Massage Parlor Reports

[Johnson686]

Mongers are now making up shit as they go now and I wish we could limit on expanding the abbreviations.

BBBJCIM is sufficient enough to know that provider is no quitter to swallow some juice.

Just saying.

No it's not, dummy. You think I made up the NQNS part? I actually learned the term on this forum. So do your own homework and RTFF before you shoot your mouth off. With BBBJCIM the girl could only take the first gulp and then spit it out.

[LylTime]

Will be giving this place a try Friday hope all goes well. Will let you guys know.

Is there a new provider at this location? I stopped there a couple of years back and the short woman at the time looked like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I certainly would not want her wrapping her lips around junior.

If there is a new provider, I'm there!

[DownWind]

Based on this great first post, yesterday I decided to try out this place mentioned above. Wow. SinceTheFlood6 was spot on. I opted for 30 minutes for. 4, and asked for a soft massage. She went right to an extended tease and kept kissing my butt cheeks. Then the weirdest AMP experience ever began. She noticed I have hemorrhoids and said something I couldn't understand, then got some cream and started rubbing my butthole. Then she started putting her finger inside. I'm not at all a fan of ass play, but I figured I'd let it play out for a bit. Who knows, maybe I'd decide I liked it. After a few minutes, it was just too uncomfortable and I asked her to stop. She apologized and went back to the extended tease. About half-way through my 30 minutes, she asked me to flip. She then started to kiss my cock and balls, and kept laying her head down on my crotch. The whole thing was so weird and unexpected (but not in a bad way) that I was having trouble relaxing. She then started with a BBBJ. I had never even asked for it. I asked her if I could have more time, and she said I could do 45 minutes for an additional. 1. I started playing with her cans and she volunteered to take off her bra and pull them out, allowing me to suck on her nipples while I also rubbed her crotch over her pants. She really seemed to enjoy it, and at that point she had stopped sucking in favor of just rubbing me. After a few minutes of that I pulled away in hopes that she would start sucking again. She moaned and laughed, disappointed that I had stopped sucking. But she went back to the BJ, and by now I was plenty relaxed and ready to finish. She continued to suck away like a champ, and I ended up getting a BBBJCIMNQNS. Yes, she stayed with it right until the end. Not a drop spilled, and she absolutely drained me. I left her a tip of. 5 and felt a little guilty for not leaving more. She didn't complain. I will return!

Hey Johnson, no disrespect or offense, but 50 tip after the best service you may ever get is a bit light. She will either become a negotiator or just be a HE specialist for the same amount. Feeling guilty does not help the cause. A quick visit to drop her another 50-60 might insure continued great service in the future. She doesn't love you, it's the money no matter how she smiles at you.

[Jack A Dogov]

Mongers are now making up shit as they go now and I wish we could limit on expanding the abbreviations.

BBBJCIM is sufficient enough to know that provider is no quitter to swallow some juice.

Just saying.

Johnson686 didn't make up anything. It's been used here many times and it's in the abbreviation list as well. Look under "N".

Just saying.

[Jack617]

Before you post do your homework. BBBJCIM may or may not include swallow. OP was making it clear with his well known abbreviation

Mongers are now making up shit as they go now and I wish we could limit on expanding the abbreviations.

BBBJCIM is sufficient enough to know that provider is no quitter to swallow some juice.

Just saying.

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[BigTom58]

Will be giving this place a try Friday hope all goes well. Will let you guys know.

[DippedDots]

Ill try and drop by when I have a chance as well and report. Did you have to make an appointment or did you just walk in? I want t make sure I'm prepared!

Based on this great first post, yesterday I decided to try out this place mentioned above. Wow. SinceTheFlood6 was spot on. I opted for 30 minutes for. 4, and asked for a soft massage. She went right to an extended tease and kept kissing my butt cheeks. Then the weirdest AMP experience ever began. She noticed I have hemorrhoids and said something I couldn't understand, then got some cream and started rubbing my butthole. Then she started putting her finger inside. I'm not at all a fan of ass play, but I figured I'd let it play out for a bit. Who knows, maybe I'd decide I liked it. After a few minutes, it was just too uncomfortable and I asked her to stop. She apologized and went back to the extended tease. About half-way through my 30 minutes, she asked me to flip. She then started to kiss my cock and balls, and kept laying her head down on my crotch. The whole thing was so weird and unexpected (but not in a bad way) that I was having trouble relaxing. She then started with a BBBJ. I had never even asked for it. I asked her if I could have more time, and she said I could do 45 minutes for an additional. 1. I started playing with her cans and she volunteered to take off her bra and pull them out, allowing me to suck on her nipples while I also rubbed her crotch over her pants. She really seemed to enjoy it, and at that point she had stopped sucking in favor of just rubbing me. After a few minutes of that I pulled away in hopes that she would start sucking again. She moaned and laughed, disappointed that I had stopped sucking. But she went back to the BJ, and by now I was plenty relaxed and ready to finish. She continued to suck away like a champ, and I ended up getting a BBBJCIMNQNS. Yes, she stayed with it right until the end. Not a drop spilled, and she absolutely drained me. I left her a tip of. 5 and felt a little guilty for not leaving more. She didn't complain. I will return!

[Grogrin]

Mongers are now making up shit as they go now and I wish we could limit on expanding the abbreviations.

BBBJCIM is sufficient enough to know that provider is no quitter to swallow some juice.

Just saying.

NQNS is "no quit no spit".

[Johnson686]

For us spelling-challenged old farts, what's the "NQ" part?

NQNS is "no quit no spit".

[Chesty3086]

Based on this great first post, yesterday I decided to try out this place mentioned above. Wow. SinceTheFlood6 was spot on. I opted for 30 minutes for. 4, and asked for a soft massage. She went right to an extended tease and kept kissing my butt cheeks. Then the weirdest AMP experience ever began. She noticed I have hemorrhoids and said something I couldn't understand, then got some cream and started rubbing my butthole. Then she started putting her finger inside. I'm not at all a fan of ass play, but I figured I'd let it play out for a bit. Who knows, maybe I'd decide I liked it. After a few minutes, it was just too uncomfortable and I asked her to stop. She apologized and went back to the extended tease. About half-way through my 30 minutes, she asked me to flip. She then started to kiss my cock and balls, and kept laying her head down on my crotch. The whole thing was so weird and unexpected (but not in a bad way) that I was having trouble relaxing. She then started with a BBBJ. I had never even asked for it. I asked her if I could have more time, and she said I could do 45 minutes for an additional. 1. I started playing with her cans and she volunteered to take off her bra and pull them out, allowing me to suck on her nipples while I also rubbed her crotch over her pants. She really seemed to enjoy it, and at that point she had stopped sucking in favor of just rubbing me. After a few minutes of that I pulled away in hopes that she would start sucking again. She moaned and laughed, disappointed that I had stopped sucking. But she went back to the BJ, and by now I was plenty relaxed and ready to finish. She continued to suck away like a champ, and I ended up getting a BBBJCIMNQNS. Yes, she stayed with it right until the end. Not a drop spilled, and she absolutely drained me. I left her a tip of. 5 and felt a little guilty for not leaving more. She didn't complain. I will return!

For us spelling-challenged old farts, what's the "NQ" part?

[Johnson686]

C-bridge.

2464 Ma** ave.

Wow, last time I went here (a month ago), was greeted by a cute older woman, short and petite. Undressed, waited for her for a few minutes. Once she came in the room, she got right to business, barely even a tease. Didn't have to ask and no haggling for money. It was pretty startling, actually. BBBJCIM .4 + .4.

Based on this great first post, yesterday I decided to try out this place mentioned above. Wow. SinceTheFlood6 was spot on. I opted for 30 minutes for. 4, and asked for a soft massage. She went right to an extended tease and kept kissing my butt cheeks. Then the weirdest AMP experience ever began. She noticed I have hemorrhoids and said something I couldn't understand, then got some cream and started rubbing my butthole. Then she started putting her finger inside. I'm not at all a fan of ass play, but I figured I'd let it play out for a bit. Who knows, maybe I'd decide I liked it. After a few minutes, it was just too uncomfortable and I asked her to stop. She apologized and went back to the extended tease. About half-way through my 30 minutes, she asked me to flip. She then started to kiss my cock and balls, and kept laying her head down on my crotch. The whole thing was so weird and unexpected (but not in a bad way) that I was having trouble relaxing. She then started with a BBBJ. I had never even asked for it. I asked her if I could have more time, and she said I could do 45 minutes for an additional. 1. I started playing with her cans and she volunteered to take off her bra and pull them out, allowing me to suck on her nipples while I also rubbed her crotch over her pants. She really seemed to enjoy it, and at that point she had stopped sucking in favor of just rubbing me. After a few minutes of that I pulled away in hopes that she would start sucking again. She moaned and laughed, disappointed that I had stopped sucking. But she went back to the BJ, and by now I was plenty relaxed and ready to finish. She continued to suck away like a champ, and I ended up getting a BBBJCIMNQNS. Yes, she stayed with it right until the end. Not a drop spilled, and she absolutely drained me. I left her a tip of. 5 and felt a little guilty for not leaving more. She didn't complain. I will return!

[OlmanDriver]

Hey Olman, she sounds like fun. Did you get a name? I notice on their site they have the providers names and the days they work. Thanks!

This place is on the second floor of what looks like a broke down office building, has a Thai place on the left and a Brazilian on the right, which has been reviewed many times. Thai place includes a selection of ladyboys, as does a couple other places within walking distance. I did not get a name, never asked, but if you see a woman 4'8" with triple G titties you're in the right place. By the way, I walked in and the place was clearly busy. Saw 2 or 3 other mongers entering and exiting.

[BinAround]

G H on Foster, Saturday midday. Sexy if a bit heavy and very short Thai woman at the desk asks if I'd like a ladyboy or a girl. When I said girl she asks if she herself was acceptable. I agreed for a full hour, with no oil. Woman was about 4'8" with the largest jugs, by at least 50%, that I've ever encountered in a MP. She had on a one piece that looked like a skirt but was connected, very loosely, at the crotch, like cullotes or a skort or something. Room was down the hall, private, with a lock. After a long sensual tease, no massage at all, I turned over and found her crotch inches from my hand. I reached in to find an absolutely sopping uncovered pussy, and after a few insertions I brought my fingers to my mouth for a smell and taste, and she said, in her Thai accent, "Yummeeee. " which got a good laugh from me. She then, while starting a HJ, brought one leg over my head and squatted down on my face, pulling the cloth easily to one side, with no end to the moisture emanating from a very tasty muff, and getting me off like a true pro. Only negative is the house fee is 80 - tip was 60. I'll return only if I'm flush with cash.

Hey Olman, she sounds like fun. Did you get a name? I notice on their site they have the providers names and the days they work. Thanks!

[Member #6770]

I've done it both ways but certainly prefer her to the side. Much easier to get the nipples in your mouth. Usually they will cradle your head too. Nice and comfy.

Instead of laying down, and positioning the girl in a way to access what you want to touch,(or lick) I go another way occasionally. I prefer a FS visit, but if a HJ is the limit, I enjoy kneeling on the table, have the girl stand to the side, shirt off (or up) gives you breast access, and the other hand has access to the ass, either in or outside clothes. This also allows her to do a little prostate play, although not as much as laying down.

[NewOld]

FWIW, I do. 6 when nips are presented assuming all else is at least standard.

Quick question: how do you position her so that you can suck on her nips and get the HE at the same time? Do you have her stand at the head of the table and lean forward? Or stand to the side by your head?

SM.

I've done it both ways but certainly prefer her to the side. Much easier to get the nipples in your mouth. Usually they will cradle your head too. Nice and comfy.