Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5596]

Had a delectable experience tonight to close out 2017. That's right. I do not consider today to be part of the year 2018. Until Jan 2nd I adhere to absolutely zero new year's resolutions. So all forms of debauchery were performed today and that of course had to include an intense, illuminating sexual experience.

On one of my previous visits to this fine establishment, after all was said and done and I was on my way to the exit, a much younger and seemingly sexier performer than the one I had just been with caught my eye. The experience that day was nothing to complain about but as the weeks carried on I found myself wondering. What would it have been like if it was with this other mysterious girl?

I was fortunate that day to catch her name. So this morning I called and asked if she was working. Well indeed she was. My lucky day. But I wasn't sold yet. Something about the holiday had me thinking about being more frugal. That coupled with my failed NYE lay from the night before didn't sit well. So I toyed with the idea all day and ended up saying exactly what I always say. Fuck it. And come on why not end the year in style?

As I drove up I saw someone standing outside and then walk in. A female. Was this her? Was she going to be as hot and mysterious as she was in the memory I replayed over and over in my head? After all I only saw her for maybe five or ten seconds on that fateful day.

Upon entry I was brisked into the first room by the provider I already had been with before. I told her no no. I want "xxx". She said yes ok, then comes back in and as though all is fine. I had to kindly ask again and finally upon hearing her name uttered, the mystery girl popped her head in. "We go to ossser room". Yes mam.

Was she as hot and youthful as my memory had deemed her to be? Well. No. She was not. But a great ass and her fun playful personality that made up for it. I guess when you go to a place known for older Asian providers giving BBBJs and then see a younger tech you think my god. Could this possibly be the Asian BBBJ queen I've been searching for all these years??

I head into the new room and make myself comfortable. I personally like having a couple of minutes to undress and lay on the table alone before the tech returns. Luckily I got just that and settled in pretty well. Nice and relaxed, ready to light some New Years fireworks of my own. She came back in and set me at ease with a nice massage (no oil, thank god). She wore a tight, soft black dress and it made her ass just pop. As she massaged me I couldn't help but catch glances of it when she made her way around the table. Finally I decided that I wasn't going to do the entire massage back and forth dance and just reach out for that ass. She chuckled and let me get a nice big handful. I held it and just smiled. She then bent over for me, putting her hands on the table so I could get a better look. She let me pull her dress up and awe at the marvels of her ass. Now I had just come from a happy hour of sorts so the beer goggles were on. This one is fine in the looks department was just average. But beer makes everything beautiful so by god in that moment she was too.

Now here is where it gets interesting. This place is one of the only that I know of in the area that does BBBJs. She asked if I had a hat on me. Wanting to be coy I said oh man you know what I don't. She pulled her dress back up (over her boobs) indicating that it was game over. Then said "gotcha" with funny humorous look and got immediately on her knees. She pulled the dress back down, exposing her cute sized knockers, and took in my full penis into her mouth. Aww, yes. There it is. I am now half sitting on the table and she's putting in some hardcore work. She knows this skill and breathes life into my old bones. I am now raging hard and stand up letting her bob up and down. Eye contact. Fun stuff.

After a while I start to get bored and look down seeing that ass again. Time to let her know. Ohhhh you meant condom? Yeah I have one of those. She laughs and says "you bad, bad boy. You bad boy!" She has a great sense of humor and really doesn't care. I put the hat on the table and she gives me another minute or so of delicious BBBJ'ing.

She slides on the hat and I go at her from behind. I start slow and enjoy her petite frame then throw it into maximum overdrive. I rail her for around five minutes until both of us are just exhausted. We explore a myriad of positions on the table, with me laying down and her on top, until I get the urge to stand again.

This time I tell her to lay down. I put my cock right up next to her face (she's laying with her back to the table) and she starts sucking. It feels incredible to look at her body while she does this. Loads of eye contact. I had just torn her a new one so in a way I think she was thanking me. Finally she starts to just slam it into her own version of HJ overdrive. My rod still hovering over her face as she does this, eyes staring deep into my soul. She knows I'm having the time of my life and there's only one thing in the way of pure bliss. The hat. She pulls it off and inhales my hard, throbbing penis. She's now BBBJing me as she lays on the table. I'm fingering her and staring at her marvelous efforts. She throws it back into HJ-overdrive. This is so hot because we both know my load is going to be blasted all over her face. She says some dirty weird shit to me while her hands reach roughly 65 mph. Now I normally never release while standing up. Not something I've done often as it takes more effort on my part. Well today when she hit 65 mph on the HJ, then gobbling my bare sword while I face fuck her? That right there is a recipe for a big bad nut. I shoot my rope straight down her throat until she coughs. She won't let it go. God that's an amazing feeling. She just keeps suckin and suckin and suckin knowin full well there's not much water left in the Camelbak. Once she's determined that no more of my seed is left, and that it's all now inside her, she gets up and coughs it all into a napkin. Apparently not getting laid on NYE left me loaded up with more than she could handle. It's now dripping all off me and onto the floor. She's cleaning it off her face too. I even see some on the pillow where her head was. I start chuckling just thinking about the next unlucky bastard such as myself that might happen their way in there tonight. Relaxing onto that same pillow and grinning as they think about how great their weekly treat will be, having no idea my load is right there with them.

I reach for the towel that was used to cover me (which was laying folded on the table when I entered the room) and she says "no no no use this" handing me a baby wipe. I ask her. Wait are those towels clean? She says that one that comes folded is never cleaned LOL. Gross. It then occurred to me that I too was the exact person I was just imagining that would end up putting their face in my cum. Had I not been that very same person before my massage began? Which one of you sick bastards cum did I unkowningly get all over my face? Loads and loads of alcohol sprays please. Thank hun.

We exchange pleasantries talking about her home country. I'm fairly familiar with it so we spend a couple minutes chatting. I throw a benjamin on the table and she thanks me. Glad she didn't coerce me for another twenty. Hate that.

All in this was a great nut but nothing more. Sure the BBBJ is a rare score at an AMP but beyond that, and the depravities she allowed me to perform, this was no amazing life changing experience. Just a good good nut when you need one.

I suppose in the end that that's why I'm in this to begin with. Constantly chasing the hottest masseuse leads to frequent disappointment. But a good hard nut when you need one? Priceless.

Moving forward I am not going to put the name of establishments or providers in my post. There are cues in them that you'll pick up on to know which spot I'm talking about. If anyone wants the info DM me and I'll provide. But only if you post regularly on this board. The number of people who never share is just annoying. At least a hundred people have reached out to me in DM looking for all kinds of intricate details. The funny thing is that I'll provide everything they need. And ask a question of my own. How many people respond to my question? So far one or two. Also, without saying too much, getting called out on this thread recently by someone posting for the very first time broke the camels back. All in I received four DM's from the same guy. LOL. I urge all of you guys to shroud your posts in mystery. If you do then the active community can swap good intel and the hit and run guys can figure it out on their own. After all that's half the fun, is it not?

[Member #5794]

Perhaps you or other astute readers will know, is her last name Yaki? If so, she IS hot.

Even using the cumdump standards of the sgv, I would not call this one hot. Using the standards of the westside, this one would be goodlooking in a mani / pedi salon, mostly because she is taller than four foot eleven.

[Dorq01]

So I rolled in to the Massage establishment on the opposite of Eastwood Boulevard with the name that is AU ou on the periodic table of elements and the second syllable that rhymes with the profession in which Madonna and Adele purport to render services in. Some might call the place Goldfinger.

It's address is in the block of Westwood Boulevard that is synonymous with the presidency rutheford b. Hayes (19th president).

The mamasan is this shriveling middle aged (I hope) lady named Jenny (one of two at this place) who I had the pleasure of being jerked off by before and realized what a complete mess of a human being she looks like.

I said the monger's prayer that she would not be my technician (the prayer goes "I hope she is not my techician".

I paid her the $50 for an hour session as I wanted some cock endurance work and she put me in the room behind the mamasan battlestation or really adjacent thereto which is very small quite cozy.

In walks Suki.

Suki could be anywhere from age 30 to 60 (I am guessing 43 - please). She tall and slim with a face that is not altogether terrible but that I soon forgot as I generally had my eyes closed. She is probably around 5 foot nine and was wearing a sort of festive blouse with lots of rhinestones and a miniskirt over her thick leggings.

I assume she was told by Jenny, who recognized me, that I was a regular.

She did 10 minutes of real massage and I just let her on that end and kind of grabbed her interesting ass outside the leggings then she started tickling my nuts. After a while she said I should turn over and then she went for my Dikdalini.

I let her wack me for a good 20 minutes and even asked her for additional services. She quoted $100 for taking off her top but it sounded like she would not remove her bra. Because I did not want to have my ass kicked by every monger on here and my face sat on by whoopi goldberg, I refused the up charge and just let her jerk me off pursuant to my instruction that she go very slow like she was the fucken help at that mcdonalds on la cienega and like the 10 freeway.

After a good long while I blew an impressive load that required two towels for cleanup. I would actually return to see Suki only because she was somewhat attractive, youthful (she had a cellphone with emojis on it) and did not look like a lower form rodent.

I did tip her $60 on the way out so yes that is 110 total which I know will put some of you into hypertension.

I went out the side door on the way out. I recommend the same if you monger here.

Perhaps you or other astute readers will know, is her last name Yaki? If so, she IS hot.

[HowdyDoody32]

YoYo in Bellflower.

Had older asian gal named Nancy.

She was dressed normally so I thought maybe legit place.

Nope LOL.

I'd rate her a 5.

Massage for a couple minutes, put my hands on her body and I cupped a feel. She even pulls out and lets me suck on her titties before...

Asks me what I want. I say everything.

We negotiate price.

Ball sucking, CBJ, DATY, CFS ensues.

During CFS she pulls my face towards hers and gives me DFK.

Surprising since I never got DFK at an MP in the year I've been doing this and dozens of women.

Probably shouldn't have because last thing I want is mono LOL.

Don't go see her though because I gave her a nasty cold I got from my nephews lmfao.

Hopefully she didn't give me anything in return hahahaha.

Nice sex though, I enjoyed it and will return.

[Member #5794]

So I rolled in to the Massage establishment on the opposite of Eastwood Boulevard with the name that is AU ou on the periodic table of elements and the second syllable that rhymes with the profession in which Madonna and Adele purport to render services in. Some might call the place Goldfinger.

It's address is in the block of Westwood Boulevard that is synonymous with the presidency rutheford b. Hayes (19th president).

The mamasan is this shriveling middle aged (I hope) lady named Jenny (one of two at this place) who I had the pleasure of being jerked off by before and realized what a complete mess of a human being she looks like.

I said the monger's prayer that she would not be my technician (the prayer goes "I hope she is not my techician".

I paid her the $50 for an hour session as I wanted some cock endurance work and she put me in the room behind the mamasan battlestation or really adjacent thereto which is very small quite cozy.

In walks Suki.

Suki could be anywhere from age 30 to 60 (I am guessing 43 - please). She tall and slim with a face that is not altogether terrible but that I soon forgot as I generally had my eyes closed. She is probably around 5 foot nine and was wearing a sort of festive blouse with lots of rhinestones and a miniskirt over her thick leggings.

I assume she was told by Jenny, who recognized me, that I was a regular.

She did 10 minutes of real massage and I just let her on that end and kind of grabbed her interesting ass outside the leggings then she started tickling my nuts. After a while she said I should turn over and then she went for my Dikdalini.

I let her wack me for a good 20 minutes and even asked her for additional services. She quoted $100 for taking off her top but it sounded like she would not remove her bra. Because I did not want to have my ass kicked by every monger on here and my face sat on by whoopi goldberg, I refused the up charge and just let her jerk me off pursuant to my instruction that she go very slow like she was the fucken help at that mcdonalds on la cienega and like the 10 freeway.

After a good long while I blew an impressive load that required two towels for cleanup. I would actually return to see Suki only because she was somewhat attractive, youthful (she had a cellphone with emojis on it) and did not look like a lower form rodent.

I did tip her $60 on the way out so yes that is 110 total which I know will put some of you into hypertension.

I went out the side door on the way out. I recommend the same if you monger here.

[UsaDriven]

How much should I expect to pay for one hr? DM with recom. Thanks.

Like to know the same.

[CharlieTsunami]

Hi all,

Any recommendations as far as massage with HE goes in proximity to downtown / LA live? In town for a few days. Would be happy to report the latest after trying it out. I'm into apartment massage too if that is a better move around here.

Thanks in advance!

[HornDog626]

What was the rate for FS?? Thanks.

Scored FS for $1.

[Mal252]

Hey,

Was in Dejavu by union station

Don't know how to delete post or how I put it in this thread but my bad.

[WhoreMaster 91]

But I can say I've gotten FS 3 times. Once in lap dance area and twice in VIP upstairs.

What was the rate for FS?? Thanks.

[HornDog626]

Hey,

Was in Dejavu by union station about 2 weeks ago with a friend. Never heard of it being high mileage so wasn't even thinking of that.

As soon as I walk in this tall skinny Latina (I'm bad with names and don't remember hers) is all over me. I never get a dance right away so I tell her to hit me back up in 30 min. She does and she's noticibly drunk. I get a dance, she's alright, starts trying to sell me on the VIP room. Is very vague about what might happen. I don't do vague so kept saying no. Finally she says she'll let me finger her. I get the feeling more was on the table but I wasn't feeling her. She was hot though, 7/10.

Then this shorter Latina who had some thickness to her. Not fat but nice big ass and big tits offers a dance. She says that she's really touchy and I should try her out. I did, when we get to the couch area she unzips me and starts jerking me off over my underwear. I try my luck and take out my dick, she immediately covers it up again.

All in all, it was fun, girls were hot but not sure how many girls actually do extras.

But I can say I've gotten FS 3 times. Once in lap dance area and twice in VIP upstairs.

[Xtsa4321]

Does anyone know what I should expect to spend in this magical place?

Hahah. When I google west hollywood health center, the first result I get is for Planned Parenthood. I guess it's an example of how Google tailors its results to your previous searches. So I'm thankful to those who clarified as to the 8155 location. I appreciate your caution and concern, but as many have pointed out, between the business permits that have been filed, the ads on various website, and the stream of mongers in and out of these places, there is not an AMP in LA that the police and neighbors are not aware of. I'd suspect that the big difference is that most people assume they are all just HE / HJ parlors, and don't suspect them of FS, so that is probably worth keeping on the DL.

[Xtsa4321]

How much should I expect to pay for one hr? DM with recom. Thanks.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Be good. Be good.

That's what they all say. But I'm not good so you probably know which place I'm referring to.

This one was unique for three reasons.

1) Never been here before so it was nice to have fresh anticipation of what I would be served. Would it be worthy of praise or make me spiteful of my adventurous palate? From what continent would the cuisine originate? Sometimes you go with your waiter's recommendation and learn to hate yourself for being so foolish as to trust someone with your delicate tastebuds. Fortunately for me this sporadic decision ended up being a good one.

2) I have a penchant for petite. Spinners are my game and today I had my first experience with a super spinner from Korea. Tiny as they come. Tinnier than I've ever seen. Actually made me feel like a had a big stick. Very kind with a good humorous personality. Put about 20 mins into working out some kinks in my upper shoulder / neck area and actually did a pretty good job. Oddly enough I didn't ask for this. She just said, at first pass on my shoulders, 'ooooooh I need help you' and went to work.

3) It's right off the boulevard. You get to enjoy the shame of 15 people staring at you as you unwaveringly step into a seedy, seedy massage parlor. I suppose by now they're all texting, Snapchatting and Instagramming while they drive so who knows if any of them even look up from there phones to see what's going on all around them. This mile of stretch is full of seed. Both literally and figuratively. "Almost to Target LOL. Going to get some new curtains. ".

The massage lasted a good while with fun moments of intense back and forth teasing. On the flip I asked for everything. Two minutes later she came back in and I realized just how much of a spinner this one was. My god. We tried a myriad of positions but to my disappointment the old 🐶 from behind was too much for her. She said it hurt so we had to turn to the next page in the old Kama Sutra book. There's something very enjoyable about being with a smaller partner. It really feels different and special. We threw it into RCG and that just about did it for me. A few gyrations and I was blasted into outer space.

She was really cute and fun. Even insisted on sitting on her knees in front of the chair while I put on my shoes. She slapped my hand away when I tried to pick up a shoe "NO! You let me. I put on foot. " Thanks babe.

All in I will repeat. Oh and P.S. Her name is Happy.

I saw Happy a few years ago and this sounds like a copy of my experience -- including the helping me put my shoes on. She's a cutie and a lot of fun. Good to know she's still around, may have to drop in soon. PM which day she was working, if you don't mind.

Pretty sure this place has a rear entrance in the alley, so as to avoid the judgemental eyes of passer-byers.

[Member #5596]

Be good. Be good.

That's what they all say. But I'm not good so you probably know which place I'm referring to.

This one was unique for three reasons.

1) Never been here before so it was nice to have fresh anticipation of what I would be served. Would it be worthy of praise or make me spiteful of my adventurous palate? From what continent would the cuisine originate? Sometimes you go with your waiter's recommendation and learn to hate yourself for being so foolish as to trust someone with your delicate tastebuds. Fortunately for me this sporadic decision ended up being a good one.

2) I have a penchant for petite. Spinners are my game and today I had my first experience with a super spinner from Korea. Tiny as they come. Tinnier than I've ever seen. Actually made me feel like a had a big stick. Very kind with a good humorous personality. Put about 20 mins into working out some kinks in my upper shoulder / neck area and actually did a pretty good job. Oddly enough I didn't ask for this. She just said, at first pass on my shoulders, 'ooooooh I need help you' and went to work.

3) It's right off the boulevard. You get to enjoy the shame of 15 people staring at you as you unwaveringly step into a seedy, seedy massage parlor. I suppose by now they're all texting, Snapchatting and Instagramming while they drive so who knows if any of them even look up from there phones to see what's going on all around them. This mile of stretch is full of seed. Both literally and figuratively. "Almost to Target LOL. Going to get some new curtains. ".

The massage lasted a good while with fun moments of intense back and forth teasing. On the flip I asked for everything. Two minutes later she came back in and I realized just how much of a spinner this one was. My god. We tried a myriad of positions but to my disappointment the old 🐶 from behind was too much for her. She said it hurt so we had to turn to the next page in the old Kama Sutra book. There's something very enjoyable about being with a smaller partner. It really feels different and special. We threw it into RCG and that just about did it for me. A few gyrations and I was blasted into outer space.

She was really cute and fun. Even insisted on sitting on her knees in front of the chair while I put on my shoes. She slapped my hand away when I tried to pick up a shoe "NO! You let me. I put on foot. " Thanks babe.

All in I will repeat. Oh and P.S. Her name is Happy.