Massage Parlor Reports

[OrdLover]

A couple of new spots I saw.

Lotus spa.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/t...460771174.html

Pink Health Spa.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...d-ave/87171722

And a set of weird writing.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...acine/85688832

Have anyone try these spots yet? Or have info on them.

[KurtHendrix3]

I've been there many times (and have reported before). She is over 50, her massage skills and the efforts depend on her mood, and, unfortunately, that includes the extras. YMMV, but, the most important things that everyone who considers the place should know are 1. The parlor is very filthy, soiled, 2. She doesn't keep her appointments, when I called ahead of time, 3 sometimes shorts time, and 4 will be texting and calling you guys if you don't show up for a couple of weeks.

Since we were talking about Lily a lot recently. I'd like to add my 2 cents.

Firstly, I agree with 2. They don't keep appointments.

Secondly, the younger girl there, Sophie, is even worse than Judy.

I once called Lily and Judy answered. I asked for Sophie and she said Sophie will only come to the parlor later. She gave me a time. I arrived a little later than that given time. Still, Sophie's not there. I left and came back later. Sophie gave me a hh, in which she did all the massage with the tower between my body and her hand. WTF! AND, there was no flip! She did 30 minutes on my back with lower than avg skill and said it's done. No flip! WTF!

Never went back since then.

[KurtHendrix3]

When I mentioned in an earlier post that I was looking for somewhere new in the area the cleanliness was on my mind. For the most part the service is fine and, as I said earlier, always reliable (though what everyone has said about Judy is right -- though I would never give my phone number so I don't know about the texts). The rooms are not terrible, but once I took a shower there (because I was slathered in oil) and that was an absolute disaster area. I worried that I was going to come out of there with some crazy disease. It was really gross, and reaffirmed my longstanding rule of not showering at those places.

Seeing as we're on the topic: I don't know if its ever been discussed here or not, but there is a place pretty much across the street from Lily. Its always seemed legit to me so I've never checked it out. Anyway, from my experience, going a few blocks east to Belmont is usually a better experience.

If you are talking about OD wellness across street from Lily. I can confirm two things: both owned by the same owner, and OD wellness is not what you think it is.

I was once kicked out from Lily because both Sophie and Judy were working. Sophie suggested me to go across street to OD wellness, saying they were sister stores. OD wellness was not locked at that time and a guy in at front desk. But the door between lobby and massage area is kind of locked. I got a very attractive Korean MT. We didn't chat too much. She asked "do you want do here?" without I needing to give any hint. Your YMMV of course.

[Walker333]

What do you do when your regular therapist whispers in your ear she loves you?

Dragon is usually concerned with the amount that we would tip, but now he is asking what we would do. Well, he's got what he's paid for. Although the majority of us are paying for the BJ, he, FS etc, but to have a little piece of emotion added to the action would be a nice little piece like a bright Christmas wrapping. The said reality is that the girls are always madly in love with generous men, aren't they? So what would I do? Adding to what I said earlier, and being concerned with her pure feelings, I would not insult her aspiration with any additional donation (on top of the house fee) and watched the reaction.

Interestingly enough is that no one is asking the name of the place and the MT.

[DMichaels69]

Right. I would be saying if your in love no more money exchanged for those services, were moving this to outside the spa, your getting out of that business, your learning English, and your getting a real job to help support us. Its 50/50 and I'm betting she changes her tune. This is a classic example of what happens when you over tip and then the rest of the mongers suffer because they expect it.

That's funny, you probably over tipped her in the past. In any case I'd ask her out.

[Rocket Dork]

That's what you do. ;-)

Anal! Great answer! Rocket Dork.

[BabyBoy2013]

That's what you do. ;-)

Him or her LOL 😂.

[BenBeck]

What do you do when your regular therapist whispers in your ear she loves you?

That's what you do. ;-)

[Walker333]

What do you do when your regular therapist whispers in your ear she loves you?

That's funny, you probably over tipped her in the past. In any case I'd ask her out.

[AceBox]

Will be in the Gunnison street area Monday thru Friday. Anybody been to the Gunnison spa lately? If so. What is the talent like now? Thinking about stopping in for some nice leisure time. I heard it is a good place for good FS.

Not that I am the world's expert but I have never heard that you could get more than standard finish at Gunnison.

[Wenger]

What do you do when your regular therapist whispers in your ear she loves you?

Show me how much.

-w.

[ChineseDragon]

What do you do when your regular therapist whispers in your ear she loves you?

[Satriani]

After many years of AMPs here's my usual routine even if I have never been there before.

They usually ask me to take off clothes and lay face down. I do the first part but I lay face up w / o covering. Before I lay down I find the pillow that usually has what looks like a clean towel on it but in all my experiences I have never seen them changed. I'll pass on the last guy's drool. I place my t-shirt on the pillow as a pillow case. They usually look a bit puzzled when hey enter but they all seem to realize what I know about the pillow's history. If they ask me to turn over I gently remind them that I am employing them and would like for them to start on my legs. From there things usually progress well and I leave happy.

Satriani.

[Gitty]

I originally wanted to go to Ping. I called ahead but I when I got there the MMS said she was with another customer. She said I could wait inside but it would be a half hour wait. With Angel Spa in the area and having limited time, I decided to give it a try. I was hesitant to go at first because it is located on a very busy intersection (Ashland and Addison) but I took the plunge anyway. I was greeted by a woman in her early 40's. I got a glimpse of another woman who looked like she was in her late 30's as well. I noticed that the carpet was very dirty and had many stains. The carpet in the room had stains on the carpet as well and the entrance of it was covered with a curtain. I opted for the HH option for 40.

The massage was pretty weak for my liking. It was more of a body rub, but I appreciate that she used very little lotion which made clean up easy. During the last 10 minutes she took a call and put it on speaker phone. She apologized afterward and said it was a friend from New York who she hadn't spoken to in a long time. On the flip she offered the standard finish for the standard flip. I asked if there was anything else on the menu she that there was but she just had mayonnaise with her lunch and she was afraid she would throw up if she went for a CBJ. I opted for the standard finish.

The finish was nothing special just like the massage. With that and the location I probably won't go back to this location considering that there are better options.

[DonTheMon]

Will be in the Gunnison street area Monday thru Friday. Anybody been to the Gunnison spa lately? If so. What is the talent like now? Thinking about stopping in for some nice leisure time. I heard it is a good place for good FS.