USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[James 999]

Who's got the biggest ass right now and looking for bbws.

Most girls with a big butt would not mind if you told them they have a dunky booty. The thing I think you mean. Not sure you make a friend if you suggested she had a donkey booty. Urban / rap language is my thing.

[Chris5]

This gal shows too much, sucks too hard and will Polish your chrome too much to be a cop. She's too paranoid cops might bust her. Just not worth the hastle of poor comm.

Cancellations and now questions. Hell, if you know me and I get back to you what do you think I want?

Mac Out.

Sound's like a classic druggie move to me. Any chick asking me if I have candy, which I always do by the way, tells me that she is a drug addict. I will then proceed to pay her in candy instead of cash. Work's for C5 all the time!!

C5.

[FlbMac31]

This gal shows too much, sucks too hard and will Polish your chrome too much to be a cop. She's too paranoid cops might bust her. Just not worth the hastle of poor comm.

Cancellations and now questions. Hell, if you know me and I get back to you what do you think I want?

Mac Out.

Probably not a cop BUT definitely a drug addict!! All these chick's are candy girl's.

C5.

[Gator0987]

If she's already seen people, can she still be a cop? Wouldn't she be committing the same crime?

Excuse my ignorance, real questions here.

Probably not a cop BUT definitely a drug addict!! All these chick's are candy girl's.

C5.

[Chris5]

She's off my list completely. Just saw her and told her somebody said she was a cop, she didn't respond. Before I got to the room she kept asking me if I had drugs on me. Then she refused to do a LEO check, refused to get out of the bed without me telling her exactly what I wanted to do and how much. Then when I was leaving, she told me if I can get drugs, she'll make a deal with me. That's all classic police shit.

Probably not a cop BUT definitely a drug addict!! All these chick's are candy girl's.

C5.

[Harry Plopper]

This is the magic of the intersection of marketplace meets service information. This is way better than any of the other review sites that are controlled by people that give fake reviews just to get a membership or delete negative reviews because a provider complains to the admin.

I hope that the marketplace keeps growing this year in USAAC and the great talent will get traffic and the flaky / crappy / scammers will go back to BP or some other declining site. Hopefully the providers learn and observe that, as with all businesses, great customer service and value will always keep 'them cumming back. LOL.

Stay Safe.

Harry P.

[MunkysLove]

Anybody know what happened to her? Had something set up for this week with her and she went silent and now her ad is gone. Was looking forward to meeting this one.

[Johnny2718]

Is it jenn her friend?

My RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome) started acting up so I hit up my steady girl and got no response so after reading the great reviews I texted AlexLynn. Thank you Adam Carolla for diagnosing it for me. LOL.

Alexlynn and I met for an hr and she was wonderful. Great communication prior to the meeting and she had a surprise for me as well. She had a friend with her and the 3 of us had a great time. Alexlynn is legendary in the BBBJ department. It was one of the best if not the best I have ever had. She worked on me, while her friend and I kissed. That was HOT! I had an hr booked and we a 3 used it up with multiple activities with condom. That darn condom. I just had my last blood test done for my life insurance and was cleared for action as usual. I need to paste that clean blood screen to my shirt for all the girls to know. LOL. UGH.

Needless to say. I recommend AlexLynn highly as do the rest of the board members. I cannot wait for the next time!

Stay safe all.

Harry P.

[DylanX5]

Seen her twice but it's almost impossible to get her to respond. She in East Kiss so a drive. Last visit just didn't measure up. On a good day her dreams offer great headache relief. But last visit was so focused on looking around for LEO! Almost paranoid about it.

Long periods will pass without response. But when she replies she tends to ask two questions which make me paranoid. First is what do you want and second is how much do you have. I've asked her simply text when she has a place but she never responds.

No need for me beg for a dream. She never seems to respond to texts so I've just dropped her name from my contact list.

Mac Out.

She's off my list completely. Just saw her and told her somebody said she was a cop, she didn't respond. Before I got to the room she kept asking me if I had drugs on me. Then she refused to do a LEO check, refused to get out of the bed without me telling her exactly what I wanted to do and how much. Then when I was leaving, she told me if I can get drugs, she'll make a deal with me. That's all classic police shit.

[Harry Plopper]

My RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome) started acting up so I hit up my steady girl and got no response so after reading the great reviews I texted AlexLynn. Thank you Adam Carolla for diagnosing it for me. LOL.

Alexlynn and I met for an hr and she was wonderful. Great communication prior to the meeting and she had a surprise for me as well. She had a friend with her and the 3 of us had a great time. Alexlynn is legendary in the BBBJ department. It was one of the best if not the best I have ever had. She worked on me, while her friend and I kissed. That was HOT! I had an hr booked and we a 3 used it up with multiple activities with condom. That darn condom. I just had my last blood test done for my life insurance and was cleared for action as usual. I need to paste that clean blood screen to my shirt for all the girls to know. LOL. UGH.

Needless to say. I recommend AlexLynn highly as do the rest of the board members. I cannot wait for the next time!

Stay safe all.

Harry P.

[FlbMac31]

So I've seen people post about her and say she's real. I don't know about that. My number one rule in this hobby is to be safe and to put it bluntly, if Shorty isn't LEO, she'll be on vacation very very soon. Been trying to see her for a little while but it seems that if I don't flat out say I want to have sex, she goes dark. She asked me several times flat out if I want sex and that's a huge red flag. If she's real, hopefully I'll find out one day. But she's way too direct for me. Good luck to all.

Seen her twice but it's almost impossible to get her to respond. She in East Kiss so a drive. Last visit just didn't measure up. On a good day her dreams offer great headache relief. But last visit was so focused on looking around for LEO! Almost paranoid about it.

Long periods will pass without response. But when she replies she tends to ask two questions which make me paranoid. First is what do you want and second is how much do you have. I've asked her simply text when she has a place but she never responds.

No need for me beg for a dream. She never seems to respond to texts so I've just dropped her name from my contact list.

Mac Out.

[DylanX5]

So I've seen people post about her and say she's real. I don't know about that. My number one rule in this hobby is to be safe and to put it bluntly, if Shorty isn't LEO, she'll be on vacation very very soon. Been trying to see her for a little while but it seems that if I don't flat out say I want to have sex, she goes dark. She asked me several times flat out if I want sex and that's a huge red flag. If she's real, hopefully I'll find out one day. But she's way too direct for me. Good luck to all.

[Mr Innocent]

SHe is very difficult to get in touch with. VERY.

She may be super busy with her RL Job I've seen her 10 plus times and she won't answer any text or calls but this is normal of her. When she does respond I will definitely see her again miss you Michelle come back soon!

[LovesToDream13]

No response as of this morning. Maybe she has had a big response from regulars and has not responded to those who have not seen her. I have not but I sure as hell would like to.

She may be super busy with her RL Job I've seen her 10 plus times and she won't answer any text or calls but this is normal of her. When she does respond I will definitely see her again miss you Michelle come back soon!

[MotoGib1]

She was busy with moving and apologized in her ad, but it looks like still no coms?

No response as of this morning. Maybe she has had a big response from regulars and has not responded to those who have not seen her. I have not but I sure as hell would like to.