posts.).

While you are in your suspended state, I hope you spend the entire thousand years thinking of me !

[Cperry123]

Cperry, OK, I'm finally tired of your boring postings on this topic. You have been embarrassingly blowing up this thread with your retorts. Glad you are not studying psych, because you are a mental case.

Could you do all of us a favor (this probably excludes your buddy Deb, and her buddy OldMonger) and join that beamed-up monger, and disappear back to wherever you came from. As a woman of science, hopefully you have factual data, and you are enlightened to the right combination of pills that will put you in a suspended state for the next thousand years. That way, those of us who have not yet been beamed-up, do not ever have to hear from you again.

Perhaps you could volunteer as a test subject / patient (maybe guinea pig would best describe you, BTW, I am being kind to insert the adjective guinea) in a clinical trial on affects of a life threatening treatment. I hope you get administered the real thing, and not the sham placebo, as part of their epidemiologic randomized double blind study that you seem to like to quote. (Yes, I can place your user name on block, but that does not hide posts by others which include a quote of your original posts.).

While you are in your suspended state, I hope you spend the entire thousand years thinking of me !

A little over the top, don't you think? Funny how you make statements about me being a mental case but, it's clear you have anger issues! Fuhgetaboutit or "moneyless", why would I ever think about you?

[Fuhgetaboudit]

Cperry, OK, I'm finally tired of your boring postings on this topic. You have been embarrassingly blowing up this thread with your retorts. Glad you are not studying psych, because you are a mental case.

Could you do all of us a favor (this probably excludes your buddy Deb, and her buddy OldMonger) and join that beamed-up monger, and disappear back to wherever you came from. As a woman of science, hopefully you have factual data, and you are enlightened to the right combination of pills that will put you in a suspended state for the next thousand years. That way, those of us who have not yet been beamed-up, do not ever have to hear from you again.

Perhaps you could volunteer as a test subject / patient (maybe guinea pig would best describe you, BTW, I am being kind to insert the adjective guinea) in a clinical trial on affects of a life threatening treatment. I hope you get administered the real thing, and not the sham placebo, as part of their epidemiologic randomized double blind study that you seem to like to quote. (Yes, I can place your user name on block, but that does not hide posts by others which include a quote of your original posts.).

While you are in your suspended state, I hope you spend the entire thousand years thinking of me !

I guess you have defined a new way of natural selection. Totally agree, this world is a better place now, Sayonara!. Lmao.

[Cperry123]

Alright, that's it, I've had enough. Goodbye world! Beam me up Scotty there's no intelligent life down here!

I guess you have defined a new way of natural selection. Totally agree, this world is a better place now, Sayonara!. Lmao.

[MoneyLess]

"MoneyLess", I seriously think you should do stand-up comedy. So, I guess I'm moving to Alaska. LOL. (Yeah, not in this lifetime). And yes, of course I want to disprove Ho Hunter. I, like every other human being has a bias. That is why in science they do a double-blind study. Also, I have no idea why penis size is such thing with you guys. I can tell you from personal experience it doesn't matter. The smallest client I had was 1 inch hard and he got me off. I've had clients that have been over 10 inches. Some have hurt and some have made me have multiple orgasms. You see, it's not the size, it's how you use it.

Alright, that's it, I've had enough. Goodbye world! Beam me up Scotty there's no intelligent life down here!