Massage Parlor Reports

[Avg Joe]

I almost never do an hour anymore. Only time I will do an hour is when I know what's going down. Save yourself money and when its a new place just do 30 minutes to test the goods.

I am not looking to save money but rather to spend money for what I consider to be exceptional service in a clean and decent place. However, it seems that getting exceptional service in a clean and decent place is getting harder and harder to come by. Most girls want you in and out quickly so they can move on to the next guy but what they don't realize is that they are hurting themselves by doing so.

Currently I see 2 girls, Jayden and Michelle who are beautiful little spinners that provide excellent massage and f/s. Maybe I pay a little extra but honestly I don't care because going home satisfied and happy is worth much more than going home feeling like I was hustled out of a dirty place and ripped off for time regardless of whether it's 30 or 60 minutes.

AJ.

[Member #6027]

I'd be interested in hearing who your MT was. I've seen Dana twice and I thought she did a good job.

In my review from a month ago I mentioned that I was skeptical of going to Green because most of the reviews were like this one: not terrible, but certainly not great. Maybe its a question of who the MT is. I've certainly seen a couple other MTs there who did not look particularly enthused about working. Maybe the place needs some new faces.

I would agree about a couple other things you mentioned. Parking is definitely a problem; same with traffic. Its the loop though, and that has to be expected. I was surprised to hear about the unlocked door -- it was locked each time I went. Thankfully there were not too many people walking by as I stood outside (that might be different when the temperature rises).

Visited Green, the parking was definitely a problem, as well as the traffic in both directions. The door to the place was unlocked (strange). Was greeted by an early 40 MT, paid 65 and proceeded to the TS, which was not perfect, but OK (5/10). The actual massage would have been fine, if she wouldn't use so much oil. (6/10) I was literally dawning in it, and her hot towel clean up did not help much. HE on the flip. (5/10) The time spent there was slightly less than 1 hour, that included dressing / undressing / TS / small talk etc. The actual massage lasted approximately 40 min. IMO the massage should be 60 (and some MTs really do massage for 60 min, thus the time spent at the place increases to 10-15 min. Might repeat once in the area, but would never go there on purpose.

[Walker333]

Visited Green, the parking was definitely a problem, as well as the traffic in both directions. The door to the place was unlocked (strange). Was greeted by an early 40 MT, paid 65 and proceeded to the TS, which was not perfect, but OK (5/10). The actual massage would have been fine, if she wouldn't use so much oil. (6/10) I was literally dawning in it, and her hot towel clean up did not help much. HE on the flip. (5/10) The time spent there was slightly less than 1 hour, that included dressing / undressing / TS / small talk etc. The actual massage lasted approximately 40 min. IMO the massage should be 60 (and some MTs really do massage for 60 min, thus the time spent at the place increases to 10-15 min. Might repeat once in the area, but would never go there on purpose.

[Walker333]

I almost never do an hour anymore. Only time I will do an hour is when I know what's going down. Save yourself money and when its a new place just do 30 minutes to test the goods.

With 30 we can save approximately $20 and leave faster, if the place is bad, but we will leave a first bad impression, and sometimes will not get a handshake on a first visit, because, statistically undercover LE guys most of the time go for 30.

[TheRedStar]

Stopped there within the past few days and was not exactly happy with the service.

When I got there I rang the buzzer 5-6 times before they bothered to answer. Went inside, paid my 70 for an hour to a short, stocky girl who said she was "Judy" and was led to a room with curtains on the windows. I undressed and the same girl comes in and starts what ended up to be an average to good massage. After about 20 minutes she says turn over, bra went up, pants came down and she finished without me asking for anything.

She only said 2 things to me, "how you like massage" and "are you married". She left the room 4 times, one time coming back smelling of cigarette smoke which I couldn't believe. When we were done she left the room and never came back in. As I left, she met me by the door, asked for my cell number which I refused and asked me to come back next week. I noticed that it was 40 minutes so she shorted me 20 min of time. Left a 40 tip so I spent 110 for a 40 minute massage.

There is much better out there and I will not repeat.

AJ.

I almost never do an hour anymore. Only time I will do an hour is when I know what's going down. Save yourself money and when its a new place just do 30 minutes to test the goods.

[Walker333]

When I mentioned in an earlier post that I was looking for somewhere new in the area the cleanliness was on my mind. For the most part the service is fine and, as I said earlier, always reliable (though what everyone has said about Judy is right -- though I would never give my phone number so I don't know about the texts). The rooms are not terrible, but once I took a shower there (because I was slathered in oil) and that was an absolute disaster area. I worried that I was going to come out of there with some crazy disease. It was really gross, and reaffirmed my longstanding rule of not showering at those places.

Seeing as we're on the topic: I don't know if its ever been discussed here or not, but there is a place pretty much across the street from Lily. Its always seemed legit to me so I've never checked it out. Anyway, from my experience, going a few blocks east to Belmont is usually a better experience.

The TS room at Lily"s smells like shit, especially in summer. It's probably mold. And the Belmont girls, IMHO, use towels on more than one client, before washing. It's hard to find a nice, clean place, with good looking therapists and extras.

[Walker333]

I'm new to the site, coming in from Portland Oregon. I'm staying downtown and was looking at either one of these parlors below based on reviews here, any suggestions? I'll review wherever I go afterwards.

http://www.bodyrubschicago.com/menu.html

Or.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ience/79047932

Welcome to our nightmare.

Both places are fantastic, just visit and report your opinion.

[Eddinger]

Ever since Cici's place was shut down I haven't heard much about anything going on in Oak Park. Renew used to be OK but then it died, Cici was great but she's gone. Would appreciate info on where to get standard service as this area is very convenient for me.

Thank you!

Wellness on north gives a good massage with plenty of teasing, but youll have to finish yourself. They don't seem willing to do the ending.

[StanCopier]

Saw Nina / Nani today. She teased me like crazy but wouldn't finish the job. 40 for 30, left 15 extra.

Comfort Spa which is located about s block away from shut down kings. Her name was not cici BTW. Comfort is in small store complex which includes felony franks hot dogs. FF provided intel to oak park finest about kings. At least that was info from the internet regarging kings shut down.

Not sure why wonderful spa in river grove gets no reviews. The main lady is weary friendly and you will leave satisfied.

[Ragnor]

I'm new to the site, coming in from Portland Oregon. I'm staying downtown and was looking at either one of these parlors below based on reviews here, any suggestions? I'll review wherever I go afterwards.

http://www.bodyrubschicago.com/menu.html

Or.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ience/79047932

[DMichaels69]

I will conclude the place is a s&!t hole in general.

When I mentioned in an earlier post that I was looking for somewhere new in the area the cleanliness was on my mind. For the most part the service is fine and, as I said earlier, always reliable (though what everyone has said about Judy is right -- though I would never give my phone number so I don't know about the texts). The rooms are not terrible, but once I took a shower there (because I was slathered in oil) and that was an absolute disaster area. I worried that I was going to come out of there with some crazy disease. It was really gross, and reaffirmed my longstanding rule of not showering at those places.

Seeing as we're on the topic: I don't know if its ever been discussed here or not, but there is a place pretty much across the street from Lily. Its always seemed legit to me so I've never checked it out. Anyway, from my experience, going a few blocks east to Belmont is usually a better experience.

[Member #6027]

When I mentioned in an earlier post that I was looking for somewhere new in the area the cleanliness was on my mind. For the most part the service is fine and, as I said earlier, always reliable (though what everyone has said about Judy is right -- though I would never give my phone number so I don't know about the texts). The rooms are not terrible, but once I took a shower there (because I was slathered in oil) and that was an absolute disaster area. I worried that I was going to come out of there with some crazy disease. It was really gross, and reaffirmed my longstanding rule of not showering at those places.

Seeing as we're on the topic: I don't know if its ever been discussed here or not, but there is a place pretty much across the street from Lily. Its always seemed legit to me so I've never checked it out. Anyway, from my experience, going a few blocks east to Belmont is usually a better experience.

I can't speak to 2 and 3 so much; never had a missed appointment or excessive txts, but of all the things, I wouldn't say the spa is filthy. At least not compared to so many other dumpy joints, this place is generally pretty good. I guess it depends on what you're used to but that would not be on my list of complaints about Lily.

BB, out.

[DMichaels69]

A smoke break on your dime. How classy.

Stopped there within the past few days and was not exactly happy with the service.

When I got there I rang the buzzer 5-6 times before they bothered to answer. Went inside, paid my 70 for an hour to a short, stocky girl who said she was "Judy" and was led to a room with curtains on the windows. I undressed and the same girl comes in and starts what ended up to be an average to good massage. After about 20 minutes she says turn over, bra went up, pants came down and she finished without me asking for anything.

She only said 2 things to me, "how you like massage" and "are you married". She left the room 4 times, one time coming back smelling of cigarette smoke which I couldn't believe. When we were done she left the room and never came back in. As I left, she met me by the door, asked for my cell number which I refused and asked me to come back next week. I noticed that it was 40 minutes so she shorted me 20 min of time. Left a 40 tip so I spent 110 for a 40 minute massage.

Massage 6.

Ending 6.

Looks 4.

Attitude 4.

There is much better out there and I will not repeat.

AJ.

[TallKidd]

It's. Fine. Not awful, not spectacular. Pretty middle of the road, in my experience.

I was there recently, saw Annie. Mid 40's south China lady, short, petite and friendly. Massage was nice, good amount of teasing. Standard HE, but she did not allow any touching. Took her a while to finish the job, but she was persistent and had a good attitude.

[Jasper Malloy]

It's. Fine. Not awful, not spectacular. Pretty middle of the road, in my experience.

Has anyone tried out this place on Belmont?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...07127/60143308

I think its been open about a year now.

When I'm in the area I usually go over to Lily which is always reliable, but I wouldn't mind a change. Any info on who to see, or if the place should be avoided, would be appreciated.

Thanks.