Massage Parlor Reports

**Selfish** · 01-31-18 18:29

Need something all around solid for a spa day. Good massage, good HE, and a table shower. Don't mind driving or paying more. Girls looks are unimportant. Help me out fellas, I haven't found anything near Portland in the 9 months I've lived here.

**Selfish** · 01-31-18 17:16

Got some free time and $ coming up in the next few weeks and I'm looking for a "sure thing". I don't really care what the girls look like and I don't mind a bit of a drive. Here's what I do want though;.

-table shower.

-great massage.

-thorough attention to the special areas, no fast and furious rush, just a quality HE.

Price isn't an issue. Focused on quality. If I got to tip exorbitantly to get what I want that's okay. Been looking around p-town for 6 months and I keep getting skunked or disappointed. I just want a nice "spa day" for myself.

**Member #5666** · 01-29-18 14:30

I think honestly AMP Guide is making a point that not everyone is like you, or me and take care of our hygiene and such. I dress nice, as in no holey clothes, and my clothes look clean and not like I just mud wrestled a pig for a day. I have seen some of the guys who go in and I get grossed out thinking of the poor girls who have to touch them. As mentioned before I am a larger guy, and while I am no way ugly, I have found, for me if I go in dressed a little nicer, I tend to get some great service. Course I am always very nice to the girls as well.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 01-28-18 01:53

As stated before, I personally have never had trouble receiving whatever level of finishes I'm looking for. Don't worry about flashing exorbitant amounts of cash, dressing nicely, or making sure I go overboard on hygiene any more than I normally do. Of course, being clean is a part of everyday life for me so I guess I never thought twice about NEEDING to do something different just to impress a masseuse. All it really takes is common sense and you're going to get all of the extras that your girl-for-the-hour is willing to give out. There's no magic code you need to figure out, no special look you need to have, nothing unique that you have to do. Be a gentleman and don't give off a creepy vibe by your actions, and you won't have to worry about your wardrobe or bulge of cash.

**Amp Guide** · 01-26-18 20:20

You kind of get to know a few girls and they mention certain things. Being clean and having clean fingernails sure helps. You ever notice how a girl will check your hands when you start out a massage. If you plan on sticking the hands where the sun do not shine on her. She sure as hell wants clean nice hangs there and trimmed fingernails. LOL.

A wad of cash is how I usually roll. I typically have a 400 or so wad of 20's on me. Not that I am going to use it on one girl. But it makes them happy that they will be receiving a tip as least they know you have something left. Right on dude.

Also On dressed. Does the guy in a suit get better respect when in line, or at the court house or at the airport waiting for a re-booking missed flight. Of coarse dressing nicely and cleanly certainly helps. Use common since.

Also San Diego. Seattle Florida are all my favorites to get a lot more than the Portland area. You know it For a liberal town. OMG you certainly can get better and a lot better looking ladies in other cities where the competition is tougher. I always love my road trips Comming up for me is Miami. Phoenix and Diego. As you know I always visit a few AMPs when traveling if time allows Being on business trips and expensive it where the company pays for the extras is certainly nice.

In Portland there are so many new places Its very hard to keep track of all the good ones. OMG its tough.

More soon keep posting Better weather will be here soon.

**PDXorBust** · 01-26-18 18:47

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Remind me what 2 plus MMS means?

2 girls plus a Mamasan. I only used one.

**FM5369** · 01-26-18 08:56

OK. Watching the discussion here about attire, cleanliness. Etc. One thing that may be of help for some of you guys. Is when they ask for the hourly fee. Nonchalantly (sp) let them get a view of extra cash in your wallet. Pretty obvious to me in some locations the MMS is paying attention.

Did that my last visit (and other visits) with good results.

In regards to the women asking about marriage status. I have seen that too. One was bragging to me about how she can cook. Had 2 eggs and hamburger for breakfast Man. If I was single I'd be all over that shit.

**Pdx503** · 01-26-18 02:13

Originally Posted by PDXorBust [View Original Post]

Went in and found 2 plus MMS. Went to room for a great rub and fantastic flip.

Remind me what 2 plus MMS means?

**Ragnor** · 01-25-18 20:16

Anyone had luck at Tea Massage in tigard?

https://portland.rubratings.com/55340

First time I went it was just a solid massage from a cute girl.

**PDXorBust** · 01-25-18 18:05

Went in and found 2 plus MMS. Went to room for a great rub and fantastic flip.

**PDXorBust** · 01-25-18 18:04

Anyone been to this location? Curious if it is any good. Drove by it today.

**Agdro17** · 01-24-18 22:36

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

There's a rumor being perpetrated that you have to be stylish if you want to get anywhere in the local AMPs. I'm here to say that I've never worn anything nicer than jeans and a t-shirt, with tennis shoes, and I get happy treatment every time. Possibly because I'm relatively fit and reasonably attractive. But I believe the biggest reason is because I'm nice to the girls and it's pretty obvious that I'm not affiliated with any organization that'll get them in trouble. Whatever works for you is great, but just understand that there's really no need to go to certain lengths.

Now. If you want REAL AMP treatment, like you dream about, you need to go out of this area. Full service finishes with 3 BJ are the norm in places I've travelled for work recently. Seattle, Vegas and San Diego have ruined me for the AMPs around here. Women in their 20's, with great bodies and pretty faces who can't wait to get naked with you. Too bad we can't find that around here.

+1. You nailed it.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 01-24-18 19:55

There's a rumor being perpetrated that you have to be stylish if you want to get anywhere in the local AMPs. I'm here to say that I've never worn anything nicer than jeans and a t-shirt, with tennis shoes, and I get happy treatment every time. Possibly because I'm relatively fit and reasonably attractive. But I believe the biggest reason is because I'm nice to the girls and it's pretty obvious that I'm not affiliated with any organization that'll get them in trouble. Whatever works for you is great, but just understand that there's really no need to go to certain lengths.

Now. If you want REAL AMP treatment, like you dream about, you need to go out of this area. Full service finishes with 3 BJ are the norm in places I've travelled for work recently. Seattle, Vegas and San Diego have ruined me for the AMPs around here. Women in their 20's, with great bodies and pretty faces who can't wait to get naked with you. Too bad we can't find that around here.

**Amp Guide** · 01-22-18 12:48

Had a good time again there.

On a side note. Visiting several AMPs lately. The girls always ask if I am single. One girl went as far as to say Do I like chineese food and chineese girls. , She was middle aged and still very cute. Seems she wanted to date me or marry me to get the hell out of going back to China. Cannot blame her. I like to be very nicely dressed when I go in to these places. Sure opens up doors. The girls usually check out the shoes also. Some expensive shoes shows you have taste and are not cheap.

ALso with the prices some of the girls on the streets want. You can get a lot more for your money at a massage place as well as a nice massage. Food for thought.