Massage Parlor Reports

[Whydou Care]

Any experience with this one?

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/d...480933821.html

Searched couldn't find anything.

[LawDog17]

I play in Orlando, but sometimes venture into Tampa. Used to be THE place before our local scene heated up. We are no on par and perhaps outpacing Tampa with places like OB and GG, but I digress.

Went by Venus for a massage. Usual routine. After TS attendant says she can't do the massage and offers a refund on the time. In disbelief, I asked what was wrong and she said, she just didn't click with me. I thought she was joking and I asked for her to explain. Now, get ready for this. She said, "I hummed during the shower. " Thought it was a joke, but nope. I assured her that I would stop, and I asked again for her to explain the problem, she said I should have been "focused" and not hummed.

Even if we didn't click, or thought I was an undercover, or even a horrible hummer, at least press on with the massage. I'm a fit, mannerly middle-aged man, that is still scratching his head on this one. Anybody EVER had anything remotely as bizarre, happen to them?

I have no idea why but this just cracks me up. I am not a hummer so I have never hummed while in the shower but I find it hard to believe that a girl who punches the clown as often as these girls do would find anything offensive let alone humming during the shower. Apparently your humming crossed a line that could not be crossed but the time someone tried to stick a finger in their ass was just so-so. Can you imagine all that these girls have seen, and then to say no to the hummer. Crazy. -- Dog out.

[ToyTundra2006]

Because I can't seach on 3 letters. Any insight on Mia in Maitland. Please feel free to PM.

Thanks in advance.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-only/29075157

[CallMeMatthew]

I was at Magic recently and Angela was back! I was really there for a massage more than anything as I struck out at Harold. . But I had a great time with her and will definitely be back more for play now that I know she is there again.

-cmm.

[CallMeMatthew]

I was by Harold recently and the door was locked up tight. I think the sign was off, but the afternoon sun was shining on the window. So hard to tell.

Anyone have 411 on this?

This is my goto place for a good massage with HE.

-cmm.

[MotoMadman]

120 includes HJ or everything is upsell after standard massage?

You'll leave happy.

[Redsox2005]

Why say "rookie out", when that's not even close to your screen name. Well written for your 2nd post.

Sox.

Long time lurker, so I've been reading about all the hype about blue ocean so I decided I would take a visit this morning. Walked up to the window and request the. 6 hh since I hear that's the best option. Mamasan opens the door and lets me through. I honestly wish I could have gotten her the way she looked. She hugs me and then grabs jr and walks me to a room and tells me to wait and saids $. 4 tip will get me a good time. After a few minutes a mid-height asian walks in and tells me her name is ocean. To me she wasn't the best looking but to each it's own. Put tip on table, then gets me undress and takes me to the TS. Cleaned EVERYTHING and on the flip teased me of more to come. After getting dried she has jr ready to go, grabs control of him and steers me to the room. Next she puts me on my stomach and starts kissing me up and down my back. , next she starts tossing my salad which was very enjoyable surprisingly. Next comes the headache relief and then we start in mich, followed by doggie. I tried to put a finger in the Greek but she wasn't having it. After a lot of pounding away I finally let go in the cover. Got cleaned up, dress and escorted out by her and I saw star and blue on the way out. I hope to try both of them eventually and I honest really want the mamasan, something about here had me going crazy.

Rookie out.

[Oh Bee Tee]

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[WhiteClub1960]

Hi guys I was wondering if someone could tell me some info for Jenna the blond big front end that post on BP under massages also how about heather thanks in advance.

[Jackt2]

I play in Orlando, but sometimes venture into Tampa. Used to be THE place before our local scene heated up. We are no on par and perhaps outpacing Tampa with places like OB and GG, but I digress.

Went by Venus for a massage. Usual routine. After TS attendant says she can't do the massage and offers a refund on the time. In disbelief, I asked what was wrong and she said, she just didn't click with me. I thought she was joking and I asked for her to explain. Now, get ready for this. She said, "I hummed during the shower. " Thought it was a joke, but nope. I assured her that I would stop, and I asked again for her to explain the problem, she said I should have been "focused" and not hummed.

Even if we didn't click, or thought I was an undercover, or even a horrible hummer, at least press on with the massage. I'm a fit, mannerly middle-aged man, that is still scratching his head on this one. Anybody EVER had anything remotely as bizarre, happen to them?

No offense but humming in the table shower is also kind of bizarre. I know we pay for time but the typical niceties apply. I would liken this to sitting in a waiting room and the person next to you is sitting there humming away. Can you do it yes. Is it annoying. Hell yes. Of course I was not there so you know the specifics much better this is one man's opinion based strictly on your text. Next time hum to a song she likes.

Respectfully.

-Jackt2.

[StarLordYG]

Long time lurker, so I've been reading about all the hype about blue ocean so I decided I would take a visit this morning. Walked up to the window and request the. 6 hh since I hear that's the best option. Mamasan opens the door and lets me through. I honestly wish I could have gotten her the way she looked. She hugs me and then grabs jr and walks me to a room and tells me to wait and saids $. 4 tip will get me a good time. After a few minutes a mid-height asian walks in and tells me her name is ocean. To me she wasn't the best looking but to each it's own. Put tip on table, then gets me undress and takes me to the TS. Cleaned EVERYTHING and on the flip teased me of more to come. After getting dried she has jr ready to go, grabs control of him and steers me to the room. Next she puts me on my stomach and starts kissing me up and down my back. , next she starts tossing my salad which was very enjoyable surprisingly. Next comes the headache relief and then we start in mich, followed by doggie. I tried to put a finger in the Greek but she wasn't having it. After a lot of pounding away I finally let go in the cover. Got cleaned up, dress and escorted out by her and I saw star and blue on the way out. I hope to try both of them eventually and I honest really want the mamasan, something about here had me going crazy.

Rookie out.

[C Fombarlet]

What!? You hummed in the shower! You rat bastard. You disgust me.

Excuse me, but I just.

I need some alone time now to process all this.

I play in Orlando, but sometimes venture into Tampa. Used to be THE place before our local scene heated up. We are no on par and perhaps outpacing Tampa with places like OB and GG, but I digress.

Went by Venus for a massage. Usual routine. After TS attendant says she can't do the massage and offers a refund on the time. In disbelief, I asked what was wrong and she said, she just didn't click with me. I thought she was joking and I asked for her to explain. Now, get ready for this. She said, "I hummed during the shower. " Thought it was a joke, but nope. I assured her that I would stop, and I asked again for her to explain the problem, she said I should have been "focused" and not hummed.

Even if we didn't click, or thought I was an undercover, or even a horrible hummer, at least press on with the massage. I'm a fit, mannerly middle-aged man, that is still scratching his head on this one. Anybody EVER had anything remotely as bizarre, happen to them?

[RickUsa1234]

120 includes HJ or everything is upsell after standard massage?

I went to see my favorite girl Eve yesterday. I got to her place near UCF and she was ready when I arrived. I've seen Eve MANY times, so I went right into the room and got comfortable. Eve is a hot and very sweet young girl who knows how to rub the kinks out and make a guy feel good! She is not a clock watcher. I won't go into details, but if you've seen her you know what I mean. She has a flat rate package that is 120 for the hr. I love the view and always leave VERY happy. If she feels comfortable with you, the menu can expand. If you're tired of the AMPs with the same old same old, I highly recommend a visit with Eve! I'm sure you won't regret it! http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...yalty/18034966.

[TomStone68]

Visited GG yesterday and pulled Chelsea, a very cute young girl. Standard GG activity. She was a little rushed to finish the fun part, but gave me the full hour and gave me a decent massage (decent by GG standards anyway). I would love to see her with pig tails and a school girl outfit.

Mamasan was wearing this low cut blouse and caught me checking out her tits, made her laugh. They were a decent rack though.