Massage Parlor Reports

[SolidStated]

Two reports. I go into detail so you'll notice a transition between reporting and ranting.

4 months ago I got my first local massage at Main Street Santa Ana in afternoon impossible to miss if you go down main street from Irvine, next to a gas station. Mamasan was older 40's asian lady with a passable (6/10) body and need of braces. Paid. 5 for hour. She was my provider and the only person their. Started with table shower that can't be distinguished from a table shower at a legit place. Once on the massage table she asked me what I wanted and I got a nuru slide (regular oil normal massage table) for $. I'm not sure what a really good nuru entails but I'm sure it wasn't what I had. She didn't get naked (unless I agreed to give her more) and didn't sit on face when asked (petty detail I know). Appreciated the paizuri though. Also note to self tits aren't as much fun to suck if they are covered in oil. Ended with H. E. She didn't finish me. I will rant about H. E. Later. Total $.5.

Very recently went to 440 Newport Plaza in early morning. It is very literally a plaza of parlors. Honey Spa (on the second floor) and the place directly below it on the first floor were open. I went to the bottom one I think it was Swan Spa. Paid .6 for hour. Clerk lady was young and attractive. My provider was an older Asian with a cute face for an older woman. Expected to start with a massage but she quickly asked me what I wanted. I wanted everything but apparently I'm too big for FS (would've appreciated it if she at least tried). Paid $ for naked CBJ. Couldn't touch her goodies but was allowed to suck on nice tits. Removal of clothes revealed a lack of ass and a tire stack stomach. Note to providers if they are reading this, do some sit ups. The pleasure from the CBJ was kinda overridden by teeth and a lack of depth. I asked for FS again but was denied because size. Next was HE. Is it just me or do providers have no rhythm. In santa ana + Montreal they just mashed it which might work for the uncircumcised but only causes slight pain for me. I find that you need to specifically demonstrate what type of HE would get you off. Newport woman squeezed the hell out of the based of pole. Why? She eventually got the technique right and I finished minutes after. I left and just realized that I paid for an hour and was only in their for a half hour before being showed out. No massage WTF it's not like she had customers waiting this early at morning. Basically I paid $.6 for a half hour mediocre HE. I could've done better at home. I should've gone to honey spa. Screw it time for me to find a GF maybe I'll go nofap, but I'm pretty sure I'm just saying because of a post orgasm mindset and my balls being sore. But this isn't the sore balls that come from a really good release, more like the sore balls that come from the providers long ass finger nails scratching and pinching them.

Later today I'll make another two post about an orange county weekly gangbang party and spot in diamond bar with light extras. Both of those were very pleasant experiences. Anyone else been denied service because of size. Anyone have special things they do when they go get massage. I like watching hentai from phone during massage.

I'm not going to back to either of those places anytime soon.

[AidanJ329]

GG is 30 for hour while SA is 30 for half hour. Length of session not given so hence my question.

Yeah sorry it is GG, I should've put that somewhere in the description.

[AidanJ329]

So I'm still pretty much a noob at this, the places I've visited include, Rose 999, Lavender, Le Palace, Violet Moon, and Green. But I'm not sure if I'm just unlucky because I haven't been able to find any Latinas. PM or reply to post if you got any suggestions:

[BhNguyenn]

Anybody been here? I'm probably going to check it out next week.

[YellowFinTuna]

Fair time at Emerald with CiCi in Orange today. . 6 for the entry. CiCi is an amazing looking Viet. Almost perfect, but her massage was about a 3. Rack 10, HJ 6. , attitude 7. Paid for 60 min. , and got less than 40. I would have petitioned for 20 more minutes of massage but it wasn't worth staying there for that. Could have stood in front of a fan for the same thing.

5 tip because she took her top off and had such a great attitude and rack but I would have gave her. 6+ if she did even a so-so massage or pulled anything near the hour. I don't think she was exactly happy about the. 5 but she didn't complain. She didn't wipe down the back side nor the front after the oil either. Felt like Andy Granatelli leaving the place. Good thing I exploded as she did a great job cleaning that area up. One nice thing was that they had a large heating pad on the table to keep things warm and hot damp towels in the room for the cleanup. Haven't seen that before and some of these places are freezing. Probably won't repeat in the near future but CiCi's definitely worth checking out and YMMV depending on who you get.

[Lovergrrl]

This situation happens in many places such as in Texas. Rose 999 does not have a massage permit. So if you go in and ask, that means you are going to give them a citation for massage without license. They are right, they don't do massage, they fuck. In Texas, many joints have aromatherapy license but no massage. They won't explain that to you either because they are paranoid.

Also, they let the potential customer walk if he "looks cheap" in their opinion. Rose 999 likes to deal with guy who tip north of $1. 4. If you are one of those guys who tip only $, they don't give a shit.

Nope.

After I got turned away I was curious about it so I called from my car and disguised my voice so I sounded more like a guy. I asked how much a massage was and was told $50/ hr over the phone. So they will acknowledge that they offer massages over the phone. When you show up in person it's complete denial. I've moved on to other places in the area and just avoid the place.

[Fe Maiden]

Don't know if this provider does it just with me, but yesterday I received the best HJ by far that I have experienced ever in OC. I have been to so many places in GG, and after my second release I felt even beter than a FS.

She spend 15 to 20 min in a very relaxing massage, not just rub, then first release was 15 min, from the back, and a lot of butt play, and exploded, then 10 min of legs, and second release in another 15 min, last 10 min of chest and head massage! Wow you never get this combination anywhere! And she is not so slim but a typ Chinese 35 yo complexion, she does it with style, not the typ hammer experience. Wow, will be my regular place every month! TD less than $.

I forgot to mention. The place is legit, so I had to be quiet, it was almost imposible haha. Magnolia & Eastmininster.

I've seen one provider who gave this type of service to me several times. Haven't been to see her for a while but now I do want to again.

[BigFish999]

Don't know if this provider does it just with me, but yesterday I received the best HJ by far that I have experienced ever in OC. I have been to so many places in GG, and after my second release I felt even beter than a FS.

She spend 15 to 20 min in a very relaxing massage, not just rub, then first release was 15 min, from the back, and a lot of butt play, and exploded, then 10 min of legs, and second release in another 15 min, last 10 min of chest and head massage! Wow you never get this combination anywhere! And she is not so slim but a typ Chinese 35 yo complexion, she does it with style, not the typ hammer experience. Wow, will be my regular place every month! TD less than $.

I forgot to mention. The place is legit, so I had to be quiet, it was almost imposible haha. Magnolia & Eastmininster.

[Spud666]

I'll beg for pussy and I'll pay for pussy. But I won't beg to pay for pussy.

With so many other comparable options in the area why bother? If they don't want my money there are plenty of others nearby who will jump at it. Literally, lol. So fuck 'em.

Best response ever!

[Stockholm]

I was in GG a few weeks ago and decided to try rose 999, after reading all the reviews I was looking forward to dumping some cash there. I googled the name and found directions to a strip mall off euc and 22. I park walk up to the door but it's locked, I get buzzed in by a super cute girl with another sitting on the couch next to the door. She asked what I wanted, I laughed and told her a massage. She looked me straight in the eye and said we don't do massages only hair and nails. I can smell the nail chemicals but didn't really think about it. I said "really? The girl on the sofa never even looked up. I was thinking WTF? Do I look like Le? So I walked out very disappointed when I looked back the girl was in the doirvway looking at me. Oh well.

So I went to Villa orange next to 31 flavors. A girl at the desk had a Bebe shirt on, I asked if Bebe was here she said yes, I'm bebe. She looked good, in her early 40's. I have her 40 for 30 and went to my room, undressed and laid on the table. When she walked in I stood up and gave her a hug and grabbed her ass. She had a nice size rack and asked me what I wanted I said everything. Apparently she doesn't do everything No FS Only BJ, I wanted FS but she continued that she never does FS, she asked how I knew about this place, the internet?

So I settled on he with lots of hand exploring for a 60 tip. She also did not allow any mouth contact with her boobs. Rules, rules, rules. I won't be going back there but I do want to know what the dealio is with R999? Are there 2?

This situation happens in many places such as in Texas. Rose 999 does not have a massage permit. So if you go in and ask, that means you are going to give them a citation for massage without license. They are right, they don't do massage, they fuck. In Texas, many joints have aromatherapy license but no massage. They won't explain that to you either because they are paranoid.

Also, they let the potential customer walk if he "looks cheap" in their opinion. Rose 999 likes to deal with guy who tip north of $1. 4. If you are one of those guys who tip only $, they don't give a shit.

[Caribe]

GG is 30 for hour while SA is 30 for half hour. Length of session not given so hence my question.

It's GG. See post #15638.

[Lovergrrl]

Have you guys try to say / ask for "half hour" instead of a massage? Also look up some of the girls name in RM, and either call in ahead or ask for that girl when you are there. Pretty sure you'll get in without they thinking you're LE, unless somehow you look like one. . My first time there, mamasan and I think papasan was there too, they just look at me, and ask for house fee and say half hour ok? LOL I never have any issue with any places, but then again I always wear short and flip flop, and I'm asian so that might help a bit LOL.

I'll beg for pussy and I'll pay for pussy. But I won't beg to pay for pussy.

With so many other comparable options in the area why bother? If they don't want my money there are plenty of others nearby who will jump at it. Literally, lol. So fuck 'em.

[NoClue02]

Yeah you got the right place. I got the same story when I went in there and asked for a massage. I expected as much since I'm female, but apparently they pull that line on some guys too. They are extremely paranoid unless they know you. I think that they turn away many first timers if they look even a tiny bit suspicious to them.

Have you guys try to say / ask for "half hour" instead of a massage? Also look up some of the girls name in RM, and either call in ahead or ask for that girl when you are there. Pretty sure you'll get in without they thinking you're LE, unless somehow you look like one. . My first time there, mamasan and I think papasan was there too, they just look at me, and ask for house fee and say half hour ok? LOL I never have any issue with any places, but then again I always wear short and flip flop, and I'm asian so that might help a bit LOL.

[Fe Maiden]

Coud be Garden Grove. Entry was 30.

GG is 30 for hour while SA is 30 for half hour. Length of session not given so hence my question.

[Lovergrrl]

I was in GG a few weeks ago and decided to try rose 999, after reading all the reviews I was looking forward to dumping some cash there. I googled the name and found directions to a strip mall off euc and 22. I park walk up to the door but it's locked, I get buzzed in by a super cute girl with another sitting on the couch next to the door. She asked what I wanted, I laughed and told her a massage. She looked me straight in the eye and said we don't do massages only hair and nails. I can smell the nail chemicals but didn't really think about it. I said "really? The girl on the sofa never even looked up. I was thinking WTF? Do I look like Le? So I walked out very disappointed when I looked back the girl was in the doirvway looking at me. Oh well.

So I went to Villa orange next to 31 flavors. A girl at the desk had a Bebe shirt on, I asked if Bebe was here she said yes, I'm bebe. She looked good, in her early 40's. I have her 40 for 30 and went to my room, undressed and laid on the table. When she walked in I stood up and gave her a hug and grabbed her ass. She had a nice size rack and asked me what I wanted I said everything. Apparently she doesn't do everything No FS Only BJ, I wanted FS but she continued that she never does FS, she asked how I knew about this place, the internet?

So I settled on he with lots of hand exploring for a 60 tip. She also did not allow any mouth contact with her boobs. Rules, rules, rules. I won't be going back there but I do want to know what the dealio is with R999? Are there 2?

Yeah you got the right place. I got the same story when I went in there and asked for a massage. I expected as much since I'm female, but apparently they pull that line on some guys too. They are extremely paranoid unless they know you. I think that they turn away many first timers if they look even a tiny bit suspicious to them.