Massage Parlor Reports

[PlmCaoyf]

Ok so I'll add my latest rounds.

Been the the suite A that is shady only seen 2 girls 6/7-10 scale there working been 3 times onesaid her name was may. Don't remember others name both give Decent massage lots of teasing and standard finish maybe more is on the menu if you try harder idk. Normal 6 on the hr normal tip for standard.

Went to a place E71st just west of the railroad tracks. Guy running the desk which was a little off but who gives a fuck right.

Older lady giving massage maybe early 50's late 40's 5/6 on scale and 6 in the door. Huge room extra large massage table biggest I've seen kinda weird for your arms? Guess they are quite a few larger mongorors out there. Half assed massage wanted me to self serve but agreed to help had to tell her to slow down but left relived for normal rate.

I've been to some others like fitness, bash, a couple other that have been reviewed enough already and it's been a while for me anyway. I've seen a few escorts as well but that's for a different thread. Happy mongoring where should I wonder into next?

[Matthew71]

Made a return trip to ChingU to see Amy. Amy didn't even last a week. The new therapist was Jessica. She is the first Asian I've seen with blonde hair (probably a hair piece). Probably a 7/10 and she had some meat on the bone. I'll definitely take blonde Asians for 60 minutes. She started with oil, then a little more oil, then a little more oil just in case I wasn't slippery enough. In my mind, I'm thinking the only reason she turned me into an oil slick is to use me as a landing strip for her blonde haired body! Obviously, we weren't on the same frequency. It was random rubbing for about ten minutes then she would start over and do the same random rub for another ten minutes, etc, etc, etc. Has time stood still? Has the clock on the wall stopped? With no hint of teasing, she brings in the industrial towel to soak up all the oil before the flip. After the flip there is only five minutes left and my equipment is now undercover of a towel. This was one of the longest hours of my life. In fairness to Jessica, she just came from Chicago and this was her first ever massage. .60 for the massage and .20 for the tip. Beware of blonde Asians!

Should of went farther east.

[Member #5631]

Made a return trip to ChingU to see Amy. Amy didn't even last a week. The new therapist was Jessica. She is the first Asian I've seen with blonde hair (probably a hair piece). Probably a 7/10 and she had some meat on the bone. I'll definitely take blonde Asians for 60 minutes. She started with oil, then a little more oil, then a little more oil just in case I wasn't slippery enough. In my mind, I'm thinking the only reason she turned me into an oil slick is to use me as a landing strip for her blonde haired body! Obviously, we weren't on the same frequency. It was random rubbing for about ten minutes then she would start over and do the same random rub for another ten minutes, etc, etc, etc. Has time stood still? Has the clock on the wall stopped? With no hint of teasing, she brings in the industrial towel to soak up all the oil before the flip. After the flip there is only five minutes left and my equipment is now undercover of a towel. This was one of the longest hours of my life. In fairness to Jessica, she just came from Chicago and this was her first ever massage. .60 for the massage and .20 for the tip. Beware of blonde Asians!

[GeezerGlide]

If you have 4 posts and don't know anything then no one cares.

1. Let the noob provide and participate.

2. Got a number, the number hopefully, from a fellow monger on PM. Thanks for that! Called and left a message from my burner. I will report if anything comes out of that.

3. Window for my current participation in the "Hunt for Red H" is closing rapidly. I will wait until the next time I venture down to the southside even though I am still in the hunt!.

Geezer!

[Msmith0052]

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[Joe075]

I haven't find it yet but I'm close thou, I got the phone number, I will call tomorrow see what happens.

[DuggerJug]

I Have gone around diffent places, but nothing worth talking about, I was hoping to come across the infamous Angela fron H but it seens that the place has closed down, if anyone have the phone number of the place pm me, I miss Cali. Just moved in.

H is closed went there today just to check.

[Joe075]

I Have gone around diffent places, but nothing worth talking about, I was hoping to come across the infamous Angela fron H but it seens that the place has closed down, if anyone have the phone number of the place pm me, I miss Cali. Just moved in.

[Golf76]

Anyone remember the sunny spot that used to be in Avon? Had some of the most fun times with Lulu (I think was her name). Man it would be great to run into her again.

Golf.

[Ron BurgIndy]

Same request from me. I didn't keep their number so I'm stuck between a ball and a hard place.

So, being a far northsider, I didn't keep the H on speed dial. When in the area I would try to stop in. This thread has many entries saying that they are closed and moved. Anybody had a chance to find the new locale? PM me if you are worried about publicity. I am heading to the southside over the next couple of days and would like to see if it is as good as it used to be.

Geezer.

[GeezerGlide]

So, being a far northsider, I didn't keep the H on speed dial. When in the area I would try to stop in. This thread has many entries saying that they are closed and moved. Anybody had a chance to find the new locale? PM me if you are worried about publicity. I am heading to the southside over the next couple of days and would like to see if it is as good as it used to be.

Geezer.

[Bwetfan]

Man if they couldn't crack that code there's no point in having them LOL. You made it plenty easy in your first post. Also how can this one dude not find H? Why would he want to know where it used to be? Something fishy.

I am very dense and even I figured out the Fifty Shades clue.

[Ilapp]

Based on the number of messages, I seem to have posted an incomplete report. Fifty Shades of _ then look for the road by that name on the SS. The girl was wearing jeans, also a first. I believe that there is nothing else on the menu there at this time / standard hour rate plus standard. 4 tip.

Lazy or dolts, it took me 2 minutes on BP to know exactly which one you meant.

[Keepinitclean]

Based on the number of messages, I seem to have posted an incomplete report. Fifty Shades of _ then look for the road by that name on the SS. The girl was wearing jeans, also a first. I believe that there is nothing else on the menu there at this time / standard hour rate plus standard. 4 tip.

Man if they couldn't crack that code there's no point in having them LOL. You made it plenty easy in your first post. Also how can this one dude not find H? Why would he want to know where it used to be? Something fishy.

[DuggerJug]

Based on the number of messages, I seem to have posted an incomplete report. Fifty Shades of _ then look for the road by that name on the SS. The girl was wearing jeans, also a first. I believe that there is nothing else on the menu there at this time / standard hour rate plus standard. 4 tip.