Massage Parlor Reports

[ChaserX]

Went to my ATF, the one that never lets me down, the one that popped my AMP cherry today (http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...yn-28/28187745).

It was terrible. Opted for a hhr and got a substandard HE that I had to close my eyes and use my imagination for, which is something I never had to do there. The provider wasn't even bad, she was just all about business today. Wanted an extra. 2 for the girls to be out. I should have taken my tip back and left then. I use to recommend this place, but now I can't. PLus when I came some other monger was there and we had an awkward "Hey, same kink? Same kink. " moment, never fun, even though it was funny.

I've been sour and leaving this hobby behind as my new years resolution, and this slip up definitely reaffirms my belief that me and this hobby are done. I'm not telling you guys to work out, start treating women like shit, and then start knocking boots, but it does work. I don't think I'll be giving any new places a try, especially since Tokyo got popped (it was a matter of time though, surprised it lasted as long as it did), since that was the last good place I visited.

Good luck my bros (and sisters?) and I wish you the best. This hobby isn't everything and if you love yourself and work on yourself, the women will come at a lot cheaper price.

[HoldenCaul]

Saw Tiffany in the afternoon, and like most people say she is very sexy for an asian provider. 1 hr massage is $. 6 and tip was $1. Gave a great body slide and HJ to finish. She said it's either body slide or BJ but I was hoping for both. She's got a great set of tits and nips to go with them. But like others have said recently her work is a bit mechanical. Those who have gone to M1 recently is it FS?

M1 is most definitely FS. Multiple times per session if you want.

[Trump10]

Saw Tiffany in the afternoon, and like most people say she is very sexy for an asian provider. 1 hr massage is $. 6 and tip was $1. Gave a great body slide and HJ to finish. She said it's either body slide or BJ but I was hoping for both. She's got a great set of tits and nips to go with them. But like others have said recently her work is a bit mechanical. Those who have gone to M1 recently is it FS?

No. M1 is a legit high end massage place. Be sure to ask for the hot stones.

[ODawg]

Saw Tiffany in the afternoon, and like most people say she is very sexy for an asian provider. 1 hr massage is $. 6 and tip was $1. Gave a great body slide and HJ to finish. She said it's either body slide or BJ but I was hoping for both. She's got a great set of tits and nips to go with them. But like others have said recently her work is a bit mechanical. Those who have gone to M1 recently is it FS?

[Robertin75]

Does anybody know if this place is still open. This is right next to Lovers Lane in Novi off grand river.

It's closed due to remodelation.

[The Explorer]

Does anybody know if this place is still open. This is right next to Lovers Lane in Novi off grand river.

[HoldenCaul]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ywork/44088977

Or whatever it's called. I went here hoping maybe I can get exceptions made for me. Wasted 140 hhr on a useless "Brazilian" massage, which means panties on and no top (but pasties on the nipples). Barely any touching allowed and DIY when she's NOT in the room. Haven't done this in a while and was hoping for a good night after a shitty day. I was not rewarded with a good night. I saw a young sweet girl who's name I don't want to share on here because I just don't want to. She was just doing her job, which meant "nothing illegal" even though my junk was clearly hanging out there. She was actually a former stripper too. It was a fun conversation but I clearly, very clearly did not get what I was hoping to in going there and I made sure to communicate that. I was offered a card for their rewards program on my way out. F THAAAAAT shite. Never going back.

Yielded an immediate fake pic, despite the "pics are 100% legit" claim in the ad. That should've been your first red flag.

I read all these reviews and appreciate them, sympathize, empathize, but cannot understand why anyone strays from the well-known list of places that are guaranteed of a payoff (M1, Saigon, etc.).

[Member #5598]

So in a nutshell what you received was a so so massage that was brief (30 min's) by a good looking girl that led to you being aroused and finishing yourself off without the eye candy visible. And this set you back 140?. Wow.

Wow. Thanks for your insightful comment.

[Averily]

Sorry you got burned. These are well known on this board and they have a few locations. I haven't forgotten my first and only time. Former stripper as well. These people have quite the operation going on.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ywork/44088977

Or whatever it's called. I went here hoping maybe I can get exceptions made for me. Wasted 140 hhr on a useless "Brazilian" massage, which means panties on and no top (but pasties on the nipples). Barely any touching allowed and DIY when she's NOT in the room. Haven't done this in a while and was hoping for a good night after a shitty day. I was not rewarded with a good night. I saw a young sweet girl who's name I don't want to share on here because I just don't want to. She was just doing her job, which meant "nothing illegal" even though my junk was clearly hanging out there. She was actually a former stripper too. It was a fun conversation but I clearly, very clearly did not get what I was hoping to in going there and I made sure to communicate that. I was offered a card for their rewards program on my way out. F THAAAAAT shite. Never going back.

[Nyybry]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ywork/44088977

Or whatever it's called. I went here hoping maybe I can get exceptions made for me. Wasted 140 hhr on a useless "Brazilian" massage, which means panties on and no top (but pasties on the nipples). Barely any touching allowed and DIY when she's NOT in the room. Haven't done this in a while and was hoping for a good night after a shitty day. I was not rewarded with a good night. I saw a young sweet girl who's name I don't want to share on here because I just don't want to. She was just doing her job, which meant "nothing illegal" even though my junk was clearly hanging out there. She was actually a former stripper too. It was a fun conversation but I clearly, very clearly did not get what I was hoping to in going there and I made sure to communicate that. I was offered a card for their rewards program on my way out. F THAAAAAT shite. Never going back.

So in a nutshell what you received was a so so massage that was brief (30 min's) by a good looking girl that led to you being aroused and finishing yourself off without the eye candy visible. And this set you back 140?. Wow.

[Member #5598]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ywork/44088977

Or whatever it's called. I went here hoping maybe I can get exceptions made for me. Wasted 140 hhr on a useless "Brazilian" massage, which means panties on and no top (but pasties on the nipples). Barely any touching allowed and DIY when she's NOT in the room. Haven't done this in a while and was hoping for a good night after a shitty day. I was not rewarded with a good night. I saw a young sweet girl who's name I don't want to share on here because I just don't want to. She was just doing her job, which meant "nothing illegal" even though my junk was clearly hanging out there. She was actually a former stripper too. It was a fun conversation but I clearly, very clearly did not get what I was hoping to in going there and I made sure to communicate that. I was offered a card for their rewards program on my way out. F THAAAAAT shite. Never going back.

[Averily]

Dude, you have been asking about these Waterford places for months. Have you ever actually gone? We can see your post history you know.

Hi, I'm curious if the brownstone massage place in Waterford worth going to?

[Dragon630]

Hi, I'm curious if the brownstone massage place in Waterford worth going to?

The place is overpriced and the service isn't that good. It is ok service, but for the price all you are getting is not parking in Redford and the service isn't as good as M1. PM me if you want more details, but I think you get my opinion.

Stay safe.

[RaidersFan50]

Hi, I'm curious if the brownstone massage place in Waterford worth going to?

[GrizzlyBrew11]

Have been frequenting this place for awhile now. There's been a slew of new women in and out of here since I started last summer. Usually a new girl every 3-4 weeks. Most are olderish, late 30/ early 40. I'm writing this now because my recent trip was not like the previous ones. I end up with at least a BJ or FS every time I go, just depends on the mood of the day. My last trip ended with a "ok all finish" after a 30 minute massage. I ask that's it? She says yes it only 30 minute massage. And I've have had FS and a BJ from this same girl on separate visits. Just wondering if they are trying to keep it low key now or what. I am a regular and they know me fairly well here. Any one else had an issue in the last 2 weeks?